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Honesty is the best policy It keeps you free of guilt as well
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I hate people who never talk to me except when they need something
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Black people go to prison White men get rich off of marijuana
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The answer to that riddle is absolutely utterly nothing
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when you phone blowing up but not from the person you want to hear from
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I'm gonna do half these reports then go to sleep Stuff this I'm tired
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I have never gone from happy to wanting to kill myself so fast
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Jared is not bright He of course believes he is just like dad in law
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Why do idiots make the best pizza Because dummy knows pizza
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caught an entire game and I feel like I have my leg guards on still
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security guard your hair is straight tonight me yeah it's the stress grease
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I am so upset I can't attend the Maggie pop up show tonight
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ABC Soaps in depth it's a soap opera book I got from Kroger's
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This rain is killing me I want a glass of wine my bed and my man
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Wait why friday Why not monday or sunday Is it a pun or what
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what amazes me the most about new year are the fireworks display
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Very recently the newspapers have carried stories of the past
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When your just starting I'm going be way ahead are hustles don't match
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Last night didn't go as planned but always expect the unexpected
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It's no wonder I'm so emotional But she sure is beautiful
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For a blizzard it's pretty nice out Kinda fun walking around too
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I get paranoid a few times a year that I'm on the Truman show
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Just because you go to a party doesn't mean that you are working
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Shouldn't people on keto diet be eating lots of vegetables
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If they don't support you release they ass out ya life ASAP
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The Mitzi podcast is one of my favorites Thanks for the stories
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This fucking weather has got my summer senses tingling big time
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i cant connect to game give me error cannot connect to server
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Homecoming if you see me with a woman MIND YA BUSINESS DIG IT
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I miss harassing you but I'm glad we became friends too I miss you
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Consumer seeking Mobile Home insurance in Ripley Tennessee
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I don't even know why I come to school on A days they're so pointless
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She burning sage while I'm smoking weed Guess we both battling demons
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I didn't know that u could see boobs online but IM INTERESTED
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You daddy Me an intellectual glucose paternal unit
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We always turtle against this team man Just like the caps and Pittsburgh
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Oh so it really is your birthday I thought u were trolling again
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Same but with female Focus seasonal about me till otherwise
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Folks be making me wanna leave the state man so much money out here
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I am coloring my hair purple if I get the motivation
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my inner voice where i question if i should go to lesson that day
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I've waited for this day for so long but now it doesn't mean as much
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Sorry I bought too many useless things kinda like in my real life
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No one is gonna rob me of my peace i worked too hard to get it
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Even if you walk up to the door before them you just wait on it
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A man backed into my car today So that's how my day is going
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What a tired day i can't wait to relax now with my family
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This is something I need in my life Please do make music videos
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Let's make today a good day Maybe some Starbucks target will do that
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These are disgusting images that pass through my head and make me sad
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Stoke relegated Premier league will be won on a sliver platter
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Lot of immature people in this world Well you killed ur tiny brain
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Love the apartment im staying at in Berlin Squatters rights needed
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Una go tire Human right that is bigger than the Supreme court
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do you ever get annoyed by your alarm clock every morning
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Creativity is a wild rectum and a disciplined torso
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If I was Hero I'd be finding an escape clause in my contract
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im going to shove my hands up my asshole and tear myself in half
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I've been sleeping for all day lately Why am I such a buffalo
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any goth girls in the area willing to come step on my pride
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I really miss the voting season the campaign I did that time GOSH
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I'm just ready to be home That trip was long as fuck i miss my bed
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anyone who tells me being single is a choice can fuck right off
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Strong quality and lower down the NAPs create huge growth of YES BANK
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I'm glad I didn't put on mascara By far the hardest goodbye
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that's why my challenge and encouragement to you let go and let God
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ethan with leather jackets is so hot can he wear them more often
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Wow this new Snapchat update I'm not gonna be anyone's stories
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Everything you do hurts me and I don't know how to cope anymore
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I'm starting to tweet about current affairs What are your thoughts on this
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if u really love the person why would u hurt them in d first place
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people that only talk to u when they need want something are the worst
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I just came across such a classic movie The Gods Must Be Crazy
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when hani gave me all the love in the world and i died on the spot
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Do whatever you wanna do but do it to it's fullest extent
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Never give em yo time they'll only waste it then wonder why you're drained
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I can't even be mad because I put myself in this position
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Share our Facebook page with your friends Let them see Hurricane Express
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I'm never taking my natural eyelashes for granted again
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Playing Jingle Bells by Bing Crosby w The Andrews Sisters
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Glasses make you look smart but you have to fail an exam to get them
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Why would any of us want to help you with your career at Fox News
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And even if you feel like sometimes I don't love you you're so so wrong
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I can safely say this will be the first and last time I watch The Voice
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Ok Hot Topic is not punk rock but neither is Kenny G jazz
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My baby looked out for me today No feeling like being cared for
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Harden bodied the shit outta Ingram on the original play
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My album was less lucid than I'd liked it to be There I said it
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IRENE AND TSAI ARE PAIRED UP IN THE INTRO THE SOLIDARITY
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I didn't always look like this and I wasn't always confident
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If they overturn this the officials my not get out of Nashville
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I love breaking out so bad it hurts to touch my own face I love this
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When talking to yo siblings do you say Our Yo Or My mama
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you guys got any dope wallpapers I can use to hype myself up
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anyone else go into fight or flight mode when they hear the news on
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I reckon I could probably karate chop a malt loaf in half
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Why can't the pizza ever look the way it does in the commercials
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Mad i couldn't see herb last night but aye i wass getting to the bag
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Imagine being a wallpaper can't even get a morning text
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