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Difference is Tesla froze their own stock, not the sec. | Yeah, I didn't mean that SEC halted stock trading but Nasdaq (after TSLA requested it obviously). | |
How do you cover that? Cash + otm call? Or does your broker let you write a naked strangle? | I use tastyworks. They let me go naked on straddles. They just reduce my buying power based on the IV of the options being sold. When IV is high it typically doesn't take too much, especially if your selling way OTM on each side. | |
8/17 is not that much better. Down 71% right now. | Lmfao at least around 55% now ayyy | |
90% profit sounds good to me | That’s maximum possible profit on a put by itself if timed right and taken out to expiration. On a straddle it’s going to be far less (as I used in the example, if you pay $7 for a straddle on shares worth a little over $8, the most you can possibly make on the short side is a little over a dollar, or 12%.) | |
How is it going? | Sold all at 1.50. Loss of like 25-30k total. | |
I guess people are assuming it peaked + the china news, but if people really think that'll hurt apple theyre retarded. Im confused as well whats causing such a huge sell off, it may just be irrationality. | 'Apple peaked' types the man from his company iPhone while simultaneously buying MU puts on his personal iPhone | |
More meats now. | Does Arby's know that BWW doesn't actually serve buffalo? | |
No one even mentioned DD memeboi | Why u here then? | |
Oh no it's flatlining | I also use myspace. | |
I’ve been holding since September :( | Holee Fuck. | |
You sound eerily like a Trump supporter with that comment. | That’s is Dr. God Emperor Trump to you, filthy commie. | |
All mutual funds need to sell which is already 30%. All investors that aren’t accredited need to sell. I think it’s a scam and won’t happen. | I can see mutual funds needing to be sold but nonaccredited investors will not have to sell, check the letter from Tesla. Also it appears the board has been discussing this for weeks...so unless the entire board is corrupt then it's not a scam. | |
Why would you lose money if you bought calls and the stock jumps? Isn't that all profit now if you buy? | Because there is a perceived limited upside of 20 per share now, which was less than the principal. They will go up but they won't hit the strike price if the deal goes through | |
What's a typical annual return on a 401k or IRA? Like 5%-10%? | Depends entirely on the underlying assets. Look up common 401k or IRA plans | |
its easy just sort by new and read every non brown thread. | I did this and I instantly lost money. | |
Is there any reason why shareholders would not approve it if it means their stock can get bought for higher than market value? Is there any likelihood that it wouldn't happen? | ... lol well if you thought a stock could be 600 in 3 years would you sell it for 420? I’m not saying I do but there are plenty of reasons | |
Nah sucks ass. The 'new' tab doesnt even do shit. They should replace that with a 'catagories' or 'genre' tab that just redirects to the breakdowns under the search menu. | Makes it easier to get back to search or categories at least on the roku tv's it does not sure about anywhere else. | |
Who? | Monsters University, I believe | |
Trade war should only indirectly/minimally impact either of these companies since their user base is within China and they’re pretty much the equivalent of Twitter and Google | my wb calls are bleeding bro lol (and earnings were good too)...do you think it will swing back up jeez it keeps going down | |
It’s not the “considering” part that has people doubting, it’s the “funding secured” part. But don’t believe the hype, Elon makes a lot of announcements like this on twitter, and people always say they are lies or jokes, but they always turn out to be true. It’s very likely Tesla will be going private. | My thoughts as well. I think there are just a lot of salty people out there willing to turn anything they can into a 'crime' as long as it's against someone they don't like. | |
> funding secured | As I said, no evidence of financing. If he makes an actual proposal it's one thing, but a company wide email with zero details and tweets talking about a corporate structure that doesn't exist (everyone can stay a shareholder, but it's private!) don't really instill confidence. Obviously Wall Street agrees because shares are not trading anywhere close to $420. | |
Typical a contract represents 100 shares | Okay. Thank you very much. Got what I wanted to know! | |
they are a profitable company | -.14 EPS this quarter | |
Great day to buy some Jan SNAP puts on the cheap | Join us! | |
What were you saying | What were you saying | |
Holding calls. | what strike and exp? | |
does no one else realize how retarded this graph is | that's IG Stories DAUs, not number of photos/videos posted to stories. it's a fair comparison. if anything it favours Snapchat since they include users who aren't posting stories | |
Well no cause if the price was above 420 you would just sell for the higher price. But who would buy when they know it’s gonna close to 420. It won’t happen. | If those shareholders sold above 420, it would naturally push the price back down. The effect would be more dramatic the larger the selloff. | |
Market order once again proven to be excellent. | Got market order fucked like a normie yesterday on tesla calls before halt.... rip | |
Yeah and don't forget to put away 20%of your income to alchohol | Hookers, why does no one invest in hookers. | |
BRK 😂😂😂 | Yeah no way Berkshire touches Tesla. They buy boring, undervalued blue chips that have been around forever. Not fancy overpriced hype machines. | |
