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If Musashi isn't similar to Masoyoshi then fuck me, right? | Can't tell if you're fucking with me but The Art of War was written by Sun Tzu. Musashi wrote The Book of Five Rings. | |
Some folks on the team have their own, but they are much more important than me. I share one. | Same here sadly lol | |
$380 | Oh wow. So you're like some kind of liar. That's cool | |
earning so good they cant wait to announce it, all in on FD | or earnings so bad they want everyone to ignore it | |
Partly that, but he also wanted to get the other auto manufacturers' research in line with his battery tech. The idea was to lock everyone into the Tesla/Panasonic battery factory and charging stations. Not a bad plan, imo, but still doesn't make sense of TSLA's retarded valuation. | No one uses his battery design. All other auto manufacturers use pouch or prism cells. Tesla uses cylindrical. | |
Also, he's a world class diver in a place where there's a lot of diving | *caver | |
Where do you think we are? | A place where we use every opportunity to make money, regardless of the chances of success. Following that logic, not using margin is dumb. | |
Buy some and see what happens | Valid approach if you could do it in parallel universes. | |
Links or shut up | Make sure to collect all your tears, so you can use it as lube for your dildo. | |
Yep, that's us... The little ones in the back. Those big boys up front, well, those masterminds got Ally savings accounts. | Really tho, just considering average of all wsb trades what are the chances ROI will be greater compared to say Ally Savings for a $100K invested . | |
Trade wars are good and easy to win | El-Erian supported Trump's initiatives and put out empirical evidence to suggest the US is ahead and will stand to benefit the most. | |
I just wanted to see what other people thought. \_(ツ)_/¯ | *Needing other people's opinions because you can't read emotional queues* | |
But makes Africans look terrible | Africans make Africans look terrible. | |
i got a fear boner | A phobia and a fetish. Very nice | |
iPhone sales have already become stagnant. It’s why so many reports are bearish. Services are under predicted and not given enough attention/credit. Services will easily increase over your 30% prediction and I see if becoming the bulk during quarters of no new iPhone’s . | Revenue from hardware is being saved by increase in average sales price.Smartphones in general are stagnant for the past few years | |
Well plus we get some outliers like that user with bit in his name who spends all his time shitposting about musk | If Elon Musk can spend 50% of his time shitposting I can spend 150% of my time shitposting. That's just simple math. | |
It's just hard to predict because it really sold off hard during the correction and although it is a pretty strong company, there are a lot of stocks that are attractive right here and even if you crush earnings it's not a guarantee you see the returns unless you are FANG or some other momentum trade. I will probably sell some before the call just because i bought a little too much of the dip and I came out ahead. The cash might be useful during these next couple of days. | It did which is why I expect a bounce back, this ER could really make or break them. With their products in the pipeline and good financials I could see it climbing back up. They also have fda news this week | |
It's basically just a backdoor way for rich people to funnel more money into their ROTH IRA by selling and buying the same option in different accounts, you probably wouldn't understand. | uh.. you should probably spend some more time thinking about what you just wrote. | |
Are there other versions? | Smoll tiddy goth girls | |
He can't help that. He is a creator not a CEO. The company needs a good CEO who Elon has to beg money from to keep him on a leash. Elon shouldn't be in-front of a microphone. | You want to know why SpaceX does well? Because Gwynne Shotwell is an absolute fucking unit at the helm and she knows exactly how to stroke Daddy Elon's ego to keep him busy doing space coke and fucking hookers in astronaut suits so he stays out of her hair. | |
I've actually been a PC guy for years too lol. It's just that AMDs for cucks. | Tell that to ryzen | |
I remember hitting 14 times in 6 hours back in the glory days of middle school. | You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers | |
a-cola? | Call options on KO. | |
ARE YOU SAYING ELON IS NOT A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN? A TRUE INSPIRATION TO US ALL?! | BITCH DON'T PUT THAT GOD INTO A TRADITIONAL GENDER | |
Meh, half the DDs in this sub are fake. | So one is real and one is fake? | |
I think so. I feel violated from watching this. | I was just so unprepared for it, you know? | |
*opens mouth* | Flair checks out. | |
So in addition to being an absolute piece of shit, he's also a cuck? | Apparently. I expect a cringy, whiny apology is coming soon. | |
