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ah so that's why it went up and then down | This is the DD I come here for. | |
This is even more retarded than your trades. Unless your friends are a bunch of edgy hipsters or virgins, your gaming is not gonna increase. Or by settled down you mean resigned to neethood. | didn't age well | |
Eradicating malaria. Won't someone think of those poor mosquitoes??! | We just need to round up all these commies in latestatecucks because they are so fucking annoying. Fucking bums the whole bunch of them | |
I actually bought more puts at close :) | I closed all my bull play late last week and didn’t touch it since then, was expecting a dip not THE dip though guess I’m selling premium tomorrow | |
And how much do you loose if AMZN moves down $40 in TWO DAYS? Look at AH, nearly half way there... | This is why we can't have nice things... | |
I had a chance to buy during their IPO and I remember thinking how stupid it was to have a lithium ion battery power a car ha | I thought it was dumb because the way people like myself have to commute I couldn't make it to work (45 miles) on a charge with the battery cars then. | |
The flair checks out. | About as good dd as buying puts on Netflix caz ur friends canceled | |
Look at that falling cliff graph. Could be some serious loss porn from NFLX call holders tomorrow. Glad I stayed out. | Goddamn. Put holders rejoicing | |
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I had 10k, bought a ton of Ford, Citi, AIG and more as it was 2010. I ended up selling everything before crazy gains so I could buy a house. Ended up with a better return on the house than if I went all in on tesla ipo. | Wait what house is making 1000%?? | |
You say that as a joke but a stunning amount of young people support 'Democratic Socialism' then attempt to justify it by using Sweden as an example of how socialism works. I can't tell if they legitimately don't know what the word socialism means or if they're dumb enough to think its a viable economic model. Oh yeah, and they learned these concepts at their 40k/year Universities. | The only reason why they are paying 40k a year is because of the government programs guaranteeing loans. Jesus fucking christ these people are so dense | |
Huh | Numbers guy. Probably generates reports more than consults verbally. | |
They recommend doing them through earnings specifically | bro ur retarded maybe a 1 day play to capture the IV crush, but usually not an iron condor. tom specifically loves his undefined risk plays cuz he's got a big dick , strong hands, and can handle the potential of a blow up. anyone else's recommendation on that show, other than tony maybe, should be taken with a grain of bath salts. | |
Go suck a cock | Nope. | |
I just looked up what that is, and I'm pretty sure I have cancer now. | nah, just road rash | |
How ur hole? | Back down on Earth. This is all NASA’s fault | |
just follow your gut, bud | My gut tells me NFLX is trash, but the vast majority of humans enjoy trash... | |
Well yeah but I've seen people say there are fees and shit when they do a margin call. I often wonder if they make a lot from that. | oh im sure they rpe you. | |
No you're just part if the problem and you should be ashamed. Although I do the same thing and trade HBO and hulu for it. | My friend gave me his Hulu and Comcast and didn't ask for anything in return. I feel like I owe him an old-fashioned or something. | |
? 9 415 Puts 415-345 (at time of trading)=70X900=63000 | That's not how pricing works. Also it's at 330. | |
I will suck it for 3.5%. | Bid war. | |
They could extend, but NXP has been in a limbo waiting for the takeover. Why wouldn't they pursue an End Date Termination and collect the $2B? Wouldn't that be just as advantageous at this point? | It’s not up to NXP. It’s up to Qualcomm and there are 2 billion reasons to extend. | |
Actually, check this out. At his peak, Rockefeller's wealth would have been equal to 400B today, which was equal to 1.5% of America's GDP at the time. What confuses me is that when I plug that 1.5% into America's GDP today I get 270B. That figure should be much much higher because of American's GDP growth since that time. Not sure what I did wrong in my calculations/research. | Nothing. This just shows that inflation is faster than GDP growth. | |
Much more lol | Yeah no doubt, wtf was i thinking LOL | |
Dec QQQ puts here. In it for the long bleed. Mid terms should be especially bloody if the democrats win. | Shhh don't talk politics here we're surrounded by red hats | |
Hey man at least you arent fooling yourself about what you are doing | I knew going in what I was doing | |
Sub in Nvidia for Netflix. FANG can still live. | No. Don't ruin a good thing. | |
Elon should send his space trash boy coffin to go save them. | I'm gong to start a band called space trash boy coffin | |
Phew, it's not a loss until I sell either. | Except it kind of is | |
Just buy the fucking stock then and stop missing out on upside | Who cares about hundreds in upside when I can make thousands with options? | |
Your face is dumb | Gott'em | |
Buzzfeed Markets** | Wizdaddy** | |
50 point discount for me. No complaints here. Just bought some. | You were worried about the market in general and accepted a 1% discount on AMZN? | |
