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was oversold from FB news, ER beat reminded everyone that tinder is king for getting laid | And that DD about women buying tinder gold service | |
Damn bro. You fucked | As long as it stays under $13.50 the $14.5/$13.50 put spread will cover the damage. | |
Oh my God... That's like 3 puts | Dude that's how you get addicted. | |
No doubt my dude. Shoulda coulda woulda ha | Same thing I say on every missed trading opportunity haha | |
Puts fucked. Calls fucked. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be | Perfectly fucked as all things should be. | |
No....these institutions will keep there stock. | based on what? you can't just have shares outstanding when you go private | |
You think it hits 400 tomorrow? | yes. If it goes down I am buying shares. I am selling everything else and buying shares. don't do options you will be fucked by the premium. | |
The prices don’t move after hours as they’re not traded. Only the stock price moves. | I obviously meant the stock itself since it does fluctuate after hours. But thank for pointing that out, pal | |
Yup.. 8 min before the tweet. It was -$900 this morning, I figured it would be amazing to sell at a small profit ($15). Would have been worth 2K as of close | one of us one of us | |
F | F | |
Thanks Jim Chanos | Lil Jimmy's asshole is about to be stretched. | |
I love how I got the trending notification for this exactly 4 hours after it was posted. | Thank God too, saved some $ lol | |
How they stock price is still $13 rn makes no sense | AH bid/ask is more sensitive due to the really low volume rn. only people trading paper are individuals. wait until 10 minutes before open. we'll see 10% swings in either direction and hopefully end up deep red | |
IIRC the Saud's have been diversifying for a while now and investing heavily in renewable energy. So them buying a stake in Tesla makes sense. | yup, they know time is running out and are starting to build massive solar farms | |
And that’s probs what’s gonna happen | its exactly whats going to happen, hahaha so effed. Dman these markets are so efficient. | |
Lol he's fine now. | Pretty much flat now. See, the selling puts on margin strategy worked! (so far) | |
So, what’s wrong with 80-90% profit? | 90% profit sounds good to me | |
you fucks are retarded. he gave you one last chance to cover and now you're fucked. | So much swearing. You can't possibly be wrong. | |
Options are synthetic positions on any underlying, not necessarily 'leverage on stocks'. | One can construct a synthetic position using options. However, options are not defined by them self as synthetic positions on underlying. | |
They only have to buy out the ones who don't want to hold onto their shares in the private fund. That greatly reduces the amount of cash they have to raise. | There is a 20% premium on the buyout. You're going to have to sell most of those shares | |
Also bout $12 8/17 puts as my first options trade ever. I'm an avid Snapchat user and fan but I god I hope this stock fucking tanks | Just curious, why would you short something you're an avid user and fan of? In doing so you're contributing positively to the numbers you want to be negative. | |
Hah my calls are already -97%! | You still have a mighty 3% to go, hooray | |
I think he came out and said he didn’t have all the funding while the stock was halted | Huh? Source? That kind of changes everything. | |
My advice ..... yolo it and report back with the results. | 0 | |
haha thats so crazy. What an idiot. $12,000 for an ATM FD | Hey if Tesla goes to $3,000 he could make money! | |
Ah, I only had a small position. I still hurts though, brings back FB memories. I shouldn’t play tech earning, I’m too old to understand that stuff. | I'm 28 have no idea why or how any of these stocks move, I just gamble from my desk. | |
Desperate much | I have been paying for years and it has been paying off in ♠️'💲 | |
Haha, I stitched the screenshots together. Can’t wait for the bigger iPhone X tho | How do u stitch it nigga? | |
Thank you! | That's what shareholders will be saying when they're bought out. | |
That fucking short squeeze..... | Sucks for them :) to the moon!!! | |
Naww that's a middle finger to all the autists who think self-deleting titty pics is a business model. | It's hilarious how many people legitimately thought that titty pics would save $SNAP | |
Assuming you're smart enough to know what those words mean. | I know free money... | |
You got it boss | Damn, he did it. | |
Stock will be negative in the morning | negative enough for you to win? | |
I thought WSB consensus was puts... | The consensus was definitely puts | |
Maybe you should get a big boy job since 401k = yacht, employer match = free 100% returns bb. | Yeah well I’m stupid | |
