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And the most upvoted comment in the thread is telling him to spend his 9k in savings traveling. Wow.... | Yeah, I don't think I'm going to continue wasting my time trying to educate the mentally ill. They want to stay poor, fuck it, don't care. | |
As someone sitting on a bunch of cash, I am thoroughly disappointed in this “dip” | Not breaking my ally returns for this! | |
He's getting cucked rn. | He just cucked you | |
i know this is WSB but avging down doesn’t work like that. you only avg down if you expect it to go back up but mr. theta is probably gonna give you the hard pounding | I fully expect to have this calls be in the money by Friday | |
If it climbs to 30 i'm out | I have a feeling this is a powder keg. I'm likely gonna hold at least through the month. | |
I have enough buying power but somehow it got blocked after I sold the contracts... | Takes 3 days to settle the trade. | |
heels | Im an autist, what do you expect? | |
I am not a teacher and you aren’t paying me to consult. I suggest you read up on geopolitics. Special interest groups. Micro and macro economics and cycles. I suggest courses or MIT open courses. You know. The easy lazy way. | LMAO... Okay, this guy knows.. simply put, nothing. | |
Why is it dropping? trade war bullshit? | Can't find anything so I guess so. AFAIK they don't have much connection with China besides maybe suppliers for their physical hardware. But a lot of their growth is cloud and software, not hardware | |
Janitorial staff have access privileges to the executive suites 👌 | Yeah but the executive suites are where they keep all the cocaine and hookers, not internal memos and reports. | |
you have 19 weeks till expire? | no, the person i responded to asked if it will be ok in a couple of weeks. I said in about 19 of them. That puts us at about November 1st and past the first wave or warrants expiration date. i have 28 weeks until expiration on my january 20 2019 $30 calls. If i get about a 10% gain on them i'm going to dump them and stay away from BAC until after january. I didn't realize there were so many warrant contracts for this year until after i bought them. that's what I get for not doing DD. | |
Well I guess they're not involved. I thought I read they were? Ahh..lol | lmao | |
Dont talk about what? | Exactly. | |
Never doubting papa Gong again. | Mama Su and Papa Gong should get a room. | |
On mobile click share and copy link | I'm on desktop but I'll hop on mobile for a direct link thanks | |
Wings are meant to be ordered with one thing and one thing only. All the ranch dressing in the entire restaurant. | personally i prefer blue cheese dressing | |
Is there a reason you felt like it was time to drop your life savings on that particular stock besides this subreddit? | Clearly this is in anticipation of earnings | |
135s. The theta of the 140s is so high. I've been flipping 135 for the last two weeks for 30-40% each time. | Can you explain why the 140s have higher theta than the 135s? Holding 140s myself and theta has been my biggest worry | |
Wendy’s chicken tendies | Wendy's nuggs are so fucking good | |
Rip, you jinxed it. You ok? | tendies are precooked, baking until Thursday | |
$ALB 9/21 calls. | What's the reasoning behind it, cyclical lithium rotation or their chem side growth? | |
Options or basics of the market? | Both really | |
Pretty bad movie | What?? Nooo! | |
That’s what I said back in February but ended up losing all $20K.. which were also not FDs at the time of purchase | I feel like if your username is 'tendiesmagnet' then anything you buy is by definition a FD. | |
Shit, you’re right. Is there somewhere I can see a time series of 90’s Ford Ranger sales volumes? | Buy Chevy puts | |
My play isn't that it will happen in the next month -- it's that in the next month people will see that it will happen 'soon' and will start to price that in. | What makes you think there will be such a drastic change in perception within the next month? It's not like chegg is brand new. If anything I'd think you should be looking at September when schools might implement stricter policies. | |
Oh Christ | Username checks out | |
throwback to when I shorted $100k worth of Netflix @ $275 | You aren't wrong, just early | |
ELI5 | Put life savings into puts | |
I bought IQ calls this morning. I guess im clairvoyant... or maybe I just trust my sugardaddy Yu Gong. | Or maybe because there's been 25 posts a day for the past week on people buying IQ calls | |
And fucking GoPro... a company spiraling the drain | They make good cameras tho! /s pls help | |
So we agree this guy is an Oracle board member? | All-in ORCL puts. | |
successful trials to $170 and now it dipped to about $140. | congrats to you... hopefully you sold some at the top | |
MURICA | I just peed a little | |
inb4 you're fake | Gottem! | |
44.5 6/22s. They're called FDs for a reason | But did it give you any delight though? | |
