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If you're an avid movie goer, how isn't it a decent deal? Basically $10 to see 3 movies in a month. Better than paying $30+ to see the same 3 movies. | because I cant watch new releases — which is the only reason I would go. Most new ones have a two week black out now. | |
'How much are the oil companies paying you?' | Yeah because you know Ford and gm share all he money they make with them, that's the dumbist shit you could reply. Like how much is Edison electric paying you. | |
If I did you'd probably spend it on food | 4 the gainz | |
damn this is a whole new level of retarded | are you new to WSB? | |
Still down about 15k | Your in the right side this is bullshit there aint no buyer the board is going to review the 'offer' and then vote against it | |
Robinhood | No it's fortnite. What universe are you living in? | |
Tesla is pocket change to trillion dollar corporations. | So Apple then? | |
Yea but when you wear them I automatically assume you're poor and have zero taste in aesthetic. Is the tradeoff worth it? Even the hippies that walk around barefoot get more respect than ppl who wear these. | You've clearly never been to Kansas. There are plenty of people who are unashamed about being poor. | |
People were ragging on it but damn straight they give out pizza to keep the fatties coming back | Nothing like paying 20 dollars a month for a couple of cold pizza slices once a week! | |
hold *and also average down | YES BUT WHAT IF I ALREADY DID | |
please fuck off, this is not a DD post. This is for discussion on ongoing events. I will post my position when I do a DD. | That bad eh? | |
Still great top line momentum and I think the fortnite revenue is going to beat even Funko's expectations so I wouldn't sell at this point. Keep an eye on the secondary market. Once those prices soften the demand curve will start effecting profits. | I have a $17.5 8/17 call, so.. we'll see. | |
Lol... You are out of your mind... What's the market cap valuation you think is fair? | 10x ps is insane considering how tiny cloue revs are | |
that one little put | gotta hedge | |
I buy and own shares because elon ensures my financial security with his tweets | SEC , here's the guy you're looking for. | |
I'm perfectly fine with my S&P funds in my Roth and 401k being $3.5mil by the time I retire(assuming 7% per year). | wew lad 7% a year. | |
I'll never short Tesla Papa Musk! I promise! | He is a vengeful god | |
I sold when you posted this. I think I’m glad I did.. | Just check the price of the contract tomorrow at open to see how much it dropped; I bet it’s pretty significant | |
what is the bad news? | Look at their p/e and compare it to MU | |
You have to understand, our trolls will be effective in Q4 2018. | This dude fucks | |
I'm never buying options in a social media stock again, fucking brutal quarter all around | You know you will. That FOMO will creep on your tender ass | |
Never again this week? | Never again today. | |
When the hell did you pick those up? Mine are only up 3% | like i said. in january | |
2 shares means he isn’t getting a 25k+ signing bonus | You also don’t get severance if you quit. | |
But the stock is only up 10% in the past week! Why isn't it up higher???!?!??! | stock goes up stock goes down. you can't explain that | |
Did you play it? | Oh yeah, I sold it right at peak and I am sleeping good tonight! | |
Hashtag testicle analysis | fuck you | |
Get adi. From a product use standpoint, they are infintely better. | I'll look into it but I really like the direction TXN is taking by focusing more on chips to be in the ever increasing about of smart appliances and consumer products, cars, fridges, etc. As our products become more connected to the internet, the need will grow. Not to mention their monopoly on calculators in schools | |
lmao, I sold an amzn call and put it on green. Why are there so many poorfags wsb now? | You’re not really in a position to talk shit right now. | |
Wow, very funny and quite original. On a scale of MU calls, I give that a $90 8/17 c. | Wow theres actually open interest for $90C 8/17 wtf who buys these memes? | |
Doubling down harder. Taking out some cash advances, maxing my last lines of credit and trying to expiate deposits into my brokerage. | Why? | |
True but again DRAM is still 10x faster at the moment so anything less than that at the moment would be a major downgrade. You'd need massive caches on the processor to make up for the slow XPoint hybrid storage. The computers would be moving like an early 2000s PC. Given the current cost per gb of XPoint it would stil... | Not really, its workload dependent. Most consumer workloads would experience little to no performance degradation switching from DRAM to 3DXP but there are countless scenarios where there would be massive performance increase from switching from 4GB DRAM to 16-32GB of 3DXP in phones, for example. Imagine truly instan... | |
