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Or not let things stress me at all... sigh | Write a book. Most people would kill for that skill. | |
Thats not how this works | racist! | |
Where do you find expected move | To calculate expected move you add the prices of the ATM call option and the ATM put option then multiply that by 0.85 | |
This makes my pee pee excited | >All of our pee pee's are collectively excited. | |
3 day rule, wait a little | 3 day rule, 6%, seems a little late | |
I would never trust anything near ten grand in a RH account holy fuck. | That’s why you’ll never be rolling in tendies like this guy. | |
How's your day today? | Not as good as I was hoping for, but surely not that bad right? It's green after all. | |
Their stuff works great, and the price is a lot less rapey than Cisco gear. | Oh hell yeah. There’s nothing close at that price point that has their uptime. | |
What’s the ZORD? | ZORD ma nuts | |
RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M' | RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! | |
RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!' | RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!' | |
That’s a bone headed question. Next. | Let's take questions from YouTube. | |
He has 200k parents had 300k and 500k is on margin. He didn't triple his money | Yeah, I mean it says right there his total return is -161k. Unless im misreading how RH reports things, this guy is pissing away this money on stupid meme stocks. Losing 161k for a 1m portfolio is terrible. | |
[I gotchu..shares](https://i.imgur.com/QQunjvB.png) | Bless you. | |
honestly I've been trading options for like 2 weeks that could be completely wrong | It is. Theta will hurt it due to time, not IV. | |
That's what my wife tells me. | When WSB gif masters work faster than RH devs and sysadmins. | |
that frigtarded idiot fuckstick needs to GTFO. | Hey, hey. Political opinions aside, we watch our language here in WSB you autistic fuck | |
Unless you buy options | Even if you buy options? Breakeven for options is when price is at strike + premium, so the buyer breaks even exercising and the writer breaks even buying the shares to sell to the call owner at a loss equal to the premium, thus also breaking even. | |
Do you remember how long it took for them to fix the problem? | 30 minutes before the end of the trading day. Your basically going to chalk today up as a loss. Everything was filled at the price I entered the order in last time this happened. | |
AirPods are fucking dope. | Sound quality is shit for the price. 40 dollar anker headphones sound cleaner | |
Tasty Trades is nice, they're ui takes some getting used to though | Mobile seems a bit clunky, but definitely powerful. I’ll check out desktop later. | |
Close the options now. | just did it. | |
RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! | RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! | |
How does robinhood expect to recover that credit.. lol so wreckless. | Probably why nobody can cash their options rn | |
Im assuming Robinhood will deem WSB mentally unfit to trade options. | There’s gotta be at least one attorney in here. If not, we’ll yolo some options for lawyer fees | |
If it's a nasdaq issue im gonna be fucking thrilled | What’s the fucking protocol then? | |
If that’s the case, it sounds like the later orders might be getting fixed first | Sounds like it. I though I may have done something wrong since I'm new to Robinhood 🤣 | |
Is this gonna be the one ER tsla trades sideways? | Pls no | |
I moved off Robinhood entirely as well. I put a small 10k deposit to play around with on Webull. I was skeptical at first, but now I love Webull. Still not confident enough in them to move the whole thang over from E-trade now. But I'll move a bit more if they get options. | Damn I wish 10k was a small deposit for me. | |
Just made 1500 on my C calls. You startin to sweat over there? | In and out yesterday | |
It was $38k that turned into $72k. I lost $20k on $FB and about $30k on $AMZN calls first. Not to mention that I bought 1 million shares of $LTTGF for the lulz. | What were your AMZN calls? I broke even on mine but I jumped ship pretty early in the morning. | |
Appreciate it 🅱️. Also you work fast, damn nigga | A true boi move | |
A 50% gain within 5 months? I like you. | I'm planning on jumping ship well before that, I was just too poor for anything more ITM. | |
G | G | |
