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Plz tell me I'm wrong. My calls are dying.
Sell and pick up the 90's for some dank gains.
You say that jokingly but it.... isn’t thatttt far from the truth
I wasnt saying it jokingly
Since last 3 bank earning FD all gone wrong. I decided not to play this one. Bank earning just gay all year. XLF FD never work on earning.
FDs don’t work in general no matter the stock
Selecting the appropriate mix of the Greeks and managing risk is the most time consuming component.
Care to elaborate?
there is a chance but it's smaller than my penis
Whoa, it's not quite *that* small.
Jeez. only have $1K to spend to add to positions...
Oh sorry, I think he meant all in $RAD.
This isn't even an FD, it's a gloryhole AIDS party
Yep.
wasnt pinned before
mods finally saw the light. Or were sick of shitposting at an all time high
Because the semi bussiness is so fucking easy , you take a hammer and some nails and you build memory.
No you buy large sheets of dangerous materials and put them through a machine. Enjoy being poor.
if you've still got that long to expiry and still believe in your strike but don't see it moving anytime soon use your leap as cover to to sell faggy d's and collect premium to make up for your loss instead of just holding and continuing to get your ass ripped out. I don't know what stonk you're talking about though so be careful if it just had a quick drop and is going to recover just as fast this is a good way to cuck yourself.
I like this idea actually
earnings per user is a metric?
Gotta milk every cow
Reddit
No, what app is that?
Average if like my life
6 inches = just about right
I was told acquiring tendies would be easy. ^^/s
Only if you're a good boy and do your homework
but it's literally not a nice car lmao...
Not if you live in orange county, then you and every 16 y/o high school girl has one.
Should be hoodinrob
Hood robbin’
So, 8/10 do recommend?
Yes
I don't think it's over, I'd ditch august and september
its overreaction . Switches are not phones , you cant just rip out switches from your network and replace it with another vendor and that too with a product which is completely new to the market .
7/27 $134 calls, currently up 50% since June 11 when I bought them.
How'd you arrive at that call?
i suck at option trading so i just buy and hold until it is green now.
I suck at option trading too so basically I just throw money into the void
Suuuuuuure you don’t
Damn bro can't even afford a civic, what kind of people are we letting in here?
Ah, but I too was joking
Serious trading discussions only please.
well it sold off last ER too, so maybe it'll pop again.
I think it will. You think it's an accident it got downgraded today? They're leading emmy nominations. They have the subscribers. All this day is doing is giving you a free 2.5% move to the upside when earnings come in if you were in a position to buy the dip.
I just bought some 250s same expiration.
Jan 220
So the market can go up or down? Got it!
You forgot sideways, try doing some DD next time, gosh
Yes and so what? I will work for 20 more years. Hold stocks and nothing happens. Might take a while to recover but you can’t time the market. If you are 60 and about to retire hen yes it’s s dumb move to put money in market but 30 with good cash flow? Nah I And you will be fine
I agree with you with the shares. I am questioning your calls, which is highly dependent on conditions at the time.
This movie is criminally under represented in this sub, glad you agree
What movie?
At least it wasn’t 1,000
For real. My real autism lies in AAPL 8/17 195-210s
No, what app is that?
Reddat
The second u buy puts. Someone going to buy them out
That’s my fear haha
WELP
You're in my thoughts my dude, Jesus
More big tiddy goth gfs per capita. Easily drives prices higher
Most strip clubs per capita too
how do i invest in water?
buy it then sell it.
Seriously considering going all in on leaps
So boring but so inevitably tendieful
That's crazy you made money on FAST
selling put = bullish. so yes, of course he made tons on FAST
Ignoring the 'start', have you forgotten the queen of WSB, Lisa Su?
>wsb
It's a copypasta
ban em'
Shut up dipshit, you don't have any money either Reddit warrior.
And here we see how quick the communist drops the mask.
Prequel meme on Wall Street bets? A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
From my point of view, the market makers are evil
That's what you get for trying to make money off bankers
every earnings quarter for banks, we get the same type of posts. I don't get what people expect, for them to beat and moon (atypical) or for them to beat and to trade down as people sell off or flatline? (typical)
W
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Yes as long as you get filled below the width of the spread
People have said this is impossible. Is that true?
Selling premium is the only way to go.
