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LITERALLY ALL
I DID WAS TURN OFF MY PHONE
N TURN IT BACK ON | twaiku |
Why invest in a
church when you can invest in
a whole continent | twaiku |
the protagonist
is ALL attribute because
he's everyone's wife | twaiku |
Liverpool fans still
salty about what Ramos
did absolute states | twaiku |
What the actual
f is going on my life
is beyond screwy | twaiku |
Seriously i
love being alone but i
hate feeling lonely | twaiku |
gotta play k i
d s for the one time so
many memories | twaiku |
A lost battle is
a battle one thinks one has
lost Jean Paul Sartre | twaiku |
Guys I understand
what he's saying but I cant
exactly phrase it | twaiku |
I will forever
be blessed that I wasn't cursed
with white people lips | twaiku |
can't nobody do
it like you said every
little thing you do | twaiku |
glad i didn't plant
any roses as there is
frost and snow today | twaiku |
if the people are
sleeping during the sermon
wake the preacher up | twaiku |
Everything finished
for my next step It's going
to be a great day | twaiku |
i don't wanna go
to school tomorrow and talk
to people at all | twaiku |
Nothing can stop God's
plan for your life What God has
for you is for you | twaiku |
Honey roasted hot
smoked Salmon tick Smoked Cheese tick
Smoked Duck tick What's next | twaiku |
cause anyone who
ever met a man believes
they are logical | twaiku |
SUPERMODELS FOR
THE SUPERMODEL BLOB PINKS
FOR THE PINK GODDESS | twaiku |
The finale was
better than the five seasons
that came before it | twaiku |
how is gas prices
being so high benefit
the Americans | twaiku |
open this for a
surprise spoiler alert its
not about City | twaiku |
Rock my world until
the sun light Make this dream the
best I've ever known | twaiku |
Caramel coffee
is honestly the best thing
ever invented | twaiku |
Childish Gambino
really got me in my feels
while I'm on this trip | twaiku |
I had a crazy
ass dream i was beating the
dog shit out this bitch | twaiku |
I didn't check my
email for two days and I'm
so behind I'm stressed | twaiku |
I am so tired
of being turned down for stuff
So so so tired | twaiku |
I really don't know
how girls can bully other
girls it's disgusting | twaiku |
I ain't eat rabbit
in a long time Feel I have
to get some soon yes | twaiku |
There was another
thing with him last week shows what
a retard he is | twaiku |
I really feel like
I'm going to die young from
a stupid reason | twaiku |
ok none of the
streaming links what to open
are you serious | twaiku |
Everybody want
somebody don't confuse that
w your needs | twaiku |
I love being home
with my angel baby Not
a care in the world | twaiku |
What the actual
fuck is going on with this
Britney announcement | twaiku |
No use blazing the
trail if you don't teach people
how to get back up | twaiku |
Everyone should hear
her speech A true look at what
has been happening | twaiku |
i have a sudden
craving for coke gotta get
that sweet sugar rush | twaiku |
Although Toy Story's
graphics aren't perfect they
are pleasant looking | twaiku |
I cannot wait for
the day I never have to
reference again | twaiku |
New Years Eve lookin'
like a royal flush Wait we
all in the same suit | twaiku |
My granny got to
many house rules she told me
to iron my sheets | twaiku |
Apple playing with
me too much Like stop taking
my fucking money | twaiku |
My best friends NEVER
FAIL in lifting my spirits
with a great laugh LOL | twaiku |
We better see you
dressed up in your favorite
meme vine tomorrow | twaiku |
I'm having trouble
trying to add some of you
Working on it though | twaiku |
i love when artists
put dope ass visuals in their
music videos | twaiku |
Drake but French's watch
the body tilt when you hit
the head is special | twaiku |
BITCH THE SECOND GROUP
IS WARMING UP TO C'MON
C'MON I'M YELLING | twaiku |
I still can't believe
Tony made me a Tia
he's too fucking cute | twaiku |
Eagles remind me
of the falcons they start off
strong then boom pats win | twaiku |
Streaming in that next
step to start posting a stream
with smoke near the works | twaiku |
Everyday might not
be good but there's something good
in every day | twaiku |
Do Not I Repeat
Do Not Try To Scam Me I
Will Shoot Your Shit Up | twaiku |
Rather be alone
then being clueless on where
I stand with someone | twaiku |
A Capricorn sun
and a Cancer moon is not
a good mix at all | twaiku |
Fucking jack saying
trinity is not a bar
it's a state of mind | twaiku |
When using people
as your shield with this tunic
your boy is still up | twaiku |
really going to
miss having to de ice my
car in the summer | twaiku |
Arsenal vs
Newcastle Benitez will
be toasted again | twaiku |
Halloween was such
a comedy I swear I
laughed through all of it | twaiku |
why do i gotta
be dying sick when its so
beautiful outside | twaiku |
If we ain't living
together u ain't getting
no dam head sue me | twaiku |
Getting a lot of
email spam about drones and
flight simulators | twaiku |
anyone have some
sand lying around i need
it for sand reasons | twaiku |
Well you almost got
that right but definitely
the blues way down there | twaiku |
Male or female we're
naming our next four kids
after Will Grier | twaiku |
my baby looks like
the perfect combination
of me his daddy | twaiku |
i said this before
and i'll say it again i
miss the word alive | twaiku |
I didn't know it
was possible for someone
to be this lazy | twaiku |
You idiot All
this bill does is enrich the
rich Jobs What a crock | twaiku |
I'm so happy The
snow is starting to melt It's
the small things in life | twaiku |
I wonder if they
will pull this stunt Drug her up
on questioning day | twaiku |
I wanna get my
nipples pierced I've seen lots of
pretty girls have those | twaiku |
Batman metal still
going on Isn't it time
to put it to bed | twaiku |
I never liked school
and now I'm spending hundreds
of dollars for it | twaiku |
I wonder what type
of new complex we're gonna
have with these filters | twaiku |
someone help me pick
out what I should wear to mount
olympus tonight | twaiku |
Wishing you all the
best Chanel I hope Santa
brings you something nice | twaiku |
I hate nature I
used to love it but I don't
now want to know why | twaiku |
Don't let anyone
write you off because of your
life situation | twaiku |
Short and meaningful
lines An eye with dust a heart
with trust always cries | twaiku |
The gradients are
to pretty to pass up on
so yes I got both | twaiku |
Michael Taylor strikes
out looking for the second
out of the inning | twaiku |
Me eats a normal
amount of meals and snacks Me
oh my god Im huge | twaiku |
I love her technique
and how she caresses it
and takes care of it | twaiku |
Matty Matheson
is the premium version
of Action Bronson | twaiku |
nothing seems real like
why does everything feel like
it's coming apart | twaiku |
i put a couple
signs on my door that say RARE
PAIR HELL and GARBAGE | twaiku |
What is a Sweden
Oh it was something like this
Nope you guys are gone | twaiku |
I got a little
bit of a tan yesterday
at the crawfish boil | twaiku |
I had a shitty
anxiety wave but I
think I'm ok now | twaiku |
Funny how things can
change for the good and go right
back to how they were | twaiku |
Just told someone to
go wipe their bladder instead
of wipe their hands off | twaiku |
fuck using you for
my header i just want you
to be my header | twaiku |
My colleague types song
lyrics during meetings as
if he's taking notes | twaiku |
Sabrina Sorry
to disturb you but I need
a follow from you | twaiku |
Spending TWO checks on
this damn laptop Apple why
must you suck me dry | twaiku |
the light is coming
is a lyrical ballad
I've planted the seed | twaiku |
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