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I kind of wanted one, but fuck that. The world is going to die and I need my tendies | more for me, then | |
No you both | No the 3 of yous | |
These were cheap af yesterday | And they will remain cheap af today | |
So they fucked up the earnings numbers? | Where’s my LAWYER~~~?!?!!!! | |
You just forgot to finish the sentence. You were special ed bound. You know. The class you rode to on that short bus with blacked out windows? The one you used to eat your buggers, your friends boogers, and licked the windows? I’m sure you ate your share of paste too, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? | Sir, you are being very aggressive and I do not appreciate the tone of your response. | |
Inflation is meanginful, especially over 50-100 years. For example $300k 100 years ago is $5 million today, and I know some companies that bought buildings/land that long ago and such a rule like this would actually make a difference to some (but not all) people/businesses. | If I spend $1000000 get a 10yr yielding 1.5%, and inflation is 2%, my inflation adjusted gain each year is -0.5%, so I get a 5k refund every year right? All this law does is turn each investor into a mini federal reserve shareholder | |
The reason is that a majority shareholder in $AMD, Mubadala, sold 22m shares yesterday. The uncertainty combined with that level of volume means that Its probably going to drop today. Significantly. | Well I sold for a profit so my autism paid off in the end. | |
Wasn't consensus -0.03 non-GAAP? | That’s correct | |
Olvidando olvidando que estoy bailando bailando | WALL | |
Fuck you I'm not reading all that. Gimme bullet points bitch. | money in not enough big as people want, stonk not more worth money so price lower | |
That's the price of a straddle. The options currently price in 4% either way | An ATM straddle price for the current week is a shortcut for the expected move of 1 deviation. It's actually slightly off, but close enough that you can use it as a shortcut. | |
Can I sell calls on my family? | An options market for trafficking? Now there's a market. | |
FB isn't AAPL. AAPL has a history behind it for the last four years. Plus with the consensus being widely popular, odds are it'll keep to tradition and blow everyone's socks off. | Until last week you could substitute FB for AAPL in that sentence. I’m not disagreeing that they’ll report a good quarter, just trying to push back against some of the brainless cheerleader hype that can surround some stocks. There are some good indications that they’ll post a good quarter, you just haven’t mentioned any. | |
F | F | |
So if i had short 1 dolar i would have 2.5 million. | Yes! | |
Rough day. I'm confident it will bounce back though. How many bios have you seen get FDA approval and then tank the next day? Lol. | It's not uncommon to see a run-up and sell-off to some degree as people take profit, but not like this. I don't think the extended halt helped anything though. | |
small titty | good enough for army work | |
Didn't they make money on the flamethrowers? | That was boring company | |
They issue the stock to themselves in options | I got it, thank you | |
The NASDAQ website is straight out of like 2010 | More like 2001 | |
Just search Google Maps for any Goodwill on Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. and you'll find some. | Fucking got em | |
I understand there are retards here but I did not anticipate this much autism. It’s blinding. | no u | |
banned? | Not yet. | |
Pops bought me a 2500 fully loaded max everything MacBook Pro (touch bar too) but it’s slow af once it reaches 60% without the charger. Kinda blows if I don’t have my charger near me | Seems like your MacBook is under clocking itself due to the computer going on battery saver mode. You could probably change this in the setting and instead of putting your laptop on battery saver mode, put it on performance mode. | |
See my previous comments. Was on vacation, laying on the beach having drinks brought to me while I was trading. Losing $9k stings a little, but I'm doing alright and could afford the gamble | Aren't you just out the 496 if these never hit the strike price? | |
And then kill yourself when it spikes to $91 right | Duh | |
If you gave me $10,000 dollars dollars so I could buy toys for orphans and you watched me deliver $5,500 worth of toys what would you say? Would you shrug and go 'I suppose that's the cost of doing business' or would you ask me what the fuck I did with the other $4,500 dollars? | $10,000 is not a very large entity, seems unfair to compare the efficiency with a much larger cause like trying to eradicate malaria. | |
They know the numbers, not how the market will react. | Anything but perfect and they’ll take a swan dive after hours. Like the rest of the Tec sector this q’s ER | |
It all worked out just fine and there were no catastrophic injuries? Then he bought a Charger? | He bought a charger? Dude he said he was a schoolteacher not an e2 in the military | |
Don’t forget about dragging AMZN and MSFT with it. | And take FB and NFLX off life support. | |
