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im too frustrated
to have fun today so i
need a day off lol | twaiku |
Moses val you are
wild you just say fuck it and
do things randomly | twaiku |
Well the author of
the Panama papers WAS
killed in a car bomb | twaiku |
Today whatever
you are going through good or
bad share it with Him | twaiku |
At certain times i
wish i never gave my heart
to certain people | twaiku |
can you please explain
the evidence showing that
this is sensible | twaiku |
Storage Poll Which cloud
storage provider do you
trust and use the most | twaiku |
Dear Roseanne I used
to think you were Cool HAVE YOU
LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND | twaiku |
It's bad because I
legit can't really use my
hands anymore lol | twaiku |
tonight is one of
those nights where i stay up with
back pain isn't it | twaiku |
I Respect The Real
Great Woman Y'all Are The Best
Much Props To The Real | twaiku |
i always have to
work when it's nice out this is
unacceptable | twaiku |
My haircut makes me
feel like a bad bitch even
though I look the same | twaiku |
Folks in these troubled
times please know that wrestling is
always there for you | twaiku |
Shooting stars dropping
wishes as it picks up a
new child's ambition | twaiku |
I forgot I had
to pay attention to US
government shutdowns | twaiku |
Why do leaves always
fall in the same season which
I don't want to rake | twaiku |
the lion king might
be the most overrated
movie of all time | twaiku |
Sherwood's eyes came in
and I'm I want to put them
in let me go home | twaiku |
I haven't been to
work in two weeks and I don't
wanna go back yet | twaiku |
why is everything
in my life going to shit
all at the same time | twaiku |
teenagers can crank
up the volume in their car
and bang their heads to | twaiku |
Tom didn't look back
You'll have to tell Tom yourself
I can still see you | twaiku |
All these turnovers
and the warriors aren't
taking advantage | twaiku |
If anger drives you
to do disloyal shit you
were never loyal | twaiku |
Damn lady sounds like
this trump thing is controlling
you're life sleep much LOL | twaiku |
Thank you after a
long time felt like it got my
internet back thanks | twaiku |
Forgot to bring snacks
to work today Gonna be
a long day Again | twaiku |
Alexa please don't
do any announcements for
me ever again | twaiku |
We have freezing rain
at the moment weird Never
heard of it before | twaiku |
why is tomorrow
already Monday there has
to be a mistake | twaiku |
You call yourself a
seller but how you not gone
have a full supply | twaiku |
I'll always love you
but that's what you wanted I'll
still keep hope for us | twaiku |
It doesn't matter
who we're up against We just
have to play soccer | twaiku |
I'm so tired of
young black men getting shot down
by the police bro | twaiku |
i don't even know
if i want to go to the
concert anymore | twaiku |
honestly when am
I going to grow up I
have the same damn face | twaiku |
When waking up an
the first thing u hear is your
grandma calling you | twaiku |
Why does this remind
me of Merry and Pippin
charging the black gate | twaiku |
If anyone can
tell me why today is so
hard I'd be grateful | twaiku |
LUKE VS VADER
WITH BATTLE OF THE HEROES
MUSIC IM NUTTING | twaiku |
Ugh why don't people
see their own beauty YOU ARE
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL | twaiku |
Imagine the scenes
when Walter wins the PROGRESS
World Championship | twaiku |
It's so horrible
having anxiety while
your out in public | twaiku |
He probably think
this chick don't ever work Sir
first of all you're right | twaiku |
Bob sager up with
the sun fuck that bob I'm up
waking up the sun | twaiku |
Can I also say
the staff are really helpful
and professional | twaiku |
You say tomato
I say tomato with an
Australian accent | twaiku |
My parents always
let me express myself that's
why we so close now | twaiku |
Donation to host
an amazing event for
an amazing cause | twaiku |
A synonym is
a word you use when you can't
spell the other one | twaiku |
You attract what you
are not what you want If u
want great then be great | twaiku |
I just realized
on a personal level
I'm really awkward | twaiku |
Seasons will change for
Congress when many of their
leaders meet in jail | twaiku |
She's gonna be so
surprised when all i get her
is a Christmas card | twaiku |
i really just don't
like Ariana grande her
face makes me angry | twaiku |
says the gay single
unemployed brother of a
racist murderer | twaiku |
My little sister
have each other name under
whore in their contacts | twaiku |
can my dad ever
just fuck off please for once leave
me a fucking lone | twaiku |
so hungry but I
don't know what to get to eat
and I'm broke as fuck | twaiku |
When will Charlie the
Unicorn weigh in on this
important issue | twaiku |
i don't have any
friends and i'm absolutely
fine w that | twaiku |
Honestly where does
all the food I consume go
It doesn't make sense | twaiku |
Remember ladies
guys are stupid even if
they're intelligent | twaiku |
drinking espresso
at night to test whether or
not i can still feel | twaiku |
You haven't truly
bonded with someone until
you've got drunk with them | twaiku |
You never know who
is watching you Always put
your best foot forward | twaiku |
i'd set fire to
a small village to be in
disney world right now | twaiku |
They have the Teddy
Riley anniversary
concert on Tidal | twaiku |
bam is doing the
military lotto soon
and I'm terrified | twaiku |
college really is
never ending what did i
get myself into | twaiku |
homework will be the
death of me I CANT EVEN
ENJOY MY WEEKENDS | twaiku |
ok now no lie
i feel weird Hopefully i
talk to him later | twaiku |
If you ain't never
got fucked in a chair yo gal
ain't doing it right | twaiku |
Leave it to Twitter
to talk all day about a
peculiar fetish | twaiku |
YO i can really
read and I know how to write
My life is fire | twaiku |
Is it already
time for me to move on to
basketball season | twaiku |
I'm naked blue can't
remember anything and
ready to duel | twaiku |
I will be paying
for my actions this weekend
tonight at the gym | twaiku |
Good morning Laura
missed you yesterday hope you
had a great weekend | twaiku |
played your album while
injecting testosterone
into my ass thanks | twaiku |
Anyone know how
to want to do my make up
for prom tomorrow | twaiku |
Will someone please come
hold my hand when I get my
ears pierced tomorrow | twaiku |
Only thing I like
about Detroit is going
to the studio | twaiku |
Think I'm gonna get
my life together and go
MIA for a while | twaiku |
You gonna call me
tonight Simple sentence that
made my heart happy | twaiku |
I'm starving too long
day ahead I'll be here a
lot so be ready | twaiku |
learn to respect the
song isn't released yet don't
post it at youtube | twaiku |
Wow so lemons are
bad for you and you're really
supposed to eat limes | twaiku |
Anyone want to
go on vacation for spring
break w me | twaiku |
Cardiff Blues' bench should
be the difference in this
game Very well stacked | twaiku |
why do my teacher
make us wait in the cold to
go inside classroom | twaiku |
u didn't want me
the first time so i don't want
u the second time | twaiku |
I always believed
the i range of products to
be over rated | twaiku |
Finally got a
butt massage is it bad I
want another one | twaiku |
Everyone has their
season so let God take His
time and prepare you | twaiku |
everyone always
gonna come up with stuff in
this small shitty town | twaiku |
My card got declined
for the first time today so
that was pretty cool | twaiku |
I literally
can't wait to get lit at the
ISU game tonight | twaiku |
The deadline to file
your taxes is tomorrow
I filed them today | twaiku |
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