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Does it mean I’m old if I didn’t watch this movie yet? | Lol get a load of gramps over here | |
Self-driving car investment will have a boom and bust cycle like 3D printing did a couple years ago. Ride this self-driving wave champ. | What? This is Google we're talking about. They've fully committed to the SDC revolution. | |
You can already do some tax planning in the form of tax harvesting. Just hold on to your losers until the end of the year and take the loss to offset the gains, then reopen the position the following year. Granted, this will only help pay less taxes and not avoid it completely. | Pretty sure you’d have to consider wash sales in that situation. So you wouldn’t get to deduct the loss | |
[You got it.](https://orig00.deviantart.net/519c/f/2010/196/f/5/smithers_by_amanda_j.png) | Ya you might not even autistic, what are you doing here? | |
Wee Tu Long | Wan Mo Long | |
Long rails because they can raise prices if demand>supply | Except most rail contracts are negotiated for long periods of time | |
But you said short calls, meaning you sold calls and would have negative delta. | My bad, I meant 'Short-term' calls i.e. expiring Friday | |
Can’t wait for Elon to call a Noble Prize winning economist a pedo | Blowing review | |
Hard to say, he's had some classics. | Covfefe | |
Until 2020 when big Zuck and Kanye win the election leading to a golden age of prosperity and memes | Gonna be a tough race with Cherie DeVille and Coolio running. | |
*week | *Trading day right before GOOG ER | |
Millennials can't afford to have kids so they spoil their pets instead. Solid DD. | That, and pets are so much easier than kids. My nephew and niece are always shrieking at the top of their lungs and my sister is about to die of exhaustion. Meanwhile, my cat has fucked off back to sleep. | |
Nothing is good for MU | $tsla then | |
Long $HLF | Halflife 2 confirmed by the Fonz himself! | |
I heard he SLEPT at work. Spent the whole night there. | It wasn't even a comfortable couch!!! | |
What simpsons episode is this from? | The Old Man and the Lisa | |
Citron just tweeted about shorting ABBV last week because they incorrectly understood comments by the FDA regarding what would theoretically be a threat to one of AbbVie's drugs (at least, it won't affect sales until 2023, and even then, it will only be marginal pressure to their bottom line). The stock dropped 5% this past week, and if they beat earnings, which they should, the stock could pop to over 100. | 5% is basicly flat but thanks for a quality lead | |
What services revenue? | Don’t be dumb. | |
I | L | |
getting aapl from 175 to 195 was pretty good | legendary | |
I typically don't, but now that you mention it that's not an awful idea, right? If the stock is bottom of the barrel you might be buying a car from a company that won't exist in a few years and youre SOL with your warranty. And no I'm saying that I'm buying stock because I want to see the company succeed and care more about that than small term gains. | Stick to bouncy ball little buddy | |
80k is like where you start getting a good life style for a single person | assuming no loans and have already saved up >20% of a downpayment for a house. | |
A couple but mostly $53. | Bought the dip as well. MU take my energy | |
Are you a profitable company? | You have to understand. | |
Sure it does. Military stonks are gonna have a good day. | For example LMT? Down almost 1% while markets are green. Lmao.... I. Hope you bought some puts at open | |
they day when kanye west would make a better president than what we got | i would vote for kanye simply for the popcorn sales | |
Sharp drops usually mean a bit of a sideways movement, but nothing's ever certain when trading. I would call the rebound from today's low rather strong already, which is promising. The drop was caused by a very strong FUD article from some analyst about cyclical nature of this stock of all fucking things, so this rebound is even more impressive. | You got a good fucking price this morning. The drop was largely due to a downgrade on Skhynix, and my personal 2 cents is that Micron is stealing market share. I sold some covered puts. Wish I had waited one more day to buy, as I bought 400 more shares last Friday. | |
I met a girl this weekend who legitimately believes that she is texting with Martin on a contraband cell phone. Hope I'm not getting him in trouble, but she has a contact in her phone she is constantly talking to. Calls him misunderstood. People are weird, man. | Why does she believe that? | |
u convinced me, yolo PYPL | See you on the other side, brother | |
Me too. Godspeed. | bought 2 contracts, just sold 1 for 102% to lock in profits, will ride the other one into the week | |
