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....And there is a shit ton more people who are not. I had a friend who moved to a new area and never bothered to go visit and cancel it. It ended after two years when the credit card expired. This has been the story of Subscriptions. | I did that with Anytime fitness, just never went back and they actually just cancelled my membership and didn't send me to collections they are my favorite. | |
So your saying there's a chance.... | BREAKING: ELON MUSK SELLS TESLA, BECOMES CEO OF MICRON. MICRON UP 300%. | |
Same. Something about this rally reminds me of the last couple of weeks of January. | That's a little extreme. But the Nasdaq is green 8 sessions in a row. I don't think any respectable short term trader is long on the Nasdaq. | |
I ain't done yet. Check the new verse | You should email the PR department and get paid for such brilliance. | |
Can’t Fe-Lon the E-Lon. | Can’t rustle the Musk | |
Narrator: They didn't | lamo | |
Elong Dong is like Jesus, dont mess with him. | Crucifixion wen | |
I don't know about a woman, but you surely can fuck a fellow wsb cardboard house owner and discuss how you can take a mortgage on that cardboard. | More free money for Uncle Elon so you can upgrade to reinforced cardboard. | |
Who knew soy beans would win us a trade war? | Easy trade something something | |
A pullback for micron? Its trading at a pe of 5 with DRAM increasing through at least the BOY that along with cost decreases from their 1y ramp should increase margins. Nand is tight, but vast majority of MU's rev comes from DRAM and some producers are already delaying additional nand xapex5 | No in general. MS has said there is a huge correction for semis today. They called for the whole market to sell off a week or so ago. | |
I remember a technical guy saying he would prefer not knowing anything about the stock except its chart. | If it works for you, then by all means go for it. Money is money at the end of the day, and if you can make it then props to you | |
ANY SCENARIO | Even if the planet explodes tomorrow daddy musky will take care of us!!! | |
Elon looking thicc. | Man’s been eating a lot of tendies lately. | |
China is scary RN, papa ma is a beast though, I won't lie I've been eying BABA | Scary yes, but that comes at a cheaper price. Worth the risk imo. | |
a single call? | Yup, mother fucker was expensive as shit. | |
Hey, tons of people bought Tsla OTM FD call . It is now trading at 355. They are dead bro. $380 call fd was at $1600 per contract yesterday. Now it is at $59. Lmao | Woof. | |
think it's gonna run outta gas? Betting against AMD rn is bad karma for me but it could trade sideways for a minute. | I think the hype of it is fading. Intel is vastly bigger. Just thinking AMD going to come back down a little and want a little bit from it. | |
that's what the rope is for | Maybe you'll come back as a Morgan Stanley analyst | |
Might have to. Fucking ridiculous. It happened a third time too. | Funny story is I switched because of the similar problems you ran into. RH is pretty much only good for stocks | |
Lol, what book is this? | Millennial Money by Patrick O’Shaughnessy. Friend sent it to me. | |
Trolling secured. | You have to understand, our trolls will be effective in Q4 2018. | |
what strike? | 36.5 8/24 | |
I laughed | He cried | |
They mean well, but for someone like me, it just doesn't work. It creates more chasing, fomo is real. | So maybe work on fixing yourself rather than blaming an app | |
You sure? | Pretty sure. | |
I thought that their bread-and-butter was a stochastic/markov modeling of the share price. I guess that would not fall under the umbrella of technical analysis? | Not entirely sure where you read that but my understanding is they run stat arb strats on their medallion fund. They also use a bunch of non intuitive inputs in their predictive modelling I believe. Word on the street but. Most of their stuff is proprietary so can't trust much of the hearsay. | |
My local car wash has a 5 day rain guarantee but the code works even if it doesn't rain. I'll wash my car then go home and get the wife's car and go wash it. | Ah you cheating them out of money then. Should be only per car. My place puts an rfid sticker on your windshield and it’s once a day. | |
