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Don't imitate me It's unsightly to look at If we're both the same
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I just wanna go back to this exact moment of sheer happiness
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It's far to easy to convince me to go out need some will power
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my apartment looks like an urban outfitters ad and i hate it
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My birthday next month So y'all can start thinking bout what y'all gone get me
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Natural hair with this minimal heat thing is HARD I'm slipping guys
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Lord Forgive Them For Know Not What They Have Done Lord Sorry Never Mind
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eddie I think it is I have enough trouble wrapping a square box
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I'm so happy that my grandma and grandpa came today I missed them
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Stupidity is also a gift of God but do not misuse it
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the only thing I can think about is that Stray Kids dance battle dance
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March madness is when ya bet on the underdog trust me you'll thank me
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I'm Angelina you Jennifer come on bitch you see where Brad at
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I truly enjoy being at work I hate it when I have days off
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I know he outside just seen em on live so he won't be hard to find
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Only thing I can think Austin for is he brought me friends and new bands
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Did Maureen have a joint before the interview to settle his nerves
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Congratulations you win the Non Sequitur of the Day award
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My big sister bought me some long johns and i got excited little
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Just from watching the first few minutes you know the Raptors have no chance
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Who thought going to London for ONE DAY would be a good idea
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Barkley wide open on the opposite side of the field in the flat
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Someone played ocean avenue last night and it's still stuck in my head
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Should white people be able to say the n word in any context
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It doesn't really feel like Christmas eve at all since I have to work
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You just described the Clintons to a T Thank you for your honesty
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Almost back home from getting modem wifi should be a lot better
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Time for another trial to begin But this one is different
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When people leave quick without saying much that shit just don't settle right
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Ion care about jack shit no more I peep how everyone moving
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I'm practicing for my performance all night Thank you god for more time
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How many of you sleep with socks on I just can't they have to come off
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is tearing up This fucking Presidency is wearing on us all
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Majid Jordan are so underrated they don't get enough credit
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Listen close You can hear the noose being thrown up over tree branches
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When music describe you very well q How's your day me play a song
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MATE I WAS DOING THIS TO LOSE WEIGHT WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
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his concert was the best one this time around drake never disappoints
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Still waiting for your considered evidence that is has not been lost
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spiers Star zero atmosphere on TV Is it the same there Tim
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A sleepy boy who wants his giant pop to stop staring at him lol
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I promise you that you will be in the depths of my heart for ever
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Gotta have faith in what's meant to be will be and let that be enough
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RIP Steven Hawkins Just when the world seems to need intellect the most
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my grandma always said when you count yo bankroll you'll always have some
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it s prejudiced Why physical therapists owes more than doctors
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Planet Sheen could've been crazy good if it was handled properly
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There are real problems in this one anyone you rope in to Oxford
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i'm really trying to be a nice person but i just cant do it
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I diagnosed my sister with a cold and now she won't pay her bill
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sorry but i'm not gonna blow up balloons for your pity party
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A little house on the edge of town porch going all the way around
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If Diddy Khaled bought some artwork from me I'd fall to the ground too
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Instead of music being on blast my heat is on blast this morning
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Martha Stewart could do a better job coaching this team than Steve Kerr
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hood rat gorilla in the bronx zoo trying to get free behavior
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The real holiday is tomorrow when all the chocolate is on sale
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I wish someone would just randomly gift me with some tacos today
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This accounting class is dangerous You miss a class and you're fucked lol
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I swear karma is a I hope you feel how I felt for there is proof
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yeah i realized that when i went back and read it i need to leave
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Austin you've been nice to me but time to move on to the next chapter
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I wanna learn how to do my make up but I'm lazy and I'm scared
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Always keep one with you and whenever he yawns just HUH right in there
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I've officially decided to do it I'm moving to Pittsburgh
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Communication has to be outta this world for me to be in
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TomS we couldn't do it without the trainers and the support of staff
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Can my laptop not turn itself on when I put it on sleep mode thanks
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Yo Greenway should be call Greenway cobras y'all are some fucking snakes man
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Thinking zombie flick tonight What's the best zombie flick streaming right now
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what was night lovell smoking when he made dark light it's so beautiful
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He who doesn't make mistakes is simply because he's doing nothing
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Are March Madness pools BETTER or WORSE with a ton of people in them
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When folks finish a reptile house they like to put a boa on it
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baby cant you see I'm calling a guy like you should wear a warning
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The Reid family is so attractive how do I get some of that
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i'm not lazy to go out i'm just thinking in a practical way
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Sense I'm your Chinese fan I love your voice very much Please keep singing
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Stormy Daniels I thought they said Charlie Daniels That's different then
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People who take all their photos on the snapchat camera scare me
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FORgot about girls saying girlfriend to mean not someone they're dating
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Yeah only when they are excited about me with same energy
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About to go through my makeup again And see what shit I don't use
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Twitter is going nuts for Nancy Drew right now and I am LIVING
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All these people you're posted up with better have features on Oxnard
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A problem is a chance for you to do your best by Duke Ellington
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Ryan Donato is starting to make me feel bad about myself
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Ain't drakes dad older so wouldn't Steve Harvey be rocking drakes dads suits
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If someone wants to bring me food I'd probably love you forever
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It seems insane but this was just that little push I needed today
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I wanna brag for just a minute on how good GOD has been to me
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This is a woman's world But she wouldn't nothing Nothing he or man
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I don't need April Fools Day my life is a whole ass joke anyway
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I have a major project dropping can't wait to share it with the world
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Beyond excited for next year got some good news to look forward to
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Mika was like my first crush as a child like he's the reason I'm gay
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Whys everyone and everything getting on my fucking tits today
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How many glasses of water do I need to drink to be happy
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Wow from bamba you recognise real when you see one Hazard is real
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Got a sudden urge to workout holy shit what's happening to me
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