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Running against Why Can She Slap 2020 | WHY! WHY CAN SHE SLAP!?! | |
[2020 presidential election result](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/699/Screen_Shot_2017-08-17_at_3.57.59_PM.jpg) | I don't know dude, in a race Jeb vs Undecided I think it'll be pretty close. | |
Bought Target puts also. Let's us pray | nope | |
[https://www.linux.com/what-is-linux](https://www.linux.com/what-is-linux) | lol fuckin israel is autistic now? | |
Yes, dump at open. Honestly, stay away from Wednesday experations | I agree, sell your Wednesday options and buy Friday ones | |
It went up today. 40% gain on calls for muah | After 90 percent loss | |
Lb is absolute shit long term, but perfect for an earnings play. | Wrong | |
You're actually retarded | Yes. How did you guess. | |
That was cold blooded, guy | Take out 10k. Lose your ass off............ u end up learning very quickly after that. | |
Sell at open before the market rallies your face off | Wait wait wait why are we expecting a rally | |
The fact he has to ask you think he'll be able to find his way around that thing? He's better off on something simpler like webull. | It’s gotten decently easier, especially if he’s just trading normal stocks. | |
Yes, futures also have the same tax benefit has index options. Oh, and no day trading rule, so poor people can get in and out as often as they like. | how long to settle cash? | |
the musks have been funded | SEC investigation is secured. | |
Idk. Probably. One company getting a giant cash infusion could lead to good business for the other industry leaders too. CGC can't supply all the marijuana, they'll have to rely on competitors to help keep the weed a flowin. | they're gonna supply 30% of the Canadian market. They are ready to expand into other markets AND have decided they don't need anymore land to grow. They can supply a good amount of weed, enough to be a leader. | |
This message sponsored by Papa Johns | Hahaha fuck | |
It checks against other options too. I've accidentally sold MSFT calls instead of buying more because i was rushing to get in before close. I didnt' have the cash or stock for collateral. | Yea so then no excuse | |
Lock those tendies in at market open | Think it’ll be that bad of a blood bath tomorrow? | |
You do not read very well | Someone on some other thread said wsb has comprehension problems. We are not only retards but dyslexic too. | |
Big daddy pence got us | There also may be more forced conversion therapy... watch out boys | |
Because his tweets about trade had actual economic and market implications. | So...he only has to do with trade when he tweets and not when everyone around him is getting thrown in jail? | |
Yeah but do they pay their bills? | Not my part of the business. I don’t get involved with AR, or any accounting for that matter. | |
Why do you have an issue paying for healthcare? We pay 2x as much as the rest of the world for healthcare yet we are ranked 32nd... you still haven't given a simple solution to funding roads | I said I’m ok with my tax dollars going to fund roads. As far as healthcare, I don’t want to pay a penny for your healthcare or anyone other than my families. Because TBH IDGAF about you. | |
POS | *snaps* my man! | |
F | F | |
try Yahoo Finance. | Lmao | |
I mean, depending on your age maybe. But finance everything has only shown up the last decade to 15 years. Sure, you had places like Sears or Dillard's that had CCs, but that was before people wasted money on phones and cars like they do now. Hell I think my parents (boomers) still actually have a Dillard's card. | I saw a 1956 movie the other day and the protagonists had their furniture taken away by their furniture company because they could not pay the installments. I was surprised but then again in America it makes sense. | |
Similar yes, but you're leaving theta on the table by turning your long call into a long straddle. | Thx, so since I'm at a disadvantage for theta if I buy a put, what disadvantage is there for selling a call? | |
Anything like 3% or less is worth it, really. Amazon offers some payment plans with 0% interest rates. | this dude ain't wrong, inflation is like 2.9%. with a 3% interest rate it's basically free money. | |
Like dinosaurs | Or YOUR MOM lmao get REKT | |
No shotguns, did have a guy come out with Cheetos all over his back. | That's better than I could have possibly imagined | |
That doesn’t make sense | That's what bitches would say. | |
The short calls you buy to close. It's no different than selling long calls to close. | So you would essentially be left with one open call that would have to expire in your posession? I've never sold an option before, besides selling to close which removes all options from my posession, please excuse my ignorance. Also, thank you for all the information! | |
I'm talking about what I fap to, and yes I have a ton of experience there. | Y'all motherfuckers are gross and just can't get anything better. You've settled on your self image and standards. A 200 lb bitch fuck that yuk | |
at least with youtube I can pay for the premium and don't get ads. Twitch prime used to do this. They can go fuck off right now I'm cancelling my amazon prime because getting no ads on twitch (on fire TV and mobile) is the only reason I got it | You can buy Twitch Turbo for no ads | |
