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Pussies. Real men internalize guilt and ruin their livers. | As Jesus intended | |
that happened to me with NVDA calls this morning. I timed the top the first few minutes of open and it shit itself seconds after. I usually don't trade in the first 15 min, now I remember why | Yeah, I timed out perfectly to buy AMD calls yesterday at HOD and DIS puts at LOD | |
bro... you called it. | Removed from the dow lol im glad insider trading doesnt exist | |
I’ve never seen prime rib on the menu | Must not be lookin hard enough lol. | |
AAPL calls are killing me. Bought a few 190 7/20s. The only thing in my portfolio that finished terribly today. As soon as it pops up a little, I’ll sell close to break even and jump on more IQ September calls. | You’re gonna be fine | |
Well | Brute | |
this is actually legit dd for why walgreens > cvs | i still like going to CVS more than walgreens tho, walgreens filled with uptight fatties | |
china is down 20x as bad. US doing fine. | Where did you read markets are 20 times down as compared to US? Are we making up numbers now? | |
Ya'll made this fig calm down. Thanks. Good luck to you too. | Stay calm and fig on. | |
I heard Walgreens sells stronger ceiling fans. | could they support the weight of OP’s mom? | |
The DOW is Boeing + who cares | The way things are going Boeing will probably be replaced by Dollar General tho. | |
Old people don't need money, they're gonna die soon anyways. | Listen if you don’t have any old people to leave YOU money that’s hoenstly you’re own poor planning. Retirement homes and your local pharmacy aka Walgreens are FULL of lonely old folks who need somebody to listen to their stories about tying onions to the belts, saying “two bees for a quarter” and to replace their dumb-kids-who-never-call in their wills. | |
You mean you let them fuck your in the ass. | you getting any sleep tonight? (no homo) | |
You serious? | It’s not a loss until you sell your expired option ya fuckin idiot! | |
Do people do this? | It is 100% fine to do this when vol and interest rates are both low. | |
lmao..social justice wins again | wE DoN’t DiScRiMiNaTe. The last words of what used to be a good company | |
Go cuck a duck | You want him to fuck a ducks wife? | |
Shit it's off the highway nearby the Kowloon and that mega Walmart | There's like a hundred Chinese buffets that look like this near me and I'm in Texas. | |
I think I figured it out.. Every morning when I wake up, I dont put on my undies.. I think thats how you do naked calls. | Strange, I wake up with a big smile on my face | |
if u havent touched a cock in your life, you're pretty much a virgin. its 2018 dude. | yeah, what, are you some kind of fag who doesn't suck cock? | |
Holy crap, they can do that? RIP you fools for the GE calls, my GE puts are making some gains now. | Hell yeah! My puts are up 61%. Let's hope GE stock continues to shit the bed! Single digit sp would be wonderful. 55 contracts for 0.82at $14 strike and September exp. | |
Capitalism | soon, comrade | |
His wife's son is a good kid tho | Maximum tendies for the good boy | |
This. $15 minimum wage is fucking retarded. | A ton of employees will get raises then people who worked their way up to 15 will be like fuck, do I get $20 now? Nah | |
I went in to this trade knowing it was completely retarded but #YOLO | My man | |
Brute | AIDS | |
Is this the sign of the great cucking to come? | Where are my cuckubines? | |
seriously like wtf, hyping up so much then finding out he has fucking 6 contracts total | Lmfao. Made me chuckle for the night. I’ll give him that. | |
I wear 4 when I fuck ur mum | So she can feel it | |
F | E | |
Right? Who approved that. They had better have some really good marketing justification why putting rural starbucks up is a good move. | I can think of at least one small town where the Starbucks is literally the most happening place within a 30 mile radius | |
No but I sold it for 4x gains, not bad haha | Congrats | |
It’s not THE low but it’s low | lower. | |
Something akin to a Manufacturing Engineer. Building gas turbine packages using an aviation turbine design. | Calm down nerds | |
I wanted to say 'post a screenshot of your holdings and I'll buy tomorrow' but not have to follow through if you have, like, 3 shares. But don't worry, I'm poor too, so I won't judge. | Im long 20k i think the 20$ cud take til eoy | |
Richard really is the worst | Richard is the Ross of silicon valley | |
