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Danny green is at
the bar where we are watching
the super bowl at | twaiku |
I pictured my first
time being with my niece a
lot better than this | twaiku |
When You Wanna Give
Up But You're Not Sure If It's
The Right Thing To Do | twaiku |
Don't criticize me
or my work until you've leave
your own comfort zones | twaiku |
waiting for someone
to tell me this is a prank
or that im dreaming | twaiku |
These bitches really
want me to come on Monday
and look like a fool | twaiku |
hey remember when
you made that girl cry during
the q a tonight | twaiku |
I have decided
Frieda is the modern day
Florence nightingale | twaiku |
imagine I get
up from my seat and walk out
of the restaurant | twaiku |
What are some really
funny movies that lift your
spirits Let me know | twaiku |
If the FBI
report exonerates him
then make it public | twaiku |
THIS IS IMPORTANT
Take a look regardless of
what side you are on | twaiku |
Tyler surprised me
with McDonald's this morning
and t made my day | twaiku |
Coming Up Now On
Your Favourite Stations Swing
Out Sister Breakout | twaiku |
They really should free
meek mill just so he can watch
the game honestly | twaiku |
Not often I view
a story of theirs as click
bait but if the fits | twaiku |
a loophole is a
potency mesmerizing
but not virtual | twaiku |
Why Haitian twitter
been fighting each other so
hard last couple days | twaiku |
People like Esther
who can dish it out but can't
take it make me sick | twaiku |
why are we doing
the pacer test in high school
i through this been banned | twaiku |
episode was great
kinda unsatisfying
for Magnus fans tho | twaiku |
Sit back think about
my future every time
I get by myself | twaiku |
GUYS MARK LEE APPEARED
ON MY DREAMS AND HE WAS MY
BOYFRIEND I'M CRYING | twaiku |
I will be having
nothing to do with her if
she says that to me | twaiku |
hearing your voice is
enough to make me smile for
the rest of the day | twaiku |
you stop checking up
on someone first you never
here from them again | twaiku |
I misspell sometimes
Twitter could be improved with
a way to edit | twaiku |
that's awesome for sure
I am So cool you got to
be there How was it | twaiku |
So looking forward
to turning the clock back an
hour this weekend | twaiku |
Gary lol this was
a week and half ago The
weekend before last | twaiku |
Apparently I
sound posh first time I've ever
heard that in my life | twaiku |
Imagine having
goals a dream school dream job and
all that Can't relate | twaiku |
Every day I
still can't grasp I don't have my
best friend anymore | twaiku |
seriously don't
know what to do w
o my other half | twaiku |
I really just want
a subway Sammy right now
with extra veggies | twaiku |
I've been happy all
day and now I'm suffering
with a migraine why | twaiku |
Getting an oil change
from Walmart always takes way
longer than it should | twaiku |
Grandma I miss you
so so much I love you I'll
see you soon grandma | twaiku |
When Romeo sings
i really be feeling those
lyrics in my soul | twaiku |
Congrats on the great
season I'll say hi to Joe
next time I see him | twaiku |
i've got so many
videos n pictures to
post buckle up pals | twaiku |
do guys even feel
bad when they hurt your feelings
asking for a friend | twaiku |
All bitches want do
is put they hair on flexi
rods and blast music | twaiku |
Finished all of the
Christmas cards now I just have
to write them all out | twaiku |
I'm low key super
interested in moving
to Colorado | twaiku |
I never hated
a character more than I
hated dan Humphrey | twaiku |
Just doing what you
know how to do best sets you
up for some blessings | twaiku |
It's a rebellious
little nook tonight Unleash
that rebel spirit | twaiku |
Top linemen left are
now James Daniels Hernandez
and Connor Williams | twaiku |
I know I'm hungry
cause Boston market looked good
for five brief seconds | twaiku |
We will look into
this matter and establish
our strategy | twaiku |
It's wild annoying
how bad Durant carries the
ball when he dribbles | twaiku |
Sorry I couldn't
finish my wedding vows My
tube of lipstick broke | twaiku |
Probably starting
pretty late tonight and will
go even later | twaiku |
I could never be
the type to have others fight
my battles for me | twaiku |
your tummy is like
a refined tarantula
ornate and piquant | twaiku |
I remember when
I used to have hobbies what
a great time that was | twaiku |
I prefer to stay
lonely instead of staying
with people I hate | twaiku |
I'm purely amazed
at how big the galaxy
is compared to us | twaiku |
Sleep little one go
to sleep So peaceful the birds
and the sheep August | twaiku |
and maybe need to
consider health and safety
warnings on poached eggs | twaiku |
Say NO to pastors
holding crusade in South East
They should go north East | twaiku |
you won't ever find
someone who loves and values
you as much as me | twaiku |
Every heard of
celebrating Valentine's
Day OUTSIDE of school | twaiku |
how are you gonna
attempt to make a local
account with a stan | twaiku |
Starting to feel tense
and sweaty I pray God takes
control this evening | twaiku |
Sawyer you're going
out a youngster but you've got
to come back a star | twaiku |
do you guys ever
just choke yourself or is that
me being kinky | twaiku |
Shit i never got
a tribute to the troops in
Afghanistan lol | twaiku |
The effort to wash
my hair right now is unreal
I just want to nap | twaiku |
Today has been a
good day Been filled with good news
and alot of love | twaiku |
Peter North will no
longer be a male porn star
but a hired dick | twaiku |
Knowing who you are
is the BEST defense against
who they think you are | twaiku |
I hate myself for
being such a horrible
procrastinator | twaiku |
Phone problems if I
take long to reply don't take
it personally | twaiku |
It hurts knowing your
loved ones are up above and
won't ever come back | twaiku |
I have only ate
a meatball sub and chocolate
milk since saturday | twaiku |
My nephew is so
excited I'm staying the
night Tomorrow lol | twaiku |
I actually
loved the haunting of hill house
why is it over | twaiku |
I'm excited I'm
watching And not because my
daughter casts the show | twaiku |
How all the women
in these movies the queens of
making poor choices | twaiku |
You ever hate it
when you go to sleep early
but still wake up late | twaiku |
We are throwing a
party in honor of your
tremendous success | twaiku |
Please accept our
Apologies on behalf
of tamil people's | twaiku |
i think im starting
to have a crush on and i'm
fucked if i'm not wrong | twaiku |
I would totally
destroy any of them one
on one No problem | twaiku |
Give Ross Barkley a
month he will be unreal at
Chelsea great signing | twaiku |
mondays are drags for
me i be wanting to just
stay in bed all day | twaiku |
My future brother
in law dino don't like his
little pajamas | twaiku |
SHE BETTER KEEP THIS
AT ALL THE SHOWS BECAUSE MY
GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL | twaiku |
Never voted Green
in my life but well played SHY
More power to you | twaiku |
spending my birthday
walking around ikea
with my family | twaiku |
Probably end up
going to the movies by
myself but oh well | twaiku |
anyways protect
peter parker at all costs
he deserves the world | twaiku |
an anthrax is an
outlier fully fledged and
immeasurably | twaiku |
Also lol I leave
for Vegas next Sunday and
I'm sick lol Kill me | twaiku |
You'll be waiting a
while boys thanks for the feature
same again next year | twaiku |
Am I thing only
idiot that still sees her
head is on backwards | twaiku |
we not cool enough
for you to be slick with my
insecurities | twaiku |
no comment from the
liar and thief on the stock
market go figure | twaiku |
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