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JD has been fucking me in the ass for the past month. | I’ve been adding, don’t see much downside at this price, ready for a bounce, oversold | |
I stopped dumping money into fucking MU options and what a surprise I stopped hemorrhaging tendies everywhere. | I've learned this the hard way as well. Sticking to MU stocks for now. | |
Well, do that AND have monster tariffs, and don't pay for your own defense. Thanks America! | \^ this. | |
I couldn't hold on so I day traded both too, if anything I made a few thousand from the fds so things could be worse! Try not to hold too long and capitalise your profits, that lesson hurts too bad skemtiems. | Yep, sold for break even when it was up 190% yesterday. That hurt but at least I didn’t lose money | |
Our economy is better than ever while Europe stagnates :D | Not because of Trump, but, yes, definitely. | |
maybe since it's his thread? | So if you get banned you can still respond to yourself? | |
Turning $230 into $610 ain’t too shabby | Well done, we got the bump we needed. Looking at $CP for today, possibly | |
A lot of people piss on Obama around here, but I think that he had the balls and vision to go against his own base for both the TPP and the TTIP. I legit don’t understand the dumb ass reasons against them we lost increased market access and a real chance to swing away from a Chinese manufacturing dependency. | Cause people are fucking stupid and they were complex. | |
Still here, continuing my prayers | I’m all in on one $140 7/20 call and $145 8/17. | |
I'm in for 20 contracts September $55p | Will this really cause the stock to go down though? I mean yeah it seems shitty for the people in those jobs, but even the hit piece says their models are 'consistent' which makes this seem not as big a deal as making fake accounts like the last scandal. | |
How do you know how many balls he has | from DD | |
Have fun with your puts bear boy. Yield curve inflection leads a recession by about a year. That's a whole year for your puts to finance my gains baby. | They really should underscore “NEAR TERM”. There will be one more bull run 6-8month. | |
lol amazing. thanks, warren & charlie | $100 on the $200C would have got you $16,700. This and knowing to short $AVGO and I’d at least be looking at a CrisCraft | |
Price? Thought about it but FD shy after getting rekt on NFLX | .70$. So far so good. | |
Funny how they use big and fancy words to show off their “education” but are afraid of debate | Yep. Fucking educated, lazy, poor fuckers. | |
Why not call 911 again? I’ve done that before to take something i said back and it was fine. | Yeah. You can call 911, you won't die. | |
[Yeah, Yale thing](https://youtu.be/1NyzQwwO4Os) | I didn't know most of WSB went to yale | |
I think there was an episode of cops or something where someone drug smugglers got busted because they tried to order pizza and panicked when they accidentally called the cops. They would have been fine if they just explained that it was a mistake instead of hanging up. | 'Hey what's Pizza Hut's number? Oh yea, 9-1-1-... oh shit!' | |
saweet | Still holding 7 of my original 34 8/17 135C with a cost basis around $3.60 | |
Tendies are ready! | They are! I’m cashing in at EOD. | |
Look at all the tobacco stocks. They're all bleeding in this raging bull market. I see no catalyst to boost them up anytime soon. | Thanks dude. Picked up 4 contracts for $80P 8/17. Seems like sentiment is to buy your calls or puts a little bit further out just in case it doesn’t react the way that you think and you’ve got some time to make your money back. And the 8/17’s were not that much more expensive then 7/20s | |
/r/gatekeeping | You think WSB is any better? We literally only let autistic fags in here, we're the real gatekeepers | |
World Cup traffic and adds | plus nba off season moves | |
wouldn't it be 55,555 shares? | Need more money. | |
Hope you sold for $3 | Unfortunately, dumped closer to open while it was still in the low 2's. | |
I say 7/27 simply cause of IV and theta. I'm pretty sure they're actually cheaper than buying 7/20s and they're safer. Personally, I went with 35$ calls. I'm expecting this stock to end the day around 33~ range and burst to 36 after ER. | Heh? Isnt it 3x right now? | |
Come and take it | makes up random fine to punish random successful US companies- EU | |
Anyone who think drip wil ever come to rh is stupid. It hurts there bottom line. Drip and partial shares will never come to rh because they want you to hold cash and never invest the dividend. | They did an ama and it is planned for the 'future' | |
Yeah I don't blame you. I'm going to try having it message them directly instead. Look at all the Profit posts though, without the flair tags you'd think we never made any money, meanwhile there's more profit and DD than you can shake a stick at when you categorize it. | Just curious, whats the benefit for the categorizing, can you search for threads on specific flairs | |
