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can't wait for his next short | Literally. Doing the opposite of what he says to short has actually been profitable. | |
Where did you get that they paid 14.17? | http://archive.fast-edgar.com//20180615/AEAE722C8Z22P9Z2229I2ZZZAWR3Z2W232A2/ | |
F | O | |
Not really. idk, just felt right you know. | Daddy Elon always feels right | |
I'm a simple man, I see praise and an up vote and I up vote. | bug infestation | |
'Sir, you are welcome to play any other game in our casino, but you are banned from the Blackjack tables.' | He just had to mention the count huh. I earned so many free buffet tokens for that place too. | |
why | Honestly because the contract expires far enough out that im comfortable holding it for a minute (10/19 $16) and i figure if the share price has any upward momentum left i might as well try to ring something out of it. Plus if it keeps climbing itll make me feel a little better when my put expires worthless | |
7/20 $70 calls | Lmao at 111% IV. U r a special kind of retarded aren’t you? | |
Yes, let's start with AMD and burn it to the ground. | AMD puts lost me $475. I was told AMD was never supposed to go past $14 and I would be getting those sweet trendies from my FDs. If it wasn’t for my $IQ gains I would be investing heavily in $ROPE right now. | |
Well just above break even. I hope u r learning a good lesson. But I am not here to preach. Congrats on ur m3. I am still waiting. Probably won’t get it till 2020. | You could join the line now and still get it mid in Q2 2019 at latest if you're from the US. | |
I've loaded both. Sold my IQ calls Friday for +$3K, bought more today. Sold SOGO calls today and bought QD calls. I think I'll be rotating through these all week. | What IQ calls did you get? I'm learning options, I bought a 9/17 55$ call | |
What kinda broker is that? Even RH got it on Friday last week | Whats the ticker? NEW doesnt show up on my RH | |
Oh, if the big guys do it it's ok. If the commoners do it hang them by their testes? | You don’t get rights you pleb | |
6/22 $70 | Never gets old | |
fucking autists. (edited above) | You must learn to control your temper my young autist. Much to learn. | |
A good father knows that children must sometimes experience discomfort in order to reach their goals. | Papa Sanjay please stop I've learned my lesson! | |
Cmon, it wasnt that hard to figure out if you followed market what was going on lol | \>Cmon if you knew what I was talking about you'd know what I'm talking about. | |
Happy Monday! | Too fucking legit! | |
Yes | I want to believe you. So, I will. | |
FAKE AND GAY | Big if true | |
Long North Korea | Long Madagascar | |
If this goes to $400 I’ll be on mars with Elon | If this goes to 400 I quit my job | |
NOICE. | I'm just Noicing your noice | |
Elongated Muskrat | Goodnight | |
that deep ITM the price moves 1:1 so if it goes up $5 the option moves $5 but the option is a bigger % change | i c | |
Wish I had seen this earlier, popped on my screener today dunno if I want to run after this | I think we are good til 17-18 for the short term then longs who want to bail will take profit there | |
i literally have almost no clue what the christ i'm doing. If i did, i wouldn't be making money. | Just wait till earnings and sell during run up or after. | |
It's 2010 all over again. Chinese stocks are hot until Wall St notices all the fraud and government bribes. | Wall St. knows that from the beginning. It is China after all, but who say they can't turn a blind eye and get some tendies first? | |
GAIN is one of my largest holdings as well. I'll have to check out these others. Thanks for the tickers. :) | OGIG doesn’t pay a dividend, but it’s a solid ETF. I posted about it in my post history | |
I already held some JD shares but not enough. Does it make sense to buy more. I dont think the price will go lower anymore... | I feel like Chinese businesses in general have a ton of headroom, China is new again and the West is old. JD was given the green to return to 50. That's my spiritual assessment, hope it makes you feel better. | |
me | no | |
G | G | |
My favorite color 🚨🚨 | Holy shit they’re dropping like a rock | |
little bit of both | I have Jan 19 105s, my dude | |
Yes, I agree with you. But at this point Tesla can't even make enough cars to meet demand. Why is that so hard to understand? | Do you have evidence of S&X lines actually running at max capacity? | |
No joke, you can take the ashes of your loved ones and have them made into 3D printer filament. If you choose to use that filament to print a giant dick then that's up to you. | we did this with Grandma | |
