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im too frustrated to have fun today so i need a day off lol
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Moses val you are wild you just say fuck it and do things randomly
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Well the author of the Panama papers WAS killed in a car bomb
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Today whatever you are going through good or bad share it with Him
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At certain times i wish i never gave my heart to certain people
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can you please explain the evidence showing that this is sensible
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Storage Poll Which cloud storage provider do you trust and use the most
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Dear Roseanne I used to think you were Cool HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND
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It's bad because I legit can't really use my hands anymore lol
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tonight is one of those nights where i stay up with back pain isn't it
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I Respect The Real Great Woman Y'all Are The Best Much Props To The Real
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i always have to work when it's nice out this is unacceptable
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My haircut makes me feel like a bad bitch even though I look the same
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Folks in these troubled times please know that wrestling is always there for you
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Shooting stars dropping wishes as it picks up a new child's ambition
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I forgot I had to pay attention to US government shutdowns
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Why do leaves always fall in the same season which I don't want to rake
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the lion king might be the most overrated movie of all time
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Sherwood's eyes came in and I'm I want to put them in let me go home
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I haven't been to work in two weeks and I don't wanna go back yet
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why is everything in my life going to shit all at the same time
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teenagers can crank up the volume in their car and bang their heads to
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Tom didn't look back You'll have to tell Tom yourself I can still see you
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All these turnovers and the warriors aren't taking advantage
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If anger drives you to do disloyal shit you were never loyal
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Damn lady sounds like this trump thing is controlling you're life sleep much LOL
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Thank you after a long time felt like it got my internet back thanks
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Forgot to bring snacks to work today Gonna be a long day Again
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Alexa please don't do any announcements for me ever again
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We have freezing rain at the moment weird Never heard of it before
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why is tomorrow already Monday there has to be a mistake
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You call yourself a seller but how you not gone have a full supply
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I'll always love you but that's what you wanted I'll still keep hope for us
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It doesn't matter who we're up against We just have to play soccer
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I'm so tired of young black men getting shot down by the police bro
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i don't even know if i want to go to the concert anymore
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honestly when am I going to grow up I have the same damn face
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When waking up an the first thing u hear is your grandma calling you
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Why does this remind me of Merry and Pippin charging the black gate
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If anyone can tell me why today is so hard I'd be grateful
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LUKE VS VADER WITH BATTLE OF THE HEROES MUSIC IM NUTTING
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Ugh why don't people see their own beauty YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
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Imagine the scenes when Walter wins the PROGRESS World Championship
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It's so horrible having anxiety while your out in public
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He probably think this chick don't ever work Sir first of all you're right
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Bob sager up with the sun fuck that bob I'm up waking up the sun
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Can I also say the staff are really helpful and professional
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You say tomato I say tomato with an Australian accent
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My parents always let me express myself that's why we so close now
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Donation to host an amazing event for an amazing cause
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one
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You attract what you are not what you want If u want great then be great
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I just realized on a personal level I'm really awkward
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Seasons will change for Congress when many of their leaders meet in jail
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She's gonna be so surprised when all i get her is a Christmas card
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i really just don't like Ariana grande her face makes me angry
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says the gay single unemployed brother of a racist murderer
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My little sister have each other name under whore in their contacts
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can my dad ever just fuck off please for once leave me a fucking lone
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so hungry but I don't know what to get to eat and I'm broke as fuck
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When will Charlie the Unicorn weigh in on this important issue
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i don't have any friends and i'm absolutely fine w that
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Honestly where does all the food I consume go It doesn't make sense
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Remember ladies guys are stupid even if they're intelligent
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drinking espresso at night to test whether or not i can still feel
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You haven't truly bonded with someone until you've got drunk with them
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You never know who is watching you Always put your best foot forward
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i'd set fire to a small village to be in disney world right now
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They have the Teddy Riley anniversary concert on Tidal
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bam is doing the military lotto soon and I'm terrified
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college really is never ending what did i get myself into
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homework will be the death of me I CANT EVEN ENJOY MY WEEKENDS
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ok now no lie i feel weird Hopefully i talk to him later
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If you ain't never got fucked in a chair yo gal ain't doing it right
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Leave it to Twitter to talk all day about a peculiar fetish
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YO i can really read and I know how to write My life is fire
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Is it already time for me to move on to basketball season
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I'm naked blue can't remember anything and ready to duel
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I will be paying for my actions this weekend tonight at the gym
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Good morning Laura missed you yesterday hope you had a great weekend
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played your album while injecting testosterone into my ass thanks
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Anyone know how to want to do my make up for prom tomorrow
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Will someone please come hold my hand when I get my ears pierced tomorrow
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Only thing I like about Detroit is going to the studio
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Think I'm gonna get my life together and go MIA for a while
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You gonna call me tonight Simple sentence that made my heart happy
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I'm starving too long day ahead I'll be here a lot so be ready
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learn to respect the song isn't released yet don't post it at youtube
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Wow so lemons are bad for you and you're really supposed to eat limes
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Anyone want to go on vacation for spring break w me
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Cardiff Blues' bench should be the difference in this game Very well stacked
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why do my teacher make us wait in the cold to go inside classroom
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u didn't want me the first time so i don't want u the second time
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I always believed the i range of products to be over rated
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Finally got a butt massage is it bad I want another one
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Everyone has their season so let God take His time and prepare you
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everyone always gonna come up with stuff in this small shitty town
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My card got declined for the first time today so that was pretty cool
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I literally can't wait to get lit at the ISU game tonight
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The deadline to file your taxes is tomorrow I filed them today
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