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This is worse than that dead hooker he strapped to the Roadster and launched to Mars | She’s dead?! | |
I'm sad I'm going to need to find a new company with a twitter CEO to stalk. | Mark Zuckerberg? | |
Pro Tip: Load up more money so your % loss doesn’t look as bad. You’ll feel better about yourself | This guy is woke. | |
did you jump in or what? | Nope, after SNAP burned me I wasn't going to Yolo this one. If I had hit on SNAP I probably would have bought a few call contracts on this one as they met expectations | |
Let's just hope it doesn't go sideways... | Kind of sideways. Glad I bought a put, but the other $700 in calls is probably toast. | |
Yeah, he’s now married, 2 kids, runs a successful computer business...total lame loser, definitely doesn’t belong here with the cool kids | Sounds like a very successful beta male provider husband. Good for him. | |
Proof or ban. | He's actually fucking done it wtf | |
Naw just all in spy and sell otm fds to wsb | Hmm, so pretty much covered calls? Whats the downside here? Seems low risk. | |
I read it to that one song | #metoo | |
What’s a GPA? | Gains produced annually | |
I meant is public or private better. | It really depends on a lot, want liquidity to be able to sell when ever? Public. Want to be able to make decisions that would be hard to do in a public company/ plan on holding very long term private. There are many factors but for selling reasons I never would mess with private. Unless it’s my “baby” | |
Price of nearest at-the-money straddle (cost of buying a put and cost of buying a call) divided by current price. | I thought a strangle was buying a put and call. | |
15c | It's bleed AH makes me think tomorrow will open low but we'll see. I don't know if/when it will bounce back. You're safer going 8/24 or 8/31. | |
Shit is like 250% | What's 250%? IV? On what? | |
Do any of us? | Hope for SNAP bleeds, NVDA rally and uhhhhhhhhhh... yeah idk what the fuck is happening. | |
There YOU have it. $SNAP is fucking crazy haha | Both side dead lol | |
That works for a quick swing. I’m in some 9/21 $90s | Lol...man they keep going down...wonder what's going on with these guys | |
they’re bound to be right sooner or later. | Kinda hard to predict when that is with so many of these articles | |
I feel like this stock is going to fucking plummet if the vote doesn't go through. At least losses with calls are limited. | So time to buy some puts | |
He's just trying to throw the SEC off his scent. It's the oldest trick in da book. He did the same thang when he was an Intern at Enron. | Headline: Confused SEC Can’t Even Find TSLA in NYSE Registry; Closes Investigation. | |
https://m.nasdaq.com/earnings/report/goos | yea, i assume the last one was late then | |
Is that based on anything or just numbers pulled from the rectum. | It's actually TheRectum© and you too can access it for just $20 behind the Arby's. | |
Black science man | And suddenly I know exactly | |
but if you have the boat, why did you have to pay the woman to shit in your mouth? | One girl no cup. | |
I guess... But it should be valued at least DBL what it's currently trading at | Am I crazy or does it look like you have ample time for a recovery? | |
Come inside nerd | Too late. | |
This leveraged x1000. Not worth rolling the dice until the trade war is settled. | Now is the time to buy but your probably autistic and buy at the top | |
To shreds you say? | How’s the husband faring? | |
That's just a customer retention scheme. It's either retarded or diabolical, I'm not sure which. | Maybe it's a joint deal with the pizza company. Everyone's starving after working out, and everything's delicious when you're starving. If you're advertising pizza, it's the best time to stuff your food in someone's face. | |
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Not a chance. They have near complete monopoly of their industry and FB choked on a dick and failed their entry and they had guidance saying about as much. Autistic millennials swiping right all over this motherfucker. | Sure but 19% spike with no rebound at all? I think thats a little optimistic. Even if it goes down 2-3% and holds ill be happy. | |
Looks like around 20% | Nice. So fireworks | |
Yeah I wish I could get a 3.1% APY unsecured loan for $230k. | Who said it was unsecured? | |
If you get a 250k loan to buy Tesla you can retire tomorrow. | That's just science | |
I prefer avoiding the hand people use to wack their Willys | Most men hold their phones in their right. | |
Only 5? | I would finally buy one share as a sort of commemorative gesture if he tweeted this. | |
