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What do pelicans eat? Anything that fits the bill.
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A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!
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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
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What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience
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If you run through an airport yelling "Marybeth I love you don't go! " then you can cut through so many lines of people who like romance.
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My grandma died from a stroke while reading I guess she couldn't put that book down.
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Whats the difference between a coloured person and a trampoline? You take your shoes off on a trampoline
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Was describing something to my mom Me: It's creamy and delicious and it starts with a "C" Mom: Cheescake!
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Nepal: "just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag" All the other countries have rectangles "TWO TRIANGLES" Alright ok fine
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Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
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how do you buy hair? you have toupee
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what do you call a hard working machine? juan deer
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have you heard the rumor going around about butter? never mind . i shouldn't spread it .
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BLGT Ranking it from best to worst.
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do you remember how before social media nobody cared what , where and with whom you ate? still nobody cares .
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What connection does Reddit have to the real world? Recycling. Reuse, Reuse, and Reuse.
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why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? because it went straight pasta !
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My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can't afford another malpractice suit
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Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. For science
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What's does rednecks and yeast have in common? They're both in bread.
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what has two arms , two legs and eats ants? uncles
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Have You Ever Had Ethiopian Food? Friend: No. Me: Neither Have They
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Guys! I finally dusted my bedroom! And guess what? I HAVE A NIGHTSTAND!!!
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Golden words by a wise man: "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."
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how did harry potter get to the bottom of the hill. walking jk rowling
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did you hear about the fire at the sprinkles factory? hundreds and thousands were reported missing .
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What sleeps in a bed but also shakes uncontrollably Cameron Boyce
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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!
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What did the Bunny say to the Bear? Let me burrow in your honey.
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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt? He touched the beaker before it was cool.
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What happened to the Jewish Beatle's shoes? Rubber sole.
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when the guy at subway asks what type of bread you'd like , say cookies. when he laughs , ask to speak to the manager
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what do elephants use as a tampons? sheep .
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did you hear about the man who fell asleep at the wheel? there was a terrible mess , clay everywhere threedots
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"I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes." All rise for Thailand's national anthem!
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don't ever run away from your problems, unless your problem is being chased by a bear .
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Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import
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What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair
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Does someone who sleeps on the ground because they like a hard mattress. prefer to sleep on Terra Firma
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How do tree surgeons live? Life on the hedge!
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Meta Knight walks into a restaurant. There is no counter
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Just saw X at his funeral in a casket Guess you could call it an xbox
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What's a rapper's favorite candy? Eminems.
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How do you know Jesus really likes Easter? He had a huge resurrection.
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I had a great date with a Jewish girl, afterwards she asked for my number I told her here we have names
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I read about the lost puppy that was found in the local newspaper. Whoever bought that copy must have been frightened.
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It isn't a surprise that Hong Kong isn't doing well in international soccer Since their strikers always get beat
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Like the man who has run out kleenexes. this is bound to come in handy
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i'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time i see a joke, i've already reddit before
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offer: free guitar no strings attached
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what's the difference between a bj and reddit gold? your mom never gave me reddit gold .
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do old men wear boxers or briefs? depends .
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Money can't buy you happiness At least it can buy me slaves to reduce my workload
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The AMAZON rainforest IS IT REALLY A RAINFOREST IF IT CATCHES FIRE?
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how does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride? exhausted .
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What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza
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What's the difference between a jew and a cake? The cake doesn't scream in the furnace
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What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia.
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From the studio that brought you finding Nemo and finding Dory, Pixar presents Finding Maddie
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First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
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What is the same between a gun and a gym teacher When one shows up all the children start runnung
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i told my boss i'm calling in sick today . he said, " you can't do that when you're already here . " is that true you guys ?
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I'm not saying the Internet lies, but there is an alarming discrepancy in the number of iPads I've won and the number that I actually own.
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Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? That'd be great.
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what would be the worst meal for a football wife? oj and rice
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if you ever want to witness an Oscar worthy performance, ask any person from twitter their follower count and watch them pretend to not know
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why is outer space so clean? it's a vacuum !
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What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato.
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How do windmills feel about renewable energy? They're pretty big fans
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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea.
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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband? O'Pressive.
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Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
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What do young girls have in common with being pinned down? the marines can't pull out in time
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why don't bears wear socks? they have bear feet
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What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel? A ferrous wheel.
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Apparently you can tell if a woman likes you because of the placement of her feet If her feet are by her head i guess it means she really likes you
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why were the teachers eyes so crossed? she couldn't control her pupils .
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what's the difference between a porcupine and a mercedes? a porcupine has the pricks on the outside .
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I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick
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can you name all of santa's reindeer? no , they already have names .
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Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout
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That sad moment when her booty flat... But then you find out so is her heart rate
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i organized a threesome last night threedots there were a couple of no shows, but i still had a good time .
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Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital? The hip doctor.
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What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta
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What's a life without manitees? A life with out porpoise.
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Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.
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a woman at work told me i look younger with my glasses off. i told her she looked younger with my glasses off , too
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i'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. it's just collecting dust
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Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!
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why are hurricanes named with female names? because when they come , they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them .
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Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook line and sinker!
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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? They can both smell it but neither can eat it.
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A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior
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What's a lumberjack's favorite director? TimBuuurrrrrrrton
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I used to believe in god Then I turned six
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genie : you have found my lamp , so i must grant you four wishes me : i thought it was three? genie : you need four
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Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction.
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I like my potatoes like my children Skinned and mashed
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one thing you should always look for in a woman. a pulse
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