The only real question for a tech company is will adoption go up? China is still developing its broadband penetration and the product is new. We are going to see all kinds of growth and all kinds of gains. | My DD: My wife’s family in Shanghai bought a new tv and iQIY was installed as default. | |
fuck robinhood once this is resolved | 1000 times this | |
Yeah hindsight bias is a real bitch | You mean is was a real bitch | |
Maybe that IS their play money. But long term holds are ok. You won't miss much. But day trading with FDs is another story. | I have ~$125k in RH; can confirm day trading with RH is retarded. It's for longs (or at least monthlies). | |
Holy shit he can *actually* sell the options he bought for profits. | what a fuckin boss | |
Email them and tell them to switch over to AMD hardware | Ayyy | |
i get free trades too, and merill lynch has never crashed on me and their executions are pretty good. | Switching, based comment is based | |
Story is on the daily discussion thread. | Thanks, just read it. That should have been its own post, that's some huge news. | |
Liquidate as much as you can and go all in Tesla 8/3 280 puts. You will be able to close your margin and profit with tendies. Comeback to this post after the call to thank me | TSLA Calls against WSB - Vert Spread https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/93q5eb/tsla_calls_against_wsb_vert_spread/ | |
What’s your strike? Could just be IV crush | 190. They were at $9ish and went to 11 and back down. There was a little loss from iv but the sells not clearing made it go from a profit to a loss. Granted not by much so I can't complain. | |
Ayyy | M | |
I'm thinking I cash out and start playing the options game. | careful | |
The only thing that lets me down on E-Trade is the fees. | If you complain and threaten to leave they often will lower your fees. I’ve done this twice. 9.99 to 6.99 to 4.95$ now. If you don’t have an account balance of $200 they tend to want to retain your business/money. | |
You're literally losing money at 1.25% if you consider inflation has been at ATH in recent years. | but emergency fund... | |
Must be nice. I bought a lot of options and now I can't track them individually. I have no clue what my money is doing. Robinhood might lose me as a customer because this is just insane. A finance app that doesn't let you keep track of your money. Trust is pretty much the cornerstone of giving a service a sizeable amount of your money | Robinhood is shit and so is their customer service. Best of luck | |
Don't worry buddy I'm hopping on that short bus with you | 8/3 $5s here - les goooooo | |
Utter shit right now, $216 on the table | $217 about to break, heading to $216 soon. Unbelievable | |
I like to lose money | Earnings is next week | |
Same. Why such low put volume? Seems like slam dunk. | They postponed earnings to next week. | |
i have to like him in a weird sort of way just because of how ridiculous he is. the man literally shitposted himself all the way to jail. | /ourguy/ | |
Barely | Lol | |
Ded | Redemption | |
Thank you. My first one of these. Had a hell of a time trying to upload it. After looking at it now, I could have made a few lines funnier, but I think it's decent for my first. | Stop criticizing yourself, thats our job you fuck | |
'Meme Reliability Engineering (Ninja/Wizard/Master/Hero/Never loses 1v1 on Rust)'* | Read that as 'Never loses 1v1 on Dust' and thought that was relatable. Reread it and now feel old... | |
G | O | |
I usually throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I’ll go all in. | I usually throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I’ll go all in, then decide otherwise choose a different company lose 78% of my investment while the other one gains 300% | |
I did, I assume that they did it to compensate for the issues earlier. | Lol does anyone on RH even trade stocks? | |
this ain't 'nam | probably some people here with the 1000% loss stare tho | |
You lose faster with FDs. | Waiting for the ER call all morning is a rush roulette just can't give you. | |
I just shorted Elon Musk’s dignity. I’m hoping he insults Anne frank or something in the next week, I’ll make fucking bank. | don't kid yourself. you KNOW that if he did that, the stock would still go higher. | |
Deal, as long as you agree to stop using “gay” as a derogatory term. | You're in the wrong sub then | |
Really hoping for a run up past $40 by 8/17 | Why tf did they dip? | |
Very high. Analysts are retarded and boring. | probably pedos, too | |
They can't. No company can keep growing 70 to 80 every quarter year over year. No one. | That’s not what I said. I don’t disagree. They need better profit margins and lower costs. | |
