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a truly rare specimen | Not as rare as you'd think, which is why I made the profit flair and am flair nazi-ing it. I think there's more good content here than people realize. | |
huh, really eh. I find most of my friends don't game at all, and those that do are filthy fucking casuals who play on ps4 | your friends are poor | |
this seems more reasonable to me actually. | I agree, except that it's ambiguous. I'd prefer 'X number of trades = daytrading' | |
Fighter of the straight man | #a-AA-AAAAAAAH | |
Not even you? | Awwww 😄😄😍 | |
ubs and MS ARE FAKE NEWS | You're not wrong | |
Better than Enron’s | I'd better load up if you put it that way. | |
This is a FD. If anybody ever wanted a definition of FD -- this is it. | I see “FD” everywhere, and all i know it to mean is “fixed deposit.” Is there another meaning that my Neanderthal brain can’t use context clues to conclude? | |
Same, bought shares before earnings and then averaged down. Broke even today but wishing i had bought calls. | Bought the dip this morning, made 50%. Meh, could have made more if i had bought sooner and more contracts. | |
I’m not displaying my autism from yesterday | The real answer is always in the comments | |
Hopefully tanks FB so I can buy again. | Me too | |
Lol not enough for me to cover commissions | Rh? | |
probably shouldn't but tax free tendies are the best tendies | Are realized gains perpetually tax free until you move them out of the TFSA? Or do you only get up to the maximum contribution amount each year? | |
Nice | Nice | |
*Slaps lid of instant pot* you can fit so many tendies in this bad boy. | this is the truest use of the meme yet. It will FUCK UP anything you put in there. doesn't even have to be food. | |
Yes you're right- The ones on the space station dieded for real, but correct me if I'm wrong here, the ones on Earth at those rape/murder motels were implied to be resurrected in the future, just not necessarily in a desirable body | Implied tho. Didn't happen.4.real tho | |
nice | nice | |
Typo = fake news. lol | Because this is the only time in history when WSJ ran fake news. \*cough\* \*pewdiepie\* \*cough\* | |
I usually just hold til they're worthless | eh 5k is too much to hold as a loss especially if its weekly. | |
They're working with them to say that they're working with them -- not because it's actually useful. | Smart businesses make moves that make financial sense short or long term... | |
Probably still gets food stamps and drives a 98 civic | r/personalfinance fully erect | |
Yes | That’s a good r/inclusiveor | |
Dude I just woke up and reading this made my dick so hard I thought I was dreaming. | Awww shit 30.01. Basically nailed it | |
Just got a new card that’s 0% for 17 months. You better believe I’ll max that out by then | I was going to say, open a balance transfer card to dump it to if it wasn’t 0 already. | |
It's exactly what's happening. | yeah if you ignore big dick uncle sam taking 15% of that shit, that's exactly what's happening | |
I will both pay good money for that ball stomping and continue to hold the stonk. I almost liquidated at 165 and wouldn’t have felt bad so...miss me with that 2-3 months of downturn crybaby shit. (RIP call holders tho. F) | Holy hell were you right | |
Pretty much. Options, especially on this sub, are typically those in which the options contract is applied to a stock or stock index, but at the big wig corporate/institutional league, options are traded on all kinds of securities not just stocks. Bonds, foreign currencies, your dog, your disgusting clown porn collection- these can all be traded with options. | Interesting. Thanks! | |
Holy hell were you right | About the ball stomping thing? Yeah man...check it out! And thank God. | |
Get in early cause ER next Friday | i don't think I'd be able to sleep well writing covered calls on these even going all the way to $32 | |
It isn't about the beat that will make AMZN tank or rocket, it's what else is in the plan. I'm guessing everyone knows they will beat estimates, people are now betting on further growth and what they're planning to take over next. | This. People only care about guidance | |
Were those mu 90s? | 65s and 70s my man | |
Why is Amat gonna dip? | AMAT has been in a dip since May, but it's bouncing off low. | |
yeah if you ignore big dick uncle sam taking 15% of that shit, that's exactly what's happening | The only way you can save that %15 is if you lose your money. | |
$3-4,000; not 3-4,000$. | Split at $4 is reasonable, I agree | |
time to wagecuck another day | DINNER RUSH INCOMING, MAN THE FRYERS!!! | |
F | U | |
If you need a metric to tell you that AMZN could increase earnings more readily than NFLX could, you are in the wrong profession/hobby. | Not comparing Netflix to amazon. Just wondering what ways amazon can use to expand its net margins because from what I see in its financial statements it’s not just a simple “oh we’ll just stop investing in growth and turn on the profits”. | |
What is a call? | *one of us, one of us* | |
