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How do people not lose stuff like I feel like all my stuff disappears
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done shrinking myself to appease other people get over the shit
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Kane as captain is probably the best of a bad situation
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One good thing about flying in the morning is you get free breakfast
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Being around ALL these girls I realize I am not a real girl
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Goodmorning baby I dreamed of you you were with me and my toy boy
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my dog has hiccups so yes i'm staying up with her until they pass
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And a warm welcome from me too An exciting year ahead in the
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I remember all the shit you said because it hurt me and helped me
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You'll forget as time goes by but does your heart still ache a little Time
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Listen to your heart marry your second husband the first time around
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Never hate myself more than when I strip my bed but don't remake it
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Are these women of certain age also fans of Barry Manilow
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Actually mad how much ur opinion on someone can change wow
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I thought I wanted her but I was just bored and came to my senses
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Studies have shown that meditation decreases productivity
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Do you ever just put the pedal to the floor and just say fuck it
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bitch im shaking i think code chameleon is preparing something
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First time ever I decided to not call in on a day I should
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grant better get up his lil ass not about to have me up all night
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These jokes write themselves Reality is lit Like profile picture though
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I never grabbed my controller out of anger this badly before
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Picked up some perfect last minute presents today from our neighbours
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Anytime I see this certain name pop up on my screen I get mad
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I don't always know how I'm a do it but I always get it done
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The only valves that I'm interested in are the ones I'm riding
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Why do I even miss you right now I shouldn't but I can't help it
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nothing more awkward than running for the bus when it's about to leave
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Live every day likes it's your last tomorrow is never promised
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Fuck whoever came up with mountain climbers and burpees suck a dick
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can this video render faster maybe i wanna go to bed
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What the actual fuck Everyone involved needs to die Everyone
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Why are you even upset when you're the one that already moved on
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I GRADUATE ON SATURDAY GEORGIA SOUTHERN RUN ME MY DEGREE
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I haven't even started christmas shopping and I'm already stressed
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I get offended when someone calls the iPhone X the iPhone ten
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YOU COULDN'T HAVE LET THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT IN THE RAIN FIRST BEFORE THIS
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almost every album this year sounded the exact same throughout
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Being Alone Or Lonely Is Probably All I Need For Myself
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that person shouldn't have cut out the part where he said mentally ill
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I washed and braided the girls hair and took their clothes out for the morning
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i got my eyebrows AND my nails done I FEEL LIKE A BRAND NEW WOMAN
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I have never woke up and said to myself damn I want a baby
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new harms way album definitely blasting this in the gym today
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leo mars venus are the most fun in bed do not fight me on this
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wanting to check in on you but i don't want to seem like a bother
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Leland It's what the media predicted their SEC record to be
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not The reaction I was expecting but er good enough I guess
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Still looking for these two deals before year end Let's see what the week brings
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Off to Montreal School band on board This is not going to end well
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Been telling this for a while that verdict was a blessing in disguise
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every time i see that i just get sad all over again lol
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My son really don't look like me none of my kids look like me A mess
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whoever cursed me to never enjoy my food I'm coming for you
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Just seen a crackhead chuck a carrot at people having a coffee
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I forgot you guys let Castle get away with that more than that ad
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Everyday I get on photoshop make some fye shit then delete it
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To understand time maybe kick it w devout musicians
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Really craving a raspberry or strawberry gin and lemonade
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Ben Carson sighting how convenient he showed up today for Trump's speech
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Just for the record i give the less amount of fuck to anything
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Dang I've been hearing a lot of good quotes lately I should write them down
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National Bank of Belgium Business Analyst Brussels Read More here
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i'd rather cheese grate my fucking nipples than talk to any of you
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Listen to my eyes when God has silenced my voice to work on my thoughts
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they're really hyping this album i have very high expectations
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I couldn't earn it I don't deserve it Still you gave yourself away
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I should start posting some aesthetic pictures to light my profile up
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Saved again by the red seats so important to our parliament
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I'm gonna cast a spell to see whether or not ur heart is true so
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Beautiful photo I love photography My favorite hobby
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I'm gonna chop all my hair off again and make a statement with it
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Scully is dispatched to an old mining town to rescue their own clones
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To be successful the first thing to do is fall in love with your work
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Heart heavy but I'm chilling with my folks Getting all the way UP THERE
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sorry blame german radio stations who play it way too often
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You know you haven't stretched enough when you've pulled your hamstring from walking
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Biceps triceps and shoulders today my dudes Sore as hell from my quads
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My mother telling me to study just feeds my procrastination
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Can someone condone communism while wearing Gucci and Supreme
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Oh good heavens Mike McCaul is really a dim bulb Embarrassing
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I can't remember but it was most likely a Richard Dunne own goal
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I've seen black panther twice hey auntie still the best line in the movie
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If my mother had had her way I would have been named after Odette
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what diddy had to say about the king talk y'all not making r b
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Want an easy way to not drink as much Don't have a lot of money
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I was taught never to give up but sometimes it isn't worth trying
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This puppy reminds me why I hate dogs god they're so fucking needy
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Learning to forgive and let go is the hardest thing I've ever done
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Imagine if we fought everything the way we do gun violence
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Alan Dershowitz just made chopped liver out of Anderson Cooper
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I'll be more into hockey if I can play with your stick while we watch
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Oh I do respect him But we are people of a different time
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Should Lorena and I pop out for this thirsty Thursday coming up
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Not meeting up so often this year with Tai not in the German league
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She's suffering with her life please do help I'll be grateful to u all
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As you live deeper in the Heart the mirror gets clearer and cleaner
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War Children It's just a shot away The Rolling Stones Gimme Shelter
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April showers bring May flowers More like April showers bring ice days
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I can't be fucking these dog hoes unless that hoe come with a buddy
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