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LITERALLY ALL I DID WAS TURN OFF MY PHONE N TURN IT BACK ON
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Why invest in a church when you can invest in a whole continent
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the protagonist is ALL attribute because he's everyone's wife
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Liverpool fans still salty about what Ramos did absolute states
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What the actual f is going on my life is beyond screwy
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Seriously i love being alone but i hate feeling lonely
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gotta play k i d s for the one time so many memories
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A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost Jean Paul Sartre
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Guys I understand what he's saying but I cant exactly phrase it
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I will forever be blessed that I wasn't cursed with white people lips
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can't nobody do it like you said every little thing you do
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glad i didn't plant any roses as there is frost and snow today
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if the people are sleeping during the sermon wake the preacher up
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Everything finished for my next step It's going to be a great day
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i don't wanna go to school tomorrow and talk to people at all
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Nothing can stop God's plan for your life What God has for you is for you
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Honey roasted hot smoked Salmon tick Smoked Cheese tick Smoked Duck tick What's next
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cause anyone who ever met a man believes they are logical
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SUPERMODELS FOR THE SUPERMODEL BLOB PINKS FOR THE PINK GODDESS
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The finale was better than the five seasons that came before it
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how is gas prices being so high benefit the Americans
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open this for a surprise spoiler alert its not about City
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Rock my world until the sun light Make this dream the best I've ever known
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Caramel coffee is honestly the best thing ever invented
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Childish Gambino really got me in my feels while I'm on this trip
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I had a crazy ass dream i was beating the dog shit out this bitch
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I didn't check my email for two days and I'm so behind I'm stressed
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I am so tired of being turned down for stuff So so so tired
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I really don't know how girls can bully other girls it's disgusting
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I ain't eat rabbit in a long time Feel I have to get some soon yes
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There was another thing with him last week shows what a retard he is
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I really feel like I'm going to die young from a stupid reason
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ok none of the streaming links what to open are you serious
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Everybody want somebody don't confuse that w your needs
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I love being home with my angel baby Not a care in the world
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What the actual fuck is going on with this Britney announcement
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No use blazing the trail if you don't teach people how to get back up
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Everyone should hear her speech A true look at what has been happening
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i have a sudden craving for coke gotta get that sweet sugar rush
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Although Toy Story's graphics aren't perfect they are pleasant looking
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I cannot wait for the day I never have to reference again
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New Years Eve lookin' like a royal flush Wait we all in the same suit
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My granny got to many house rules she told me to iron my sheets
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Apple playing with me too much Like stop taking my fucking money
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My best friends NEVER FAIL in lifting my spirits with a great laugh LOL
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We better see you dressed up in your favorite meme vine tomorrow
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I'm having trouble trying to add some of you Working on it though
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i love when artists put dope ass visuals in their music videos
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Drake but French's watch the body tilt when you hit the head is special
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BITCH THE SECOND GROUP IS WARMING UP TO C'MON C'MON I'M YELLING
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I still can't believe Tony made me a Tia he's too fucking cute
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Eagles remind me of the falcons they start off strong then boom pats win
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Streaming in that next step to start posting a stream with smoke near the works
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Everyday might not be good but there's something good in every day
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Do Not I Repeat Do Not Try To Scam Me I Will Shoot Your Shit Up
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Rather be alone then being clueless on where I stand with someone
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A Capricorn sun and a Cancer moon is not a good mix at all
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Fucking jack saying trinity is not a bar it's a state of mind
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When using people as your shield with this tunic your boy is still up
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really going to miss having to de ice my car in the summer
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Arsenal vs Newcastle Benitez will be toasted again
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Halloween was such a comedy I swear I laughed through all of it
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why do i gotta be dying sick when its so beautiful outside
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If we ain't living together u ain't getting no dam head sue me
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Getting a lot of email spam about drones and flight simulators
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anyone have some sand lying around i need it for sand reasons
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Well you almost got that right but definitely the blues way down there
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Male or female we're naming our next four kids after Will Grier
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my baby looks like the perfect combination of me his daddy
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i said this before and i'll say it again i miss the word alive
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I didn't know it was possible for someone to be this lazy
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You idiot All this bill does is enrich the rich Jobs What a crock
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I'm so happy The snow is starting to melt It's the small things in life
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I wonder if they will pull this stunt Drug her up on questioning day
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I wanna get my nipples pierced I've seen lots of pretty girls have those
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Batman metal still going on Isn't it time to put it to bed
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I never liked school and now I'm spending hundreds of dollars for it
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I wonder what type of new complex we're gonna have with these filters
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someone help me pick out what I should wear to mount olympus tonight
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Wishing you all the best Chanel I hope Santa brings you something nice
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I hate nature I used to love it but I don't now want to know why
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Don't let anyone write you off because of your life situation
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Short and meaningful lines An eye with dust a heart with trust always cries
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The gradients are to pretty to pass up on so yes I got both
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Michael Taylor strikes out looking for the second out of the inning
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Me eats a normal amount of meals and snacks Me oh my god Im huge
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I love her technique and how she caresses it and takes care of it
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Matty Matheson is the premium version of Action Bronson
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nothing seems real like why does everything feel like it's coming apart
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i put a couple signs on my door that say RARE PAIR HELL and GARBAGE
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What is a Sweden Oh it was something like this Nope you guys are gone
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I got a little bit of a tan yesterday at the crawfish boil
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I had a shitty anxiety wave but I think I'm ok now
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Funny how things can change for the good and go right back to how they were
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Just told someone to go wipe their bladder instead of wipe their hands off
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fuck using you for my header i just want you to be my header
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My colleague types song lyrics during meetings as if he's taking notes
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Sabrina Sorry to disturb you but I need a follow from you
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Spending TWO checks on this damn laptop Apple why must you suck me dry
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the light is coming is a lyrical ballad I've planted the seed
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