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Scarlett Johansson
looks like millie bobbie brown
at the red carpet | twaiku |
last thing im gonna
do today's ruined this is
the end for me boy | twaiku |
Weird how a certain
smell can bring you back places
you forgot about | twaiku |
I never wish death
on anyway but i hope
Marchand fucking dies | twaiku |
Others I have a
an insert relative like
that Me No you don't | twaiku |
Honestly this is
me singing the National
Anthem I feel it | twaiku |
Dear money Did we
ever fight If we did please
forgive me my love | twaiku |
Loving yourself is
so important so why is
it so difficult | twaiku |
I GOT PROMOTED
TO PINK TODAY AND I AM
SO PROUD OF MYSELF | twaiku |
Told myself I'd start
being more positive boy
is God testing me | twaiku |
After tomorrow
im sitting my ass in the
house til my birthday | twaiku |
Days like today make
me grateful that I don't live
near my family | twaiku |
I be trying to
find love but my dick so big
it be in the way | twaiku |
Holy shit We need
to do something about the
little dictator | twaiku |
write an about page
is on my to do list but
has not happened yet | twaiku |
That relative who
sends her family picture
in all five group chats | twaiku |
Bilbao's centre backs
are amazing Nunez and
Martinez fuck me | twaiku |
In this momentum
I confide in which I could
never understand | twaiku |
Fucking Brad Peacock
you dick Took my W
away from Ground Chuck | twaiku |
I'm so fucking done
I liked Israel but not
wanted it to win | twaiku |
my next step after
this job is home Thanks for all
your support Karen | twaiku |
You have to remind
yourself that when you fail a
new door will open | twaiku |
Watch competes Jessie
Henry lasts Alice Uncle
Andy asks Alice | twaiku |
Someone needs to help
get this nasty old bitch out
of office and quick | twaiku |
if i didn't hate
myself summer would be my
favorite season | twaiku |
Gee What a shocker
it's a shame nobody warned
us this would happen | twaiku |
Note to self Never
touch anything or shake hands
in the Netherlands | twaiku |
i have a constant
need to meet new people and
go on adventures | twaiku |
seeing a man cry
is honestly one of my
crowning achievements | twaiku |
Hmm nice sentiment
from city of LA but their
float is hideous | twaiku |
Lifetime be having
the same damn actresses in
every movie | twaiku |
do u ever see
a boy and just forget how
to breathe for a sec | twaiku |
i'm just allowed to
used it for academic
purposes only | twaiku |
ariana is
the cutest human being
and that's the tea sis | twaiku |
It's a bittersweet
fruit that's more delicious the
more it hurts one's heart | twaiku |
Always take people's
words like a salt of grain wait
to see their actions | twaiku |
Im just no longer
gonna care that way i cant
be disappointed | twaiku |
Scariest feeling
IN THE WORLD is when you are
driving and you sneeze | twaiku |
very insistent
on this fat guy from URI
getting off the floor | twaiku |
I'm all for giving
people what they deserve but
never unfairly | twaiku |
I just kept saying
thank you for everything and
I love you so much | twaiku |
i'm sorry but i
literally don't have the
energy for this | twaiku |
Need someone stronger
and with bigger hands to do
the pushing it seems | twaiku |
Good Great meeting in
the Oval Office tonight
with the man himself | twaiku |
I wanna date the
same sign as me that was would
be interesting | twaiku |
My brain and fingers
are not yet ready for the
q and a later | twaiku |
I just started a
fight out of nowhere fuck my
life im so sleepy | twaiku |
So excited and
honoured to be a part of
this event this year | twaiku |
You're welcome text me
w some dates maybe
in a couple weeks | twaiku |
BITCH YOUR LAYOUT OH
MY GOD UR SO GORGEOUS I
CAN'T BELIEVE UR REAL | twaiku |
happy new year to
everyone except those who
say happy new years | twaiku |
Waking up from a
crazy ass dream feels like a
second chance at life | twaiku |
you're tori right you
were so awesome in the big
showcase my name's cat | twaiku |
Anybody else
ready for this year to be
over already | twaiku |
Funny thing is im
the one who broke the heart not
the other way round | twaiku |
honestly this is
more than just makeup this is
an art I'm a fan | twaiku |
Any family
members wanting any of
mother's things come now | twaiku |
just an accident
We don't plan our outfits
believe it or not | twaiku |
school should be canceled
when temperatures are below
the class average | twaiku |
I really hope this
goes to court Not that we have
allies there either | twaiku |
Whenever I have
good news Your still the only
one I want to call | twaiku |
i'm j trying to
do it to em but it keeps
being done to me | twaiku |
Most expensive thing
I have ever bought except
my education | twaiku |
The longer I live
on this Earth the more respect
I have for escorts | twaiku |
That last step wasn't
needed or he needs to sort
his feet out quicker | twaiku |
Happy Thanksgiving
everyone I'm thankful to
have you all as friends | twaiku |
French presses are great
I don't know why it took me
so long to use one | twaiku |
before i have to
enjoy the concert i have
to go through exams | twaiku |
But arbitrary
enforcement is a useful
political tool | twaiku |
I got my babies
Christmas stuff they were number
one on the list lol | twaiku |
If anybody
owe you money knock on they
door they home today | twaiku |
Damn so lamar pa
gonna make us do all are
homework online now | twaiku |
why was i drinking
martinis on a tuesday
during finals week | twaiku |
Lol just answer the
question im not about to
show you the picture | twaiku |
If you intend to
follow me and then stop Please
do not follow me | twaiku |
Don't do It Unless
the bitch is sitting on your
chest then go ahead | twaiku |
she doesn't fucking
know he's changing answers with
each fucking phone call | twaiku |
Weather like this makes
my online shopping habit
a thousand times worse | twaiku |
Latvia's Civil
Engineers are Using Frogs
to Take Out T ram | twaiku |
On the second day
of Christmas I finally
get to watch Die Hard | twaiku |
When you take Alec
Baldwin's parking space he goes
Jack Ryan on you | twaiku |
You will be surprised
that he is major cattle
owner on that belt | twaiku |
BITCH YOU BETTER LOOK
AT THE SNAP I SENS YOU START
FROM TOP TO BOTTOM | twaiku |
Can't figure out this
weekend Two Cool Indian
Chicks On A Sofa | twaiku |
Definitely need
to prepared everything for
My MEET and great with | twaiku |
Spent the whole weekend
high watching movies I'll need
a drunk night out soon | twaiku |
Anyone know what
it's like to hate yourself for
not loving yourself | twaiku |
I truly give thanks
for the opportunity
to serve our youth | twaiku |
This Lagos state is
not for the faint hearted the
whole state is a mess | twaiku |
one thing i gotta
stop is taking my anger
out on the wrong ones | twaiku |
YO YO YO Going
to be streaming this evening
Check back for updates | twaiku |
He got me laughing
with reverse punk which one b
reverse punk again | twaiku |
woman like me is
still charting and the song is
a bop for me now | twaiku |
Someone meet me in
the pit union square park and
fight me cry with me | twaiku |
Don't talk shit because
last time I checked I wasn't
fucking my best friend | twaiku |
Amen the right child
of Go Almighty Thank God
for creating me | twaiku |
Zealot You're missing
the point Why are there so few
female directors | twaiku |
ok but for real
when is MySpace gonna start
blowing up again | twaiku |
I hear Quinn's baby
brother I started talking
in a baby voice | twaiku |
People are mostly
water and we drink water
Are we cannibals | twaiku |
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