They believed in FB too | Dude you're really fucking with the vibes here man | |
[PDF of the book if anyones interested](https://davidbeitler.com/temp/The%20Millionaire%20Next%20Door%20%5BBook%5D-MANTESH.PDF.pdf) | You’re a godsend | |
Where’s my LAWYER~~~?!?!!!! | No lawyer works for $7.25 an hour.... | |
i need this to drop so i can buy the next new iphone | You need your balls to drop | |
I appreciate it, I’ll bring a share size of bleach. | I'm buying CLRX. | |
what is it? | google it buddy | |
This fills my quota | Oh my god I just browsed LSC for shits and giggles but... damn. It’s so wrong and they’re so stupidly self-righteous that it’s not even fun, it’s just sad and frustrating. And you can’t debate them. They specifically say no one can say anything against them there, which to me means they can’t even defend their own ideology. | |
Didn't he buy Apple? We shall see how good that holds today... | Yes I bought APPL | |
Flashlight | 'Tesla invents portable light' | |
When making the car costs 100k and you sell it for 60k... | But muh 30% margin pur car! | |
Their bedsheets are to fucking die for. I will never buy sheets anywhere else after experiencing them shits. Hotel Collection master race/ | AMAZON FOR EVERYTHING!!! 0.3% MARGINS FOREVER!!!! | |
$42 duh | Yes lol. | |
It's a teen fad overrun by old people. Itll fall off real bigly. | But by January? | |
Have faith brother. You can’t be always wrong in binary bets. | Told ya lol. | |
Can I ask a dumb question.... what application is that in your screenshot? | Think or swim | |
Aren't you just out the 496 if these never hit the strike price? | Yep that's it at this point. I'm so far down that I'm holding to expiration, why not | |
\>implying thats not just a front for my South African diamond mining operation | I wanna contract 3k launches and build a hab at L1... you in? | |
Both of my alma maters have Apple Stores *in the fucking bookstore*. | Central Michugan Unv does as well. | |
Which is still not 'tomorrow' | Doesnt matter anyway I missed market close like an autist | |
Dont feel so bad i bought in at $24 as my sure bet for growth, panic sold at $18. Learnt my lesson, never sell if you are certain of why you bought... with that knowledge i rode Capita from 5.50 to 1.50. | A man after my own heart. | |
I like AMC puts long term, moviepass cutting back almost going bankrupt, AMC cash burn from trying to compete with their own subscription program, this earnings should be fine, but Q3 will be one to watch | AMD puts for Q4 of this year or Q1 next year are a pretty good idea as well. Their cash cow TWD will have it's lead actor leave this season after 8 years on the show. Fans are pissed and I see their ratings dropping massively. Sounds a little ridiculous, but that's my train of thought as of now. | |
He bought a charger? Dude he said he was a schoolteacher not an e2 in the military | Or an outrageously overpriced pickup truck. | |
If your 2nd worst trade is still in the green, you'll be just fine | He only made two plays | |
It's helpful if you do it with like $15 AMD contracts, just to see firsthand how it works. Doing it with $250 faggies is pretty fucking dumb. | Well, OP didn't even understand the difference between a stock and an option so there you have it. He is however up 150% and I'm standing here with my fucking dick in my hand down 75% like a bitch. FML | |
Insiders cant sell until 6 months After IPO | I didn’t look at the company. Just all around what I look at when trying o explain a drop | |
Man that flair is brutal | Yours is so much more delightful | |
They were talking about the increase in China tariffs from 10% to 25% | Yeah, I just saw it, thank you. | |
please dont, I am sure math will win at the end and I will be making good money on my puts. | I mean cool it's fine to hold puts, but why are you just spamming shit that is not affecting the price of the stock and is just made to bash Tesla? It's almost like you are upset that TSLA rose by like 2% today | |
About Me: 'I will let you down just like my stocks let me down.' | I’ll go down on you like my portfolio. | |
It’s down around 12% from recent ATH tho | Which explains uncertainty from investors before ER | |
I'm selling mine end of day tomorrow. | Why? | |
Maybe they buy their chips from China or some shit idk | That's not how that works. | |
Well I'm a mathematical illiterate... You must be a cuck or fag? | He got u there u fag/cuck | |
You gucci | what about 35 8/10 at .65? | |
Nope but id rather have the money than be broke and a mod | That's you. We all come here to see people make risky plays and absurd shit like this. Bring your sensibility to investing. I'm sure this autist has his 401k, Roth, rental property, and other boring shit already. I certainly got a huge laugh out of this. | |
Dotard supporters are like the soybean farmers. Dotard ruined their life yet they still supported him. Good thing they are dying out | Dude, you guys are just playing the wrong shit. Get your head in the game. | |
Jesus. I asked my dad for a cigarette yesterday and he offered to share one with me... | Smoke up Johnny | |
DEFENSE | *clap clap* | |