Thank you that is helpful but is there a way to make it a more visual chart?...Kinda how you can see how your option performed over the last week in RH? but without actually buying the option? Am i making sense? lol | Yea, right click on the option in the chain on thinkorswim. Copy the code. Go into chart, and paste the option code into there and see the chart for that option. | |
Left 5000$ on the table 😫 | I mean other threads a few of us are saying it may hit $50 and there's plenty of mention of short interest level as well. | |
Wiz is broken? please provide a real link so I can get excellent advice without hunting for the old posts. | try wizzdaddy.io | |
you'll have 50% bro. the other 50 | Hey that's just enough to go all in on MU | |
Think it won’t go up? Any explanation why? | you still feeling nervous? Facebook shit the bed for $2 a share, my call doesn't quite like it right now. | |
$90, Friday | Could you even imagine | |
Good im not the only one who came to this conclusion | Note to self write like 3 paragraphs of half assed analysis then copy and paste a book into the body of the post then do the opposite of the post | |
BREAKING: ELON MUSK SELLS TESLA, BECOMES CEO OF MICRON. MICRON UP 300%. | You just broke time continuity. This is good and bad for MU | |
Not for that valuation | Lol... You are out of your mind... What's the market cap valuation you think is fair? | |
Hopefully. I bought another short contract at 7475 before going to bed last night. It was an active overnight session. | Maybe you jinxed it. We're on an 8-day win streak now. | |
Can’t rustle the Musk | can’t arrest the TSLA guy | |
If it works for you, then by all means go for it. Money is money at the end of the day, and if you can make it then props to you | I feel like that's just ludicrous was my point. | |
Gains produced annually | Anally\* | |
People gonna PUT scalp? | Made 25% ($350) scalping 2 AMZN puts today, 19 minutes turnaround | |
192.5C 8/24 here. Fuck me. | Same here.. | |
Yeah I fucked up really badly. I’m still new to this and I’m very young so I guess it’s good to learn new off of two options than later down the road with 20? I don’t know, it still could’ve been avoided. | yeah definitely. next time buy long-term options, and look to lock in profits weeks before expiry. buying an option expiring the week of, as it's making a run is a terrible move 9 times out of 10. at this point your option is probably going to expire worthless, so I would hope to just sell right at open and hope theres like a percent increase pre-market. don't get greedy. | |
Did a bot go rogue? $13 CTL put jumped 10x for a minute | Must have. My Mu calls went from 5 bucks each to 7.10 | |
thank you exactly what i was looking for! I probably would have never figured that out on my own lol | No problem. You can also use the active trader for them. Good for flipping SPY 0 days. | |
40 dollars for $HEAR just after 8/17 calls expire. Just downvote me was supposed to be a reply :( | You can't tell me what to do! Have an upvote. | |
you know the answer already. | 8-17-17 | |
U don’t get sound for meme fucking fag! | Oh noo! I've seen it once before but you know what they say, 'Everybody gets one' | |
sorry bub this car on tsla autopilot. elon has taken the wheel | SEATBELTS SECURED | |
Bought 4k worth of shares at 99.5 on their June dip. I am pleased. | gay | |
You just have nothing going for you. | Lost 25% today. If V ah hold tho. | |
But holy fuck what exactly are you going to do with these viewing habits? It's not like it's a big mystery that chicks like Rom Coms and dudes like the millionth superhero sequel gritty reboot. | No idea, but they are owned by an analytics company so they must have done some research on it. Or maybe they didn't and that's why they are in the situation they are in now. | |
Still holding. I'll eat ramen tomorrow if this tank's I guess | Won't have to they crushed earnings | |
There's the problem. Get a really hot poor chick. 100% chance of ATM | Delta neutral girl, cause she sure as fuck ain't gonna move away from you | |
I know but I had a bunch of retarded tesla bulls messaging me 'RIP' earlier this week so I had to post an update. | ah, puts out of spite are the only puts if you ask me. | |
Why the hell don't I see those | web client | |
so puts. thanks. | So far so good | |
Your missing out not looking at Visa for this strategy | Visa has been slowing down since ER. not much missed. | |
Because ER was gonna send it to 10, then prince fuck hole dropped news that he's autistic | 8/24 expiration you still have time lad | |