They had to throw “state run” in there... long USO!! | They are not sending their best. | |
Maybe we should? Unless somehow the SEC doesn’t care and he actually shows investors he has proof funding is secured. | You reek of desperation. Just admit TSLA cucked your portfolio | |
18.6% up!!! Damn, I only got 5 contacts. | Better than most! | |
400 millimeters of what? | Tubes. | |
9/21 $48c @ $4.10 strike currently. | RemindMe! 12 hours 'More Retarded ER Plays' | |
If he’s outright lying, then yeah that’s a big problem. I have no idea where this whole ‘proper channels’ shit comes from - usually there’s a Reuters / AP / Bloomberg thing that gets traded on for a few minutes before the general public can find out - they just see the stock doing something weird. Tweeting it actually seems more ‘equal access’. This fake controversy just smells like old media being salty they didn’t get first dibs | You know what man? I thought it was crazy that our president tweeted stuff and now Elon Musk tweeted this, but you’ve got a point. We need this to be the norm. No more getting sloppy seconds | |
box combo, sub slaw for toast, buy extra sauce everytime | get that fucking slaw outta here | |
Well the CEO is also the CEO of square and twitter.... so ... probably not? | Fake news | |
Yea, they increased to 5 bn authorized shares, so 200k shares will be diluted to about .05% | Authorized shares don't mean anything. The number you need to look at is outstanding shares. That said, he still doesn't own 20%. | |
Are you tell me $500 8/3 calls on TSLA were unreasonable? They were what I could afford! | Yes try MU 90 7/20 those are better! Free money! | |
RH notifications are always late for me; just got Apple earnings report today | RH: *yo btw housing market just crashed 10 yrs ago* | |
Seems like it is fraud if he doesn’t have funding or isn’t close to having funding to go private. “Funding secured.” can get him in trouble | I don't have much confidence in him to think through his tweets ahead of time but I have a real hard time seeing a tweet getting him in trouble. Very curious to see how this plays out | |
How do I become a 5%er? Is there a subscription to the sub I can buy? | don’t do 95% of the plays mentioned here | |
We've had ourselves a doozy of a day officer | These kids are killin’ themselves all over our property! | |
I thought I was the only one | We can turn this into a support group my dude | |
Holding 8/17 40’s. Wait it out a week? | Yup, probably a good idea | |
If he legitimately has funding then where's the fraud? | BOOM sorry poots get cucked | |
Yup, didn't factor in Elon Time. | Check mate shorts. Didn’t see that move did ya? | |
It closed at $380 because first hour nobody knew if he was kidding or not and after he resumed tweeting, trading was halted for rest of the day. Well, watch the stock tomorrow I guess. | I say it goes to 400 tomorrow. The main risk now is shareholders don’t agree or something happens with SEC. | |
“...while MSFT exceeds earnings and is down 17%” | This is bad for MU | |
Fuck. Missed it. Hopefully there’s a dip tomorrow I can buy in | what kind of play you thinking on WB? I'm thinking 8/17 90 calls | |
You’ll get the D later. | After you pull out of your mouth? | |
Considering the risk free rate would have yielded about $300 on the same amount of capital over the same time period, I’d like to argue that you are in fact losing money. | Valid. Good thing this is just play money! ;) I consider it all something I can learn from and try to do better next time. | |
Let it be said that Elon musk does not dump | I heard he doesn’t have a butthole. Is that true? | |
It’s worth 420. If they turn it down it could go higher. | The opposite is true though. If they turn it down, shit continues drilling toward the center of the earth. | |
Ok late to the party. I bought an 8 dollar $SNAP put for .03 and now its worth .04, i highly doubt it will hold, but why am I (potentially) making a dollar on this stupid trade? After the call i highly doubt snap is going to drop under 8 dollars. Who is seriously buying this and driving the price up. I literally wanted to light $3 on fire. Wtf? | I’m not 100% sure but I believe it’s bc Options don’t trade after hours so your price hasn’t updated | |
Passed? Pretty sure TSLA just declared that tweets were viable themselves..... | Don’t you realize the majority of this sub has an extra chromosome? | |
so can T and F, and as gay as they are, they would diversify my 100% MU portfolio. | F me harder with that regular dilution, baby | |
Same thing I say on every missed trading opportunity haha | My dumb fucken twitter 33puts woulda hit and I shoulda all in on it? Yeah sometimes it's just to hard to muster up the courage to drop real money on 15% OTM options. | |
