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I'm white. But not \mow a pattern into my lawn\" white." |
Shogun! @whispahlee @ray_chasity1214 |
Would do anything to relive last year and last summer. Best time of my life. |
Fuckin faggot. Buccholz gotta be more careful for christ sake clay. |
@mckenna_keaton fuck you mckenna. Ha |
I just want you to hug me tight. #SimpleAsThat |
I should be telling you all this in person just so you know, I want to let it all out on you.. |
The fact that in a year i could legally go to a strip club lol... well then gross |
@HeatherJoWilson boobs.\ud83d\ude0b |
@TheWillBaldauf Finally good at something... |
I'll see Great Gatsby cuz of DiCaprio but the book was a POS. I have zero expectations. Gatsby is one of the worst fictional characters ever |
That run just kicked my butt |
I get way to many headaches |
@kenziepotzick @linczee @fluxandflovv tonight is about to be epic |
@Micah17Boggs got a point haha, maybe they should change the hashtag to #RandomTimeToSayILoveYou or something haha |
Poor college kid probs. |
@drewcarson7 Free tix? |
@brbaugher1 See, I had it all planned out. It's dandy. |
It's amazing how many crappy memories this town holds... |
@TapouTXT can't wait :) |
Nap? |
If I can't fall back asleep I might cry. |
I just want to be with Dalton :((( |
@gillianballl hey fuck I am not an alcoholic |
I mean, who else snowboards in Indiana and goes to Silver Creek? |
In another life, I would make you stay |
Gallaghers half price steak night.. bout to crush it @Jauggie21 @jackjones_05 |
realizing how blind I actually am |
#Moneyball |
I don't even talk to you but if you're gunna bitch at something I do that doesn't concern you I'll give you a reason to bitch #stfu |
@K_marie_25 you're such a badass #yougogirl |
Here's a story about a girl named brittany #lyrictweet #imissbrittanyspears lol |
ugh I'm so not dressed for public |
Damn he's obsessed |
Just played Oops I did it again on the jukebox #noshame |
@rodeodance @kharyp that's one of the reasons they are canceling policies, and they do not want to comply with the new law. |
Ikr \@bella_donna242: Sigh....\"" |
@authorJamie congrats. Top 100!! That's awesome! |
@ShitDan_Says hah more than once.. That game is still amazing.. They should make a repeat of the first with new rosters lol |
And the fact that Andrew retweeted Robs tweet makes me think he's also looking for boy.. My friends are going gay \ud83d\ude29 |
@GianaCittadino I already tried that |
New and exciting things in store for the fall semester! Who's excited? |
@KyleHolt10 you wish. I only did it because you treated me like shit. I'm so done with your crap ! \ud83d\udca9\u270c |
@alorakm Taylor isn't doing her job |
@AllieHolen @lysha_777 got his signature \ud83d\ude0d |
Weekends are gonna be mostly deaf until summer |
Can't wait for story of my life video tomorrow it's going. To be awesome !!!!!!!!!!! |
@MessiahMARIAH after I pressed send I felt bad that it was even written! Im sorry! :( |
@Leshow_goes_on yeah back in your prime |
Happens every year. |
Wyatt just asked me how babies get in their moms' bellies. Leaving this one to Walt and Katara \ud83d\ude33 #curveball |
@jbear2014 @itsmacksmith SO AM I! |
@C_Carrington I need to go to the nurse for that burn |
Quick, someone makes a #fog joke! |
@kaylajeanlear oh it just bread crust haha |
Well @carolinepennell should have stayed. I tried as hard as I could to save her. \ud83d\ude0c |
I hattttte it when people don't reply to my snaps. |
I want two things this weekend to be with my family and to get a deer while hunting #idbehappy |
So I think I just broke my pinky.. |
The human voodoo doll on American Horror Story is awesome |
This is getting old.. |
This whole poser winter in April thing needs to F off I'm effin cold. |
@stevekrohn @linkedin @prolliedotcom @uxeeme Thanks again. I hate being in the dark! I have relied on trial & error way too much! Now am EOL |
The Harold song by Kesha never gets old |
Miley and @kdizzieee22 are made for each other! #CATSEVERYWHERE |
Good luck to all the kids from Office going to skills. You got this. :) |
hot cocoa soothes sore throats \ud83d\udc95\u2615\ufe0f |
I was going to post something really funny that I thought of but I forget |
Great, a power outage right in the middle of Scooby Doo. Good thing I like to read, but I do love my Scooby. |
@50_CENTrella haha only because she won with her friends. No one likes a snitch |
I love working on Saturdays... Just not this early. Feel free to talk to me. \u263a\ud83d\udc4d |
The feeling after a workout. #perfection \ud83d\ude09 |
In way too much pain right now #help \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude25 |
Yes there is two paths that you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road your on. |
Nothing like a 3pm Paul Harvey disposition #mamasaid |
Nice to see @stevenshidla.. At a ski meet, bless your soul for coming to watch me \ud83d\ude09 |
I'm always trying to be nice to people and cheer them up, but when I need it no ones there. |
@savvvv1 why didn't I think of that \ud83d\ude31 |
Some people just need to make up their mind about things. |
@BlakeDiamondd is a faggoooot. |
I can't sleep; I lost my mood ring, so I'm not quite sure how I feel about this. #SarcasticTweet #WaysToMakeMeMad |
Straight tony hawking on the Nintendo 64 #sorrynotsorry |
Having a dream about someone you never met before, I am so confused #why #wierd |
WOW wish I was going to see bad grandpa tonight |
Losing control |
But the lion king makes me sad for real. Should I watch it!? Hmmm... |
@AshleyXO424 superwoman! |
Welp it's 4:42.. I should probably go to bed \ud83d\ude1e #InsomniaProbs |
At least Andrew is buying me ice cream. |
@Go0d_vibes I want you two to \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc91 |
Wednesday I get to visit where I may be spending the next four years of my life. |
I'm booking myself a one way flight, I've got to see the color in your eyes. |
Man I'd take a dually, then make that slut eat asphalt #baggedlife\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d |
'More of a sinner than a saint' |
Watching this American Ninja Warrior show is making me want to get back in freerunning & parkour again. I know what I'm doing tomorrow now. |
Actually ready to be back in Boone, 2 more days... |
If there is no struggle, there is no progress |
That bed is comfy not gonna lie. \ud83d\ude0d |
@jasonmarczak @zyoungs25 damn I even had abs back then |
Moes moes moes moes |
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