Eyyyyyyy we finally got a good day | Yeah! It was about time. | |
Know what else was really popular with young users? AIM and Myspace. | You know what else was really popular with young users? Facebook. | |
Buffet likes them | OnLy bUy BuSiNeSsEs tHaT yOu uNdErStAnD | |
GE seriously? | Lol no. | |
Do you want dips? Cuz this sort of fear mongering is what gets us our tastey dips. I say let them monger all the fear they want. My puts will love it, and my calls will love seeing people realize they were being retarded. | Raise your hand if you’ve been stockpiling cash since 2017 waiting for shit to go on sale. Cuz... 🙋🏻♂️ | |
Go Columbia Lions! | Lions unite! | |
The machines had Windows 7 that was networked in, the PC was just like a host for a remote connection that had insane specs. Unplug the LAN and the thing couldn’t do anything. | Thin client. | |
Unless your calling India | Not with that grammar you aren’t. | |
No no no. We’re the autists who just call each other faggots. | And they're the faggots who call each other autists. | |
IQ to 120 confirmed | 125 bro | |
I am going balls deep in $MCD when their earnings comes around. | Why so? Interested in your DD | |
i heard he spends $25k per month in rubber bands | How do I long rubber bands? | |
What is the date? I'm not queer i know what ER stands for | Their earnings are on 7/26. | |
she is such an idiot. | She may actually be retarded. | |
It will make the fall or rise. Maybe it’ll make them stay flat. | Trig if blue | |
No. | Then don’t exercise them. Sell them. | |
That sounds smart to me. | username apropos | |
Lol, but if he says 'if the ban bots ban me', and its true as you said, why tf would he be unbanned if he said 'BAN ME IF..'. | Read what automod says | |
I’m joining you in Canada if Giliad pops up. | lol stay in touch | |
Nyyyaaaaa I'm just a birdy too! | YOUR SHIRT IS RED | |
But of course | Found the holder of brk.a on robinhood | |
Link to the actual tweet? | Woosh | |
I didn't know most of WSB went to yale | Lol like most of us can afford cocaine... | |
cleaning test tubes doesn't count as r&d | Rinse & dry | |
Wasn't even sure how to via the interface on Robinhood lol and technically I do although it would be like all my savings but yeah I sold the options themselves. | You know what the fuck to do, excersize those shares. Bust out your savings, sell the shares and reroll them into weekly OTM FD calls, rinse and repeat. | |
I’m a eurofag from Sweden so mostly OMX Stockholm index. But since i trade during Swedish hours i can make daily etf trades based on the american pre-market. Which is a nice perk. | Any specific product? After throwing away massive amounts of money the other day on bear/bull oil X15 I'm open for suggestion | |
Why am I have boner | bc u have the gay | |
Where I work the dial out number is 5. Just wanted to point out that you're a twat in case you weren't already aware. | So how many people in your office keep calling the Traveler Info hotline instead of 911? | |
makes up random fine to punish random successful US companies- EU | > Ends up killing their own small businesses instead of large US companies. -EU | |
Come on dude, stop lying. This can't be real. What the fuck?! | You think I would go on the internet and fucking lie? | |
daily commute to work is over 300 miles? | Yuppppp. I drive from anywhere between 2000/3000 miles a week. I drive a manual and do it in the Bay area. I get to see a pretty ocean when I get home. So thats nice. | |
Assuming pure gambling on earning reports, your chance of success is almost 0.8%. Good luck, bro. | Its like an expensive scratch off with really good odds. | |
the only good news for MU is no news | so let's go burn down Bloomberg News | |
You know what else was really popular with young users? Facebook. | nah that was young adults | |
More than twice that in cash | A bit less. They have roughly 260 bil in cash last er I checked. Been busy with the buy backs | |
You think WSB is any better? We literally only let autistic fags in here, we're the real gatekeepers | I don’t think you know what gatekeeping is. We literally let autistic fags in here, there is no gatekeeper and honestly that’s why it’s such a cesspool | |
5/10 no alchohol. | How do you think the dollar is on fire without burning up? | |
Meeting with the Bobs | Jump....... to Conclusions mat. | |
My Condolences fam. You'll get it back. Lost 18k about a month ago on MU earnings. took me ahwhile but I made 25k back. | We pay to play the game homie! | |
I made money writing covered calls even when SNAP died 17%? after earnings so they just need to learn not to suck so much | I said bagholders, not degenerate gamblers. | |
Been dead 14 years. Glad you learned that joke in kindergarten today | Sorry for your loss both mom and calls | |
AAPL | Apple went down before earnings for past few ER | |
I didn't have funds available on IPO day but bought it on the second day | Thanks for getting back to me, I'm going to give interactive brokers a shot. | |