Daddy Buffett has enough money to buy a new supercar and have Gorden Ramsey on retainer as his personal chef but he still drives a Cadillac and gets an egg mcmuffin from a McDonalds drive through every morning. | Cadillacs are still technically luxury | |
It’s all relative and depends on the size of his account. Anyone willing to put 20k on some FDs probably has a 100k account minimum. | I would really hope it the account is a lot bigger than that. 20% on a single FD is a bit silly. | |
I got around 4K in long calls, probably going to pick up 2K worth more tmrw. | I'm in with about $10k, held my back from buying more today when it was at $201 | |
That’s way too many words | atta boy | |
As of 4:52 est PM it’s still the same price | Proud of you | |
It’s called Wiz Daddy. I’d totally do that for lulz but no Robinhood in Canada so I’d just get cucked on commissions. | oh god imagine a daily WizDaddy TV segment that has a bar down the bottom showing previous week's loads and gives a new one each show. I feel like that's 10x more engaging and you won't usually lose it *all*. | |
Amazon lives up to revenue expectations all the time. If you mean profit, then they can turn a big profit any time they decide to stop expanding as much. | honestly why would they ever turn a profit. it's designed to re-invest all the profit and inflate the share price to get around corporate taxes | |
God I love a good ole hard bull market .... | bull donger bid for 23.41 tendie points sent | |
No point in bragging about couple thousand dollar gains. It’s not life changing money. | Well with all the shit you've talked, you'll have to forgive us for thinking it was a monster play. | |
The fucked up part of it was the mods allowed the same users to spam the place with racist shitposts day and night and even went so far as to say 'dont report it to us, we aren't going to do anything about it because it's free speech blah blah blah.' The hell is the purpose of having mods at that point? Wsb is saturated with low quality shit-posts/screengrabs, but it's nowhere near as bad as that dump. | It seems like all right leaning subreddits have been hijacked by far right advocates... Sucks for conservatives by principle. | |
Everyone else would... Money don't come that easy. | if everyone else did (depending what you mean by everyone) either the stock would just end up trading at that price or a smaller percentage of those orders would get filled. | |
I've got an FD so i cant really take a few bad days. I'm liking the NASDAQ futures though, so we'll see. | I would take profit and run tomorrow then. Market is going to be nervous now into next week’s big tech earnings I would think. | |
This wasn't about Leibniz. | Shots fired | |
Seeking Alpha*** | Stocktwats**** | |
Evidently Mr. u/haupt91 is an educated man. Now I really hate him. | Iuventus stultorum magister. *(Youth is the teacher of fools.)* | |
But my mu 90 7/20 were so cheap | OP, I present to you, Exhibit A. | |
I feel like most people only do coke when they drink bc it's the only time they're stupid enough to buy a $10 bump from that black guy that hangs out in the bathroom | Coke and alcohol react with enzymes in your liver to become cocaethylene which is both more euphoric and more cardiotoxic than either drug alone. yolo | |
I hope you catch someone who forgot to update their ask | I know it’s lame. But I do it every time there is a huge after hours spike lol. | |
This week | sell at open | |
Get your life In order | Haha. Easier said than done | |
I think u/swinfluepandemic already did. and it looks like he deleted his profile. | All praise haupt91 the usurper | |
Holy shit Amazon is at $1800? | Yup, I wasn't sure where that number came from myself so I checked it, $1822 today. That makes it something like the 6th most expensive in the world. Makes sense given their size/revenue etc, although you'd think some of the controversies around worker conditions would've stopped it from skyrocketing as much as it has | |
Yes. Do it do it do it | Why? Asking for a friend | |
You have to understand equity analysts aren't prophets. All they do is project out earnings growth over a long period of time, they cant apply too low of a multiple because the market is autistic and is willing to buy something 40x PE | >you have to understand | |
That makes sense, thanks. What instrument would you use for an underlying where you have some solid dd and aren't really concerned with assuming at exercise? Just long or short the underlying outright? | Tell us what you know and we’ll help you think of a plan | |
Big dick? Strong hands? Seems like you know more about Tom than most. | Broski founded thinkorswim, that's all you need to know. | |
seems a little simplistic | Maybe I’m wrong, but one day AMZN will quit growing. Then the bears will circle. | |
I own stonk so I dont really have a choice but I'm holding, not really worried. Still though, there's guys out there who would pay good money for the kind of after-hours ball stomping that bitch did today. | I will both pay good money for that ball stomping and continue to hold the stonk. I almost liquidated at 165 and wouldn’t have felt bad so...miss me with that 2-3 months of downturn crybaby shit. (RIP call holders tho. F) | |
Omg how'd you keep the hands steady during the hard times? | Drugs | |
This guy dildo's | This is an active investigation. I’m going to get to the bottom of every single one of those dildos, if it takes me all night! | |
Buy avgo calls... | Explain | |