due diligence | get out | |
But don't you just want everyone to be able to express themselves? | No. | |
Are you fucking retarded... They don't just sell taser weapons... They prolly have the best body cam and in-car camera system on the market for police and military..... AND it's a subscription model | And their mandatory cloud storage for those units is expensive af | |
Feel you here. Loaded up after the dump over the last month. Only 200 shares though since most of my money is still in nintendo and Visa. | I’m excited to see what happens after the forward split. Any day now. | |
Iv CRUSH? Clearly this guy knows his shit | Something, something, I do | |
#DADDY ELON TAKING YOU ON AN ADVENTURE. ENJOY THE RIDE! | This is worse than that dead hooker he strapped to the Roadster and launched to Mars | |
I think it’s hilarious that people research other reddit users | It’s the first sign that someone doesn’t have an argument. “Yeah, but your post history!” | |
RSI, market direction, price history, ( i.e amzn bounced back from 1750’s and I figured Monday/Tues would be slower inches forward before Wednesday breakout, which I mentioned in a few comments), watching QQQ and SPXS - also many of the other big stocks (seems to me to trade in packs with few deviations on many days - not all. But this was one of those days so I took it) and of course, current events or announcements/meeting like Fed minutes. | Aka voodoo magic | |
Call credit spread baby, that's exactly what i wanted. | I sold all my calls at a profit with the spike before earnings. . . Idk why any head ass would hold on to this shit, lmao. | |
i defended the fuckboy.. it used to say I <3 FAGGOTS | Right | |
LEAVE ELON ALONE | It’s a conspiracy | |
Right? Bought on Friday, held, stock tanks 6.5%. Put value? Drops 50% | Same happened to me with $PENN a couple weeks back. | |
I can see mutual funds needing to be sold but nonaccredited investors will not have to sell, check the letter from Tesla. Also it appears the board has been discussing this for weeks...so unless the entire board is corrupt then it's not a scam. | At this point, I wouldn't put it past them. Anyone with a brain or a reputation to protect has left, all that is left is sycophants. | |
aw fuck i dont want to pay tax on fake internet points | I upvoted you in case the government takes 10% of your karma. | |
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With a spare wheel where two normal wheels should be | Don't forget that it's about to be repoed, but don't worry those $MU calls will definitely come through. | |
That's like one contract tho so you gained, what, 7 bucks? | Also, I bought it at like $0.84 last week so 25% in a week I cant really complain about. I'd have gone heavier but my asshole was still super sore from the long dick of $PYPL, so I was pretty nervous and only bought a single contract. | |
Shouldn't they not have to worry about quarterly earnings any more since they're super profitable now? | How do you define 'super profitable'? | |
Short TSLA then? | I've been trying that. It hasn't worked out too well. | |
Earnings whisper | Yeah but how do you get the weekly calendar | |
Holy fuck, go open an Ally savings account and get out of this sub. You are full on retarded. | Ironic from a wallstreetbetter lol | |
Shop or sq long. | What's your reasoning behind shop? | |
What about prior to settling? That's why I said increase his leverage. | If they hadn't settled yet what would there be to go public about? The fact that they are considering settling? The result would still be the same, they would withdraw the settlement and he'd get nothing. | |
Why couldn't he go to trial in the UK? There it would be an easy win for pedo guy. | Because UK courts don’t have standing to hear a case against a US business man who made comments on US based website from the US against a person in Thailand. One nations laws don’t cover the entire earth. Even if a judge was foolish enough to hear the case, they would have no authority to collect damages. | |
My thoughts as well. I think there are just a lot of salty people out there willing to turn anything they can into a 'crime' as long as it's against someone they don't like. | Pretty much anything he does has some people asking “is this fraud?” It’s really very silly. | |
With blackjack and hookers | My yacht is made from decks of cards and hookers | |
Sold all at 1.50. Loss of like 25-30k total. | You don't think it will drop more before next Friday? | |
Honestly if they didn’t fuck up their UI they still would’ve have a good retention rate. | That didn't help, but I guarantee the user losses continue. | |
It’s marked shit post for a reason lol, I think intc is going up tho | Same, or else I wouldn't still be holding my bags. | |
literally 0.02 of IV in them now so fuck it, 2 days to go down 27 cents isnt that big a move for this POS | I think this POS is trading sideways just as a fuck you to put holders. | |
Depends on the earnings results. Usually not though. I would say a week after is about the lowest. If you have TOS you can graph IV to how it goes historically for any stock | Can you elaborate? I have the IV and HV studies underneath my charts but would love something more indepth | |
So what do you get out of being invested if you can’t sell? I think the share price would drop to book value if no outsiders could bid the price up and that would be zero as it is right now. | Idk I couldn't find anything about these kinds of funds online. Id imagine overall yes the shares are worth less after it is privatized. I don't know what benefits Tesla would have for private share holders either, couldn't find examples. | |
