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Dwight, is that you? | Best believe son | |
This guy licks and gets sucked at the same time | /r/ihavesex | |
G | L | |
Just a buying opportunity | No those are expiring | |
Says the fag recommending amazon puts... | Their EPS might just be positive!! | |
That was not a straddle or a strangle tho | True that | |
1st rule about WSB: Don't discuss MU. | 2nd rule about WSB: DON'T DISCUSS MU. | |
Who wouldn’t turn a blind eye when GS gives you a few mil? | and enough ladyboy hookers to make a deli jealous | |
It bounced around before guidance. | no u | |
It's usually predictable at least 6-12 months out. Inverted yield curve is a good indicator. Overvaluation correcting (bubbles crashing) in large markets is another. Debt markets imploding is another. | Ya but none of these are definite. The yield curve can pull back out. | |
You have no credibility. NY Times and Washington Post does. You are just some douche bag no one cares about. | My anonymous sources have full credibility and are familiar with your thinking, how dare you question them. You can not call them fake news. | |
Did the lead give you autism? | no the vaccines did | |
Don't ever go against MU | I did and it paid off well today .. Babababababooooyyyaaaaaaa | |
Thinking about it. I think I can pop back to $36 | Currently up 140% on mine. Went safe with some 7/20 $35's | |
I guess Fort Dix never lived up to its name. | You dont know that. Just because theres no raping doesnt mean theres no consensual male bonding in the showers. | |
Learn the Greeks | I'd rather not. | |
I’m too much of a fag to trust that bill gates will cum all over msft for the gainz | yah it's just a gamble. | |
there's always that one guy that takes it too far | You have to understand | |
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one | Hello there | |
How are they different? | Amex backs their own credit, so it’s more like a bank, v and ma make money on every swipe. So axp has way more liability then v and ma. | |
First aid | Found the med students lol. Good luck on step | |
he'll be back next week | too many juicy ERs to resist | |
Prob algos shaking out weak hands. Very bullish on the end of day | It's happened twice more since then. Obviously algo action but I've not seen anything like this in the past. Not going to even try to trade with this weird shit going on lol. | |
the USA has become one giant meme reality tv show | You love it | |
Holding thru earnings yolo | Respek | |
Well duh, 3% is just about unprecedented lol | 5 Year CDs don’t even get that... | |
I would close my bank account and move to robinhood if they did this since I’m too autistic to even use my debit or credit card | If you aren't using a credit card for daily expenses and paying it off at the end of the month you are missing out on free money and credit. | |
How can you even expect to make money on this play? Are you just blindly throwing money or do you have a thesis? | Yolo | |
Dude, you’re money today! | Update sold PZZA today. Bigly! | |
How quickly into the call do they announce guidance? I'll be on the road at that point. High chance I get into a wreck | Not sure about Microsoft but it's usually pretty late in the other calls I've listened into. | |
Bought at the lowest dip today I trust | I'm with you duder. Hoping this is just tariff BS affecting it. This is now my biggest option position. I averaged down with every last cent I had. | |
That is some fair DD. I guess time will tell, my friend | Off topic, but why do the mods hate you? | |
Plz | By 7/20 | |
sell fool | Thank u I would've gotten fucked if I held | |
Buy puts and find out. | Our autism bruh | |
I’ve got 103 puts and 106 calls. So far it’s buttfuckery! | you gon' be alright | |
At this point you're better off picking companies to short. Expectations are so high at the moment that even when a company beats earnings, the stock is scarcely rewarded. However, miss on any section in the ER, stock seems to tank. | This is why I'm trading the run up and not the reaction. One is so much easier than the other. | |
Good luck buddy. Might wanna do a little more intensive DD in to my mention of the latter. Not being able to meet demands could have an effect on their accounts recievable section. | DD? What does Dustin Diamond have to do with blowing $500 on a FD? | |
July 27 was like 38%, FeelsGoodMan | IV on my January was only like 20% lol | |