you can go to the gains & losses page and select some days but i dont think this feature is on the app. if you use the options house app it shows a YTD gain/loss. | Thanks. I'll take a look | |
The whole of EU will take it like a bitch. | 'Murica | |
Yes it's a day trade. Buying FD's for scalps you would probably want to buy the closest OTM call/put relative to current price. | Personally doing any scalping like this I like to keep the delta at least at .70, it typically make the run up more smoother and less jagged | |
Dibs on trading on insider info | Cmon man we’ll all be doing it together | |
I’ll be your beneficiary. | Make TSLA the beneficiary. | |
What does buying calls mean? | It's like buying Likes or Followers for FB or TWTR, except with calls, the foreigners spam your cellular telephone. | |
If he’s losing his shit over the dis drop. I can’t wait for him to dive into some 90mu calls. | He might not have brains to not do that, but he also doesn’t have the balls to do that. | |
Right | no really, that used to be my flair.. i kinda miss it though.. fuckboy defender is a bit irrelevant now (that was when the whole r/place shit was going on) | |
I didn’t say option dude. Just short it. | BuT OpTiOnS R sHoRtS?? | |
It’s been too good for too long damnit | With DD like this, you can't lose. | |
Isn't that what we're supposed to do? Invest in our future? | I guess I have no future since my investments amounted to nothing | |
Let's do it and make a pact that after the deal is approved by shareholders, we won't sell to to shorts covering their positions for anything less than $1m/share. | Price fixing the stock market? 🤔 it's retarded enough that it just might work. | |
I live in NJ and the gyms are in Indiana, Memphis, and Columbus so I’m not around the day to day tbh. | well this thread was underwhelming. | |
If you work in finance and your employer blocks Wizdaddy, there's something terribly wrong with him. Switch your workplace asap, it's going bankrupt in 90 days, tops | Where does he work and how do I short it | |
$MU to $10. | $10k, you forget the k. | |
Yep! Thanks to this stranger, my losses are now only 75.67%! | 1,024.33% to go! | |
This is bad for MU | Keeps lowering EPS by earning more money. | |
How do you define 'super profitable'? | Making a big money | |
Clearly I could just tag the sub in his post but I believe a formal invitation is more fitting.. | Greetings kind sir, please join our community of like-minded individuals on a quest for the bottom. | |
In Musk I trust. But I do understand trust can be misplaced, we all have to learn that hard lesson. | This guy is landing reusable rockets and sending his cars into space. He can fucking handle the SEC, lol. | |
I put $100 on $2 calls just to see what would happen with the merger tomorrow. | Same here.. have a 1.8 basis reduced from 2.36 originally | |
Valid. Good thing this is just play money! ;) I consider it all something I can learn from and try to do better next time. | Just had to make sure you understand that we don’t make money here | |
Looks like they'll sell off after PPI | Hopefully. I bought another short contract at 7475 before going to bed last night. It was an active overnight session. | |
Hey guys the Japanese multi billionaire who runs a giant ass holding company that's buying into all the major tech companies in the US is totally one of us. | Ethnically he’s Korean, surprisingly. | |
Not bad if you're a good trader | True | |
Yeah i mean unfortunately all the toyotas worth speaking about these days are lexus branded cars. Some of them are fantastic, but theyve kind of lost the spirit of the original toyotas that were just cheap simple reliable fun cars. They only make economy crap or luxury cars now. I suppose its just a reflection of the widening income disparity. | I agree. The 90s was a carnival for them (Supra days). Most Lexus can be boring too, but a few are nuts. New lc500 was a surprise too | |
? Earnings | Earnings were great | |
Stocks don't have an ER run up if they're going to bomb ER.. | Why wouldn’t they? It helps create volatility increasing option prices and crush. | |
Aaand it’s down to 1.3% premarket... | Stays above 52.5 | |
How about not at all? Sounds like unsubscribing would save them some cash. | Make this man the ceo | |
He thinks trump isn't going to get 4 more years lol | My man low key doesn't know that we only elect presidents every 4 years. | |
What exactly do you think pseudo means? | It means fake | |
Obesity is going up... so let’s buy shit people are clearly not using? | as obesity rates go up more and more people are signing up for gyms and getting meal replacements every year. however no one said u can fix or reduce the obesity crisis with just these two things. | |
