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How do people not
lose stuff like I feel like all
my stuff disappears | twaiku |
done shrinking myself
to appease other people
get over the shit | twaiku |
Kane as captain is
probably the best of a
bad situation | twaiku |
One good thing about
flying in the morning is
you get free breakfast | twaiku |
Being around ALL
these girls I realize I
am not a real girl | twaiku |
Goodmorning baby
I dreamed of you you were with
me and my toy boy | twaiku |
my dog has hiccups
so yes i'm staying up with
her until they pass | twaiku |
And a warm welcome
from me too An exciting
year ahead in the | twaiku |
I remember all
the shit you said because it
hurt me and helped me | twaiku |
You'll forget as time
goes by but does your heart still
ache a little Time | twaiku |
Listen to your heart
marry your second husband
the first time around | twaiku |
Never hate myself
more than when I strip my bed
but don't remake it | twaiku |
Are these women of
certain age also fans of
Barry Manilow | twaiku |
Actually mad
how much ur opinion on
someone can change wow | twaiku |
I thought I wanted
her but I was just bored and
came to my senses | twaiku |
Studies have shown that
meditation decreases
productivity | twaiku |
Do you ever just
put the pedal to the floor
and just say fuck it | twaiku |
bitch im shaking i
think code chameleon is
preparing something | twaiku |
First time ever I
decided to not call in
on a day I should | twaiku |
grant better get up
his lil ass not about to
have me up all night | twaiku |
These jokes write themselves
Reality is lit Like
profile picture though | twaiku |
I never grabbed my
controller out of anger
this badly before | twaiku |
Picked up some perfect
last minute presents today
from our neighbours | twaiku |
Anytime I see
this certain name pop up on
my screen I get mad | twaiku |
I don't always know
how I'm a do it but I
always get it done | twaiku |
The only valves that
I'm interested in are
the ones I'm riding | twaiku |
Why do I even
miss you right now I shouldn't
but I can't help it | twaiku |
nothing more awkward
than running for the bus when
it's about to leave | twaiku |
Live every day
likes it's your last tomorrow
is never promised | twaiku |
Fuck whoever came
up with mountain climbers and
burpees suck a dick | twaiku |
can this video
render faster maybe i
wanna go to bed | twaiku |
What the actual
fuck Everyone involved needs
to die Everyone | twaiku |
Why are you even
upset when you're the one that
already moved on | twaiku |
I GRADUATE ON
SATURDAY GEORGIA SOUTHERN
RUN ME MY DEGREE | twaiku |
I haven't even
started christmas shopping and
I'm already stressed | twaiku |
I get offended
when someone calls the iPhone
X the iPhone ten | twaiku |
YOU COULDN'T HAVE LET
THEM HAVE THEIR MOMENT IN THE
RAIN FIRST BEFORE THIS | twaiku |
almost every
album this year sounded the
exact same throughout | twaiku |
Being Alone Or
Lonely Is Probably All
I Need For Myself | twaiku |
that person shouldn't
have cut out the part where he
said mentally ill | twaiku |
I washed and braided
the girls hair and took their clothes
out for the morning | twaiku |
i got my eyebrows
AND my nails done I FEEL LIKE
A BRAND NEW WOMAN | twaiku |
I have never woke
up and said to myself damn
I want a baby | twaiku |
new harms way album
definitely blasting this
in the gym today | twaiku |
leo mars venus
are the most fun in bed do
not fight me on this | twaiku |
wanting to check in
on you but i don't want to
seem like a bother | twaiku |
Leland It's what the
media predicted their
SEC record to be | twaiku |
not The reaction
I was expecting but er
good enough I guess | twaiku |
Still looking for these
two deals before year end Let's
see what the week brings | twaiku |
Off to Montreal
School band on board This is not
going to end well | twaiku |
Been telling this for
a while that verdict was a
blessing in disguise | twaiku |
every time i
see that i just get sad all
over again lol | twaiku |
My son really don't
look like me none of my kids
look like me A mess | twaiku |
whoever cursed me
to never enjoy my food
I'm coming for you | twaiku |
Just seen a crackhead
chuck a carrot at people
having a coffee | twaiku |
I forgot you guys
let Castle get away with
that more than that ad | twaiku |
Everyday I get
on photoshop make some fye
shit then delete it | twaiku |
To understand time
maybe kick it w
devout musicians | twaiku |
Really craving a
raspberry or strawberry
gin and lemonade | twaiku |
Ben Carson sighting
how convenient he showed up
today for Trump's speech | twaiku |
Just for the record
i give the less amount of
fuck to anything | twaiku |
Dang I've been hearing
a lot of good quotes lately
I should write them down | twaiku |
National Bank of
Belgium Business Analyst
Brussels Read More here | twaiku |
i'd rather cheese grate
my fucking nipples than talk
to any of you | twaiku |
Listen to my eyes
when God has silenced my voice
to work on my thoughts | twaiku |
they're really hyping
this album i have very
high expectations | twaiku |
I couldn't earn it
I don't deserve it Still you
gave yourself away | twaiku |
I should start posting
some aesthetic pictures to
light my profile up | twaiku |
Saved again by the
red seats so important to
our parliament | twaiku |
I'm gonna cast a
spell to see whether or not
ur heart is true so | twaiku |
Beautiful photo
I love photography My
favorite hobby | twaiku |
I'm gonna chop all
my hair off again and make
a statement with it | twaiku |
Scully is dispatched
to an old mining town to
rescue their own clones | twaiku |
To be successful
the first thing to do is fall
in love with your work | twaiku |
Heart heavy but I'm
chilling with my folks Getting
all the way UP THERE | twaiku |
sorry blame german
radio stations who play
it way too often | twaiku |
You know you haven't
stretched enough when you've pulled your
hamstring from walking | twaiku |
Biceps triceps and
shoulders today my dudes Sore
as hell from my quads | twaiku |
My mother telling
me to study just feeds my
procrastination | twaiku |
Can someone condone
communism while wearing
Gucci and Supreme | twaiku |
Oh good heavens Mike
McCaul is really a dim
bulb Embarrassing | twaiku |
I can't remember
but it was most likely a
Richard Dunne own goal | twaiku |
I've seen black panther
twice hey auntie still the best
line in the movie | twaiku |
If my mother had
had her way I would have been
named after Odette | twaiku |
what diddy had to
say about the king talk y'all
not making r b | twaiku |
Want an easy way
to not drink as much Don't have
a lot of money | twaiku |
I was taught never
to give up but sometimes it
isn't worth trying | twaiku |
This puppy reminds
me why I hate dogs god they're
so fucking needy | twaiku |
Learning to forgive
and let go is the hardest
thing I've ever done | twaiku |
Imagine if we
fought everything the way we
do gun violence | twaiku |
Alan Dershowitz
just made chopped liver out of
Anderson Cooper | twaiku |
I'll be more into
hockey if I can play with
your stick while we watch | twaiku |
Oh I do respect
him But we are people of
a different time | twaiku |
Should Lorena and
I pop out for this thirsty
Thursday coming up | twaiku |
Not meeting up so
often this year with Tai not
in the German league | twaiku |
She's suffering with
her life please do help I'll be
grateful to u all | twaiku |
As you live deeper
in the Heart the mirror gets
clearer and cleaner | twaiku |
War Children It's just
a shot away The Rolling
Stones Gimme Shelter | twaiku |
April showers bring
May flowers More like April
showers bring ice days | twaiku |
I can't be fucking
these dog hoes unless that hoe
come with a buddy | twaiku |
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