haiku
stringlengths
5
2.3k
source
stringlengths
1
74
Scarlett Johansson looks like millie bobbie brown at the red carpet
twaiku
last thing im gonna do today's ruined this is the end for me boy
twaiku
Weird how a certain smell can bring you back places you forgot about
twaiku
I never wish death on anyway but i hope Marchand fucking dies
twaiku
Others I have a an insert relative like that Me No you don't
twaiku
Honestly this is me singing the National Anthem I feel it
twaiku
Dear money Did we ever fight If we did please forgive me my love
twaiku
Loving yourself is so important so why is it so difficult
twaiku
I GOT PROMOTED TO PINK TODAY AND I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF
twaiku
Told myself I'd start being more positive boy is God testing me
twaiku
After tomorrow im sitting my ass in the house til my birthday
twaiku
Days like today make me grateful that I don't live near my family
twaiku
I be trying to find love but my dick so big it be in the way
twaiku
Holy shit We need to do something about the little dictator
twaiku
write an about page is on my to do list but has not happened yet
twaiku
That relative who sends her family picture in all five group chats
twaiku
Bilbao's centre backs are amazing Nunez and Martinez fuck me
twaiku
In this momentum I confide in which I could never understand
twaiku
Fucking Brad Peacock you dick Took my W away from Ground Chuck
twaiku
I'm so fucking done I liked Israel but not wanted it to win
twaiku
my next step after this job is home Thanks for all your support Karen
twaiku
You have to remind yourself that when you fail a new door will open
twaiku
Watch competes Jessie Henry lasts Alice Uncle Andy asks Alice
twaiku
Someone needs to help get this nasty old bitch out of office and quick
twaiku
if i didn't hate myself summer would be my favorite season
twaiku
Gee What a shocker it's a shame nobody warned us this would happen
twaiku
Note to self Never touch anything or shake hands in the Netherlands
twaiku
i have a constant need to meet new people and go on adventures
twaiku
seeing a man cry is honestly one of my crowning achievements
twaiku
Hmm nice sentiment from city of LA but their float is hideous
twaiku
Lifetime be having the same damn actresses in every movie
twaiku
do u ever see a boy and just forget how to breathe for a sec
twaiku
i'm just allowed to used it for academic purposes only
twaiku
ariana is the cutest human being and that's the tea sis
twaiku
It's a bittersweet fruit that's more delicious the more it hurts one's heart
twaiku
Always take people's words like a salt of grain wait to see their actions
twaiku
Im just no longer gonna care that way i cant be disappointed
twaiku
Scariest feeling IN THE WORLD is when you are driving and you sneeze
twaiku
very insistent on this fat guy from URI getting off the floor
twaiku
I'm all for giving people what they deserve but never unfairly
twaiku
I just kept saying thank you for everything and I love you so much
twaiku
i'm sorry but i literally don't have the energy for this
twaiku
Need someone stronger and with bigger hands to do the pushing it seems
twaiku
Good Great meeting in the Oval Office tonight with the man himself
twaiku
I wanna date the same sign as me that was would be interesting
twaiku
My brain and fingers are not yet ready for the q and a later
twaiku
I just started a fight out of nowhere fuck my life im so sleepy
twaiku
So excited and honoured to be a part of this event this year
twaiku
You're welcome text me w some dates maybe in a couple weeks
twaiku
BITCH YOUR LAYOUT OH MY GOD UR SO GORGEOUS I CAN'T BELIEVE UR REAL
twaiku
happy new year to everyone except those who say happy new years
twaiku
Waking up from a crazy ass dream feels like a second chance at life
twaiku
you're tori right you were so awesome in the big showcase my name's cat
twaiku
Anybody else ready for this year to be over already
twaiku
Funny thing is im the one who broke the heart not the other way round
twaiku
honestly this is more than just makeup this is an art I'm a fan
twaiku
Any family members wanting any of mother's things come now
twaiku
just an accident We don't plan our outfits believe it or not
twaiku
school should be canceled when temperatures are below the class average
twaiku
I really hope this goes to court Not that we have allies there either
twaiku
Whenever I have good news Your still the only one I want to call
twaiku
i'm j trying to do it to em but it keeps being done to me
twaiku
Most expensive thing I have ever bought except my education
twaiku
The longer I live on this Earth the more respect I have for escorts
twaiku
That last step wasn't needed or he needs to sort his feet out quicker
twaiku
Happy Thanksgiving everyone I'm thankful to have you all as friends
twaiku
French presses are great I don't know why it took me so long to use one
twaiku
before i have to enjoy the concert i have to go through exams
twaiku
But arbitrary enforcement is a useful political tool
twaiku
I got my babies Christmas stuff they were number one on the list lol
twaiku
If anybody owe you money knock on they door they home today
twaiku
Damn so lamar pa gonna make us do all are homework online now
twaiku
why was i drinking martinis on a tuesday during finals week
twaiku
Lol just answer the question im not about to show you the picture
twaiku
If you intend to follow me and then stop Please do not follow me
twaiku
Don't do It Unless the bitch is sitting on your chest then go ahead
twaiku
she doesn't fucking know he's changing answers with each fucking phone call
twaiku
Weather like this makes my online shopping habit a thousand times worse
twaiku
Latvia's Civil Engineers are Using Frogs to Take Out T ram
twaiku
On the second day of Christmas I finally get to watch Die Hard
twaiku
When you take Alec Baldwin's parking space he goes Jack Ryan on you
twaiku
You will be surprised that he is major cattle owner on that belt
twaiku
BITCH YOU BETTER LOOK AT THE SNAP I SENS YOU START FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
twaiku
Can't figure out this weekend Two Cool Indian Chicks On A Sofa
twaiku
Definitely need to prepared everything for My MEET and great with
twaiku
Spent the whole weekend high watching movies I'll need a drunk night out soon
twaiku
Anyone know what it's like to hate yourself for not loving yourself
twaiku
I truly give thanks for the opportunity to serve our youth
twaiku
This Lagos state is not for the faint hearted the whole state is a mess
twaiku
one thing i gotta stop is taking my anger out on the wrong ones
twaiku
YO YO YO Going to be streaming this evening Check back for updates
twaiku
He got me laughing with reverse punk which one b reverse punk again
twaiku
woman like me is still charting and the song is a bop for me now
twaiku
Someone meet me in the pit union square park and fight me cry with me
twaiku
Don't talk shit because last time I checked I wasn't fucking my best friend
twaiku
Amen the right child of Go Almighty Thank God for creating me
twaiku
Zealot You're missing the point Why are there so few female directors
twaiku
ok but for real when is MySpace gonna start blowing up again
twaiku
I hear Quinn's baby brother I started talking in a baby voice
twaiku
People are mostly water and we drink water Are we cannibals
twaiku