TSLA FD's I hope | Nope . TSLA leap puts | |
/r/all memes | Then it’s a good thing that I don’t get it | |
Well if I remember correctly gyms make money on the people who don’t go. | That's Planet Fitness's entire business strategy. It's cheap enough so people are too lazy to go out and cancel their membership | |
I don’t know how US law works bit maybe you could argue that since (or *if*, idk) every other manufacturer agrees on it and has for some time it’s industry practice and basically mandatory? | That's pants on head retarded and would just be banning innovation. | |
Thanks. Ya know, I love the idea behind Tesla, but the execution really isn’t there to be able to take on the entire established automotive industry no matter how you cut it. $TSLA is one of the few true value=feelings stocks. You can see how earnings and performance news affect other companies (namely Twitter and Facebook recently), and it’s only a matter of time before Tesla can’t outrun their own bullshit. Private or not, Tesla will fold soon. | Lol you think your sentiment is new | |
no you don't lol... i think you wasted a lot of time. Google this topic. | /s | |
We don’t do disclaimer here. | He lost all credibility to me now. | |
Same here.. have a 1.8 basis reduced from 2.36 originally | It’s not looking good, lol | |
Isn't that just momentum investing with extra steps? | But they invest with *each other* | |
Delete system32 folder, I'm trying it right n | Hey, I figured out how to do that and now my dad's laptop won't turn back on. I had to use my phone to reply. Does it start up again after a few minutes? | |
I did the same but bought $50 in $2 calls. | Did the same play, big oof so far. | |
But price is derived from transactions, not a model. So the IV is basically a plug from what premium people are willing to pay. People are willing to pay a premium if they expect the price to move a certain amount. Hence, implied volatility. | ok that's what i meant. you actually said it better than I did. | |
I noticed, it's a risky move. | Did you play it? | |
So two days ago? | 9/7 is September 7th you autismo | |
Maybe because people are buying the 3200 | can confirm, just dropped 1k on 64gb of that there 3200 (ballistix by micron) | |
All that $FB needs is to get past $186.50 and then it will move past $187 fairly quickly. After that it’ll go to $190 in the next week or so. | Agree. But my calls are bleeding rn. | |
Microsoft everywhere. Its boss. But maybe next time buy like 2 weeks - 6 months out. Are you gonna make money on your calls? | Not on the 110s. I bought a bunch of 106 and 110 calls for aug 10th at the beginning of July. The 106s I made like 5% on, and the 110s I sold this morning to minimize the loss. quick math it looks like I made about 2% total :( was hoping for a lot more out of these guys. | |
You mean the company that went bankrupt and needed a government assistance check because they couldn't pull themselves up by their bootstraps? You mean that Chevy? | Murica | |
I have some other plays going with $DBX, $MSFT, $AMZN, and some $SPY calls. Looking for a 10 bagger. Got any leads? | What’s your DBX play and thesis | |
TA means a lot. It shouldn't, but it does becomes algo's trade off of TA and they have a lot more funds than retail investors. | Dumb question, what’s TA? | |
It’s not looking good, lol | Not ideal tbh | |
What’s the strike? $12? | Yeah... I just refuse to believe this piece of shit stays above 12 much longer | |
100 HMNY shares | What's that, like, 2 cents? | |
Only because I got a venti. | Take my upvote ventiboi | |
why not $90 calls? | I’m still working on my gene editing program to add that extra chromosome to make that call. I’ll let you know when done. | |
It’s fairly easy to track the latest buying/selling at an institutional level. Harder to track the date, but I do know they sold shares around the time they were praising MU, then turn around a week later and lower their rating. | How do you track that | |
Earnings were great | Not for that valuation | |
9/25 | Thought it was soon. Standard buy now and sell the week before? | |
MU needs to announce that they're going private at $69 a share to burn the MS shorts | and then dilution | |
I stumbled upon Madder Money from a post here in WSB yesterday. Listened yesterday while doing some bullshit paperwork for my day job. Pretty much a WSB podcast. | How do you find them I can’t find see any podcasts on YouTube | |
Hope you guys held... It's rising | I chickened out like a little bitch and sold like 40% down on my calls...smh |
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