Has the call started yet? | 5 PM | |
Letter says they expect to be profitable | calls win. It's been fun to watch the enthusiasm in the short position though. I enjoyed when that one guy bet his life savings against TSLA. | |
Says the dude with 33 karma. Rip to your puts so far though | Didn't you parents ever teach you not to kick a man while he's down | |
314 now wtf | 317.5 | |
Tf is going on, Tesla missed earning by 10% and they start skyrocketing? | Fuck tesla | |
you can win at this? | Uhhhh idk i kinda thought I was doing it right. | |
Participating in the system doesn't disqualify them from criticizing said system. | Yeah, but that's like being a racist and chastising any potentially racists person everywhere you go. Kinda makes them look like gigantic hypocrites. Or just plain retarded.... | |
Ship them to the mountains of Cambodia to live in a commune with the remnants of the Khmer Rouge see how they like it. | Nah, they only like communism that has been funded by capitalism. They don't like it when the capitalism money runs out and they have to live like shit. | |
I have 0 faith it's gonna hit $100 by December 21. | Hey I have $80's for 10/19. I'll join your prayer circle if you have one. | |
that is crazy for sure, but knowing tesla you will get assigned on both sides lol | lol options spit roast | |
Robinhood was mad glitchy this morning. Every buy or sell option order said the total amount was $0.00. Check out /r/RobinHood for some of the fallout. Tbf they got it fixed pretty quickly. | And next year, he'll be 6 | |
Yes, because buying a fitness tracker is a great way to feel like you're being healthy without actually doing any work | Yup, so many fat people at my work have done this | |
Low volume today will hopefully get erased tomorrow. There's been consistently high buy orders at open which should hopefully get us back on track. | I’ve been seeing that too after hours and pre market have been good but retail hours have been shit. Makes me think the MM have faith while retail is taking profits and cutting losses. I at least have some time on this contract unlike the rest of my failing portfolio. | |
Why would you buy a put on a stock near its 2014 pricing right before earnings and right before it announced giant joint ventures with the NBA and GVC? | my puts are wayyyyy up over 125% | |
I’ve already got the noose around my neck and my dick in my hand. Ready for either outcome. | Apparently a common fetish. | |
15. Screw off and let me play my squid game. :p | Post portfolio | |
bought about 1000 shares back then, $66/share at the time, pre-split. | Pics or it didn't happen | |
I mean even if he does at this point their production numbers must have people fucking erect. | I guess. Rip my options | |
I'm a pretty big TSLA hater but that TSLA vs Everyone else chart is F'n sexy. | You have some pretty low standards on charts. The second line on it is literally useless. | |
absolute value lookin strong | And yet they're up. Great. | |
TBF, AAPL closed today at 201.xx so it's not *that* far OTM, in retrospect. | Yeah, but he's going to get fisted by theta. | |
I'm expecting huge cash burn which will cause panic. | kek | |
RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! | RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! | |
IV Crush will get you, post an update | Will do. I was hoping for +/- 5% swing but not sure I am going to get that. | |
Nice pull... but you know this thing is rocketing outside of your condor width right? It’s going either way $30... hope it doesn’t land just shy of your OTM calls/puts. Good luck! | Maybe so, but it is looking good so far. I'm hoping I can buy the whole Iron Condor back tomorrow morning for $3 leaving me with $1 profit. On a risk of $6, getting 16% return on capital overnight would be a home run result. | |
Never doubt big dick Musk | Boi's got that shredder piece. | |
As soon as he figures out how to build 5k cars a week in a tent lmao | ... with a box of SCRAPS! | |
Why tf did they dip? | Don't know man it's disappointing....however all hope is not lost, just a fucking long shot...... | |
There's an easier way to light cash on fire. | That wouldn't be in the spirit of things, now would it? | |
Except she does | So does her boyfriend | |
Stop criticizing yourself, thats our job you fuck | /r/wholesomeabuse | |
[Huge position over here](https://i.imgur.com/rt9B3kY.jpg) | Prepare yourself to receive 73¢ two weeks from now, dividend pal! |
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