What does that have to do with being a publicly traded or privately held company? | You can't be traded if you cease to exist. Thus you see all these stunts from Elon. This one in particular may end up costing him all of the losses that short sellers incurred because of his tweet. | |
it's me ur brother | hi brother. U think intc will ride through 50 tomorrow? | |
Because you have very little and dwindling ruling potential and would like to be among others who are also lessening theirs? | Whatever helps you sleep at night | |
None of my friends watch regular sports and even more of them don't watch 'esports.' | So basically what you're saying is all of your friends don't exist. | |
Haha, you paid a commission. | Haha, you care about commission. | |
You could also just invest in herbalife, they've been caught running cocaine around. | Yes but cocaine goes against their company mission: 'Never sell something, which actually has an effect'. | |
You selling calls? | Haha you think anyone on here has enough to buy 100 of a stock | |
That's a no. He makes money. We lose money. Big diff | Hey guys the Japanese multi billionaire who runs a giant ass holding company that's buying into all the major tech companies in the US is totally one of us. | |
I've been trying that. It hasn't worked out too well. | You just haven't shorted enough | |
I want to buy one share of tsla and be part of the fund | Hopefully TSLA doesn't go private in the 4 years it takes you to save up $350 bucks | |
20 minutes left you sonofabitch delete this before you jinx it | I blame OP | |
The easiest way is to throw old ppl under by cutting SS. Although aarp might riot | If they can overpower me I deserve my slow, gummy death. | |
Look at this baller. | YEAH I KNOW IT. | |
Is it tho? Going back through people's online history to make fun of them for stupid shit they say is all the rage | Long Blackmail ($BKML)? | |
You think it will pop on the announcement? | It gonna be Papa John | |
Yes, I drive a Ford | Me too nigga | |
RemindMe! 12 hours 'More Retarded ER Plays' | Told you | |
[He asked himself](https://i.imgur.com/vkrztxn.png) one month ago. | If he’s losing his shit over the dis drop. I can’t wait for him to dive into some 90mu calls. | |
He already said that though lmao. He wouldn't be able to say anything about a settlement and musk sure isn't going to so there's literally no difference. | No, he didnt. And no shit he wouldn't be able to say anything about a settlement | |
That's what happens to options when nothing happens. You lose time value, you lose volatility premium, and you lose your money as a result. | I wouldn't call a 6.71% drop 'nothing happening.' But Snapchat is just so fucking retarded that you would need an absolutely apocalyptic scenario for those puts to make any gains. | |
I can speak as one of those massholes, you bet your ass I'll be going too often to the casino cheering my ass off for the red sox betting too much on them. | Ability to bet on local teams legally will be awesome for the special events business. The company I used to work for had a six figure contract for any Boston team championship parade. I kept telling my boss he should send me to Vegas when the Patriots won the AFC so I could place a bet on the Giants to hedge the potential contract. He said no. Lots of I-told-you-so the next week. | |
I V C R U S H | Buy a month from earnings, less I V C R U S H. | |
I can't even unload my $14s wtf | When/what did you buy them at? | |
I’m pretty sure Tesla actually was planning to do that. | [I'm pretty sure Elon was told repeatedly it was not possible, but he said it anyway.](https://www.scribd.com/document/376359070/Tesla-Lawsuit) | |
Wow we already in tendie land. Lets go to steak land tomorrow | well shit... looking more like ramen land tomorrow! | |
My anus is bleeding | its 2018 | |
im just swing trading FB calls and making bank. | no wrong way to make money. Get that dough. | |
But if they have a growing user-base for each of their games that's increased revenue from lootboxes + cosmetics + events etc. But I see what you're saying. | I think this is primarily my issue with them now is that I don't find them growing their userbase much anymore. Most of their current assets already have set audiences and will likely just maintain their current members. Cash cows right now are World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Overwatch, Hearthstone, and Candy Crush. All are pretty old at this point. | |
Don't forget the plastic surgery. It's almost a requirement for female pop stars in Asia. | not just females m8 | |
Hold out for them tendies. Scared money don't make money. | and fearless money is someone else's money now | |
Not bad, eh? | 15 percent intraday? nice dude congrats wish i followed your advice | |
There's some truth to that, but Intel is still king in the mainstream consumers' minds. Intel Inside™ bruh. | 'Dude yer gettin a intel' - early 2000s commercial probably | |
What was the premium? IV is still shit, if it increases you might get something. | 15c | |
And poopies. | This certainly comes along with the adderall | |
Well look at the AMZN chart, it's green candle after green candle. That will change and then you'll stop seeing these posts. | People gonna PUT scalp? | |
it's like watching children discover explosives | I didn't know it was even possible for people to lose money as fast as they do here | |
Or he'll turnout like a liberal, and blame wealth inequality for why he's a turd. | He might even do all of these things in one lifetime maybe one week |
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