Wow the president is getting attention? Color me surprised. | time to go back to t_d mister | |
Grats, you played yourself lol | Don’t listen to other pussies. I got a ton of shit for telling people to buy EOD Spy puts and funko calls yesterday. Made 2k the first 30mins today with a giant shit eaten grin. | |
5 Year CDs don’t even get that... | I saw a 3.6% CD for a 10 year on TD Ameritrade. Too lazy to find it. But it's there. | |
Revenue higher too. Going to come down to guidance I guess. | Ah yes, the 'we thought you'd be... taller' of Wall Street. | |
Yah most likely. I have a conference tmo and don't want to baby them. Just need to figure out if I should hold onto my V septembers... | V is in the same boat though... ATH's... need an earnings blowout to move it past resistance and to the moon. | |
You’re correct, I mistyped. Synchrony has the Lowes card as well that I was referencing in comments. | Hey either way, I bought some $96 8/3 c’s. Got a few tendies. | |
you can already.. | Maybe they don't me because I have a gambling problem, but I can't buy options the same day they expire. | |
yea i had 7/27 calls because everything looked positive, and everything was. Except guidance. Then the trump tariffs attacked | Are you sold out? | |
Elon Musk the new CEO of Microsoft confirmed | I'd buy calls. | |
Small beat, gonna be sideways until guidance at 5:30. Now its all up to Nadella | small beat of a billion dollars lol | |
Plate on pillow is great, plate on plate means break | I would hold the pillow or thick blanket right below the cabinet door, I think with such a low drop even plate on plate wouldnt break | |
They design the algos to dump so they can take shares from the pussies. $FAGMA TO THE MOON | it's FAGMAN | |
But seriously though, what would happen? | I wonder if it is acceptable for a country to block google domain in said country if they dont pay. Would be interested to see how that plays out. | |
Maybe he's the mythical Market Maker. | Does this mean we get three wishes? | |
Not just Germany. All of the eu is slack besides the Baltic’s | Germany is a prime example though. Their military is in tatters, they have no functional air force to speak of, most of their armor is broken or mothballed all while they bring in more and more 20 year old Syrian schoolchildren to culturally enrich their daughters. It would be one thing if they expressed gratitude for America's protection but they're acting like entitled cunts and I think we owe it to ourselves to leave them out to dry for a while. | |
Ya but after the video game crash. Nintendo basically revived the gaming industry. Atm japan has the best robots by far | my BOTZ exposure in Japan agrees | |
Oh it’s a long shot for sure. Banking on more unwelcome GE Capital surprises. I’m expecting to lose this money. | They are going to announce that Ally Financial is buying out GE Capital, that way Ally can own both GE and GM's former capital/financing divisions. | |
This was how much was in there as in the past not now | Okay, so that 157k is your balance on that crazy spike on July 7th, got it. I'm just dumb, ignore me. | |
We got pills now to make soft wood hard again. | Stop trying to sell us your shady below market value pharmaceuticals. | |
If you spend all your time trying to time a market crash you could spend a decade waiting for that to come true. The yield curve hasn't even inverted yet, and that usually precedes a crash by 6-12 months. I make enough profit on a yearly basis that the market would have to crash 80%+ for it to be worth it for me to stop trading. | Flawless victory | |
I'm ok with MADFAGS, (S for $SQ) | Might have to add Uber too so it will be UMADFAGS | |
Can't tell the future, imo sell wed | Awesome. Thanks | |
Everyone is welcome here fuckface | yes especially when the only reason you ever post on wsb is to shill for trump :) | |
what about all of them combined on a day like black friday? you think they trust amazon to not prioritize its own website? and prime day was lame, I see better deals every day at other retailers. | Well apparently all these news websites are reporting that prime day had never seen before traffic, which was the point of the post. | |
What’d it say? | Check out the link /u/HellspawnedJawa posted above, it was an exact copy of that. | |
Would you show me | I'm short | |