Of course it is, to most people “hundreds of millions of dollars” and “millions of dollars” is conceptually the same thing as they will never see either. A 747 allegedly costs $25k per hour to fly, Germany to California is about 12hrs away, add 20% for “stuff” times 6 flights I’m getting $2.16M. | Still doesn’t seem like a bad deal to shave off a couple weeks of production time amid the intense media and investor scrutiny. Could pay for itself the next time the company goes to the investors for money. | |
I bought 110$P JUL 27, what are you planning to buy? | Might do the same, if the volume is okay another week out might look at that too | |
um, that was 2002 dumbass. | sounds like that's where you're living if you haven't noticed the same stocks selling off over trade concerns. get with it or be poor | |
I’m actually kinda proud right now, we’re 25 mins in and I still have 100% cash | what about now ? | |
It isn't like you ever see a male selling the Herballife shit. | Other than Bill Cuckman | |
Hopefully some good earnings this week will move things in your favor. | Waiting for Google.. it might save us. | |
Couldn't agree more about NFLX. I am patiently waiting for AMZN to drop below 1725 this week. It's probably going to happen even if briefly once earnings are immediately out. It's shocking Trump is tweeting about them again, what a train wreck this guy is. | No way that amazon drops below 1725. No way. They will kill earnings you can mark this post and tell me wrong if it does goes below 1725 | |
I watched the first 3 episodes and had to stop because it was so cheesy. Does it get better? | >yes | |
This is what we care, only MU. Lmao | Yeah Moogle to the Muuuuun!!! | |
You ok bro? | Oof , he nervous now | |
$0.61 EPS! | I'm cautiously optimistic. Doesn't seem to be moving AH. $JBHT spiked AH on their earnings beat but came crashing down on market open. | |
$0.61 EPS! Did you end up going in? | Yeah got one, 8/17 40c, thanks for the recommendation, good call! How high of think this will go tomorrow? Looks like it’s already up another few dollars AH. | |
Oops | its a gamble | |
Cool | Actually its probably nutsack temperature | |
6 | 5 | |
Google is ip 3.43% right now. So there might be hope for my V calls? | Wdym hope? You're already up over 50% on V dont be greedy | |
Is your ass bleeding? | Will be tomorrow, but only down probably 3k. That’s why i bought August though | |
Yes, that's exactly what I'm riding. I think Google is going to miss hard and kick off the Techpocalypse© this week, sending QQQ into the shitter. | Interesting theory, let's see how that plays out. | |
lol why | because bagholding means that you are at a loss and waiting to make a profit, thats not my idea of a good time | |
FDs or Stocks? | 7/27 181@.88 | |
Hey ignore these guys, as long as it is working for you and making money, then it is all fine. Even without the TA part, you seems to be like buying dip in great companies. That is working well. | I mean, that's what Buffett did with AXP waaay back in the day. It was one of his first home runs. | |
That's a bold prediction. Few companies get to $1000 market cap :D | :D | |
Logistics are on fire right now. I wouldn't touch them. | It's crazy, logistics companies are actually telling companies in the middle of nowhere they won't pick their stuff up. | |
Mr. Put I don't feel so good. | F | |
Not a good gif for those who have anxiety issues | My heart rate is uncountable. | |
I could have. But I got an official looking letter that in no uncertain terms told me not to. | I do it all the time | |
Which retards want to short google | u/blueblarflubar | |
aren’t they like Blue Chips but instead deal with transferring money? | Yes | |
8/3 $1,200. Going to dump them at opening tomorrow. I'm thinking there will be a ~2% dip post earnings. | How much did u lose friendo | |
One of the reasons I invest a significant portion of my beer money into Square is because I've seen how disruptive they are to the cash game. In fact the other significant portion of my beer money gets invested into Square customers, which is... Well, you can guess. | Are you on the drugs Vinny? | |
Bought the dip as well. MU take my energy | Bought the dip and made 20% today. Gonna sell ogf ahain tomorrow | |
I bought 10/17 220c and will probably hold through earnings | I spent $3k for 4 8/17 210c, it’s already up another $3 AH because of the Google beat, should roll them into Jan calls before ER, although it’s looking solid for earnings. | |
Who you got? | Twitter looks like its ready to fall | |
Oh no baby , you need 8 % move to just breakeven. After IV crush, these will become papers. | I've learnt that if you're want to do the calls make sure to buy 6 to 24 months out. | |