You must be a functioning adult | Yeah I go to sleep at like 2am | |
Bro, how long have you AMD'ed? | i owned shares for 3 months before selling at a small gain because im a pussy | |
I was mildly concerned with HUYA earlier today but they’re pacing with IQ fairly evenly. So I’m guessing my portfolio is gonna be full of IQ/HUYA/SOGO. | sounds solid. i've heard a ton of expressions about having eggs and baskets, but I'm on the spectrum so it'll probably work out for you. | |
$75 at EOY is dog shit, they will have a TTM EPS of $13+ | I hope you are right sir. As someone with $80 calls and hoping to win this one big. | |
I bet he then went upstairs and fucked OPs mom | what a fag | |
There is no pleasure in hiring trolls to do your dirty work. | Idk. Having sexist threats in broken Engrish is next level trolling. Do u even bobs? | |
What IQ calls did you get? I'm learning options, I bought a 9/17 55$ call | Same strike but for August. | |
🙄 tell your girl that if she doesn’t leave your trading account alone, that you’ll be leaving her: alone. | I second this motion | |
Good idea. | A dip at this point is when it doesn't go up 5% in a day | |
In the meantime, you can try doing some simulated trading of options. It's not even remotely close to the real thing because panic, fear, and other shit will fuck you up when real money is involved, but it at least gives you an idea of how options work, and should make the transition slightly easier. | You forgot greed | |
When I get my tax returns next year I fully intne d on buying a paper, tacking the stock section to wall, getting drunk, throwing some darts at it, then buying those stocks. | remindME! 1 year “or ban” | |
Ill be in tmo for January. The google news is too good to pass up given todays reaction. | Yea, there is a lot to like. No one wanted to buy with me at 34-36. I'm long a ton of calls and hope it goes up, but if it hits 42 I'm goin balls deep. | |
Raising Cane's. Not even close as far as fast food chains go. | Raising canes are the best or are you shitting on Raising Canes | |
well if youre a ceo and you expect to sell less in the future then surely in working out a decrease shipping contract volume could result in truck sales to ship the stuff going down it makes sense. hopefully that's not too much of a logical jump to explain the correlation | What about autonomous drone based delivery cutting into demand for truck shipping? How well does this correlate to the QQQ and the SPY over a 20-year period? | |
Basically the state owns the building and gave mega tax breaks to Tesla to occupy it. Tesla subcontracts all of the work to Panasonic because like the automobiles, they’re pretty chaotic and don’t know their asshole from a hole in the ground. Tesla is basically a rent seeker. They’re basically a middleman between government subsidies and the people who actually make stuff. | But tesla owns gigafactory 1, right? New York just already had the spot scouted as a clean energy business incubation center so it must have made everyone happy to put tesla and Panasonic there. | |
That’s exactly the retarded thing I did. | Pro tip guys on JD don’t buy any options before 12pm est.... just watch, the dips from open stabilize usually by then. At least the last few weeks it’s been that way | |
Then I will do the reverse gif | OP pls | |
Goodnight | Sleep tight | |
for real, she cares more about what he can do for her right then than their future | I’d be dropping her faster than an AMD put. | |
I’ll get the big dick calls and supplement with little dick calls, just like mamma does. | do u wanna get a yacht ? b/c this is how u get a yacht | |
Because she knows what you started with? | Ouch | |
Diversified portfolio. Ew. | Well I’m more of a yolo guy. But this fag wants to save on tendies so there you go. | |
Maybe SPY options. Thing is you have to wait when a significant event comes up. | Like trump tariffs lol | |
I’ve played craps probably 15-20x in my life. Every time I’ve played someone has had to teach me, and every time it’s super easy and I pick up the rules almost immediately, but I also forget almost as soon as I’m done playing. | That’s how I am with Euchre | |
Solid advice here. If you are paying to have a woman around, she is there to provide a service. Not to be a relationship partner. Thanks for this post! Gave me some mental clarity on the issue as well. | Call option? | |
Don't worry. You can make it back in HUYA options tomorrow. | Whats our play with huya? | |
RemindMe! Next Monday at 6am “$UXIN YOLO | RemindMe! Next Monday at 6am “$UXIN YOLO with these homos | |
Probably learn option greeks lol | Those make sense to. But that’s way to obvious | |