I need 100 shares, which i dont have, to sell premium. Can you help me learn what low risk, high probability of profit spreads I can do on robinhood please? Thanks again.
Yes my 7/20 440 calls needs all the help it can get LOL
Lol you ded
Johnny Gentle is Trump prove me wrong
No but seriously.
Option 3. Baghold. It is only realized once you sell.
Not if it's in options. Those expire dawg.
Shady = good, because you make more money. Cookie + snack companies sell one of the most harmful drugs to comsumers (sugar) and it's made bank. It's why Buffett loves snack + fast food
Sold
I think that’s a really important question, and it really depends on the trader. Everyone’s perception of uncertainty in the market is a little different.
to the $MUUUUN!!!
Ha, I am thinking 270 into earnings.
Aggressive. Although when i bought msft calls i thought 105 was only likely on an earnings beat and theyre there a week early.
Oh god February. What a blood bath.
I chose the perfect month to take my stonk winnings and fly to Chile to live 14,000 feet above sea level and not have access to internet for impulse FD buying
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now.
We're talking about trading not trees you idiot!
Ya I’m with you I just wanted to rattle this off while fresh in my head. Need to carve through the Fed operations more. Looking at net QT of 37.8b for 2nd half of July. Credit @barton_options on twitter
Damn nice quality post OP. Definitely, please do a followup on Sunday.
lol how are you going to live in a sub 400k house for your entire life? That's like a reasonable 4 BR 3 BA in any decent city.
Also two double wides
It's the consecutive good trades I want. If I could get two or three 30 percent gains I'd be buttery. But its always 30 up then 30 down
Sell the 30 up then
Just buy enough shares until they give you one for free
I wish this was a thing
The key is to always be cheap, why Buffett still spends less than $5 on breakfast at Mcd aha
I have a bogo card, I beat Buffett's return by 100% at the Golden Arches
That would be retarded, but who knows. It would basically own the world at that point.
Amazon does run the world dude food, pharmacy, same day delivery, and drone programs. What else can you ask for
Title aside, why do their ratings matter? Does their scale of investment make a big enough difference to the health of stocks.
They said the stock isn't worth buying so some people stopped buying it.
No you buy large sheets of dangerous materials and put them through a machine. Enjoy being poor.
I think you are underestimating the complexity of making cips at nanomilimeter scale.
It’s just Mel Gibson in a tin foil hat.. he’s immune to losses
I've lost $500 so far
You fucking leave $T alone...shit needs to get to 32
It’ll get there if I buy some puts
The usual way to proft of a bankruptcy is shorting it or buying puts, but it's Tesla so it might go up once they're bankrupt.
True fuckery.
Stock losses are only temporary...FDs are forever.
Tell that to people who bought GE since 2000 anytime except for the 2009 dip or investors holding the Nikkei since the 80s or any company that went bankrupt really.
SEC is going to block a raise as long as this Martin Tripp thing is going on. Elon done goofed
That's just the dumbest thing I've ever read anywhere, and I'm on WSB.
cant steal from amazon stores, at least not this way. Plus - as you say - if you did find a way, Bezos would take you out assault style.
Yeah, so would Papa Elon
Dems have been trying to impeach him since before he was even inaugurated, it's just not gonna happen unless he fucks up yuuuge. A blurb or tweet here and the ain't shit
The impeachment depends on the mid term elections, i.e. if there will be an attempt to impeach, it will be early 2019.
1% quarterly growth... 148b of debt to 30b of cash...up 3% in 1 year. No thanks. Shit will implode next credit crisis.
Double down DD
Isn't that way less power efficient/lower throughput than purpose-made networking chips that can do everything at wire speed?
It probably does use more power but the computes can be used for other purposes: containers, vms, etc. Switches are probably still quicker in layer 2 (although I've seen articles where where Linux switches with NIC offloading can be just as fast) where ASICs can handle the easy task of sending data from Mac address to Mac address. Layer 3 gets more complicated and usually switches have to use cpu cycles to resolve routing, this is where the Gap is closed.
i would probably eat anna kendrick's butthole.
https://old.reddit.com/r/annakendrick/comments/8yba3o/a_simple_favor_new_poster/
If that was the case, then it still wouldn't be growing now. Phones and tablets are all still around now. No, lack of innovation for years lead to people not purchasing new PCs and new innovation has spurred growth. Look at any chart of PC sales from Ivy Bridge (around 2012) until Sky Lake / Ryzen (2017) and you'll see where the spike of sales occurred.
