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It ain’t dipping after ER - worst case scenario it trades sideways then slightly up | There will be profit taking on any good news. | |
Are you me? I have the same exact positions in my port right now LMAO | Yes. I know all about your 1/18/2019 MCD $155 calls and your 1/18/2019 BABA $195 calls | |
>Son why did you purchase 07/20 MU 90 calls??????? | LOL | |
Why wouldn't you wait | until? I wasn't sure if itd keep climbing post ER, so I wanted to get in early | |
The fines | Just seems like if it were going to move based on that it would have happened already. | |
At this point I don't know why i buy anything else. | To lose money like the rest of us degenerates. Duh! | |
Would be amazing if MU only moved up 1-2% in a month, not drop. | we'll make more money if mu would just wait 2-3weeks before earnings before take off | |
Yes | Thanks | |
Avocado, idiot | Same same | |
With two earnings before expiration, I think those should reach around 260 before expiration | so, what I'm hearing you say is that you aren't actually asking a question, but using a question to jerk yourself off | |
Just for shits and giggles what did you sell at? I called $3 so want to know how close I was - didn't check at open | 3.25 | |
What strikes | $130 | |
The easiest way to not get assigned is to close the position before expiry. It's not that hard. | People can early execute. Doesn't happen often, but if you fuck around near ex-dividend, it can. | |
Check out the link /u/HellspawnedJawa posted above, it was an exact copy of that. | Holy shit | |
Only way I’ll be broke is if this drops significantly in the next three months. Intrinsic value on these options will raise the premiums the closer to the money. I’m just looking for this to make it over 2000 by late August early sept. I think I got that right. Or maybe it’s extrinsic value I’m thinking of? Edit- had t... | RIP your portfolio | |
70 by September for sure though | I have it on good authority MU will cross 90 by EoD. | |
Logistics, how the fuck does that work | These logistics brought to us by the same person who wants to build a big fuck off vacuum tube in California to jet his goth girls all around | |
It's really the stench of desperation that brings it all together. | Just like how I don’t understand those prequel subs. | |
jesus that's pretty fucking far OTM fam. why not $145? | I got into $145 C for December. I want to ride it out for the next 2 earnings. | |
I love you even though you said it twice. | 🍆💦 | |
How you feeling about brzu today? | Sold at the dip yesterday morning. Good for Brazil....today. | |
Dude why fuck with weed stocks when there are plenty of Chinese IPOs | Finally someone asking the though questions | |
Nice | ty! those August $70c were on sale for like $.15 so very hard to pass up. wish i bought more. damn e*trade commissions | |
I think more people could use to hear this. I lost 15k as a 19 year old by doing just that. But you bet I'll never do it again. | How do you lose 15k on options that are worth $5 ? :O | |
Don't even think about touching my 144 month emergency fund. | If you don't have a 12 year fund, you shouldn't be buying faggies | |
Up 60% since 9:30 https://i.imgur.com/pIaamGp.png fucc w me | I'm up 50%. Was an easy play TBH after waiting a bit to make sure it didn't shit the bed any further. | |
Hey thanks. Can you help me figure out what would be the max loss in that situation for a plain call vs the spread you described? Idk how to do it. Is the benefit of such a thread to lower max loss? | Yea, you have a lower max loss in the butterfly, but unlike the debit call spread, if AVGO went above $220 at expiration, you would also hit your max loss as the $500 gained in the $210-215 calls would be lost in the $215-$220 calls. Because of this, you generally close the butterfly if you reach 25-50% profit. | |
Weighing it over the weekend. I've played it before to a big profit, and once again think $CVS is oversold, and the Aug 17 calls and underpriced and cover (what I think will be) a strong ER. Will post next move soon. | respect | |
I'm using Bing and IE for today off the back of my MSFT call gains out of respect. | I wouldn't use Bing even if MSFT paid double dividends to Bing users. | |
OwO what's this? | It’s my dek ... | |
Where can I buy vertical spreads on Su bae? | Costco | |
F | F | |
F | U | |
Goldman Sachs is 1.8 | Barclays is 1.75 | |
Yeah, I know. I mean I’m not going to hold these the whole time I will probably sell a couple weeks after earnings and lock in whatever gain there is. | Prime day didn’t go well fyi | |
Turns out being innovative is actually good 🤔 | Also not being afraid to shed products/services that are underperforming just because you don't want to look bad. | |
