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Let's go get him!
He's too wellprotected right now.
We can't just sit here, Austin.
Let me tell you a story. There's these two bulls on top of a hill checking out some foxy cows in the meadow below. The young bull says, 'hey, why don't we run down the hill and shag us a cow?', and the wise old bull replies, 'no, why don't we walk down the hill and shag all the cows?'
I don't get it.
Well, you know... cows, and shagging.
Unfortunately, while you told that stupid story, Dr. Evil has escaped.
No worries, luv. We'll just give Basil a tinkle on the telling bone...
I hate having my picture taken.
You're crazy. The camera loves you, Vanessa.
Fancy a nibble?
I couldn't have another bite.
Watch out, you're on my hair!
Sorry. Move your hand to the left. There you go. Gorgeous.
Go! Just go!
I haven't had fun like that since college.
I'm sorry.
Why?
I'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die.
Always wanting to have fun, that's you in a nutshell.
No, this is me in a nutshell.
You're smashed, Vanessa.
I am not.
Oh, yes you are.
I'm not. I'm the sensible one. I'm always the designated driver.
I can't. You're drunk.
It's not that I'm drunk, I'm just beginning to see what my Mum was talking about. What was my mother like back in the Sixties? I'm dying to know.
She was very groovy. She was so in love with your Dad. If there was one other cat in this world that could have loved your Mum and treated her as well as you Dad did, it was me. But, unfortunately for yours truly, that train has sailed.
Really, Austin!
Look at her hands, baby! Those are carpenter's hands.
Austin, may I have a word with you?
Of course, luv.
Listen, I know I'm just being neurotic, but I can't shake this suspicious feeling about that Italian secretary, Ms. Fagina. I mean, I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have some jealousy issues. You went to her penthouse. It makes me feel so small to give into these insecurities, but I can't help but feel this weird, irrational, unfocused... well, jealousy. I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her. I shagged her rotten.
I can't believe you made love to her just like that. Did you use protection?
Of course, I had my ninemillimeter automatic.
No, did you use a condom?
Only sailors use condoms, man.
Not in the Nineties.
Well they should, filthy beggars, they go from port to port. Alotta meant nothing to me.
Well, it means something to me. If you want us to have a relationship, you've got to be a onewoman man.
It was just a shag, Vanessa. You're everything to me.
You just don't get it, do you, Austin? Good night. Welcome to the Nineties, you're going to be very lonely.
Hello, luv.
Thirty years of political and social upheaval. The fall of the Berlin wall, a female Prime Minister of England, the abolishment of Apartheid, a fascinating tapestry of human strum und drang.
Yeah, I can't believe Liberace was gay. Women loved him, man. I didn't see that one coming.
Basil was very concerned to know where you were last night.
Out and about, doing odds and sods.
I'll tell him. By the way, I've decided we should keep our relationship strictly professional.
Since I've been unfrozen, I've had a rancid taste in my mouth. Do you have a piece of gum?
Do you think she's prettier than I?
Who?
You know who.
No! Don't lay your hangups on me, Vanessa. You're being very trippy.
I'm looking at you, and the whole time I can't help thinking you had your willie inside her hootchiekooch.
Austin, we don't look anything like our photo badges.
Don't worry, baby. I picked up a mind control technique during my travels to India. I learned it from my guru, the late Guru Shastri, a chaste man who mysteriously died of a disease that had all the hallmarks of syphilis. Just watch me. Watch me, now.
Thank God, Austin, we made it.
Yes, act naturally and we'll split this scene the way we came in, Vanessa.
Does that make you horny?
Not now, Austin.
First, I plan to soil myself. Then, I plan to regroup and think about the next move. Any thoughts?
Sadly, no. Hold on! I always keep this on me just in case.
All right, I get it. I have bad teeth. You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.
No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.
Smashing idea! Give it to me.
Not a good time to lose one's head.
Indeed.
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Yes.
It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Shut up.
Fair enough.
What do we do now?
We've got a freaked out square and world annihilation is his bag. You go get help. I'm gonna stay here and keep an eye on the bad Doctor.
I'm not going anywhere. We're a team.
Too right, youth. That's why I need you to lead the troops.
I'll hurry back.
Listen, Vanessa, whatever happens, I just want you to know that I feel bad about shagging that Italian girl. I had a sip of sake and all of the sudden, I don't know what happened. The whole time I was shagging her I mean really shagging her, I mean it was crazy, I was like a huge mechanical piston, in and out, IN and OUT!
Austin, what's your point?
Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that if you want me to be a onewoman man, well, that's just groovy, because... I love you.
Oh, behave!
It's not what it looks like, Vanessa. At ease, boys.
Likewise.
I can explain. They attacked me. Gas came out of her...well, and then they... and I...
I believe you, Austin. Let's go.
Hold on a tick, let me put on my togs.
Follow me! We're going to have to jump over the rail!
Are you crazy?
Don't worry!
Austin, I'm coming with you.
I'm going it alone this time, Vanessa. I have a followup visit with the Evil Doctor.
I'll secure the perimeter.
I have something to tell you.
Lay it on me.
I love you, Austin.
That's fab, because I love you, too, Vanessa.
Kiss me.
Behave!
What's wrong with your hand?

Let's go get him!

