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im not gonna make the same mistakes twice i learned from all my mistakes
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The score yesterday indicates the game was played closer than it was
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you ever feel like no matter what you do you're just not good enough
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Meeting a virgin is a blessing I salute you Hold on to it
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I inspire others to go after their passions to me that's success
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I don't even know how the memory got full I don't use nothing
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Love fire works so much full moon party done a awesome job of them
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Nearly half of all Americans suffer from symptoms of burnout
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I hate programming until I figure it out and then I love it
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Just played Evil Things The Black Angels Indigo Meadow Light Attic
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My point exactly tubby only penguins were made for this weather
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NO JOY OBAMA IS A LOSER RACIST TRUMP IS REALITY
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im an idiot and wait until last minute to do everything
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god i am lagging like crazy today and i was fine earlier
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Up through the bookshelves and a yellow wind turned the trailer park to dust
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does anyone else wonder why girls try to drive bad like it's not cute
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And baby bang bang kiss kiss You and I gotta put an end to this
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My eyes are burning Why'd my body decide it was time to wake up
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Eat your pizza with a fork and knife so I know for sure I hate you
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I reckon with that kind of money he'll throw in the Clintons as well
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I forgot I had a pillow blanket in the car I'm v happy
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What's the problem why you not smiling we in the prime of our lives
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Happy Birthday hope your day is great Keep doing your thing on the court
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Lucy and Georgie are the cutest couple in the entire world
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I also got a bike like this in the attic I should try the same
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i hate everyone at my job its looking like a quick ALT delete
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Fighting it as hard as I can but I think I might be getting sick
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When someone says No Biggie The only response is Only Tupac
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Take away this man's power to divide the Blue Wave Ignore his ass
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Don't wanna be that guy but fuck there was so much money made today
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I've never had this many consecutive bad days This shit fucked up
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and everyday i'll choose you and the days I don't I know you'll make me
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Donald Trump going after Jay Z Is nothing sacred anymore
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so regretting not going to Tennessee i need a getaway
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anyways i just got more morphine and now i'm eating cold pizza
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Was thinking about going out but I'll rather really clean my house
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That's it nobody new is meeting my mama Sorry not sorry
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Well dad about that I kinda already have a few of my own
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Bertram the wizard thinks your skills in the bedroom are unusual
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I am convinced that the hardest language to speak for some is the truth
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If people are known for its entry Paradise or fire business
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People still think Shun is innocent His songs are suggestive as heck
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Jen is the only person who can convince me to do anything
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They are trying to figure out if they should let the Flyers strike first
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If I could marry a keratin blow dry I would consider it
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But I can't complain my bills are paid i still got money to my name
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Caught myself singing the intro I've watched tOO MUCH I KNOW ALL THE WORDS
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Why do I only want to listen to music alone for hours
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Tough turnover by the Patriots That might cost them the Super Bowl
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Done a cover of Crazy Little Thing Called Love today Will post soon
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Major sweetheart and my baby till I have to block him on Friday
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I guess just ready to overcome it all if I ever do lbs
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I always hate you in the morning and I love you before he comes
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Women To Follow Into Battle A Costume I Can Get Behind
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Be careful and think twice before you do something that you might regret
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I feel like people do the most stupid shit right before my cycle
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Can't believe we were losing to the browns there for a hot sec who dat
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Really need a room make over very soon New good vibes coming in
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This is tomorrow please come along and support this super event
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Railway you excelled yourself today absolute joke of a service
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What do people get out of spoiling movies I just don't understand
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you're disgusting and evil and I can't wait to watch your beheading
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i kinda wish i had time for it but that love shit not important
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Passing out copies of Bronze Age mindset to trick or treaters this year
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All the fucking re runs of the same shit Spice that bitch up or something
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Why even have sex with someone who already agrees with you lol
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in memory of our angels forever always we choose love
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Someone took the last slice of pizza and aren't owning up to it
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I ain't feeling this feeling the way your love gone Gone me a reason
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my girls really got my back i love every single one of them
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Doug actually knows basketball all Nick did was talk about stats
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how about getting your follow the last day of the year love u cam
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She can't just cover her crime it's done I'm sure there are copies somewhere
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I have been learning so much about myself these last couple of days
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I either wanna grow my hair or shave it all off I can't decide
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reality is the sickest illness but i'm desperate to wake up
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the scary thing is people believe what they WANT to believe M A
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No one cared about who he slept with that man could sang this is not news
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I don't even know how much time I got left I don't got shit to waste
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turn on when uber tells me i don't have to walk to meet my driver
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The memories all over that town finally ain't tearing you down
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Twitter is kind of heated tonight and it's not even a full moon
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My mom didn't give me lunch money so I starved the entire day
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Nothing in the U s of A is considered a real vacation
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Pointless Story Time With Sophia Presents My Flight Back To Melbourne
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If you don't wanna text me tell me so I won't waste my time on you
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Chloe Bourgeois is the French version of Tony Stark TELL ME I'M WRONG
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Tired of them two They get on here sub all day Put up or shut up
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do you work outside California Could you spread your wings to Kenya
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I understand And good point about Cobb you may be onto something
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Ok great now I can watch it I been waiting on a review lol
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The black dude behind Kennedy is holding it together somehow
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Gutted I've still not received my royal wedding invite through the post
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Would you even turn to say I don't love you like I did yesterday
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People so stupid for people that's not goner do nothing for them
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People violate too much and expect you to be there to take it
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Sitting here sad as hell listening to Adele i feel u baby
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This is Gentlemen Never heard of it or am I missing the joke
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I also find it funny that they didn't charge him with resisting
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someone tell me why I was just googling how much it costs to skydive
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