You should brag in real life at any and all opportunities. People love that. | Anyone who doesn’t like it is just a hater | |
Well too late now. I'm trying to buy the turnaround. They're making a lot of changes but it's tough to find the entry point. | Don't chase something making new lows wait for a reversal then join in after 2-3 days of green or the first pullback on a trend reversal | |
This sub better not get normified | Short $WSB | |
Were you able to snag a profit on those $108 calls? | Yeah sold at open | |
You play with what you know. All tech play here. Maybe he works in tech field. | Just because you work in a field doesn’t mean you have an advantage for investing, if anything you have a bias and fake confidence, buying google calls | |
Reddit says the only solution to everything is more taxes, tho | You don't have to choose one or the other. You can raise taxes and cut spending. At least democrats have the decency to not pretend they give a shit about the deficit. | |
With the amount of shit talking I've endured on this sub, you're damn right. | Your ever growing victim complex is one of the more interesting parts of WSB. | |
Anything’s boring relative to options on margin | >Not winning roulette 5x in a row and making a 10 bagger in 10 mins | |
I know, that's why I deleted it; the image didn't follow the post somehow. Working on it... | You belong here haha | |
More like Walmart of China | All the rednecks and trailer trash of china shop there? | |
Can confirm. It's the hover-to-preview video search feature. | Also the fact that it returns results from know porn sites rather than avoiding them like google seems to | |
rackem, rackbah, rackem | Yes yes oh yeahhhhhh ..... | |
Barclay Analyst came out last week stating they expect google to beat sites revenue, traffic acquisition and operating margins | Fuck me, I hope they are right. | |
It’s not a set time. CBOE has a committee that goes through stocks, and if there’s enough volume and interest they’ll open up options trading for that stock. They want to make sure they’ll be enough volume first though. Could be next week, or month, or never. | Thanks. Hopefully next week then, a lot of volume on the stock in the last 2 days | |
You can't sell if there aren't any buyers. Sounds like you were trading illiquid contacts | looks like there is enough liquidity for the 12.50s | |
It’s easy as shit to use, but that’s because it’s feature-light. OP seems to actually have short sold those shares, which isn’t even something Robinhood offers... I love Robinhood, but to be honest, I’m surprised they actually managed this one. I probably would not be using it for 750k+ trades, I’ll tell you that. | You can short derivatives on rh | |
You coulda held my dude. | I did! Sold off each one (10) at $2.00 x 100 | |
For JD, yeah, market doesn’t give them the benefit of the doubt like Amazon. Waiting on margin expansion. | But, like Amazon, they just keeping bumping up their CapEx and reinvesting it. In some ways, JD is way ahead of Amazon (like factory automation). I’m sure this is more “Fuck China” right now than them being a bad investment. | |
Did you go to ITT tech? 90c’s means he bought calls at a $90 strike price. 7/20 is the exercise date and MU is the stock | this is the problem.....you should not be in wsb...until you have a basics options understanding....it will really fuck you over trying to follow if a call is a joke or not, if you dont understand the mechanics of greeks, probability, and on top of that.... market jargon. | |
I'm trynna gain weight tho | r/gainit | |
PayPal been tanking after ER so good luck | So sell on/before er... | |
wouldn’t that $5 billion fine affect their EPS and revenue for the quarter? | Not sure, realistically the quarter wrapped at the end of last month so a 5 billion fine from this week that will be fought in court for years shouldn't be on the balance sheet from last quarter, but I don't know how they will report it. | |
Almost time for calls my dudes | Went balls deep today | |
yeah, my portfolio is :( any advice | Haha what up dude. Sorry to copy ur post | |
i can hear the poor in his voice | the richest people in america are rednecks. they got 10 acres of land with a corvette in the garage | |
I have also subbed. When is the first TDT happening? | Probably not this Tuesday ...but the following. | |
Living at home, working full time, going to school, running a side business and girlfriend out of country. Was able to save like 2k a month at one point. | You ran your girlfriend out of the country? | |
lol, you probably don’t know why SE Asian hasn’t grow much in the last 30 years. Good luck change that | Shifting manufacturing that already exists isn’t “growth” for the region | |
A fellow AAXN man. Weird to me how no one mentions it here when its on its way to the fuckin moon | They missed it and don't wanna talk about it I guess | |