Rock hard. Hold through the day tomorrow? | I don't know I'm kind of paranoid I literally went all in on CSX so I'm contemplating just selling it open instead of blowing up my portfolio LOL | |
nice | nice | |
Look for stocks that have fallen rapidly, do DD to see if its an overreaction. Buy in low, or buy long calls. Profit. | Second this. | |
Fuck off with that shit | General Assholi | |
It's money out of shareholders pockets to pay lawyers for something that has zero actual impact on shareholder returns. | What do you mean by that? Does split cost a lot of money? Thanks. | |
Something something my dick | Like anyone would put that near their mouth. | |
Microsoft is the business. Ol faithful. | Msft and V may not buy you a yacht. But I’m on my way to a really nice row boat. | |
Nice, did you try to buy it though? I can see Xiaomi and set a limit buy, but once I go to preview order the error pops up. | I didn't have funds available on IPO day but bought it on the second day | |
It's not a dignified job but someone has to tard wrangle. | Do you need to be autistic to join? | |
Lol they bought sandisk which makes.... | Make me a list of new products launched since then. | |
What? | don't count your eggs before they hatch, your gonna jinx your profits | |
you could make it a rule to sell before eod or use stop losses (mental or otherwise) if youre thinking about trading fds. waiting for a losing position to turn green because it “has to come back eventually” is a shitty strategy in my experience..also you made good gains already so i dont know why you have to yolo your whole account every trade anymore, risk management will save your ass and let you trade another day when you get burned | Solid advice. Thanks. Eventually I'll probably get burned but the plan now is to keep the stakes extremely high. I'd like to be at 100k at least by the end of the year | |
Affirmative | Can you elaborate? (How should I know about these? I'm retarded!) | |
G | G | |
Did you look at their share price? | I did the same thing netflix bro did - asked 7 people. | |
Ouch ... this is so close but tempting. How much were they | $0.42 at close, I think. | |
Probably because I'm a greedy tard | Hopefully the IV crush doesn't shove a rod up our assholes | |
Because it was up 37.64% today probably. | It just went down as much two weeks ago | |
Still haven’t recovered from that fateful day | Just got back from it today. Thanks ADBE! Can't believe I didn't play NFLX though... | |
7/20 $90c free money | Oooh that one guy is gonna be mad if he sees this | |
And you decide then really on the edge... then boom! camera cuts to the shot from behind where you only see the guy’s ass and his balls clanking around. I mean come on?? Who wants that?? Why would I want to see the guy’s balls banging against the other guy’s balls? | A+ plot twist | |
I had 1.5 mil with margin that’s 3 mil. Got over extended when sfix ran up about 30% in a single week. | 3 million invested in dividend stocks averaging 5% is 150k per year. Why are you doing such risky trades? What is your objective? | |
340k is money I’ve saved over the last 5 years working 1-4 jobs at a time. Had an awesome year last year and ended with a net profit of 480 on a starting bal of 230. This year was goin good... was up 850k in feb then lost 1.1 mil. Made about 900k back up until I entered shorts on sq and sfix now I’m down about 200k from where I ended last year. | I would love to see your trade history. I bet you're right about a lot of the positions and just missed the timing. | |
USOU is where it's at | This. Jan 2019 Leaps | |
Yeah I can understand that. The reason it plummeted recently was they announced they were acquiring a software company $ca for a %20 premium. I personally believe that the sell off was an over reaction. | Yes but CA is actually a trash tier company. | |
I’m reasonable - $40m is good enough for me | I'll say fuck you to anyone for $30mil | |
... and reposition with 3% OTM ones | and double the position cost | |
Yeah there is definitely a lot of danger with this stock in the, 'but this time is different' storyline. I mean, you have said it yourself a few times: MU is 80-90% Big Boi owned. It's pretty volatile, but there's money to be made on these swings, too. I honestly thought it would be $60+ right now, $70 after the next ER, \~$75 in Jan. '19. I think that could still happen... but it could also swing between $45 and $65 for another 3 years... | I was 100% going to buy puts this last ER and then I didn't, so dumb | |
I'm still down 18%, despite today's gainz. | STFU I'm still down 74% | |
I was waiting for someone to comment this | What’s the point in even buying 1 share | |
haha, you could actually cancel the deposit in RH I think if you closed the position same day | Sounds illegal but I’m doing this tomorrow | |
N | K | |
This...13% drop after hours and no bounce the next day? They'd have to find a satanic altar in the HQ to make that happen. | The dip was well deserved with those numbers but Netflix has no viable competitor so holding for the long term feels like a better idea. | |