Buy EoD then sell on open the next day. Its the cheapest way to play ER while limiting theta decay and IV crush. I've already got nearly 10k in tech contracts rolling so its probably fucking retarded but I'll do it regardless. | You could just trade spreads. Then IV works in your favor. We | |
Is anyone concerned with the talk of warehouse workers Unionizing in the U.S. and Europe or the potential strikes and said delays due to their parcel delivery? | No. This is the US. Workers have no power because they have no money. 0% chance of unions. If one state does it Amazon will just close everything instantly in that state and move on. I'm pretty sure they closed a warehouse within 24 hours of unionization a couple of years ago and left the state. | |
Never hit 20k and was 600.00 in January 2017 and is now 7.3k. | Oh...ok....sorry. 19k. As if it makes that much difference when it completely crashes. This is still not a 'bounce back' | |
No | Yes. | |
The same thing it does every day... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! | Brain is that you??! NARF!!!! | |
Right? Assert dominance. | ass-ert it right into his ass | |
I mean that isnt precisely how it works due to how theta is calculated but in general more of theta is lost during open hours than closed. | So in a general sense, is theta weighted different, so as it's not a linear decay? As in each hour that goes by doesn't equate to the same amount of theta decay? | |
My point is everyone is a billionaire with decades of hindsight. | That's pretty much what I was thinking. It's dumb to make statements like this. | |
Lmao peak delusion right here. Walmart will be one of like a dozen S&P stocks that has a chance to go sideways and up in a recession. Amazon would be leading the losers. | lets see those walmart share and amazon puts, put your money where your mouth is. | |
I vanquish the foes and banish the hoes so I could get to the gold | OP is definitely a 12 year old white kid from upper-middle class suburbs of a large metropolitan city with $GPRO and $GME calls on his $278.12 Robinhood account. | |
A bit less. They have roughly 260 bil in cash last er I checked. Been busy with the buy backs | That's about 1.7 Bezoses if my math is correct. Not exactly a small amount. | |
Why thank you! | Why not you're welcome | |
Dpz puts here | How can you even expect to make money on this play? Are you just blindly throwing money or do you have a thesis? | |
Thin client. | Also known as 'lol hope you don't need to use Excel' machines | |
They did an ama and it is planned for the 'future' | 'planned' | |
$100 on the $200C would have got you $16,700. This and knowing to short $AVGO and I’d at least be looking at a CrisCraft | I'd be the world's first trillionaire if I could go back just one year. | |
Do you think opentable has dominated the restaurant space and no room left for new entrants? | Restaurants like switching and trying new stuff usually, and if Opentable hasn't had any big competitors till now to push them to have a competitive product they might not have accrued much brand loyalty. | |
Hey that’s my question too! I’m thinking possibly hold since it’s looking like a red market day overall | I'm going to let it go for a bit and close out by EOD | |
Might as well still buy on a pullback | yea i did last time, then it pulled back even more and my calls looked bad but then like always I still came out great, so yup doing that. | |
You think people should fly to Joe Rogan and spend three hours on his show just to entertain you without promoting what they do? Thats a bit entitled. | Most guests promote themselves. They don't con you into selling your stocks to buy gold from them. | |
from low to high, that’s a decent 4% profit | Yea I see no issue with trading 2% wins if there are easy and consistent trends. I'd much rather make sonsistent small gains than infrequent large ones. | |
Two scoops, two genders, two dollars a share. | What year is it? | |
Don’t let the SEC see this | lmao he really deleted his post :D | |
You should try to understand more things. | You must be new here. | |
Oh my God, he’s going to hide Taiwanese boys in the mines there. | In the famed lead mines of Flint. | |
It's worth whatever the ticker says it's worth you ding dong. | I mean, yes that’s what you can buy and sell the stock for at any given moment. But we have no financial data, no history of earnings or growth, no real comparison, no meaningful valuation method other than “I think it’ll go up.” Just curious where this person got the idea that 37 was generous. Would 35 be fairer? And if so, why? | |
🤔 when we say we want tendies, are we really just saying we want OP....cuz he chiiiiiicken. Bb-CoCCKKkkk!!! | there's always that one guy that takes it too far | |
that’d be a golden shower thanks | Either way they the sky is yellow and bright. |
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