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Don't imitate me
It's unsightly to look at
If we're both the same | twaiku |
I just wanna go
back to this exact moment
of sheer happiness | twaiku |
It's far to easy
to convince me to go out
need some will power | twaiku |
my apartment looks
like an urban outfitters
ad and i hate it | twaiku |
My birthday next month
So y'all can start thinking bout
what y'all gone get me | twaiku |
Natural hair with
this minimal heat thing is
HARD I'm slipping guys | twaiku |
Lord Forgive Them For
Know Not What They Have Done Lord
Sorry Never Mind | twaiku |
eddie I think it
is I have enough trouble
wrapping a square box | twaiku |
I'm so happy that
my grandma and grandpa came
today I missed them | twaiku |
Stupidity is
also a gift of God but
do not misuse it | twaiku |
the only thing I
can think about is that Stray
Kids dance battle dance | twaiku |
March madness is when
ya bet on the underdog
trust me you'll thank me | twaiku |
I'm Angelina
you Jennifer come on bitch
you see where Brad at | twaiku |
I truly enjoy
being at work I hate it
when I have days off | twaiku |
I know he outside
just seen em on live so he
won't be hard to find | twaiku |
Only thing I can
think Austin for is he brought
me friends and new bands | twaiku |
Did Maureen have a
joint before the interview
to settle his nerves | twaiku |
Congratulations
you win the Non Sequitur
of the Day award | twaiku |
My big sister bought
me some long johns and i got
excited little | twaiku |
Just from watching the
first few minutes you know the
Raptors have no chance | twaiku |
Who thought going to
London for ONE DAY would be
a good idea | twaiku |
Barkley wide open
on the opposite side of
the field in the flat | twaiku |
Someone played ocean
avenue last night and it's
still stuck in my head | twaiku |
Should white people be
able to say the n word
in any context | twaiku |
It doesn't really
feel like Christmas eve at all
since I have to work | twaiku |
You just described the
Clintons to a T Thank you
for your honesty | twaiku |
Almost back home from
getting modem wifi should
be a lot better | twaiku |
Time for another
trial to begin But this
one is different | twaiku |
When people leave quick
without saying much that shit
just don't settle right | twaiku |
Ion care about
jack shit no more I peep how
everyone moving | twaiku |
I'm practicing for
my performance all night Thank
you god for more time | twaiku |
How many of you
sleep with socks on I just can't
they have to come off | twaiku |
is tearing up This
fucking Presidency is
wearing on us all | twaiku |
Majid Jordan are
so underrated they don't
get enough credit | twaiku |
Listen close You can
hear the noose being thrown up
over tree branches | twaiku |
When music describe
you very well q How's your
day me play a song | twaiku |
MATE I WAS DOING
THIS TO LOSE WEIGHT WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS TO ME | twaiku |
his concert was the
best one this time around drake
never disappoints | twaiku |
Still waiting for your
considered evidence that
is has not been lost | twaiku |
spiers Star zero
atmosphere on TV Is
it the same there Tim | twaiku |
A sleepy boy who
wants his giant pop to stop
staring at him lol | twaiku |
I promise you that
you will be in the depths of
my heart for ever | twaiku |
Gotta have faith in
what's meant to be will be and
let that be enough | twaiku |
RIP Steven Hawkins
Just when the world seems to need
intellect the most | twaiku |
my grandma always
said when you count yo bankroll
you'll always have some | twaiku |
it s prejudiced
Why physical therapists
owes more than doctors | twaiku |
Planet Sheen could've
been crazy good if it was
handled properly | twaiku |
There are real problems
in this one anyone you
rope in to Oxford | twaiku |
i'm really trying
to be a nice person but
i just cant do it | twaiku |
I diagnosed my
sister with a cold and now
she won't pay her bill | twaiku |
sorry but i'm not
gonna blow up balloons for
your pity party | twaiku |
A little house on
the edge of town porch going
all the way around | twaiku |
If Diddy Khaled
bought some artwork from me I'd
fall to the ground too | twaiku |
Instead of music
being on blast my heat is
on blast this morning | twaiku |
Martha Stewart could
do a better job coaching
this team than Steve Kerr | twaiku |
hood rat gorilla
in the bronx zoo trying to
get free behavior | twaiku |
The real holiday
is tomorrow when all the
chocolate is on sale | twaiku |
I wish someone would
just randomly gift me with
some tacos today | twaiku |
This accounting class
is dangerous You miss a
class and you're fucked lol | twaiku |
I swear karma is
a I hope you feel how I
felt for there is proof | twaiku |
yeah i realized
that when i went back and read
it i need to leave | twaiku |
Austin you've been nice
to me but time to move on
to the next chapter | twaiku |
I wanna learn how
to do my make up but I'm
lazy and I'm scared | twaiku |
Always keep one with
you and whenever he yawns
just HUH right in there | twaiku |
I've officially
decided to do it I'm
moving to Pittsburgh | twaiku |
Communication
has to be outta this world
for me to be in | twaiku |
TomS we couldn't do
it without the trainers and
the support of staff | twaiku |
Can my laptop not
turn itself on when I put
it on sleep mode thanks | twaiku |
Yo Greenway should be
call Greenway cobras y'all are
some fucking snakes man | twaiku |
Thinking zombie flick
tonight What's the best zombie
flick streaming right now | twaiku |
what was night lovell
smoking when he made dark light
it's so beautiful | twaiku |
He who doesn't make
mistakes is simply because
he's doing nothing | twaiku |
Are March Madness pools
BETTER or WORSE with a ton
of people in them | twaiku |
When folks finish a
reptile house they like to put
a boa on it | twaiku |
baby cant you see
I'm calling a guy like you
should wear a warning | twaiku |
The Reid family
is so attractive how do
I get some of that | twaiku |
i'm not lazy to
go out i'm just thinking in
a practical way | twaiku |
Sense I'm your Chinese
fan I love your voice very
much Please keep singing | twaiku |
Stormy Daniels I
thought they said Charlie Daniels
That's different then | twaiku |
People who take all
their photos on the snapchat
camera scare me | twaiku |
FORgot about girls
saying girlfriend to mean not
someone they're dating | twaiku |
Yeah only when they
are excited about me
with same energy | twaiku |
About to go through
my makeup again And see
what shit I don't use | twaiku |
Twitter is going
nuts for Nancy Drew right now
and I am LIVING | twaiku |
All these people you're
posted up with better have
features on Oxnard | twaiku |
A problem is a
chance for you to do your best
by Duke Ellington | twaiku |
Ryan Donato
is starting to make me feel
bad about myself | twaiku |
Ain't drakes dad older
so wouldn't Steve Harvey be
rocking drakes dads suits | twaiku |
If someone wants to
bring me food I'd probably
love you forever | twaiku |
It seems insane but
this was just that little push
I needed today | twaiku |
I wanna brag for
just a minute on how good
GOD has been to me | twaiku |
This is a woman's
world But she wouldn't nothing
Nothing he or man | twaiku |
I don't need April
Fools Day my life is a whole
ass joke anyway | twaiku |
I have a major
project dropping can't wait to
share it with the world | twaiku |
Beyond excited
for next year got some good news
to look forward to | twaiku |
Mika was like my
first crush as a child like he's
the reason I'm gay | twaiku |
Whys everyone and
everything getting on my
fucking tits today | twaiku |
How many glasses
of water do I need to
drink to be happy | twaiku |
Wow from bamba you
recognise real when you see
one Hazard is real | twaiku |
Got a sudden urge
to workout holy shit what's
happening to me | twaiku |
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