Yeah I don't think so... What average person knows anything about their cpu besides i5/i7?
Trading options nigga!
I got kids to feed
lol I bought a couple shares of NVDA at 36 because I thought they had growing revenue from the PC aspect of their business. I still did up until today. You just ruined my bragging rights.
If that's why you bought NVDA, you never had bragging rights.
Maybe... let's check back here on Friday.
RemindMe! 5 days
The stonk
What stonk?
So you posted a post talking shit about the definition of yolo and was autistic enough to label this discussion as *yolo* .....
On top of that a robot actually told him what YOLO means.
Historical evidence shows dividend stocks outperform the rest of the market.
options traders*
*respect from another 30 yo who cant yolo my college tuition money* 👊🏼
Same
When the oil company was making a lot of money because the price of oil was high?
That, and the dot com bubble. Also the little mini crash with IBM at the start.
if you like HBO you like huge cocks
So.... all of this sub?
Theta is at -.03
You’re good dude
Exactly. Want a keypad so badly? Get a USB accessory.
What a fantastic idea! Why didn't I think of it earlier? Thanks bro
So dumb but i actually just burst out laughing.
Yeah, it's going to $950 lol
There's nothing wrong with margin, and you're crippling your capabilities without it. Just don't be stupid.
I never said there was anything wrong with margin. I personally know that I would take a margin account, especially a RH margin account, and drive it to the fucking ground, so I won't do it.
Data on this stock is solid and I'm surprised it's as cheap as it is given the phase 2 results for NASH cirrhosis and the other stuff in the pipeline. Got about 10k in stock and, if it pulls back more, I'm increasing position with calls if the price is right, o/w more stock :) I'll see you guys in the celebration thread later !
I agree 100%. I'll be sure to post something of celebratory nature when this thing goes :)
I do I get ghosted, so I’m switching up my play...err rather adding to it.
This is probably the worst possible place on the internet to ask for advice with girls.
So it's 26k ish a year for the terminal? Do you pay monthly or is it prepay for a year at a time? Is it a software they send you, or some kind of hardware involved? Would you say it's worth getting?
He has it at work or if he is a poor fag at uni
Buying into =/= buying
Can you explain the difference between buying into a stock and buying a stock?
He didnt know you could see volume before you bought, once he bought it was too late and he was fucked. Tried to sell and basically bid himself down further
Prime wsb material
If that's why you bought NVDA, you never had bragging rights.
He can brag he’s American where tripping on your dick is a god given right.
I've invested 32K in the last three years, all time high was $330K, sitting on $220K now. It's brutal because I have my 10 year highschool reunion coming up, got all this cash but live at my parents place scrounging money for stocks (I do pay rent and buy them stuff). Frustrating to look like a bum. I'm still hoping for my weedstocks to pay off.
So you hope to look less like a bum buying weedstocks?
Wow awesome great trade!
It was a crazy week. Just happy to get out alive man
And maybe one day you’ll get to real money too “bud”. 45 isn’t a lot for a portfolio
Never said it was but if you look above I wasn’t the one throwing shade to begin with
Using a laptop for gaming? Filthy peasantry!
Friend of mine bought a gaming laptop, overheats like a piece of shit and costed way too much
He probably just didn't lie well enough when he applied. I know Schwab lets you do equity-secured puts at level 1.
Is there a difference between cash secured and equity secured? I’m at schwab level one.
cuckery is the word you're looking for, jim.
you'd know all about cuckery, wouldn't you
options traders*
yolos*
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Truly the aristotle of our generation
What things do you suggest to buy?
Boeing, before after and during earnings
my point is selling a call won’t add much more bp requirements unless you’re much more farther otm than the put you’re selling
Yep, you're absolutely right (just tried a few different examples to convince myself). BP effect is pretty much the same on a single short put or on a short strangle. So again -- I can't really understand the desire to only write a directional short before earnings. To each his own.
You mean professional traders don't drag their fingers across a tiny line all day like fucking bonobo apes?
Holy shit I exploded coffee out of my face while reading this