Alot of people here from what I've been seeing have been buying them about a month or more out. I was just really confident Microsoft would do awesome | It was largely a gamble for me but their cloud business was my DD. | |
YINN PUTS BBY | I’m looking at CHAD just to be able to say I’m a CHAD investor. It has options too, albeit with shit volume. | |
Nah man I don't take my salary in Rubles | But the Russian spies fucking the NRA heads are great to look at, though. | |
omg, fucking finally! Go baby go. I'd shit for a $110 opening tomorrow. | I wud pee pee for $110 | |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiD-uk1QysM | MCD at $45... | |
O | O | |
F | Tuh tuh today Junior! | |
I figure it'll be at least 120 by Jan 1 so I'll only sell for ~1500, but holding for now | I got a sweet looking 120 call in Jan | |
I wonder if it is acceptable for a country to block google domain in said country if they dont pay. Would be interested to see how that plays out. | I wonder if Europe could / would pass something that prohibits advertising and collecting user data in Europe by google . Not as harsh as blocking google from being there but definitely would apply a lot of pressure . | |
Risking too much on AMD options, had to play it safe with stock on margin. | Position in amd? | |
I'm not normally a superstitious person, but I feel like every trade I inform people about before I'm ready to close goes to shit. | That is what mine do. Except for the whole go to shit part, since they already are. | |
Shameful GE leaps. | SHAME! | |
Except paid 3x as much, no chance of dying, and you can quit any time you want. But yeah pretty much the same. | Yea I have seen the same dumb shit like this. | |
I am a kid. Kinda. Does 22 count | No | |
Ally is 1.75%... | Goldman Sachs is 1.8 | |
I buy 100% of my shit from Amazon. Food. Drinks. Toilet paper. A goddamn couch. Name a thing and I buy it. | Birth control? | |
Not Cornell* | We ARE a real ivy! | |
You feel shame and stop | USA USA USA | |
With these ‘penny options’ I sometimes wonder if that’s all they can afford. But $5k worth that’s not the case here. | When the transaction fees are more than the contract it's a problem | |
They already do that already? | Already, they are all ready already. | |
2.2 lbs. So 8.8 lbs of chicken tenders | Why doesn't the box just fucking say that? | |
Pfff get a load of Warren Buffett over here | I know right? I bet he likes women too. What a queer. | |
Because they don’t C# | Gnah, I hoped you’re just interested in music. | |
I had spy puts that day. | I don't think I've ever bought a put in my entire life. I've got long-itis or something. | |
dow has been a great metric for 100s of years. don't insult my mama Dow | Boeing\* has been a great metric | |
Cuts against the fact that most stocks trade in USD so a strong US is generally counter to stock price... | Not as bad for AAPL though sitting on a mountain of cash. | |
You holding to your 105 until close ? I have a 105/106 I’m tempted to let this run | Yep holding. My limit sell for the spread is $3 but I'll take what I can get at close. | |
If your crumb is your butthole then bring it bro. | [Sorry. Fell asleep. But yeah...](https://fat.gfycat.com/IgnorantEasygoingDrake.gif) | |
ya I'm keeping an eye on that yield curve. | watch out, it might invert a year ago and mean a market top is next week | |
The real question is wtf is a decent person doing here? | They’re few and far between | |
I should be so lucky. | Lucky for you faggots I have two perfectly capable hands at your serviced | |
Meme index. Wonder if there’s an etf. | TQQQ | |
Actually the probability of profit will go up with each new win as the large your equity is, the less likely you are to lose, assuming your initial risk always remains the same. | He's going all in on every play with options. Either he makes some money or loses it all. Would it be smart to diversify and not re-invest 100% of gains? Yes. But on the other hand, YOLO. | |
So... it's treason then? | Off with his head? | |
yeah that's the most optimal outcome, you can always buy shares next week .. if you're holding onto shares over the weekend it's 50/50 green red and 5 days is a lot of days to go well so if there are leftovers I'll dump them Monday | Ok so idealy you would sell itm covered calls on a Thursday with expiry Friday on some weeklys? And then how to make money Monday through Thurs lol |
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