no, just not autistic like the rest of this sub | If you're not autistic get the fuck off this sub you normie | |
Most them close to death anyway | I'm 26 and I don't feel so good so you might be right. Sad | |
Sam here buddy. 7/20 47 Let's do it!!! | 7/20 50 let's fucking go bois | |
They will announce whatsapp monetization after they buy another messaging app which people will flock to after whatsapp is full of ads. Not until then. We just have to keep an eye on their next acquisition before loading up on calls. | Nah I think it will be sooner. Not even talking about displaying ads in WhatsApp. They haven’t even started to sell the data to third parties. I think the way it will go is, sell data to 3rd parties ( standard stuff ), add payment processor to WhatsApp in India, then the ads. The whole damn platform is untapped. I think the catalyst for them changing to this is the departure of both founders of WhatsApp who were privacy advocates and hated the idea of all of the stuff I just listed. | |
It doesn't provide insight to market risk. You already know the value of your portfolio. You're just doing hedging math. | I feel kind of stupid for not seeing that before. Thanks so much for the help! :) | |
In trouble of going to the moon ? | And back, yeah. | |
Was thinking about buying 1 or 2 of those as well. How long you think this run keeps going? | I’d jump on this morning if I was you. At least through next week, don’t get a June 22. If you’re feeling it go for ones past ER I have a feeling it goes up after that too. | |
The way things are going Boeing will probably be replaced by Dollar General tho. | Yeah no. Boeing always dips on big bad news because it's an expensive stock with huge exposure. Then it always gets bought back like clockwork because it's the only company that can make a decent A E R O P L A N E | |
Y | (Space) | |
It really do be like that :/ | somestimes it be like it don't, and it do, but it doesn't | |
Samsung had problems. Either it's good for MU because they don't have them or it's bad because they have it too. | Thanks. I promise I'm only partially retarded. My mom smoked while she was pregnant with me. | |
Same. I already have a lot of $13 6/22s | I got some 14s and 13s 6/22. I'm down for some 12.5s. Let's see where it opens at. | |
I've never owned a DVD or Blu-ray but now buy 4K UHD because it's the only way to get that quality/fidelity. Streaming still doesn't have the bitrate and torrents are huge and require a pretty new setup. | Still have a floppy drive in your PC because you don't understand flash drives? | |
If you buy a call for $3 (x100 shares = $300 per contract) with a 7/20 expiration and the stock goes up in price over the next few weeks the call might be worth $4 so you can just sell it back into the market for a $100 gain. Obviously it's a little bit more complicated than that, but that's the very basic explanation. | Oooooh ok. Thanks a lot, I was worried I’d need a lot of money laying around to buy the stocks on expiration, and then sell them... if you’ve got the time, how do you make money off puts? Why would someone buy the shares at a higher price than market value? (Last question, thanks for all your help) | |
A True wsb would buy puts and calls before er | something something Iron Condor | |
Nah it's Jian yang in whiteface. | I would watch that episode so many times. | |
How many times have they been supposed to hit 5k a week? | I'm not saying it is. Just saying that might be why he said what he did. | |
I'm always useless | harder daddy | |
I actually laughed at this fuck me | Haha Marjorie called | |
You can come over to my place and give me a handy anytime then. | I wanna keep edging you and then ruin it but letting go, if that's okay. | |
Tbh Google partnership is a huge moat. I wonder what gives the doubt here. | Trade wars hurting consumer sales is the doubt | |
Grindr | Grindr doesn't look like that ... | |
I'm not that much older, I was not seriously investing prior to 2008. But I have definitely been investing longer than the large majority of the Reddit 'investors' who started with Robinhood and have only known markets that go up 30% per year. | Wait.. 30% per year isn't normal?? | |
i need to know | I think the Netherlands | |
I dont think fox news is owned by 21st century fox. You may want to check that | 21st is still owned by Murdoch though so its basically the same. | |
Rocket League straight to Netflix to a round of Halo to dicking around in Destiny back to rocket league without moving an inch. Fuck gamestop | Damn if only I could get RH as an Xbox app | |