You should consult the MU flowchart. | Is this bad for MU? | |
I have a cousin who took out student loans so he could day trade and get super rich. Last I heard he was working at a Wendy’s. | That’s so he gets free tendies and doesn’t have to waste all his gains on them. Smart man. | |
I've been trading for 5 days and I'm a pro now | i believie.. you are the best! | |
They were pretty dippy but I sold my calls this morning for an 80% gain on my FDs. Looking for another good re entry point. | Wtf is FD? | |
I wonder if I can do s barrel roll in this boat. | Be the DD you want to see. | |
Username checks out | Username hangs out. | |
Buying SQ calls on dips is literally printing money. | Until it doesn't. I'm a shareholder and even I can't believe the run this stock has been on this year. | |
You all have it wrong, the trick is investing other people's money and taking the commission. | Real LPT is in the comments | |
What an idiot, I will just order the parts and put the car together. #lifehacks | I would too but I don’t have a hot glue gun. :( | |
But what if they pronounce it like a French word, doesn’t that make it more fancy? | Just means they're a little cultured and entirely delusional. Still poor. | |
5 $87c ready for deployment to the tendy zone. | Just curious, why price do you plan on selling it then at | |
are you ok | You broke him | |
On margin | Nothing like trading a leveraged position with more leverage | |
no brother, 100% analyst cannot be wrong | 100 pERceNt aNaLySt CanNoT bE wRoNg | |
God you reek of junior high school vice principle's son. | **principal** is the head of a school. You can remember this by: the principal is your pal. At least, he will be if your brain hasn't been turned to mush by socialism. | |
Don’t do this | If anyone did that bc of one comment on wsb they deserve to lose money | |
Except the ultimate idea is that people have no need to own their own cars and just take on-demand, self driving cars everywhere. That's where Uber wants to go. | Only poor retards won’t have their own car, just like today. | |
Dude, nobody wants pictures of your dick. We're not falling for this again! | Why you keep bringing that up? I told you I was sorry and I was trying to send that to my imaginary girlfriend. Get over it. | |
You’re saying on /NQ ? | Yeah. Got my 10 points. Long now. We're opening green bois. Maybe. Hopefully. | |
I am just surprised that they can’t seem to mirror $hd. I figured they would follow each other. | Lowes and OSH are more expensive than HD. Even though the stores look nicer on the inside if I'm doing major house work I'm going where the prices are lower. | |
Already sold my man, still made 4K or whatever | F | |
How far out should the covered calls be? Weeklies or month etc.. | On a slow moving stock like ford you should go out 2-3 months to collect the most premium. Largest percentage of premium decay happens between 45-30 DTE. | |
Looks like a good decision, up pre market. | We will see. If MU can manage to hit mid $50s before ER I think these might be worth a fair amount of pennies. If it can climb most of the way back to $55 by then I think they'll at least break even. | |
I still don’t understand the selling contracts when IV is high thing. I thought high IV meant risky. | yeah, risky for the buyer | |
And the first one RH suggests is always an OTM with one week to expiration. | FDs only baby | |
Found Lou's preshow fluffer | Found either Bernie's nephew or the new mod of Late Stage Capitalism | |
How are they related? | SBUX announced 3 weeks ago that they'll be partnering up with BABA | |
He’s a Jew. He knows how money works. | honestly you think he'd be a little more successful at his age if he did understand money | |
Whoah there pal, that's kinda harsh | Seriously that escalated quickly | |
It’s not slavery it’s extortion. Make it voluntary any of consider the merits and decide for myself if it’s worth investing in. | You've clearly decided healthcare isnt worth investing in which is absolutely retarded | |
How so | She wouldn't put out | |
Wrecked | My current situation: Panic House! Hahaha wrecked so bad not giving up just yet | |
Hedge funds (not all, but most) are designed to earn positive returns in all market environments not just bull markets. This increases long run returns since down years aren't as bad, also lowering volatility. If you were focused solely on higher returns with the same amount of risk, you would add leverage to a hedge fund allocation. If this didn't increase a portfolio's expected return, I wouldn't have a job | I see, thanks a lot for your time; I have learned quite a few things from your well put comments. I believe you are completely right when you say that the still ongoing 9y bullish rally clearly distorts the true purpose of low-risk constant-return great hedge funds all around the world. Thanks again. | |
I don't think it's funny. I think it's goddamn hilarious. | It's savage but hilarious. | |
I heard Oprah was going broke though | Yeah I mean I have no idea if these numbers are accurate or current, it’s just what Siri told me. I just wanted a rough idea | |
Jesus libertarians are stupid. | Mostly just this one actually. | |