You mean fu-gay-zi | Fa-got-zee | |
What? This is iPhone X pleb | Tf you doing using a browser then? Use the app instead | |
Call option? | Call girl option | |
Oooh, so they're pre-revenue? All in! | Jeff Bezos Is the fucking king. | |
The guy who started all these protest in 2012 [doesn't even hate them anymore.](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/shane-l-windmeyer/dan-cathy-chick-fil-a_b_2564379.html) Huffpo needs to move on. | huffpo needs to do a lot of things | |
Sleep tight | Don’t let the debt repayments bite. | |
well | haha Give Henry Jisus a couple more months. | |
More likely the only liquid $15 dollars | Yeah I started diversifying options plays and wanted to bet on TWTR without committing a ton of my capital in case it was a 'random' pump | |
Whats our play with huya? | 1/18/19 $50 calls | |
Why do you think it would drop below $60? | I'm just trying to buy some more cheap, but it has been on a recent downward trend. I actually have oil calls since March. | |
Someone needs to explain to me whats going on with MU on this sub | Profitable company with healthy projections and a sub 9 PE. Compare that with any non tech stock where PE of 15-20’is considered reasonable, or a tech stock where 40+ can be considered workable. | |
Dis and probably in the red tmr too | Bag thyme | |
No need to rush into plays to play. Waiting for the perfect setup is the only thing i do. I do not like to force plays because that is when you lose money | Aye thanks Wolf! | |
Shorting TSLA tomorrow at open. | #PROOF OR BAN | |
Unions protect the lazy and incompetent | Tell that to the thousands of U.S. teachers with post graduate degrees who are all in teachers unions. | |
You can't just drop some other chip into a system without major architectural changes to the system, so Micron cannot be replaced overnight. That's why that Chinese phone company was in such a world of hurt after Trump cut them off for selling to N Korea. | Thanks Homie that makes sense | |
Buying calls. | Already bought calls.... | |
OGIG doesn’t pay a dividend, but it’s a solid ETF. I posted about it in my post history | Thanks | |
Fuck Zuckerberg for that near 30% drop in April. | Are you kidding? Shit was free money on calls. | |
Reddit account? This is it. It's almost 8 years old. | No, he meant your brokerage account… and password | |
Is this an invitation, or?? | All in | |
RemindMe! 10 days | I sold today so sorry to ruin 10 reminder. Made out hot. | |
Ouch | well a -1% return in the past 10 years is pretty unimpressive to be sure | |
Yeah I'm going to book a plane ticket to haul my ass to get documents from Alameda county for my $3k position in Tesla. With how many shorts covering Tesla they'd be blasting these supposed documents all over twitter by this point. | You’re ignorant, lol. It’s not like it’s 1999, for Tesla it just might be though. | |
Do you still have these? If so, looking great this morning! | Yeah I still have them. I’m just hoping the market doesn’t recover like it did yesterday | |
YOLO? All in FDs? You have to understand? | Looks like it says cao ni ma | |
Are you new? | He has Autism. | |
But dat black and bleu burger doe | How much autism does it take to go to a place worth 'wings' in the name and get a fucking burger? You're probably the asshole that others the chicken at a steakhouse, or the steak at a seafood joint (well done, I'm sure.) | |
Where do you work im applying | mcdonalds | |
Worst case is to lose a little in the short term.... best case is to get fucking paid..................... | Wow I never thought of it like that /s | |
Maybe. The whole market seems to be down pre-market, except IQ & NEW | $IQ down now as well | |
Bruh CSCO old man stonk atleast buy them with a bit more expiry. I got burnt buying 3 month out CSCO calls, shit traded sideways for a bit and theta bled me. I only mess with yearly calls now on old man stonk. | It's been killing it for me since the post ER bullshit drop. I was thinking about getting out yesterday but got busy. That'll teach me to 'work' when I'm at work... | |
Wait for tomorrow and you will see people crying, drinking and more... | Y'all about to get taken to the cleaners. Never have I been so happy to stay away from a stock. I was really considering dumping about $20k into their ER play last Thursday, but just wasn't feeling it. | |
This | That | |
Call purchases don't pump a stock, though. | They'd have to understand what a call is beyond knowing 'options are too risky' | |
Are you kidding? Shit was free money on calls. | Pure buying season. |
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