Ill do it for 20$ , honestly fuck it im bored. Just buy me a gatorade after | Keep the $20 and I'll even bring my own Gatorade. | |
Sucks to be poor huh. | as a maccas cashier i just wonder where people pull 50 bucks for shitty food out of their ass and casually waste it on a 3.5$ water bottle containing .33l liquid | |
Noticed there's huge open interest on the APRN OCT 19 2018 $3.50 C's you picked up. Any idea why that particular expiration/strike has such an inordinate amount of interest? | I'm pretty sure alot of people are betting on them either being bought out or having a surprise at earnings. I'm not exactly sure, I noticed the large volume and yolo'd with the rest. Hopefully it's not a lemming train. | |
A fisting? | no that was yesterday | |
That’s the current ban, but they are proposing the expansion to the entire corporation. | Well, I banned Kroger and all Kroger stores starting today. I let them know via tweet. | |
That would take money to create. | Which he has in excess | |
RemindMe! November 30 2018 'Balls of steels play on $IQ with 1M!' | RemindMe! November 30 2018 'Balls of steels play on $IQ with 1M! | |
You're welcome | This is good for Tesla. | |
Can someone confirm or deny these Elon tweets I don’t wanna keep checking his real twitter fml | Its real | |
Eh, UI matters to, and be able to put orders down on spreads is really nice too (especially when you can't afford to buy each leg as a single). I don't regret moving on to TW at all. | Robinhood allows spreads as a heads up all in one trade and commission free. You save an assload on commissions if you trade spreads, iron condors, and butterflies with multiple legs. | |
Really catchy too. I swear I've heard it before but I can't think of where. | It was in the Financial Times last week. | |
He previously had a cost around $34 for very similar number of shares - guessing he closed out the position and opened it up. | Yep! Closed previous position at 43. Bought it again cause it dipped to 40. But it continued to dip LOL. But I’ve been selling covered calls ever since | |
What strike? I wrote 33s, hoping it slides by Friday so I can keep my way the fuck lower amount of IQ shares. | I try to get a dollar a share a contract. So whatever the strike is for that. | |
Fucking nerds fucking cursing like a motherfucker. | Watch your fucking language this is a family sub. | |
I think MU has the possibility to be like AMD. The whole 'Why are you playing AMD?' is nowhere to be found. Yet if you pitched AMD in April you would have been mocked. Just gotta be patient. | I was actually thinking the same thing. MU really is the new AMD. | |
Yea but you could def buy the majority of Americans Catholic churches/priests | To buy the majority of priests you just need a choir boy with tight pants and a free afternoon | |
are you saying you want those low paying manufacturing jobs back in the US? also USAs gov subsidizes plenty of shit as well | I don't care if they come here or not. Tariffs on China force manufacturers to diversify to countries outside of China. There's 194 other countries to manufacture stuff in. | |
Dude made ~25% avg returns for 15 years in his hedgefund. He may be a coked out autist, but he definitely makes plays. | Oh, shit dude I for reals did not know that. You know what they say, An Autist a day keeps the fags away. | |
¿Porque no los dos? | Wouldn't mind. I buy shares so I think both should bounce to the moon after | |
30 dollars does not a hedge make. | In the event it drops 25% it does. | |
G | G | |
I’d love to hear a Chinese investors DD from a trip to the U.S. | No way it'd be as good as my dd. I have the best dd. The BEST. | |
Post Before market opens... so I have extended hours. I know that i could buy some calls but they wont execute till market opens. I made money doing this with AMD because it ran during the day. Any ideas on calls? 200, 202. Hopefully the stock wont open at 200 or 202 then my calls make money right? That's wha tf happened with amd. I know I could by stock in the premarket but I'm tryna make some money. Thoughts? | Go buy longer dated calls at open then. It feels like this thing is going to $200+, if only to reach the $1T market cap | |
Unless either breaks even, then it's a tie. | Unless you buy options | |
August 3 puts, get on my fucking level. | Loool because I like money? | |
Wtf who needs Netflix and chill when you got robinhood tearing your asshole every day | Sometimes it’s nice to do the asshole tearing for a day for a change | |
2 more hikes this year (4 total) is hawkish. Expectations going into the year were 2-4. | Sure, but growth expectations are up since then. Policy is hawkish or dovish relative to the data. The fact that they are going this slow at 4% unemployment is hardly hawkish. | |
Well said | well written | |
Market manipulation for himself and his friends. | 5x30 | |
/r/2meta4meirl | Whats the meta? | |
Watch your fucking language this is a family sub. | Fuck. The fucking kids curse worse than I fucking do. | |
Get the fuck off this sub and go back to late stage autism. | I thought this was a sub for autists?? |
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