Okay done what’s next? | Get a fan without a blade guard turn it on and make it start rotating, take out your penis and place it in the path of the fan. Wait for results. | |
When you had and held FDs, it sure felt like a dip | Lol | |
A | C | |
Bezos is an angel of pain. He feeds off of the sweat and tears of his employees, and at the agony of shareholders across the globe. This will only make him stronger. | Strong Market, got it. Amzn 1900c FDs it is | |
Buy puts on AMZN. I know you won’t | Buying puts will get him off easy. He should sell uncovered calls | |
I mean it literally says the breakeven right there, how are people this retarded? | Do you know what sub this is? | |
He has to understand | We're a profitable nation. | |
for real. if i read a little bit every time i'm in the bathroom i might finish it before i die. | No snot in my nose after these two comments. It’s all in my coffee. | |
To this day I still can't tell if that sub is for real or just memeing | it's a roleplay subreddit, similar to https://www.reddit.com/r/enlightenedbirdmen/ | |
Tell me your nationality and I will tell some 'truths' about you as well. | I'm American (Italian, German heritage) | |
D | A | |
'Statistics' is all just bullshit and nothing much to fool gullible people. | You're an idiot. | |
Russia is not the enemy the EU and the criminal banking cartels are | People believe this bullshit? | |
Yeah I agree with this. I'll likely dump before November | Dumb political ads will still be bought. Question is can they open new rev streams through research and acquisitions | |
He truly is timeless. | When you get so old that you can't look any older, you're truely timeless. | |
[China will grow larger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPH9iKpM-fk) | this explains all the ghost cities | |
At least you can buy those nowadays | Pretty hard to make that profitable tho. | |
Which is, in turn, [is based off real life](https://youtu.be/PN-vUaawaF8) | Holy shit. | |
What do you mean he hasn’t? Basically everything he has made can kill people. His cars already do. | One jackass decides to watch Harry Potter instead of paying attention to the self driving automobile he’s in and gets his shit pushed in by an 18 wheeler, and suddenly self driving cars are bloodthirsty monsters that kill people on their own. Let’s compare that to the ratio for accidents caused by human drivers directly. | |
México ETF is “EWW” jajaja | Jajajaja | |
Uhhh summer time is not the time people are staying in. That would be winter time. | Have you experienced 90+ weather with 70% humidity hell no am I going outside. | |
Is there like a good thing to look at to help investing for people who have no idea what they're doing? | Look at basically anything but this sub. | |
fair. i was tuned in to see if there was anything said to affect the energy, defense, or cybersecurity sectors since those are hot topics between US/Russia. it's over now so i'll keep it to myself | If you have any long Lockheed position they just landed a big pentagon deal, should be good. | |
Wtf does your friend do? | Cocaine probably | |
With theta / IV drop, it still ended up being better to sell. Calls are 30% lower than what I sold them for | It's that time decay that I hate with calls. At least with selling puts the time is counting down to appreciation and profit. | |
ITM options with more than a month til expire. Please. You couldve made money on most of these. | Yeah I could have, if I knew what I was doing. | |
Cant run though... He's South African | The god emperor can run if he wants. If we Call him our leader we will change the law to allow him to rule | |
so he isnt one of us lol | We the broke boys in this scenario. | |
Hold strong their earning report isnt for 3 weeks, as long as you didnt go with FD's youre fine | My calls expire aug 03.. ;| | |
Port of Miami? | Montauk NY actually | |
lol I’m actually gonna have to take some out to buy tires for my Jeep. Like if you look in my post history I posted a pic of a tireless Jeep. Someone stole ‘em so those locking lugs are gonna be the way to go this time. | Damn dude. Where do you live? Sounds rough. | |
Same as her pussy, shredded. | ayyyy lmao | |
China numba 1! | This isnt PUBG | |
It was up. Now it's down. Less than 9k volume. Let's see at open. | I really hope WW3 happens tomorrow so SIGA can generate revenue for call holders | |
Amen to that | You end up selling? | |
The dog probably has the least negative portfolio | When in doubt, always follow the dog. | |
What | [Gavin Belson](https://youtu.be/30WTWkFe910?t=08s), CEO of Hooli | |
Always the golden question. I sold too early last week. Imma have stronger hands this time, but shooting for 100% unless I feel it can go even higher. If it stays moving up fast I'll hold out, but I'm getting at least 50% here for sure | You sell? | |
Strong Market, got it. Amzn 1900c FDs it is | 🧐 | |