You have to understand | It’s called desentimidation | |
I don't blame you. I've never even heard of this situation happening before and had no idea why it was dropping so much. | Lost a tenth of what you did, but man... uncharted territory here for me. | |
what kind of play you thinking on WB? I'm thinking 8/17 90 calls | That works for a quick swing. I’m in some 9/21 $90s | |
Lol what? | Spaghetti butt | |
I don't necessarily think short sellers are dirtbags or that they were in the wrong, TSLA definitely has some creative accounting behind it. I do think that as a company they're at a point where not worrying about quarterly earnings or the crush of manufacturing expectations will be much better for them. | Shouldn't they not have to worry about quarterly earnings any more since they're super profitable now? | |
Thank you! Would they need to buy every single share or just 51%? What's the market cap? Can there be a credible investor? | Elon and a few key investors already own a controlling interest in the company, and Elon says they will let existing smaller investors roll their investment into a special fund, so they buyout is going to be less than 50%, potentially a lot less. | |
Not sure what you are smoking but that new update is waaay better than the previous one. | Nah sucks ass. The 'new' tab doesnt even do shit. They should replace that with a 'catagories' or 'genre' tab that just redirects to the breakdowns under the search menu. | |
The People of Wallstreetbets v. Elon Musk | I’m looking forward to season 2 of dirty money | |
I drink only the best Costco triple distilled vodka, doesn't get much cleaner. | Which is actually Grey Goose from what I understand. | |
ever | Adderall? | |
QQ | Am I supposed to be the one QQing? I would be quite content to make money in either direction on this insane, coke-addled scheme. Needless to say, I do not have a position at this time, nor have I held one. I am just excited to see how this madness pans out. | |
Lets talk tomorrow Put fucker :) | Put fuckers represent! | |
I think I only have 30 hits of lsd left, think that's enough to get me on your guy's level? | Pretty sure you'd need to mix cocaine with DMT and Viagra for this to sound reasonable. | |
Covered Tesla leaps means you're short the call and long the stock. | Oh i missed covered | |
Jesus haven’t you lost enough money?? | Low risk high reward. I am currently up, fyi. | |
Happy cake day! | Oh shit, I didn’t even notice that. Thanks! | |
How much lobbying bucks would it take to make the markets open 247 | You didn’t understand what he just said | |
Why would you buy OTM calls dude. Always buy 5-10% ITM on swing plays bro, rookie numbers. | Win or lose, I'm not here for a participation trophy. | |
r u actually retarded or do you just pretend to be on the internet | Based on 2nd comment he is actually retarded | |
It will only make the stock go up when they have to buy and cover ☝️ | No he’s shorting so when he says the deal going private is off the table. Then he’ll buy more and say it’s back on the table. If he continues to do this the SEC can’t do anything. | |
Sounds Boring to me. | How can we short on flamethrower ? | |
>Elon Mars announces plans to acquire $SNAP for $69/share | This seems to be the most logical progression. | |
It’s provocative | It gets the people going. | |
>lately | Perception definitely changed. Even normies doubt him now. | |
You hold or sell | Sold most at 150% profit thank god cause now its only 50% | |
F | F | |
IV CRUNCHY CRUNCH BB 😂 | No coming back from this huh? | |
They seem to be a pretty good company. DD working on a project for them. | Glad to hear. | |
Premiums are ridiculous on this one though. | Agreed. Went longer dated, and the BE points for that horizon on a growth stock we're less ridiculous. | |
The opposite is true though. If they turn it down, shit continues drilling toward the center of the earth. | I guess we’ll see | |
Please make my $13 8/10 P worth something. Fuck this company. | I am actually 100 up after beeing blood-red this morning. Let's pray for the saudi prince to pull his money out after the recent events with Canada. | |
This. Im disappointed in myself for not straddling and taking 8/10s. I stand by puts and i think a 30-90 day put would still end up in the money | Still early so there could be a reversal but it looks like investors are already wising up to snap's bullshit | |
They haven't announced their plans for the repatriation of cash held overseas. | I would imagine they do something before the end of the year right? | |
Where can I get news for downgrades on individual stocks? | Jewgle | |
Credit spreads ftw. | Hooray! I sold call and put spreads so here's hoping! |
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