I’ve been working 14 hours a day for 7 years straight. | good for you! my respect. | |
yeah... who would do that... | Haha I realized what I wrote after I wrote it, but no one caught it until you! | |
Instructions unclear. Bought Doge $50 by 7/20 | Selling $50 dodge calls 7/20 at $0.78 you heard it here folks. Buy now! | |
Way to be a douche about it. Just because it can be extended doesn’t mean it will be. | RemindMe! In 16 years about giving /u/pictocube all my earthly possessions in the case that Madsen is released on time. | |
Benefit of being up over 150%, a 5% dip doesn't hurt and selling would cost you more because of taxes if your in short term tax and up a ton you have to expect a 30% reduction to buy back in at the same amount after taxes, makes holding dips way easier | This. | |
Start lookin for a yacht | CSX up 4% pre-market! Sweetballs, dude! I'm prolly gonna make like $150 or something | |
Depends on the run up for me. I'll sell if IQ hits 50 prior to earnings. I can't imagine their growth is less than ridiculous, considering June alone was 260% YoY itself. Not looking anywhere near overbought right now either. | What the day is the ER? | |
I’ll be closing mine ASAP, cause I have no balls | Yeah me too. Green is green. Not going to try to optimize anything. 100% should be more than enough. XD | |
But I like that 4,444 number so much. I need so at least a few more money for 5,555 shares | wouldn't it be 55,555 shares? | |
Please fuck off | Please flair this comment | |
Solid advice. Thanks. Eventually I'll probably get burned but the plan now is to keep the stakes extremely high. I'd like to be at 100k at least by the end of the year | !Remind me 12/31 search local homeless shelter to rescue microvirus from immense poverty. | |
It will dip on earnings. | what's your thinking behind that? | |
How the hell are you able to comment? | maybe since it's his thread? | |
But what if it works my dude? | If Amazon drops enough to make puts valuable, we're in for another wsb recession. | |
Yeah but i feel like there is a pretty big difference between going there to bang hookers and going there to bang children. I'm pretty sure the non-underaged hooker scene is pretty big there. I don't really see the big deal with banging hot adult thai girls. Going to bang 12 year olds on the other hand... | There most certainly is, and there’s hookers everywhere - and yes in Thailand they’re cheap and especially plentiful - but one has to face a special sort of stigma (and a long flight) going there for...just regular ol hookers? | |
How did you get it fixed? Or did it just show the correct number at open? | I believe it corrected itself at open the next day. | |
Not everyone is 15 like you bucko. | Sowwwwwwyyyyy | |
Sounds illegal but I’m doing this tomorrow | 'I'm sorry, I have misinterpreted the rules' | |
Is interest charged monthly or yearly? | Not sure, haven't paid attention other than watching my balance grow | |
I thought that it being terrible was the funny part. | oh in this context its funny - but just so many people touting it lately. anyways nbd. | |
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/duediligence.asp | No don't tell him | |
I was under the impression Robinhood didn't give out options to new accounts immediately. So you're saying you opened an account and began trading options and immediately? While having no experience what so ever? | They don't give options until you ask, but experience is irrelevant. | |
flair: faggotry | New flair idea | |
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/jim-cramer-doesnt-beat-the-market-2016-05-13 | 'While the fund outperformed the 500-member index in the years leading up to the 2008 financial crisis—which Hartley said was partially a reflection of the fund’s previous inclusion of small-cap companies and growth stocks that were outperforming during the pre-recession bull run—**things have gotten worse since 2011, with Action Alerts Plus falling 9.5% in that year, when the S&P 500 was unmoved. It rose just 1.3% in 2014, versus an 11.4% increase for the S&P, the study found.'** | |
I feel like u fail to realize that the infrastructure that amazon has built the last 10 years is crazy, if u want to compete against them it would take years to catch up. | it would take years assuming Jeff Bezos just hit the brakes, which he'd never do. Until we hit some singularity of zero, nobody will ever come close to Bezos' machine. | |
@ what entry price? | No idea | |
BINGO... | I'm in with you for exactly 1% the amount haha | |
Yup. I work with VoIP for my job and dispatchers are mostly understanding. important that you clarifies your whiteness tho, then they can verify your privilege points and all is good. | What if you’ve recently been to the beach and are slightly tan? Should I start using a sun umbrella to maintain full privilege points? | |
I'll have to ask a few dozen daddies for that type of 'loan' | More like a few hundred thousand. |
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