Bout tree fiddy | Goddamn Loch Ness Monster I ain't givin you no tree fiddy | |
$55 EOW for me | lol | |
I found the person I sold puts to today | I bought them on Monday, not yesterday. Either way, sucks to be you. | |
I think that shit is pretty much dead. No one really uses that shit anymore in China. It was used as the tinder of China back then but I think tantan replaced momo. | Momo owns tantan | |
U r right. Man I have to control myself over the hype. This might be sell the news event. | Oh it is if I had more money I’d be buying puts | |
It's big money pushing and pulling. You have a better idea, Dumbcunt? | great thesis bro. big money fucks over the tiny retail options market because it sounds good, fuck evidence. flair checks out. | |
Listen if you don’t have any old people to leave YOU money that’s hoenstly you’re own poor planning. Retirement homes and your local pharmacy aka Walgreens are FULL of lonely old folks who need somebody to listen to their stories about tying onions to the belts, saying “two bees for a quarter” and to replace their dumb-kids-who-never-call in their wills. | WSB has the best fuckin ideas on the planet holy shit | |
Im balls deep into leveraged NFLX bulls | That’s the spirit | |
Probably not n chill. More like n watch it for an hour before selling | At a loss | |
Short term options generally expiring the same week. Do yourself a favor and only day trade them for quick scalps, if you play them at all | You’re going to hate me for this- but what’s a quick scalp | |
Eh, shorting you gotta pay interest. What you're looking for is to sell call spreads imo. | i’ve been subbed here for like a month or something and this is first time i’ve seen someone mention selling to open (the true chad strategy) | |
At least his job is probably getting easier because all the numbers are getting smaller. | I chortled at this. Thanks faggy. | |
A ton of employees will get raises then people who worked their way up to 15 will be like fuck, do I get $20 now? Nah | Yep. And this is like fucking cancer sighing an organization. | |
Yep | Same | |
If they miss they will not go sideways lol. If they do not increased guidance significantly it will be punished. | Yeah the latest guidance has the company performing slightly worse in 19 than they are in 18 so they need to raise their 19 guidance. | |
Tom Hanks is a nice guy and he's a fucking national treasure... Rich too | but is he a billionaire? | |
yea honestly at this point, but fuck it i'm going down with the ship | You'll either ride a wave of tendies onto a new yacht or drown in your own blood. No better way to go imo | |
NO GAINS ON THE SIDELINE | the true wsb way | |
That was his spleen. | Spine | |
Yeah immediately after typing I realized my math was wrong thinking I was somehow long the 59.5 on the max loss scenario. I fukkin dum. | Read some books and maybe use TastyWorks to make things easier on yourself IMO | |
Can we get some sauce on that | U want some of my sauce baby? Hot n sticky sweet and salty. | |
It’s a tendie printing machine if you can stomach the expensive premiums. | I bought at the days high. It's like an anti-superpower | |
all calls, all ATM | Nice gainz btw | |
Same | Same. Pls | |
please tell me this is automated | Please give us the answer. I'm asking for a friend | |
Ummm... no I don't think so... | Haha you actually LOSE money on robinhood. It's just a game right? | |
I would roll out my oct to Jan | this | |
What's your SQ position? I was thinking of getting some calls myself. | 8/17 $75 | |
In at 60.5 bigly. I am going to kill myself if tomorrow we are down. | Better go buy a rope | |
He means homo. | Got em | |
I want to do that but I’m hoping for a quick pop first, so it’s the battle plan for tomorrow morning | Good luck man. You're an inspiration. | |
G | O | |
$65 homie? What’s the break even, $67? When did you buy them? If today I would’ve gone for fewer calls but lower strike. I think $61+ is possible, but $67 a stretch (don’t get me wrong I’ll jump over the moon if it does go that high). | OP invested $400, he literally couldn't have afforded a lower strike. | |
Need some serious volume for that to work. | Why? | |
In and out, buying then selling on a quick bump up/down | Your gonna hate me for this but what’s buying and selling | |
Is it game over? | It's up 15% on the month. | |
lol | lol | |
The difference is that with options either all your tickets win or all your tickets loose | Not with a spread. |
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