I bought some 8/10 calls 355s when it was at 348. I'm banking on the 8k tonight otherwise Elon and me are both fucked | that's cute, now how about my 8/10 $385c's? someone get me musk's personal number. | |
Nothing happened and you don't know dick. | But the stock is only up 10% in the past week! Why isn't it up higher???!?!??! | |
8/10 $2000 | thats the way to go. | |
Only 40k was in puts and only about 5k of that were FDs | 20% in a meme stock and still getting called out. Love this sub. | |
It's only down 1.41%, that's bullish for $MU | I wish it were only down 1.41% lol | |
you are now legally bound by confession, I'm an undercover SEC agent | But he said yessen’t, which means no. He good. | |
Oh Christ I would watch the shit out of him on JRE | Elon takes his seat, big riff off the joint, “let me tell you about the Martian pedo elite tryanna crash TSLA”. | |
Wow, Trump pulled the price back down to 1450 for you earlier this year and you didn't get back on?? | Nice guy Trump giving us all discounts! | |
Jesus, the only play here is credit spreads / butterfly. Too bad I don't have l3 in RH. | ELI5 - Where can I see time decay in the RH app? | |
DBX up 8% AH. | You mean down 10% | |
Hillary Clinton deserves to be in this.. go look at how profitable her real estate deals were. | HiLeRy ClInToN iS a CrImiNaL MaStErMiNd, ThAtS wHy I VoTeD 4 a PlAiN CrIMiNaL. | |
The only thing... that's not a year. | Thank him in a fucking year. | |
With you bro let's pray for some tendies | They beat expectations. No movement so far | |
What's that, like, 2 cents? | Wait till 4pm tomorrow and it will be. | |
Murica | Want some chew? Got grizzly | |
Sure as shit diagnosed it. | thanks for this laugh | |
Yes, or I wait and then if it drops down a little I buy in again. I just wanted to take cash off the table, even at the expense of missing out on potential gains. | I do Tver why u don’t just buy shares | |
You think this is a fuckn game? | Robinhood isn’t a video game? | |
I am in awe at the size of this DD | I read the first two paragraphs and then scrolled to the bottom. Bought DIS calls | |
Rockets use a little oil. | The turbopump is the only part that would potentially use oil. But in modern engines like the Merlin, they use a synthetic lubricant. | |
Gooooldbeeeergggg!!!! | Prepare your asshole for the JACKHAMMER! | |
I got first 15trades free on schwab for referring a freind. I didn't pay any commission on my trades so far in schwab | Guys his plan is still airtight.. what the fuck | |
AMZN weeklies all the way to your yacht. | As if I could actually afford those fucking premiums. | |
Some computer server in a Wall St. Basement just got $2k and doesn't give a shit. | Sad. Sad but true. Long $MS | |
Well I have a decent amount of capital in it, so I would consider it a risk. What is the most capital you have risked in options? $1,000 bucks? | Then fucking sell it idiot | |
Do it pussy | I just pictured filthy frank yelling “just do it” with the shotgun in his mouth. It poetically fits. | |
Just imagine what that one $14 share could’ve made you | 1886 dollars? | |
They have pills for that | Expand dong | |
Thanks, scared me at first and thought you were being sarcastic and they pulled a reversal lol | DBX & RDFN U turns | |
You're god damn right he did | YOLO | |
Thanks! | FYI it isn't accurate for earnings. Your option will be worth about $1900-$2000 | |
Haven't had a problem yet and i like free options.. still use etrade for shorting and long term positions | Why not Tastytrade? | |
O'Shaughnessy? I dunno, that's a pretty fucking weird name. | Dudes got a great podcast look it up. Invest like the best, it’s on Spotify I think | |
how far out tho | I bought some like yesterday for next week with a 1882 strike price... The break even was like a 1% gain and amazons been going up .5%-1% like every day, So as long as theres no red days ill be eattin hella tendies | |
If it hits 1920 I’ll bust a fat nut... I’m nervous with all this red talk around here, pisses me off | My math says we can hit $1923 | |
trigger secured | Tendies were dropped. | |
That didn't help in February :( | Black swan events are special cases. Besides had you held on you're now in ATH territory. But this sub buys FD's so rip | |
8/24 expiration you still have time lad | I hope so. My bet is it's going to go straight sideways. | |
No | Ouchh | |
That's because you're poor | And you’ll be poor very soon | |
valid reason? for $TSLA? what are you, retarded? | I have a learning disability please be patient |
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