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Don't worry baby
I haven't forgotten my
affair with Brazil | twaiku |
I want that Whitney
and Bobby type of love but
without the drugs lol | twaiku |
Wow Incredible
leadership That is our
Luff Leadership day | twaiku |
Georgia gonna be
jumping for this national
championship game | twaiku |
I'm not fixing shit
between me and nobody
fuck em life goes on | twaiku |
Black people can't like
something without comparing
it to some thing else | twaiku |
will forever be
jealous of who my ex is
going to date next | twaiku |
Totally forgot
today is Ash Wednesday so
I missed morning mass | twaiku |
Twitter my savior
today I've haven't cut up
this much in a while | twaiku |
how are you going
to mild me out and then try
to say hey to me | twaiku |
I don't even be
meaning to hurt feelings that's
just my demeanor | twaiku |
It's okay not to
be an enabler It's
okay to say no | twaiku |
Get these BBC
talking heads off and let's see
and hear Manchester | twaiku |
Question can you be
a clean person if you clean
your floors twice a year | twaiku |
today has truly
being so exhausting I'm
drained on all levels | twaiku |
Does your mother know
you ask permission from your
boyfriend to go out | twaiku |
a child of any
gender cannot consent to
sex with an adult | twaiku |
Asked for two weekends
off in April ya that was
a bad idea | twaiku |
Just started watching
Queer Eye and I love it but
its making me WEEP | twaiku |
This is brilliant news
Ellie will do amazing
things with Oily Cart | twaiku |
Early mornings are
rough until you realize
it's almost Friday | twaiku |
I don't wanna cry
alone right now Kissing on
styrofoam right now | twaiku |
I wanna bang my
head against wall until God
take this back Too SAD | twaiku |
I go into work
when the suns down and I get
off when the suns down | twaiku |
i've been getting so
much positive feedback that
wasn't expected | twaiku |
Watching the movie
Loser I forgot how much
I loved this soundtrack | twaiku |
That was kinda fun
Awesome Ben could just chat with
one of his heroes | twaiku |
I've progressed to far
in my life to ever eat
bologna again | twaiku |
I seriously
laugh at everything I have
a laughing problem | twaiku |
I would book major
surgery to get away
from my husband too | twaiku |
rap dudes after they
put a metal album on
their end of year list | twaiku |
Don't ever change or
transform who you are to make
someone else happy | twaiku |
I'm trying to go
to Dallas this summer I
wanna bungee jump | twaiku |
I will never feel
like a true adult until
I have my license | twaiku |
All these recycled
ass memes going around like
they new or something | twaiku |
THEY REALLY HAD TO
DISRESPECT DIMITRI LIKE
THAT IM OVER IT | twaiku |
Oh shit he roasting
all the tv companies
highlight of my nigh | twaiku |
talking to yourself
while holding your phone to your
ear is new level | twaiku |
I'm tired of Fields
Can we please just let him sit
until it's his time | twaiku |
Happy Birthday Steve
Hope you're enjoying a pint
on your birthday Cheers | twaiku |
Anyone wanna
tell me why i chose to work
in a dealership | twaiku |
and guess who's looking
a fucking drug dealer in
the passport picture | twaiku |
You're super sweet and
kind and I love you so much
ur such an angel | twaiku |
He makes me question
if I'm actually gay
like seriously | twaiku |
If you tolerate
bullshit Then don't be surprised
when they bullshit you | twaiku |
People cant teach you
shit you have to figure it
all out on ur own | twaiku |
U Really B The
True Definition Of A
Hoe Never Gets Cold | twaiku |
your definitely
one on nicest guys around
on and off the track | twaiku |
Supposed i m ur
special one which song u want
to dedicate me | twaiku |
Okay I think I'm
done with this paper even
though it's terrible | twaiku |
Universal pre
school for working families
almost nothing f | twaiku |
Literally same
They always come into my
life when I need them | twaiku |
Delicious sexy
pussy Can i join u in
the tub for some fun | twaiku |
Didn't think March was
going to be ass good but
it's been pretty lit | twaiku |
Yep fingers crossed for
a great spring Summer Happy
new year to you and | twaiku |
i swear people think
they can just pick chose when to
fuck w you | twaiku |
my mom doesn't let
me buy any face products
from the dollar store | twaiku |
I've never seen a
place fall apart as bad as
my job did today | twaiku |
if yo momma whooped
yo ass u everything but
violent killer | twaiku |
everything can be
a happy ending Its just
you did a wrong choice | twaiku |
America Land
of the Free and Home of the
Ignorant Lemmings | twaiku |
Agent Good thing we
have zoos aquariums and
rescues to save them | twaiku |
By standard i hope
u mean at least Xenon and
Sunroof included | twaiku |
The cynic knows the
price of everything and the
value of nothing | twaiku |
imagination
by shawn mendes is a song
you shouldn't miss out | twaiku |
Finally done with
my animations My eyes
are even popping | twaiku |
You belong to me
even when I don't want you
fuck wrong wit you lol | twaiku |
Blessed To Be Able
To See Another Birthday
Mane Such A Blessing | twaiku |
Courtois is having
a doozy stay in England
Don't come to Madrid | twaiku |
I could really deep
throat a beefy five layer
burrito right now | twaiku |
it's so hard moving
on from someone you thought would
be your forever | twaiku |
Thanks for following
me back buddy Some awesome
guitars you've got there | twaiku |
nevermind i'm just
going to go on steam and
search for a free game | twaiku |
Ah rams you never
change Letting the falcons make
you into their bitch | twaiku |
You should be writing
like a solitude dreaming
of a waterman | twaiku |
The primary root
of failure for experts is
overconfidence | twaiku |
Ever buy a pair
of shoes you truly did not
need Ever bought two | twaiku |
My teeth are rotting
from all the disgusting food
I've eaten I'm so | twaiku |
I'm trying not to
stress about these assignments
that are due tonight | twaiku |
i cant decide if
im happy that you're gone or
if i need you back | twaiku |
Today I like the
Washington capitals to
win regular time | twaiku |
ready to get back
into the gym and work on
my body for me | twaiku |
either bolton is
full of smoke or my eyesight
is worse that i thought | twaiku |
If Auntie Mei saw
what he's saying he would be
in so much trouble | twaiku |
Why has my brother
been telling everyone my
birthday was today | twaiku |
im doing more work
for finals week than what i
did the whole school year | twaiku |
It's amazing how
going to the strippers made
everything better | twaiku |
labour watches porn
shock ladies and gentlemen
the opposition | twaiku |
there she go acting
crazy again I'm single
Lil baby chill lol | twaiku |
Stress really starting
to take over my body
i can't even sleep | twaiku |
Finally checked my
bank account and grades looks like
I'm poor AND student | twaiku |
This was really one
of my best looks ever huh
i miss my short hair | twaiku |
I'm empty inside
I don't wanna live but I'm
too scared to die Help | twaiku |
I'm taking Vick back
to the shop today Nate next
week if all goes well | twaiku |
I'm really surprised
but i think he will only
be a producer | twaiku |
Makoto is sick
today so now I have to
go swimming alone | twaiku |
I'm going to bed
I've been up for eons Night
Homo sapiens | twaiku |
Fuck sake I'm proper
tempted to go back brown but
I know I'll hate it | twaiku |
I can never sleep
till the morning not even
on my quiet nights | twaiku |
I gotta take a
shit but I hate using the
bathroom at my job | twaiku |
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