He's too wellprotected right now.

We can't just sit here, Austin.

Let me tell you a story. There's these two bulls on top of a hill checking out some foxy cows in the meadow below. The young bull says, 'hey, why don't we run down the hill and shag us a cow?', and the wise old bull replies, 'no, why don't we walk down the hill and shag all the cows?'

I don't get it.

Well, you know... cows, and shagging.

Unfortunately, while you told that stupid story, Dr. Evil has escaped.

No worries, luv. We'll just give Basil a tinkle on the telling bone...

I hate having my picture taken.

You're crazy. The camera loves you, Vanessa.

Fancy a nibble?

I couldn't have another bite.

Watch out, you're on my hair!

Sorry. Move your hand to the left. There you go. Gorgeous.

Go! Just go!

I haven't had fun like that since college.

I'm sorry.

Why?

I'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die.

Always wanting to have fun, that's you in a nutshell.

No, this is me in a nutshell.

You're smashed, Vanessa.

I am not.

Oh, yes you are.

I'm not. I'm the sensible one. I'm always the designated driver.

I can't. You're drunk.

It's not that I'm drunk, I'm just beginning to see what my Mum was talking about. What was my mother like back in the Sixties? I'm dying to know.

She was very groovy. She was so in love with your Dad. If there was one other cat in this world that could have loved your Mum and treated her as well as you Dad did, it was me. But, unfortunately for yours truly, that train has sailed.

Really, Austin!

Look at her hands, baby! Those are carpenter's hands.

Austin, may I have a word with you?

Of course, luv.

Listen, I know I'm just being neurotic, but I can't shake this suspicious feeling about that Italian secretary, Ms. Fagina. I mean, I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have some jealousy issues. You went to her penthouse. It makes me feel so small to give into these insecurities, but I can't help but feel this weird, irrational, unfocused... well, jealousy. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her. I shagged her rotten.

I can't believe you made love to her just like that. Did you use protection?

Of course, I had my ninemillimeter automatic.

No, did you use a condom?

Only sailors use condoms, man.

Not in the Nineties.

Well they should, filthy beggars, they go from port to port. Alotta meant nothing to me.

Well, it means something to me. If you want us to have a relationship, you've got to be a onewoman man.

It was just a shag, Vanessa. You're everything to me.

You just don't get it, do you, Austin? Good night. Welcome to the Nineties, you're going to be very lonely.

Hello, luv.

Thirty years of political and social upheaval. The fall of the Berlin wall, a female Prime Minister of England, the abolishment of Apartheid, a fascinating tapestry of human strum und drang.

Yeah, I can't believe Liberace was gay. Women loved him, man. I didn't see that one coming.

Basil was very concerned to know where you were last night.

Out and about, doing odds and sods.

I'll tell him. By the way, I've decided we should keep our relationship strictly professional.

Since I've been unfrozen, I've had a rancid taste in my mouth. Do you have a piece of gum?

Do you think she's prettier than I?

Who?

You know who.

No! Don't lay your hangups on me, Vanessa. You're being very trippy.

I'm looking at you, and the whole time I can't help thinking you had your willie inside her hootchiekooch.

Austin, we don't look anything like our photo badges.

Don't worry, baby. I picked up a mind control technique during my travels to India. I learned it from my guru, the late Guru Shastri, a chaste man who mysteriously died of a disease that had all the hallmarks of syphilis. Just watch me. Watch me, now.

Thank God, Austin, we made it.

Yes, act naturally and we'll split this scene the way we came in, Vanessa.

Does that make you horny?

Not now, Austin.

First, I plan to soil myself. Then, I plan to regroup and think about the next move. Any thoughts?

Sadly, no. Hold on! I always keep this on me just in case.

All right, I get it. I have bad teeth. You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.

No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.

Smashing idea! Give it to me.

Not a good time to lose one's head.

Indeed.

That's not the way to get ahead in life.

Yes.

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

Shut up.

Fair enough.

What do we do now?

We've got a freaked out square and world annihilation is his bag. You go get help. I'm gonna stay here and keep an eye on the bad Doctor.

I'm not going anywhere. We're a team.

Too right, youth. That's why I need you to lead the troops.

I'll hurry back.

Listen, Vanessa, whatever happens, I just want you to know that I feel bad about shagging that Italian girl. I had a sip of sake and all of the sudden, I don't know what happened. The whole time I was shagging her I mean really shagging her, I mean it was crazy, I was like a huge mechanical piston, in and out, IN and OUT!

Austin, what's your point?

Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that if you want me to be a onewoman man, well, that's just groovy, because... I love you.

Oh, behave!

It's not what it looks like, Vanessa. At ease, boys.

Likewise.

I can explain. They attacked me. Gas came out of her...well, and then they... and I...

I believe you, Austin. Let's go.

Hold on a tick, let me put on my togs.

Follow me! We're going to have to jump over the rail!

Are you crazy?

Don't worry!

Austin, I'm coming with you.

I'm going it alone this time, Vanessa. I have a followup visit with the Evil Doctor.

I'll secure the perimeter.

I have something to tell you.

Lay it on me.

I love you, Austin.

That's fab, because I love you, too, Vanessa.

Kiss me.

Behave!

What's wrong with your hand?