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A much needed win for the Lions and we are off to the FINALS
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Spending my Friday at the Lyric Theatre with the Black Archives
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People nowadays only care about who you like than who you are
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I hate staying up late cause I end up thinking of so many things
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Every time I hear the word jaundiced I think of John the Baptist
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half the people in the godfather look like old pictures of my dad
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Definitely a tough one Looking forward to reading the outcome
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Can't wait for tonight's show I got a ticket I'm not giving it back
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I'm no longer a thunder fan till we get a new coach fuck billy
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I have a very strong urge to dye the under part of my hair blue
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im losing hope in my future and the future of us as people
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I can honestly say I have never laughed cried so much in my life
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it's okay if that thing would make him happy I would be happy too
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Allergy season messes me up every year I can't take it
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I'll say that after I ask because this has been a long time coming
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Blade Runner yeah we treat women like shit Altered Carbon hold my beer
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allen walker and sprite are what keep me going nothing else matters
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i couldn't give a crap about endgame where's my spider man trailer
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People legit don't know what to call me and I'm really fine with that
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Terrific instincts play Comes off his man read Drew Brees eyes and robbed him
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you disappoint me you act just like the people who you claimed hurt you
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funny how they let her be light when it comes to Time magazine lol
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boo got a haircut today he feeling himself a little too much
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I love wearing the color yellow I look like a lil sunflower
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my icon looks neat from far away and ultra goofy neat up close
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Good evening Do you do shirt printing for children's football shirts Thank you
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i'm convinced my soul mate is on a different planet at this rate
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Folk saying trainees are brilliant Fuck off Not all are Heroic cheese
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somebody said fuck Ariana Grande i been weak since y'all ain't right
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I'LL TELL YOU STORIES OF A BETTER TIME IN A PLACE THAT WE ONCE KNEW
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Lol why is Turkish propaganda popping up on my YouTube adds
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snapchat is lucky i have high streaks otherwise i'd delete the app
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i miss corgi beach day every year and i get so sad each time
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HITCHHIKERS UNTO THE HITCHHIKER GOD TOWELS FOR THE TOWEL QUEEN
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You blocking me means nothing didn't really need you to begin with
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important to me I'm not important to her so I'll take my leave
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Louisiana is so extra with that you're going to jail shit
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Almost forgot how disrespectful the pollen is in Atlanta
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i ain't say under age he usually like them barely legal
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but its almost end of the month lama gila delay salary
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Difference between you and I is that I don't even gotta try
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The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
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when you love someone who cares if you look stupid YOUR HAPPY who gaf
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this young man's milly rock could decimate any of you good content
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Imagine getting jumped by lesbians and you hear pass the dildo
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High key wanna cuff just to have someone to spend the holidays with
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It was so fucking busy at work today it was irritating
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sometimes I love u Sometimes I hate u thank u for being with me
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Music is love love is music Music is life and I love my life
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Top lad is Alex and he's a friend of the show Make sure you catch him
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I hate dealing with last minute shoppers me while last minute shopping
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found some rose coloured glasses in my purse and i am feeling myself
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my anxiety is thru the roof and i want to curl up cry lol
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Your faith will often die on the prison of what you can figure out
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I hate when people ask dumb ass questions I'll give a dumb ass answer
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I really want to adopt a bunch of kids or be a foster mom
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My mama told me keep my bread up and if I fall keep my head up
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me I wanna get better at something also me Fuck practicing
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He is thinking yeah a beautiful woman is sitting next to me
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Nothing's sweeter then being the underdog and coming out on top
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Everyone who did me wrong see y'all later I'm done being the joke
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You wander in the desert with no flavorful place to lay your head
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Make your challenges temporary and keep your vision permanent
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This Celtics bench is the reason why we lose a lot of our games
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I will surely won't remember this day But I will not forget you
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I stopped watching the game and the Warriors stopped playing the game huh
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So listening to Turnstile while working out was a great idea
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Done fighting against God's plan If God don't want it for me it's a dub
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A watery theme throughout today exploring floating and sinking
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It's Monday and I have a bitchy attitude It's so late Progress
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Wynne and Horwath are in a whole other league Ford is ridiculous
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why do people make us feel guilty for asking for our things back
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And not only a process of nature but a necessary one
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Hate professors who just read off the slides Waste of my money and time
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maybe i am broke tired and done for today but i am happy
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Perhaps you do not hear but I wish you a good night Every night
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she can't accept the fact that she's a LOSER with a capital L
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my momma taught me not to treat people like shit that's all that matters
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An exceptional video with some Soyuz assembly close ups
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I'm so happy now A flower blooms in my heart Thank you dearest friend
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Vanessa Hudgens was at THE FUCKING WHOLE FOODS AT MY SCHOOL IM SICK
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immigration Costs lines immigration more Costs lines ever system
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Check out macho man randy savage you will not be disappointed
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She's a sucker for attention 'cause she wasn't given much before
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Trying to eat while having a stuffy nose is actual torture
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sorry if i we don't play this way no one tries hard and it's not fun
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Arrival also must go thru security scan like since when huh
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Honestly I'm not sure why I stick with a team that does shit like this
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Happy birthday to my Aquarius pal the very talented
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Can't wait til someone make me feel so great about being in their life
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why talk about eyes when you could talk about how beautiful i am
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Just getting over being sick no not flu had a bad stomach bug
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please I'm begging you please announce the venue for tonight's Nashville show
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We're cooking and baked and life is just great when your ams aren't lonely
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Whether I'm nice or mean nothing will ever be enough so why try
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The President of the legislative right of representation
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Don't ignore your own potential you're capable of various things
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I live in moments b c life is about the memories you make
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Imagine thinking any of the songs Niall covered were bad yikes
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the productive part of my brain has had me on hold for way too long
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