wow you are out of touch. I am telling you there are billions of people who never seen a phone in their lives. | Are you sure about that? I thought I read something recently about how even people in the poorest of countries are equipped with smart phones. | |
That is actually not at all what is happening lol. | It's exactly what's happening. | |
Yeah that was my plan to keep fake trading until I have enough knowledge to not lose money | You're going to lose money, I promise you that. They key is to have more green days than red days long-term | |
Carlos Matos, is that you? | hey hey heyyyyyyyy | |
9/21? | Hell nah 7/20 looool | |
Who knows what it opens at and you have to calculate IV crush + theta. | That doesn’t change much. His puts have a $415 strike. | |
The Fibonacci machine told me | fib extensions are just abcd nothing special about the fib numbers, just use 50% and 100% | |
October calls free money? | How did earnings go? | |
I am 100% sure their management team has not considered any of those possibilities. | Not sure if serious but amazon is starting a shipping company to curb their dependency on postal companies. | |
I would really hope it the account is a lot bigger than that. 20% on a single FD is a bit silly. | He's doing ok [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8sjmd1/when\_your\_options\_heavy\_portfolio\_increases/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8sjmd1/when_your_options_heavy_portfolio_increases/) | |
I liked altered carbon as well but their budget for that must have been insane | Yea Altered Carbon was ok, but not as good as I was expected. Heck I liked Incoporated better and that got canned after one season. | |
MU hasn't had luck with lawsuits and the following market reaction recently. Do you have any idea of timeline for their suit of UMC in California? | I believe it goes to trial in September | |
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Already labelled as shit post. Am I hurt you so bad ? I just keep remind all people tariffs are very good. It bring along fair trade | Yes you hurt me bad | |
those premiums are heavy | I guess people are confident it will go back up | |
Holy fuck nice dude | Nice. | |
That doesn’t change much. His puts have a $415 strike. | Well it's at 150% right now. | |
This is the correct answer. PUT PUT PUT!! | today update: rip | |
7/20 65.50 calls. Hopefully the beat earnings then I'm rolling them into 7/27 vfc calls or dpz. | Just bought 7/20 62.50s for 2.00. Time to pray | |
but isn't that not what you want for options? | In a high IV, you sell premium. Low IV, you buy. | |
people have been chiseling in sunroofs as the temp has climbed to -15c for summer, structurally reckless. | Good lord. Talk about excess consumption. Are the sunroofs made of transparent ice? | |
I just read that they are well positioned to take advantage online sports betting since the federal ban was struck down. I'm in. What's your play? Shares or calls? | I'm shares, get the dividend along the way, and there's no worry of having them expire worthless. Since I'm a broke ass college student, I'm putting 2K in them. (My protfolio is only 6K lmao, 2K Disney, 2K regenron which I refuse to sell till they hit 500.) | |
Sanjay has to get on twitter and start calling Gandhi a rapist or something to get this stock pumped up | ubs and MS ARE FAKE NEWS | |
I tried the riblets too and they were also horrible. I have no idea what I expected from Applebee's.. | sadness? | |
AMZN also has an $880BB market cap with virtually the same PE and is equally as susceptible to competition as NFLX. Don't discount BABA. | But Amazon actually has growth avenues everywhere and huge revenues - not saying I'd buy here but it is a unicorn in that sense and that plenty are willing to put a ton of expectations on it is somewhat rational. Netflix is a nice little company that found a really nice niche but is running out of steam on the type of growth it depends on. They could find a way to grow I'm sure but there is almost no reason to place the same type of expectations on them. | |
Because fuck you | it's the (((market makers))) | |
That’s how much it would be worth if it had a normal P/E | Yeah, I mean it has a P/E of >250. But there's obviously more at play when it's the largest internet streaming company. | |
So which is dumbass. Long or short term. Admit it you don’t know shit and just wanted to gamble on a Chinese stock since I am pretty sure you missed out on IQ and the like 😂😂 | My reasons for going long Xiaomi at 16.61hkd are here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8yjekl/z/e2bcwe6 | |
Long or short? | Long the everliving fuck out of it | |
I’d double check | o | |
Yeah me too. Its called a credit card. Google it | You mean taking a loan to buy VISA calls ? You guys do that ? | |
I see it’s a guy. I just chose to use they? Is that.....okay? | that is not how it works | |
When are you looking to dump your 9/21s? | Depends on how post ER goes, but I’m looking at around 3-4 weeks before expiration. | |
Rat is a fine meal, clearly you've never watched Demolition Man. Be Well, Savagemaster | come here, I will take you to Taco Bell. | |
I'm still holding my 8/10 205 calls for HD not sure if I should sell for a nice gain or wait it out a bit. | I would sell personally and roll them out later | |
Good shit congratz, don’t blow it all on MU now | I feel like this rebound has run out of steam. Bought some cheap 7/20 355P. |
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