You do know why it went up recently? | Yes, black magic | |
Trump vs China is a never ending series of raises. Can someone go all in so we can see the river card already? | Art of the deal bro, just keep doubling down until the other side gives up/folds and you win, or they have to negotiate with you because your bets and nuts are so fucking big, which is a win. | |
How was today? | I sold at the dip yesterday so pretty good | |
Your ever growing victim complex is one of the more interesting parts of WSB. | Says the stalker. | |
MU (and LRCX) | Why not get AMAT too while you're at it (hint: stay away from that POS) | |
F | F | |
F | A | |
Holding on is investing rite | Not if you're holding GE | |
SQ is what MU should have been. I can’t believe SQ is over 70 and MU is at 55. | SQ is literally one of my top five most profitable investments ever. Someone on this sub told me to stick it in. Thanks, WSB. | |
Peeping MMM and T | God I've got 11 calls on T and I feel so sure I'm fucked. | |
Art of the deal bro, just keep doubling down until the other side gives up/folds and you win, or they have to negotiate with you because your bets and nuts are so fucking big, which is a win. | Also great way to get your face punched in | |
This joke was great when Robinhood came out like a year ago | And yet it has 30 upvotes... I think wsb is dead. | |
How come? | SQ and Eventbrite have a partnership. | |
They sell Giants tickets to spread sheets for the big event and there is an after party. | after the party, it's the hotel lobby | |
Up next soon. | Boeing? | |
No it was complete sarcasm. | I agree, Edmonton is probably some autistic Canadian's idea of a sarcastic joke. | |
Then buy puts. | 1 step ahead of ya broski | |
Long calls maybe. Until this recall shit is over with | o yeah long game | |
Lol but if you're retiring in 2025, and you only just made your money back from 2008 this year, that doesn't seem very hopeful for a good retirement. | Yes, that's the way it *happened* to turn out. But, in general; you shouldn't count on the biggest bull run ever right before retirement. | |
Name a thing I shouldn't jerk off with | Broken glass... | |
You’re right actually. Tis a silly place | Long Tesla, DD on front page | |
I’m dead | So is he | |
also Door Dash | Postmates is pretty big too | |
I was a virgin until MU fucked me | Depending on the level of fucking, the wisdom you gain is pretty much equivalent. | |
Is it like 20 something white college boy bro talk or wigger or both? Cause it's black but not black and then there's a white nuclear family type of sensibility to it with aspirations of yacht wealth. | Ok maybe you do belong here | |
Nasdaq up 20%, s&p up 13%. So they grossly underperformed both | He is retarded for getting money managers. It is almost impossible to find one that can consistently beat the market. Add on top of that their steep management fees and it is almost guaranteed that he will underperform the market. He should really just put his money into a diversified portfolio of etfs and bonds | |
but im am retarded.... | But in comparison to half this sub you're a genius. | |
Heroes never die | LEGENDS NEVER DIE | |
Yo what up trivago | What strike and date do I buy. I can already feel the greed | |
I've made like 3 options trades, I literally started learning about options just so I understood the memes. Makes them a lot funnier. | What an autist u r...well done. | |
Paper money account if I remember correctly. The autistics here apparently used the first 4 numbers/characters in his trading account to prove it was a paper account in some 4chan style shit | Our ol pharm friend called up his broker and verified it was paper. That was such a fun day. | |
what if the underlying goes up 2% before the earnings come out. Will there still be IV crush or will OTM options go up or atleast still have room to grow? | There will always be IV crush after earnings but sure the higher percentage intrinsic value vs extrinisc the more resilient the option to iv crush. | |
haha yeah but a lot of EU programmers know that they could get 150k usd here instead of 40k euros | Yup, I'm sure some successful people wish to move to very specific places in the USA, I agree with that, but as a country as a whole, to a normal individual, eh, it's not all that enticing compared to EU, Canada, Australia, etc. | |
Bet those kids don’t know shit about meme trading. We need a Rothschilds with the heart of this sub. Make their ancestors proud, come on. | Make Nathan proud, he made a killing at Waterloo | |
If you can afford gold you shouldn’t be here! | It's only $3 to make your opinion count more than everyone else's! That's not even half an FD... |
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