rooting for you my friend | thx my dood | |
A stock crushes earnings but goes down? With expectations being super low and short interest very high? | It’s very simple. Someone has been short covering last few days. That led someone with a big short position to cover today. After the earnings, seemed like a new big short position was opened. Don’t think too hard. | |
Whoa whoa whoa, mine was $69k. Was I scammed? | I can run your identity through my patented ScamCheck software for $14,000. I just need that and some full body nude shots for my algorithm to sufficiently locate all potential scams that may be affecting your life. | |
🤷♀️ | Username checks out. | |
Puts | nah gonna jump up tomorrow, then next week will fizzle | |
That is not the WSB way | The WSB way would be to sell once a stock reaches meme status. | |
Dryship is the nickname I gave my girlfriends vagina | Aka your hand | |
Ok, how about friendster. Or Craigslist? | Zynga? Geocities? | |
Youd be very surprised | Most people, actually. | |
YOLO | You only lose once, unless you buy a thousand contracts then you lose a thousand times. | |
8/17 | F | |
Iffy. Amd and nvidia are equal mid tier 1060 and 580 but high end gpu nvidia has had a monopoly for a long ass time. I don’t remember the last time amd had some thing that beat the TI or Titan | Fury X and 980Ti tied at high resolition gaming, 290x and 780Ti were close but the former was priced significantly cheaper and became faster later on | |
okay this is not wsb quality advice but just take ur profit and run | or you could hold through expiry, like that dude asked in today's daily discussion... | |
Was | Wakanda forever | |
Robinhood isn’t a video game? | Looks like a game to me. Big numbers going up and down all the time! | |
Tomorrow 9:30 am edt | Huh? Business insider says it’s on Sep. 6th | |
You don't justify douche-ness, you just subscribe to r/wallstreetbets and keep coming back.. | [potato](brazzers.com) | |
Around 190k so this is definitely a good chunk of my portfolio | okay at least you still have money :) | |
PER | INO | |
Calls are the best plays but the IV is too high rn. Already got fucked by Snap. | Yeah me too. I just got shares. | |
Try $350 a gram for shit grade on Australias east coast | I don’t get who’s willing to pay that | |
Wasn't that guy Black ? | I dunno man. I don't see color. | |
That’s valid. I’ve got a few open positions with them and they are killing me. Really hoping for a major bump at earnings so I can sell em. | Why not just play the run up to earnings and sell? Very little risk for a small profit of potentially 100% on a call. | |
well, unless you were not being told by your brokerage to put up capital to cover your short position at a mark-up of 100% - 500% the closing price (was 28.19 at that time), and pay into daily hard to borrow fees which fluctuated between 150% to as high as 500%, you sure would have been 'right', except that your positi... | I feel like LFIN put holders is a brotherhood of sorts. Totally correct and still got fucked. | |
I read half a sentence and realized this guy is out of a job, never been laid, or has too much amphetamine on hand. | or all of these at the same time. | |
I got them pretty cheap compared to the recent premiums so hopefully I’ll be fine. | I'm down like 20 percent on mine fml | |
Check your account then bb | shh bby is ok | |
If you thought their forward p/e was good yesterday, wait until you see it today | Yeah, but just think of what it's gonna be tomorrow! | |
Dont bother, it's going to $48 today. | I didn't lol. Sold em. | |
Wait for closer to 65 | wym | |
Me too | Same. I had to go check Twitter to see for myself. | |
With 150% IV | Absolute minimum | |
in ToS you can send the option to a graph and view it on a timeline'd graph | Thank You! what parameters would you use to see just price change? | |
Real talk though, are they applying Ligma principles? | No one asked what Ligma meant ... | |
If you have to ask it's already too late | Where do I need to buy my puts tomorrow? | |
Middle age. | Youre cool as fuck | |
You only lose once, unless you buy a thousand contracts then you lose a thousand times. | something something only a loss if you sell | |
i never said i was smart | I'll be honest, those 9/14s keep calling my name... | |
The also have the hotdog costume so you can look extra cool when you inevitably jump off of a bridge as your puts expire worthless | Maybe if you didn't pre-emptively buy the hotdog costume expecting your puts to fail they'd be doing worse on earnings reports. | |
saudi's found a way to fuck thousands of americans at one time | build a wall. power it with oil. Call it the 'PowerWall'! | |