I did this and it's staying there for now...got a few months though so I'm not too worried :) I feel bad betting against them though. If they take advantage of the board game renaissance, they could stay on top for a while | Good luck to you. I thought 106 would be the top so I'm about -$250 on this whole thing right now. Hoping for a red day tomorrow ha. | |
I hear Tehran is great during springtime. | No need to worry about a wage gap. | |
Does that dude walk around in a red smock carrying pizza everywhere? | Without the outfit and the pizza, who is he but some boring semi-rich white dude? | |
short the higher one, long the lower one, wait for them to meet up then close the position. | I mean that would be the straightforward answer, but is it seriously that easy? | |
Long $NIGR | After some quick research I have found that NIGR is the Nigerian Ropes PLC. Now we can long NIGR and also be long ROPE at the same time. Talk about some leverage | |
Ugh this comment gave me cancer | Good! | |
When did you join/leave? | Got hired Halloween 2016 left Feb 2018. Shit workplace | |
I've invested in myself a lot. It's how I can afford to lose all this money. | I guess your next investment should be learning how to read. | |
Brb starting artisanal mattress company. Those margins are legit. | Be sure to give it a real hipster name | |
One tweet. That’s all it could take. My point is last earnings were monsters too and nobody gave a shit. Counting your chickens before they hatch,tho the mantra of this sub, is foolish. | haha you're getting hate but you're so right. | |
5 billion is nothing to a company like google. | And it's not like it was 1.) During that quarter 2.) Going to be realized for years after the get into the courts | |
You need to lose a lot more money. The understanding will follow naturally. | only then will you need to know about tendies. | |
So your total portfolio is $763 right now? | Good job! It closed around $1000 CAD. This is just my trying out options money. | |
Have they tried to stop being poor? | This is good advice | |
— someone who dumped SQ prior to the rally | I bought in SQ and MU back November. I watched Cramer said SQ could go to 35 and it did so I sold at 36 dollar only to watch it go back up. Last earnings i bought calls and got murder. The only thing that save me was the NVDA run up. | |
i think verizon may beat huge | So puts, got it | |
You would trust what this guy says? He only trades in pork futures, slimy pig man | He had me at suck a lot of dicks tbf... | |
Any other tendies tips? | Check out Twitter and if you can afford, Boeing calls. Both will do excellent on earnings | |
I don't like the fact that PSCT has a P/E ratio of 62 versus 31 for QQQ. And QQQ dividend is twice the size. | True but the P/E of small-cap tech is always higher than large-cap. Unfortunately I don't have the data to see what it looks like over time to tell you whether it's rich or expensive on a relative basis vs. history | |
I was not giving advice about their earnings today actually, just long term. | Less thinky more tendy | |
October $200. Up $600 in about 2 weeks on it | Soft | |
He was CEO up until January | He said the N-Word with a hard R in July | |
I purchased 210 calls hoping to see AVGO climb to between 220 and 230. I still believe that it can reach those number, will see soon enough. | they will be 220 tomorrow on open easily | |
Y'know, I don't really care. I don't really like talking about my flair. | does it bother you when other people talk about it? | |
Let's goooo $28 call I bought 1/18/2019 before i knew what was what and have been holding for waaay too long | You are not closing this position any time soon lol | |
Blackface? | * African-American face. | |
Wanted to see a croc bite his dick off | Not the first comment I expected, but a comment I appreciated. | |
I think it’s more than fairly valued at these levels, bruh. | I'd say that's a different argument. 'I don't want to see my percentage gain go down even though I'm making more money' is what I was getting at. If you'd just said 'I'd rather stick my money in a larger growth vehicle' I'd have kept quiet. | |
We eating today son | Yup prob selling at open and holding 1 | |
What are your positions? This reminds me a lot of the FB/Cuckerberg dip a couple months ago | 7/27 $47 | |
Same thing I do everyday - anxiously stare at MU and hope I don't impulsively buy more of this shit stock. | but the dip | |
So in theory if I had a friend who put 100% of his IRA into iq.... Would said person be considered retarded? My friend of course not me. | in theory yes; in practice, yes | |
Definitely not. MU has likely ruined many marriages already. | But have two spouses ever lost money on MU at the same time? :thinking: | |
Robinhood Gold | !redditsilver | |
Nice try, Sanjay. | Name doesn’t check out | |
Please stfu dude. | No one seems to take him seriously anymore lol markets didn't even move |
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