The balance sheet is for assets and liabilities. I think you're thinking of the P&L | Balance sheet, statement of cash flows, whatever. I dropped out of accounting because it sucked ass. A technicality doesn't change my point, nor does your response refute it. | |
I’m open to having a financial advisor. | I'm open to your mom | |
Yeah it keeps your tendies safe | Especially since it crashes on really red days so you won’t even be able to sell low! | |
Highly contemplating this as well. Im planning on selling my $20 calls by noon. | I’m holding AMD $20 C Jan 19. You made me contemplating if I want to sell as well….Hmm.. | |
Day trading is where I want to be. I quit my job to live my dream. | So you quit your job while in debt to day trade 7 grand and you don’t even know what robinhood is? Welcome to wsb | |
Yeah you have a point, I don't think Trump will ever be as good as TR. And to be fair it's too early to effectively rank Trump's performance. I just said TR because I didn't think Reagan was a very good president. | We can agree to disagree but the man litterally brought the Soviet union to collapse using capitalism as his striking weapon. He also brought us out of a terrible recession. The economy was so bad before Reagan took office that there were gasoline rations in America. Imagine that. Fucking limits on how much gas you could buy. He litterally turned this country around an projected us into a new economic era. You should atleast be grateful of him for the tendies he provided to us all. | |
That's for dumbasses lol | I eat ass | |
Your mind. It's mush | It's abundantly clear why you're unemployed. | |
Well then learn how to write a joke | Jeez, and they say lefties are triggered. | |
Yeah I didn't want to take the chance but my call was already itm before earning and didn't move much | Yea I had FDs expiring this Friday. Just sold for a bit of profit and picked up some $44 September calls. Still think this has some room to go but didn't want to get fucked on a slight pull back the end of this week. | |
I loaded up on 7/20 90’s so you can tell where my head is at. | Damn son | |
Dude are you panicking or what? I am bout to scream like a bitch hahah | Jajaja... The one that must be panicking is the poor guy with puts in SPY... | |
BABA 190 at opening tomorrow, calling it now. | I kinda hope not.. sold my 187.5C at the drop this morning. | |
Your contribution to the EBT program is statistically meaningless. Saying 'my money' signifies that you don't understand that the only reason you have any money in the first place is because of the society other people built. It also signifies you're a cunt. | I absolutely know what portion of my tax dollars go to what. Ever fucking cent pisses me off. You cat take your communist ideals and shove them up your ass you fuck. | |
Wasn't there another stock this happened to, I can't remember the name | NVCN | |
If anyone did that bc of one comment on wsb they deserve to lose money | Lol true. Carry on OP. LOL | |
I’m pretty sure telling me that is stock manipulation | You are the worst troll or jist really stupid. I am going to need proof that you are legally old enough to participate in the market. | |
You've clearly decided healthcare isnt worth investing in which is absolutely retarded | I invest in my healthcare, you invest in yours. Live and let live. Super simple. | |
Can you please point to this doll where wizzdaddy touched you? | *points to back pocket where I keep my wallet* | |
So, you are saying the market crash that started in March 2000 was caused by the recession that started in March 2001? | No the economy took a downturn before the tech bubble burst | |
DRAM is in jail? | He smoked too much broccoli | |
Sounds unreliable... I don't see how a profit can be generated from offspring. | I don't think it's legal to generate profit from them. But it's clear families combine a bunch of products (seed, eggs, foodstuffs), and add value to those products, which is what companies are doing also. | |
Hes got the best people | It’s gonna be great. Trust me. Who else can you trust. I’m the only one telling the truth. The fake news media will say that I don’t have the best people but you know I do. TRUST ME. No one deserves more trust than me. This is gonna be great. | |
Your call, but that's a huge profit. Don't get too greedy | yeah i sold like 5 mins after asking lol | |
'I'm going YOLO and shorting rust belt blue collars' -Clinton probably | If the Clinton campaign was a trade it would fit right in here. | |
Well i just opened a call spread with 8/31 expiry so lets hope for good news | good luck! | |
Sold half. Will sell other half by end of week or if it tests 252. | sell now and get in alibaba bitch | |
Wish I had more calls like you, but at least I made a grand. Wondering if I should hold my October calls closer to expiry. Lol how do you have 4% battery life this early. | Refreshing every 2.5 seconds until market opens. | |
I mean, he asked. | Upvoted for honesty | |
Every single one of my buddies that played college ball became cops. No fucking joke haha | College football and law enforcement are two areas where it's encouraged for you to beat up black folk, that's why. |
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