Already down to $369 lmao | 350 | |
RIP friend | Thanks. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes I guess. | |
It's not like they also own fucking AWS and can allocate more ressources to their main website | Yeah it's pretty unacceptable for Amazon. Their website is run on aws and basically should have 99.999% uptime. I got puts when it happened and Amazon did fall around 3pm. Not sure if it was related to this. I already sold my puts because I do think that they will go up in the long term. | |
But how do we know when the knife is done falling? | On a long enough time horizon, does it really matter? Profit's profit. | |
Nah, Bohemian Grove is a buncha rich dudes. Ain't none of those here. Super gay, yes, but not the first WSB meet up. | I thought this sub was where redditors went to pretend they were Musk for an afternoon while they lost $10,000 on amazon stock trying to buy a yacht with tendie money? | |
Sweet Jesus | $ROPE | |
Actually I do have some call verticals sold for 7/20 | RIP | |
actually, my name's Pat. | You sir have seen some Pat. | |
Can't wait to check back here in 4 hours | LOL | |
lol everyone knows the grammys isn't a big circle jerk and the actual viewers of the shows get to vote on the awards, oh wait i forgot I'm thinking of the teen choice awards. | True I’m dead | |
Yea I still haven't gotten in... what strike? | 7/20 65.50 calls. Hopefully the beat earnings then I'm rolling them into 7/27 vfc calls or dpz. | |
It’s up +$10 today and sitting at ATHs how the hell do you pull that off? | These are the questions I ask myself.. | |
r/pfjerk | thank you for the most generous gift. | |
i work in cloud computing, it's not load. there's a technical issue. their phone app is down too. | Fixed. | |
mine expires aug 17, Im feeling alright. | I have 7/27 and and 8/03..just hoping they crush earnings or have the runup of a century, esp after this nflx drop | |
Or do I buy puts right now? | shorting NFLX is a long term disaster | |
And like inflation, doing nothing isn't free either... | 'Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!' -Through the Looking-Glass (Alice in Wonderland sequel) | |
They don’t have to cancel the deal on the 25th, that’s a proposed date. | They could extend, but NXP has been in a limbo waiting for the takeover. Why wouldn't they pursue an End Date Termination and collect the $2B? Wouldn't that be just as advantageous at this point? | |
Time Warner still runs HBO. It was a merger... also HBO has fatter margins than NFLX. | Does NFLX \*have\* margins? | |
About $180k less than if they held. | In 2009 the economy wasn't so hot, so they probably did the right thing. | |
he didn't read CNBC | FOX\* | |
It sucks because I really wanted to play a straddle but shit is too expensive. Certainly not gonna touch this. | We'll see how it opens, but it looks like a straddle would have paid off. | |
Hahahahaha | Well I'll be damned. | |
No, it won't. | Ok lol, this didn't age well. | |
you're not smart | They could be leaps. | |
If I could answer that, I'd be too busy doing blow with Buffett to see this post. However, on a serious note, I personally believe that BAC will lose momentum as all the call and shareholders sell to secure minimal losses or even gain. | Yeah i set a trailing limit that hit lol | |
I expect this to be our subreddit wallpaper by end of day. | God I love a good ole hard bull market .... | |
The nonbelievers. They will not enjoy our post ER beat tendies with us. | IV crush. | |
What's the expiry | oct | |
Take $100,000 that I could diversify into real estate, multiple stocks, bonds, mutual funds, and entrepreneurship’s or 10% stock of a company that was 7 years from its IPO. Nike was profitable at the time but the two sponsorship deals one with the NCAA and one with Jordan that made Nike what it is today we’re over a decade away. That’s not even mentioning that the sports boom of today was not predictable in the 70s. It wasn’t a sure bet by any stretch of the imagination. | yeah that or just spend it on a tonne of coke and heroin so you die happy before you can spend all of it 🤔 | |
Are you saying that You need to make >$100K to afford a $500 emergency? That's moronic. | That's not at all what I'm saying. I'm saying people over that income range tend to have more money tied-up in savings, investments, etc. | |
All jokes aside I wonder how much of Robinhood's money comes from hooking up broke ass people with margin accounts and then doing a margin call with huge fines when they go yolo on some shit stock. | no they make the money front-running transactions with the second level data. they also make a spread of 5% on all 'market' orders. so always use limits | |
Why spend money for no growth, when you could just have used that CA money to pay back shareholders and spend on capex/research (growth)? | They aren't following a tech paradigm that's for sure. |
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