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Danny green is at the bar where we are watching the super bowl at
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I pictured my first time being with my niece a lot better than this
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When You Wanna Give Up But You're Not Sure If It's The Right Thing To Do
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Don't criticize me or my work until you've leave your own comfort zones
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waiting for someone to tell me this is a prank or that im dreaming
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These bitches really want me to come on Monday and look like a fool
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hey remember when you made that girl cry during the q a tonight
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I have decided Frieda is the modern day Florence nightingale
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imagine I get up from my seat and walk out of the restaurant
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What are some really funny movies that lift your spirits Let me know
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If the FBI report exonerates him then make it public
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THIS IS IMPORTANT Take a look regardless of what side you are on
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Tyler surprised me with McDonald's this morning and t made my day
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Coming Up Now On Your Favourite Stations Swing Out Sister Breakout
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They really should free meek mill just so he can watch the game honestly
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Not often I view a story of theirs as click bait but if the fits
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a loophole is a potency mesmerizing but not virtual
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Why Haitian twitter been fighting each other so hard last couple days
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People like Esther who can dish it out but can't take it make me sick
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why are we doing the pacer test in high school i through this been banned
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episode was great kinda unsatisfying for Magnus fans tho
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Sit back think about my future every time I get by myself
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GUYS MARK LEE APPEARED ON MY DREAMS AND HE WAS MY BOYFRIEND I'M CRYING
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I will be having nothing to do with her if she says that to me
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hearing your voice is enough to make me smile for the rest of the day
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you stop checking up on someone first you never here from them again
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I misspell sometimes Twitter could be improved with a way to edit
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that's awesome for sure I am So cool you got to be there How was it
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So looking forward to turning the clock back an hour this weekend
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Gary lol this was a week and half ago The weekend before last
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Apparently I sound posh first time I've ever heard that in my life
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Imagine having goals a dream school dream job and all that Can't relate
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Every day I still can't grasp I don't have my best friend anymore
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seriously don't know what to do w o my other half
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I really just want a subway Sammy right now with extra veggies
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I've been happy all day and now I'm suffering with a migraine why
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Getting an oil change from Walmart always takes way longer than it should
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Grandma I miss you so so much I love you I'll see you soon grandma
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When Romeo sings i really be feeling those lyrics in my soul
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Congrats on the great season I'll say hi to Joe next time I see him
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i've got so many videos n pictures to post buckle up pals
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do guys even feel bad when they hurt your feelings asking for a friend
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All bitches want do is put they hair on flexi rods and blast music
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Finished all of the Christmas cards now I just have to write them all out
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I'm low key super interested in moving to Colorado
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I never hated a character more than I hated dan Humphrey
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Just doing what you know how to do best sets you up for some blessings
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It's a rebellious little nook tonight Unleash that rebel spirit
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Top linemen left are now James Daniels Hernandez and Connor Williams
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I know I'm hungry cause Boston market looked good for five brief seconds
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We will look into this matter and establish our strategy
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It's wild annoying how bad Durant carries the ball when he dribbles
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Sorry I couldn't finish my wedding vows My tube of lipstick broke
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Probably starting pretty late tonight and will go even later
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I could never be the type to have others fight my battles for me
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your tummy is like a refined tarantula ornate and piquant
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I remember when I used to have hobbies what a great time that was
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I prefer to stay lonely instead of staying with people I hate
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I'm purely amazed at how big the galaxy is compared to us
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Sleep little one go to sleep So peaceful the birds and the sheep August
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and maybe need to consider health and safety warnings on poached eggs
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Say NO to pastors holding crusade in South East They should go north East
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you won't ever find someone who loves and values you as much as me
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Every heard of celebrating Valentine's Day OUTSIDE of school
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how are you gonna attempt to make a local account with a stan
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Starting to feel tense and sweaty I pray God takes control this evening
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Sawyer you're going out a youngster but you've got to come back a star
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do you guys ever just choke yourself or is that me being kinky
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Shit i never got a tribute to the troops in Afghanistan lol
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The effort to wash my hair right now is unreal I just want to nap
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Today has been a good day Been filled with good news and alot of love
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Peter North will no longer be a male porn star but a hired dick
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Knowing who you are is the BEST defense against who they think you are
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I hate myself for being such a horrible procrastinator
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Phone problems if I take long to reply don't take it personally
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It hurts knowing your loved ones are up above and won't ever come back
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I have only ate a meatball sub and chocolate milk since saturday
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My nephew is so excited I'm staying the night Tomorrow lol
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I actually loved the haunting of hill house why is it over
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I'm excited I'm watching And not because my daughter casts the show
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How all the women in these movies the queens of making poor choices
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You ever hate it when you go to sleep early but still wake up late
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We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success
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Please accept our Apologies on behalf of tamil people's
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i think im starting to have a crush on and i'm fucked if i'm not wrong
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I would totally destroy any of them one on one No problem
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Give Ross Barkley a month he will be unreal at Chelsea great signing
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mondays are drags for me i be wanting to just stay in bed all day
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My future brother in law dino don't like his little pajamas
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SHE BETTER KEEP THIS AT ALL THE SHOWS BECAUSE MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL
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Never voted Green in my life but well played SHY More power to you
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spending my birthday walking around ikea with my family
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Probably end up going to the movies by myself but oh well
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anyways protect peter parker at all costs he deserves the world
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an anthrax is an outlier fully fledged and immeasurably
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Also lol I leave for Vegas next Sunday and I'm sick lol Kill me
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You'll be waiting a while boys thanks for the feature same again next year
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Am I thing only idiot that still sees her head is on backwards
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we not cool enough for you to be slick with my insecurities
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no comment from the liar and thief on the stock market go figure
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