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Don't worry baby I haven't forgotten my affair with Brazil
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I want that Whitney and Bobby type of love but without the drugs lol
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Wow Incredible leadership That is our Luff Leadership day
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Georgia gonna be jumping for this national championship game
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I'm not fixing shit between me and nobody fuck em life goes on
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Black people can't like something without comparing it to some thing else
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will forever be jealous of who my ex is going to date next
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Totally forgot today is Ash Wednesday so I missed morning mass
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Twitter my savior today I've haven't cut up this much in a while
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how are you going to mild me out and then try to say hey to me
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I don't even be meaning to hurt feelings that's just my demeanor
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It's okay not to be an enabler It's okay to say no
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Get these BBC talking heads off and let's see and hear Manchester
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Question can you be a clean person if you clean your floors twice a year
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today has truly being so exhausting I'm drained on all levels
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Does your mother know you ask permission from your boyfriend to go out
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a child of any gender cannot consent to sex with an adult
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Asked for two weekends off in April ya that was a bad idea
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Just started watching Queer Eye and I love it but its making me WEEP
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This is brilliant news Ellie will do amazing things with Oily Cart
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Early mornings are rough until you realize it's almost Friday
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I don't wanna cry alone right now Kissing on styrofoam right now
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I wanna bang my head against wall until God take this back Too SAD
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I go into work when the suns down and I get off when the suns down
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i've been getting so much positive feedback that wasn't expected
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Watching the movie Loser I forgot how much I loved this soundtrack
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That was kinda fun Awesome Ben could just chat with one of his heroes
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I've progressed to far in my life to ever eat bologna again
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I seriously laugh at everything I have a laughing problem
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I would book major surgery to get away from my husband too
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rap dudes after they put a metal album on their end of year list
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Don't ever change or transform who you are to make someone else happy
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I'm trying to go to Dallas this summer I wanna bungee jump
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I will never feel like a true adult until I have my license
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All these recycled ass memes going around like they new or something
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THEY REALLY HAD TO DISRESPECT DIMITRI LIKE THAT IM OVER IT
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Oh shit he roasting all the tv companies highlight of my nigh
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talking to yourself while holding your phone to your ear is new level
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I'm tired of Fields Can we please just let him sit until it's his time
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Happy Birthday Steve Hope you're enjoying a pint on your birthday Cheers
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Anyone wanna tell me why i chose to work in a dealership
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and guess who's looking a fucking drug dealer in the passport picture
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You're super sweet and kind and I love you so much ur such an angel
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He makes me question if I'm actually gay like seriously
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If you tolerate bullshit Then don't be surprised when they bullshit you
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People cant teach you shit you have to figure it all out on ur own
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U Really B The True Definition Of A Hoe Never Gets Cold
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your definitely one on nicest guys around on and off the track
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Supposed i m ur special one which song u want to dedicate me
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Okay I think I'm done with this paper even though it's terrible
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Universal pre school for working families almost nothing f
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Literally same They always come into my life when I need them
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Delicious sexy pussy Can i join u in the tub for some fun
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Didn't think March was going to be ass good but it's been pretty lit
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Yep fingers crossed for a great spring Summer Happy new year to you and
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i swear people think they can just pick chose when to fuck w you
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my mom doesn't let me buy any face products from the dollar store
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I've never seen a place fall apart as bad as my job did today
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if yo momma whooped yo ass u everything but violent killer
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everything can be a happy ending Its just you did a wrong choice
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America Land of the Free and Home of the Ignorant Lemmings
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Agent Good thing we have zoos aquariums and rescues to save them
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By standard i hope u mean at least Xenon and Sunroof included
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The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
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imagination by shawn mendes is a song you shouldn't miss out
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Finally done with my animations My eyes are even popping
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You belong to me even when I don't want you fuck wrong wit you lol
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Blessed To Be Able To See Another Birthday Mane Such A Blessing
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Courtois is having a doozy stay in England Don't come to Madrid
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I could really deep throat a beefy five layer burrito right now
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it's so hard moving on from someone you thought would be your forever
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Thanks for following me back buddy Some awesome guitars you've got there
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nevermind i'm just going to go on steam and search for a free game
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Ah rams you never change Letting the falcons make you into their bitch
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You should be writing like a solitude dreaming of a waterman
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The primary root of failure for experts is overconfidence
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Ever buy a pair of shoes you truly did not need Ever bought two
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My teeth are rotting from all the disgusting food I've eaten I'm so
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I'm trying not to stress about these assignments that are due tonight
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i cant decide if im happy that you're gone or if i need you back
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Today I like the Washington capitals to win regular time
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ready to get back into the gym and work on my body for me
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either bolton is full of smoke or my eyesight is worse that i thought
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If Auntie Mei saw what he's saying he would be in so much trouble
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Why has my brother been telling everyone my birthday was today
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im doing more work for finals week than what i did the whole school year
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It's amazing how going to the strippers made everything better
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labour watches porn shock ladies and gentlemen the opposition
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there she go acting crazy again I'm single Lil baby chill lol
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Stress really starting to take over my body i can't even sleep
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Finally checked my bank account and grades looks like I'm poor AND student
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This was really one of my best looks ever huh i miss my short hair
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I'm empty inside I don't wanna live but I'm too scared to die Help
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I'm taking Vick back to the shop today Nate next week if all goes well
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I'm really surprised but i think he will only be a producer
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Makoto is sick today so now I have to go swimming alone
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I'm going to bed I've been up for eons Night Homo sapiens
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Fuck sake I'm proper tempted to go back brown but I know I'll hate it
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I can never sleep till the morning not even on my quiet nights
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I gotta take a shit but I hate using the bathroom at my job
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