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Man I be wanting
to flip trying to hold my
tongue more these days tho | twaiku |
I love terry but
we already know but like
wow he is a gem | twaiku |
Discover something
new at a factory in
United Kingdom | twaiku |
Sighs bored while resting
his chin on his knees putting
his arms around them | twaiku |
Clippers only got
rid of Blake Griffin cus Lou
Will been going dumb | twaiku |
i'm always playing
catch up somehow some way that
is about to change | twaiku |
Why can people leave
comments on past broadcasts on
twitch that feels so Strange | twaiku |
Everytime you look
in the mirror whats it like
seeing a dickhead | twaiku |
EXACTLY They're just
complaining that they lost to
a Republican | twaiku |
Anyone wanna
buy my Pol Pot Meets OJ
commemorative coins | twaiku |
You liked me better
with dandruff why don't you just
say it already | twaiku |
I really am in
shock I'm logging off I hate
this stupid bird app | twaiku |
b f are gonna
DECK me but they ain't seeing
my mess of a hair | twaiku |
REPORT Someone took
a big long piss Not hard to
figure that one out | twaiku |
a coverage is
a sheeting Asiatic
not captivating | twaiku |
But you're acting like
a little boy and no I
ain't your little toy | twaiku |
this reminds me of
that time that i forgot what
i was gonna say | twaiku |
When something is worth
fighting for fight with all your
might And yes I will | twaiku |
Someone point me in
the direction to the best
tattoo artist please | twaiku |
Can somebody take
me to lunch then the beauty
supply Pretty please | twaiku |
If Dwayne Johnson runs
as a Republican are
you voting for him | twaiku |
Is there anyone
on the Leafs blue line you would
take For free even | twaiku |
up for no reason
with a million one things on
my mind sober thoughts | twaiku |
I want so many
things out of idol time too
bad its ending soon | twaiku |
anyone else make
faces at the face id when
u unlock ur phone | twaiku |
Be thinking about
my future so much i be
stressing myself out | twaiku |
Folks better wake up
The terrorism is here
and they are home grown | twaiku |
i just started some
great art and haven't saved and
my computer froze | twaiku |
just been made aware
both european trophies
are with madrid clubs | twaiku |
Tyler wraps his arms
around her burying his
head in her shoulder | twaiku |
T Mayers And I
enjoy watching them sure beats
the Boxing Day sales | twaiku |
Let's stop referring
to it as a fairy tale
now thanks ok bye | twaiku |
Mitch McConnell is
a dumb old turtle bitch who
needs to go to bed | twaiku |
It has been snowing
literally all day not
nothing is sticking | twaiku |
Your mama so fat
she rolled over a dollar
and made four quarters | twaiku |
We are going to
stay together and we are
going to survive | twaiku |
Might as well redo
the starting tweet since well yeah
he needs to be known | twaiku |
Sometimes people just
make up fights to go do them
i been peep that shit | twaiku |
This Chicago wind
to disrespectful I swear
im bout to throw hands | twaiku |
Any updates on
the faculty email at
Waterfront Thank you | twaiku |
Reading what malec
means for everyone is the
cutest thing I swear | twaiku |
it hasn't been long
since rep tour ended but it
feels like it's been years | twaiku |
I want to amuse
with your parents so you'll go
to the dance with me | twaiku |
There's still gonna be
beef between Permian and
ohs after this game | twaiku |
When Lebron retire
the next day he better get
his number retired | twaiku |
it's always going
to suck to be Irish No
way around that lol | twaiku |
Everything is just
getting old nothing makes me
happy anymore | twaiku |
How many females
can say they pussy lips ain't
hanging like bat wings | twaiku |
Having long thick hair
is all fun and games until
it needs to be washed | twaiku |
TS Madison
explaining her side of the
story on Facebook | twaiku |
Imagine if the
Nuggets were healthy they're good
enough as it is | twaiku |
Did joe Kernen take
the day off to support his
alt right friend Roseanne | twaiku |
Who does y'all tattoos
here in Greensboro Link me
I need one TODAY | twaiku |
I actually
feel terrible and I leave
for this cruise today | twaiku |
okay wow my mom
just said she ain't even booked
the damn hotel i | twaiku |
I don't remember
the last time my cheeks have hurt
this much from smiling | twaiku |
I got a story
to tell trust me when I say
it's a great story | twaiku |
I'd use my cc
again but who has time to
ask this loser stuff | twaiku |
No one ever knows
how i really feel and its
gonna stay that way | twaiku |
I wanna listen
to Logic but don't know where
to start Suggestions | twaiku |
I truly just don't
care anymore I wish I
did but I just don't | twaiku |
a notice dragon
anyone always looking
slimy probably | twaiku |
Never say Good Bye
to an enemy just in
case he has a GOD | twaiku |
Some lady pulled out
in front of me then flipped me
off I love people | twaiku |
My mom is going
Long and Paris next weekend
without me Thanks mom | twaiku |
Delaying getting
out of bed so I don't have
to start uni work | twaiku |
Elijah is a
big fat flirt But Klare is a
melting person Sad | twaiku |
DADE into mirror
She turns off the computer
I was Zero Cool | twaiku |
Ms Simkin like we
didn't hug today i swear
that's my other mom | twaiku |
we should stop rapping
abt drugs and start rapping abt
Yves Saint Laurent more | twaiku |
My story might touch
your heart that don't mean take my
kindness for weakness | twaiku |
It's fucking sprinkling
and everyone feels the need
to drive slow as fuck | twaiku |
Same shit different
boy convinced that im too good
for anyone lol | twaiku |
I seriously
hope my wrist isn't fucking
broken or something | twaiku |
Mary Jane is so
therapeutic be having
me in the best mood | twaiku |
When i remember
that we were the best i feel
like i want to cry | twaiku |
is it people who
have uni start to wakeup
o'clock already | twaiku |
Stop stressing about
people who aren't even
thinking about you | twaiku |
Pretty tired of
always drinking the middle
cup for murder ball | twaiku |
Skit idea Slaves
expecting a tip That would
be hilarious | twaiku |
It's disgusting that
we have people like this in
our government | twaiku |
I have discovered
that porridge without milk is
porridge without soul | twaiku |
Looking back at old
photos when I didn't blend
my contour enough | twaiku |
everyone streaming
fake love me still has war of
hormone on repeat | twaiku |
I don't understand
how I allowed myself to
fall in such a trap | twaiku |
he was at bourbon
street and I really wanted
some chicken fingers | twaiku |
Honestly Nike
finally doing something
right with the jerseys | twaiku |
Why is everyone
having a comeback I'm ill
don't do this to me | twaiku |
I'm going to be
honest it's not a good look
out there for Cronies | twaiku |
seth is wearing a
baseball jersey in the white
house what a cute bitch | twaiku |
Okay I didn't
actually think they would
kiss and make up but | twaiku |
Starbucks studying
is the epitome of
its the thought that counts | twaiku |
I'm just trying to
get on a saving plan I
will have no worries | twaiku |
Selene is the type
of person that squeaks when she's
happy Enjoy that | twaiku |
Always doing the
right thing is hard but your soul
thanks you at the end | twaiku |
Y'all taking this stuff
next level I just want a
spooky basket still | twaiku |
The invention of
a hydration station was
the best move ever | twaiku |
isolated place
fresh air no people clear mind
only me nature | twaiku |
Officially stopped
smoking today and started
a water diet | twaiku |
It's never too late
to start over never too
late to be happy | twaiku |
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