Because that's not how buy outs work. The buying company always has to pay a premium to acquire the shares. That's why stocks always go up in price when a buyout is announced. | Yes, but this is not a buyout dude, that's when another company buys your stock publicly. And tell me why is this stock not trading at 420 and is only 350 because musk is full of shit. There is no offer. Wake up and get short. | |
His 'oh so edgy' football tweet got more likes than his dumb ass tariff talk so he doubled down on the foosball. Gotta keep throwing the red meat to his base. | You're literally too retarded to understand how timestamps work. | |
This post will probably hynix, it but seems to be holding 51 | it probably won't go down on its own, but it will with shitty news like something from Trump's mouth or another analyst being dicks | |
then horny Saudis will sell their position which is now 97% | Is that market manipulation? | |
We imported 728 million worth of Turkish vehicles? | Just one really sweet car | |
Liberalism =/= black people | No one made that claim. What are you smoking? | |
Here? I bet no one can. | Coming to wsb for investing knowledge is like going to a kindergarten for help with your thereotical physics paper. | |
DD: I bought a house this quarter and bought a shit ton of stuff from Home Depot | I bought materials from lowes for my home projects, short home depot. | |
It's literally reading the order flow on the market to see where the major institutional investors/traders who actually control the direction are taking it. Go suck warren buffets wrinkly knob | Kinky 😏 | |
Magic will help | Pretty sure I saw this movie. Guaranteed zombie apocalypse. Long brains. | |
Is it too much of an imposition to ask you to explain that to an absolute layman? | I believe it’s because the IV would spike dramatically in the event of a correction/crash and would make the option more expensive allowing you to sell it for more. He may have meant something else though. | |
Do you even algebra? | Do you even linear? | |
How??? That piece of shi*. I've just signed up for it last week and the servers have been down every 3 days. I can't believe how unreliable it is. Really disappointing. Also saw tons of other business owners pissed off in Twitter. | And even so TWTR can get up and SHOP is getting to where it was before earnings, the market does as it pleases. | |
Your fat finger put the e before h in “the” | lets just accept that we're both fat | |
Still doesn’t solve the assembly problems they apparently have. | Problem was solved some time ago with tents. | |
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Hey! I’m a computer! | Stop all the downloading | |
you mean like server market? where intel conceded they will lose ~~25~~ 15-20% to amd? where they stated they wont have a 10nm product in till 2020 giving amd a full year of no competition? its worse than that i assume, eveey quarter the predictions get worse and worse and timelines pushed further and further back | I believe Intel conceded 15-20% market share via comments to investors by Krzanich (before he got canned), not 25%. I agree with you though about reality being even worse than that for Intel. Naturally they are going to downplay any problems as time goes along, until reality is staring them and their investors in the f... | |
If we dont have a recession I believe AMD could be $30 by 1st Quarter of 2019 | Because? | |
Macy’s has been killing it. Been in since $24 and was pissed I didn’t notice it at 18 with a 7% dividend. My fair value calc has them at $80. Would be worth a play if IV wasn’t so high | Sell some fuckin puts then | |
This aged poorly | https://imgur.com/gallery/I1MWyo4 | |
I like TD as well, all the reps have to have brokers licenses before being allowed to answer calls. Thinkorswim is my favorite platform also | Thinkorswim is great. Do you know if you can trade forex on thinkorswims mobile app? | |
So three figures? | To be fair, he probably started with 6 figures | |
Come again, it’ll also be much funnier since we are all walking like we constantly have buttplugs in our asses. | :( such an awesome place getting fucked by crappy politics | |
Yah. Well any time you got a niche created organically and dominantly held you know it's a recipe for success. Like Mtch and ttd. I got one more in the bag which I'll post this weekend if you care. | why weekend? isn't it friday now. The market is quite red and I'm so itchy to load up | |
TURKEY IS DEVALUING THEIR CURRENCY. DOUBLE THE TARIFFS AGAIN | Fucking currency manipulators, tarriff the hell out of them. | |
Hope you did what you said and bought it, your down 20 percent if you did | Nope over slept. Thank God | |
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