[More confirmation of Samsung news (open in Chrome, it's in Chinese)](https://www.dramx.com/News/Memory/20180619-13654.html) | What's the 5-second summary of this? I can't read moon language and I don't have chrome on my phone. Please and thank you. | |
Bruh i have 2k on MU, my portfolio size is 6k. Fck my life. Currently down -27% on my calls | man up! What price and exp? It will go up tomorrow during the day. | |
But look at the direction of rates. | Yes, which gets banks more money... are you 'tarded or something? | |
Don't sell your JD calls. If they're Sept+ they're worth keeping. | Thanks man, will keep em | |
My only saving grace was a straddle put on SOGO. Still way down. It's a crazy time when you buy straddles in fear of our President's Twitter account. | I'm kinda annoyed, but the SOGO calls earned enough yesterday to spare me a bit. Went up 42% ($1600 for me), then went down ~26% ($1400) before stabilizing. Hoping it will recover tomorrow (and it should; the tariff is on commodities and shouldn't affect the tech companies much in the long term). Of course I could be completeky wrong and get some serious butt fucking tomorrow lol. | |
Who else besides the Rothschild family really control things? | Rhymes with 'Jews' | |
Man I hope this mf moves past $18 by 7/20 | I think we'll be fine, up 50% the past month, only need another 20% over the next month. | |
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Yeah they cart him out on CNBC. His only notable success was shorting Enron lol | I watched his last interview recently talking about recent managerial firings at Tesla and saying how that is a doom for Tesla. He was short the stock since like $200 I believe. | |
I need to find it, that pm is gone and i donno where to find it. I’ll send u a whisper. | theres a link in the sidebar, is it that one | |
No one tell him | No one tell him. | |
This is how Ponzi schemes start. | Except amazon has steam rolled basically every industry it’s touched and is a market leader in the two fastest growing industries of cloud computing and online shopping. Amazon is priced sky high caz it pretty much has a monopoly and has sustained 20% rev growth for decades | |
tfw you replace labor vouchers with labor vouchers | The key difference was that these labor vouchers were to be destroyed at the point of sale, so that profit can't occur. | |
wait so why would anyone sell things for labor vouchers then | Because socialism! | |
Stocks? Shit, you ain’t going to the moon on stocks. Did you at least max out your margin? | I'm only here to enjoy the memes and call people poor. I'm actually a citizen of /r/investing. | |
when the stock is sideways and has an IV < 25, expiration 30 to 45 days | With an IV > 50 you get a much better return though and can just move the strikes out to 2 SDs or something | |
This is correct. I learned it from a book called but how do it know? Highly recommended to understand the magic of computers | but how do it know? | |
same. BIG old buy just before close | Nice, I went with a 9/21 $270 call | |
Buy high. Sell higher. Short highest. | ayy | |
August 135's are like .15 more than July ones | I sold some of my July yesterday and picked up August today. | |
Nice, liberals will buy the shares | Wtf does that even mean? | |
I yolo'd on it at 3:59 w/ no DD because I was pissed about losing half my portfolio to tariff bs. | That's too bad. | |
No ads w/ $11 plan. | Really? I thought you still got some here and there. Thanks for three heads up. | |
no | pls | |
Roll by covering the ITM position with premium collected from selling more OTM puts. | But if it becomes ITM, the sold put’s premium is worth less?? | |
Bet you don't feel as bad now as you did this morning. | I would have sold off this morning no doubt | |
Speak for yourself, I could finally afford an Amazon stock. | Mods ban this big shot | |
Hindsight 20/20. | Maybe even 20/10 in some cases | |
You forgot a /s. Intel's current CPUs are thermonuclear power stations compared to AMD's Ryzen. | The real tendies are over at enterprise grade CPUs. AMD's Epic lineup can warm muh yacht up and melt it at the same time. But, it's fucktons better than it's shitty ass Opteron. Lady Su gonna rock our loins with the upcoming enterprise grade chips. | |
Processor or GPU? | either response would be retarded as CPU makes no noise, and GPU is manufactured by other companies with all kinds of different fan designs not specific to radeon GPU's | |
i did not ask for the flair!!! | Yeah, you just sucked a mods dick, and they knew. | |
It's like he bought and the algos went 'mother fucking retail investors get fucked' and they all started to sell | that happened to me with NVDA calls this morning. I timed the top the first few minutes of open and it shit itself seconds after. I usually don't trade in the first 15 min, now I remember why | |
Try working from 10 - 10 on the west coast (VFX artist). Shit sucks after 1pm when the markets close. | Holy fuck I never thought of that. If markets closed at 1 for me I'd probably ~~have most of my capital still~~ kill myself | |
