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needs to stop giving
you notifications when
people are typing | twaiku |
Honesty is the
best policy It keeps you
free of guilt as well | twaiku |
I hate people who
never talk to me except
when they need something | twaiku |
Black people go to
prison White men get rich off
of marijuana | twaiku |
The answer to that
riddle is absolutely
utterly nothing | twaiku |
when you phone blowing
up but not from the person
you want to hear from | twaiku |
I'm gonna do half
these reports then go to sleep
Stuff this I'm tired | twaiku |
I have never gone
from happy to wanting to
kill myself so fast | twaiku |
Jared is not bright
He of course believes he is
just like dad in law | twaiku |
Why do idiots
make the best pizza Because
dummy knows pizza | twaiku |
caught an entire
game and I feel like I have
my leg guards on still | twaiku |
security guard
your hair is straight tonight me
yeah it's the stress grease | twaiku |
I am so upset
I can't attend the Maggie
pop up show tonight | twaiku |
ABC Soaps in
depth it's a soap opera book
I got from Kroger's | twaiku |
This rain is killing
me I want a glass of wine
my bed and my man | twaiku |
Wait why friday Why
not monday or sunday Is
it a pun or what | twaiku |
what amazes me
the most about new year are
the fireworks display | twaiku |
Very recently
the newspapers have carried
stories of the past | twaiku |
When your just starting
I'm going be way ahead
are hustles don't match | twaiku |
Last night didn't go
as planned but always expect
the unexpected | twaiku |
It's no wonder I'm
so emotional But she
sure is beautiful | twaiku |
For a blizzard it's
pretty nice out Kinda fun
walking around too | twaiku |
I get paranoid
a few times a year that I'm
on the Truman show | twaiku |
Just because you go
to a party doesn't mean
that you are working | twaiku |
Shouldn't people on
keto diet be eating
lots of vegetables | twaiku |
If they don't support
you release they ass out ya
life ASAP | twaiku |
The Mitzi podcast
is one of my favorites
Thanks for the stories | twaiku |
This fucking weather
has got my summer senses
tingling big time | twaiku |
i cant connect to
game give me error cannot
connect to server | twaiku |
Homecoming if you
see me with a woman MIND
YA BUSINESS DIG IT | twaiku |
I miss harassing
you but I'm glad we became
friends too I miss you | twaiku |
Consumer seeking
Mobile Home insurance in
Ripley Tennessee | twaiku |
I don't even know
why I come to school on A
days they're so pointless | twaiku |
She burning sage while
I'm smoking weed Guess we both
battling demons | twaiku |
I didn't know that
u could see boobs online but
IM INTERESTED | twaiku |
You daddy Me an
intellectual glucose
paternal unit | twaiku |
We always turtle
against this team man Just like
the caps and Pittsburgh | twaiku |
Oh so it really
is your birthday I thought u
were trolling again | twaiku |
Same but with female
Focus seasonal about
me till otherwise | twaiku |
Folks be making me
wanna leave the state man so
much money out here | twaiku |
I am coloring
my hair purple if I get
the motivation | twaiku |
my inner voice where
i question if i should go
to lesson that day | twaiku |
I've waited for this
day for so long but now it
doesn't mean as much | twaiku |
Sorry I bought too
many useless things kinda
like in my real life | twaiku |
No one is gonna
rob me of my peace i worked
too hard to get it | twaiku |
Even if you walk
up to the door before them
you just wait on it | twaiku |
A man backed into
my car today So that's how
my day is going | twaiku |
What a tired day
i can't wait to relax now
with my family | twaiku |
This is something I
need in my life Please do make
music videos | twaiku |
Let's make today a
good day Maybe some Starbucks
target will do that | twaiku |
These are disgusting
images that pass through my
head and make me sad | twaiku |
Stoke relegated
Premier league will be won on
a sliver platter | twaiku |
Lot of immature
people in this world Well you
killed ur tiny brain | twaiku |
Love the apartment
im staying at in Berlin
Squatters rights needed | twaiku |
Una go tire
Human right that is bigger
than the Supreme court | twaiku |
do you ever get
annoyed by your alarm clock
every morning | twaiku |
Creativity
is a wild rectum and a
disciplined torso | twaiku |
If I was Hero
I'd be finding an escape
clause in my contract | twaiku |
im going to shove
my hands up my asshole and
tear myself in half | twaiku |
I've been sleeping for
all day lately Why am I
such a buffalo | twaiku |
any goth girls in
the area willing to
come step on my pride | twaiku |
I really miss the
voting season the campaign
I did that time GOSH | twaiku |
I'm just ready to
be home That trip was long as
fuck i miss my bed | twaiku |
anyone who tells
me being single is a
choice can fuck right off | twaiku |
Strong quality and
lower down the NAPs create
huge growth of YES BANK | twaiku |
I'm glad I didn't
put on mascara By far
the hardest goodbye | twaiku |
that's why my challenge
and encouragement to you
let go and let God | twaiku |
ethan with leather
jackets is so hot can he
wear them more often | twaiku |
Wow this new Snapchat
update I'm not gonna be
anyone's stories | twaiku |
Everything you do
hurts me and I don't know how
to cope anymore | twaiku |
I'm starting to tweet
about current affairs What
are your thoughts on this | twaiku |
if u really love
the person why would u hurt
them in d first place | twaiku |
people that only
talk to u when they need want
something are the worst | twaiku |
I just came across
such a classic movie The
Gods Must Be Crazy | twaiku |
when hani gave me
all the love in the world and
i died on the spot | twaiku |
Do whatever you
wanna do but do it to
it's fullest extent | twaiku |
Never give em yo
time they'll only waste it then
wonder why you're drained | twaiku |
I can't even be
mad because I put myself
in this position | twaiku |
Share our Facebook
page with your friends Let them see
Hurricane Express | twaiku |
I'm never taking
my natural eyelashes
for granted again | twaiku |
Playing Jingle Bells
by Bing Crosby w
The Andrews Sisters | twaiku |
Glasses make you look
smart but you have to fail an
exam to get them | twaiku |
Why would any of
us want to help you with your
career at Fox News | twaiku |
And even if you
feel like sometimes I don't love
you you're so so wrong | twaiku |
I can safely say
this will be the first and last
time I watch The Voice | twaiku |
Ok Hot Topic
is not punk rock but neither
is Kenny G jazz | twaiku |
My baby looked out
for me today No feeling
like being cared for | twaiku |
Harden bodied the
shit outta Ingram on the
original play | twaiku |
My album was less
lucid than I'd liked it to
be There I said it | twaiku |
IRENE AND TSAI ARE
PAIRED UP IN THE INTRO THE
SOLIDARITY | twaiku |
I didn't always
look like this and I wasn't
always confident | twaiku |
If they overturn
this the officials my not
get out of Nashville | twaiku |
I love breaking out
so bad it hurts to touch my
own face I love this | twaiku |
When talking to yo
siblings do you say Our
Yo Or My mama | twaiku |
you guys got any
dope wallpapers I can use
to hype myself up | twaiku |
anyone else go
into fight or flight mode when
they hear the news on | twaiku |
I reckon I could
probably karate chop
a malt loaf in half | twaiku |
Why can't the pizza
ever look the way it does
in the commercials | twaiku |
Mad i couldn't see
herb last night but aye i wass
getting to the bag | twaiku |
Imagine being
a wallpaper can't even
get a morning text | twaiku |
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