Are you my brother? | Long lost twin maybe?! | |
What makes you think there will be such a drastic change in perception within the next month? It's not like chegg is brand new. If anything I'd think you should be looking at September when schools might implement stricter policies. | Because he’s trying to spread the word as much as possible after he bought puts | |
Cheddit | Censorship? | |
Writing OTM calls and puts and buying even more OTM calls and puts on the same expiry date. Max profit is when the price stay in between the call and the put you sold. | Ohhh. Well shit that better not happen. I got calls. | |
Clearly this is in anticipation of earnings | Not really. I just had a feeling I needed to get in and I think 58 is a great price for that. I’m long. | |
Dow was above 25k last night. | Fapped a lot during that time | |
And thus weakening the US dollar and making US goods more attractive than Chinese goods on the world market? Sounds like a good idea for an export economy to do, what could possibly go wrong. USA no longer dominate. | Yeah China dumping bonds because of the trade war makes no sense in any timeline. | |
I know that it is not going to be on Robinhood even in secondary market. I am asking if it is on Fidelity since you already have an account. My main broker doesn't seem to have it in its IPO calendar but I am not sure if it will be available on IPO day. Don't mind buying it around noon or so. | How do you know it won't be on RH? | |
U selling options? | Yep. I’ll prob close them out tomorrow. Depends. I’m scared lol | |
Personally, I thought the market wouldn't take as big of a hit as it did today. I accounted for the possible trade wars, but after reading too many doom and gloom articles, I'm second guessing my original intentions. Not usually sure what happens in a trade of this caliber. Any thoughts? | Are you fucking retarded? Today was NOTHING. Back in February you probably would have actually killed yourself. | |
Considering rolling them to later dates so I don't have get out two weeks early. But my concern is IV crush after earnings. Trying to figure out if that plunge it's option value is worth the possible upside from holding thru earnings. Usually weary of holding anything thru earnings. | I feel you there. but the IV crush on Octobers should be too bad as long as you dont do too far OTM. That being said, I sold my MU octobers today because I didn't want to hold through :P | |
I didn't sell, I canceled the order | Even worse. | |
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Doesnt get you under the bridge either | Gets your mom under the bridge after she sees the size of my little dingy. | |
Does that every time. | Should be easy to make money on then. | |
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It’s far enough out you might recover. I might double down tomorrow depending on how it looks at open. MU looks much more promising of the two at the moment | That was my plan too. I wired some money to my account, gonna buy some $15 July calls with that tomorrow. It’s either averaging down or digging the hole a bit deeper. | |
Same, started getting really bad anxiety | It's worse when you're invested in it | |
They don’t think it be like it is but it do | It really do be like that :/ | |
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how you get that?? | It's a blind guess, and a bit of an exaggeration... but I mean, how much you think they'd stand to make knowing that they'd get caught eventually and go through with it anyway? Had to be double or triple what the fine was at least | |
with a side of $MU-sho pork FD's | Fuck that's good | |
Wtf does that even mean? | Something something brigading something something butthurt commies something latestagecapitalism pussys don’t like to get fucked by wsb dicks | |
wonder who he sent the data too??? VW maybe or GM? | sounds like a good idea for them until you realize the uber v. waymo 2.0 settlement would give tesla all the float it needs without going into more debt. what kind of data do you think some guy who got passed up for a promotion had access to anyway? | |
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Dude, just sell it and move on. | Right, sell low, conventional wisdom | |
You know what, this is okay. Sounds like you had a rough day. | My farts are now audible only as whispers of the past. | |
If you don't own every stock of the index how are you gonna track the index ? They are indeed obligated to own every single stock in the index. I’m not quite sure but I think they are allowed to decide the allocation them self. So for example they could have 100 AAPL and 1 SNAP for Nasdaq index fund. | If it must track an index and to properly track its index then it must also allocate according to market size of said index? | |
Walmart? | GE | |
Worth it IMO. | Was thinking about buying 1 or 2 of those as well. How long you think this run keeps going? |
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