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Garbage sector | I think waste management must be worth trillions in this booming economy. | |
It could be worth a gamble flyer in a month or so. | I'm getting really jealous from all these flairs. How does 1 acquire a flair | |
I think the Netherlands | Here we pay no earnings tax on trading, only on your total capital | |
I didnt catch on fire doe | Michael Bay presents TESLAS EXPLODING VOL III | |
'in app purchases' | “Rated A for autists” | |
Do you know about IV crush? | No tell me | |
Yeah exactly. I didn’t even look at strike price. Just bought calls and puts mostly way OTM as I was like “these are so cheap and as long as stock goes up I make money. How have no one discovered this yet”. As I said I was an idiot lol | Oh wow, I took that for granted, I get you now:D | |
Thanks though haha I was 2 min late. Same. | Did you get filled? How does your option collateral only show 100 and I'm getting 600. http://imgur.com/gallery/3oP3Oxf | |
Probably IQ | Numbers add up, so probably IQ | |
IV is 130, you're gonna get crushed hard my friend | breakeven on that is still only around $61.80, its not unreasonable to assume in that in the instance of a bullish guidance that the stock easily passes that breakeven before EOW. | |
make sure to sell IQ when it reaches your actual IQ, It is at $44 right now. You don't have much time left. | What do you mean? It's long gone past 30 now. | |
Nope. Wait! It might hit $40 before u know it. | I'll check back in tomorrow lol | |
I read somewhere diversification something something | It's like Chinese 'death by 1000 cuts' this way | |
Wouldn't the margin be factored into the portfolio total though? | no it's not. I have 12K in margin on RH and it doesn't show in my total. | |
With the Bank Charter they will be an official bank and able to give loans to small business. It’s a big deal.. look it up. They applied last year. | fuck. I just saw the chart go up and down and said 'yes'. | |
You talking about Teslas or dead hookers? | ¿Por que no los dos? | |
What's your opinion, I'm holding JD 45 7/20 and 45.5 7/20, do you think JD can rally up by then? | I’m holding JDs as well $44s $45s. Aug and sept might be best because earnings in Aug. I think it’ll run up but u never know | |
$427.5 June 22c because I’m an idiot. Premiums are cheap now and I just sold for a big loss. Up to you. | 2 days OTM call on a green day today. gl. | |
You can trust him, trust me | Somehow I trust you less. | |
What is the % of upside when “I’m the money” the standard 20% or a lot more because it’s (ITM) | That’s where you need to utilize the Greeks brah! It’s all different but eventually theta is gonna catch up and you’ll start losing money... also, you might not be able to get this filled because it’s so deep ITM | |
3-4% at your account size. | i gotta get on that, but I'm all unmarginable right now anyway | |
Thanks. I don’t have much left anyways so I’m sort of apathetic to it all. This ER does seem peculiar to me though. | If there is a big pop tomorrow morning, dump it, then roll out to January or hold for The-Big-MU-20%-Dip (or some combination) | |
LMT doesn't sell to China. Why would trade war affect it? | Tariffs on metals increase cost of metals. LMT only buys domestic due to DOD rules, which is more expensive than market, so that cost gets magnified more than wholesale steel/aluminum. Basically if the tariffs stay, their margins get fucked, because their contract price is locked in. | |
Covered calls, making a few grand easily. Will buy back once IV drops tomorrow. Also own 60 dollar puts so even if it falls I'm ITM on my shares | This seems really smart honestly. I would follow suit but I’m happy with my positions at the moment, just gonna watch the shitshow from the sidelines | |
breakeven on that is still only around $61.80, its not unreasonable to assume in that in the instance of a bullish guidance that the stock easily passes that breakeven before EOW. | That only matters though if he plans to exercise. Who would buy that call from him? | |
F | F | |
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH | did i say that out loud? | |
What do you mean? It's long gone past 30 now. | I didnt buy because It never hit Single Digits, so I never been able to buy using my IQ rule. | |
I have to go to the one off Cob Pky, work out by the stadium. I'll have to check it out though, that ones close to where I live. | Makes sense. It's nice but the waits are usually kind of long. Lots of traffic inside the store. | |
we said this about mu too lol | SQ is pretty much turning into a combination of Visa, Paypal and BAC. Long SQ | |
S | D | |
buying JD calls | =( | |
No dice. Android. | You brought this on yourself. | |
Square has certainly developed a point of sale card reader with broad recognition and acceptance. Their product gives the retailer credibility that their customers payment is safe and easy. Whereas any off brand payment reader does not give the customer as much confidence. | While that's true, these are customers that my company already has paying us a monthly subscription. These same customers are already accepting credit cards through our invoicing app. They know we wouldn't sell/give them a shitty/shady product. Square is just straight up better. | |
In general I don’t think Chinese people trust buying used cars as much as they do in America. I don’t really see much of a market for them there, especially in big cities like Shanghai where it costs about the equivalent of $10k USD to get your car license plate. | cue me asking my dad if chinese people use 2nd hand cars. | |
7/20. First time selling a call, this dumpster fire seemed like a good way to wet my feet. | You up on them? I don’t think it will get to 10 by 7/20 | |
Is girlfriend code for blow up doll? | The crack between couch cushions | |
I'm not your friend, pal! | I'm not your pal, buddy! | |
The first time i didn't listen and you made out like a bandit. The second time i did listen and we're all sitting in jail together. | Third time will be a home run and no one should listen to me | |
You have to understand. | What is this from? | |
I’ve said it before on this sub, but I’m seriously planning on putting 10k in stock and riding it out. | I'm thinking of doing the same. | |
Aren't a lot of these factories now in south east asia? | Then why do a lot of shoes say made in China? | |
Holy fuck I never thought of that. If markets closed at 1 for me I'd probably ~~have most of my capital still~~ kill myself | markets close at 3 for me and the last couple hours suuuuuuuuck | |
and higher margins caz no middle man | I agree but I also disagree because they charge the same in store as they do online. If they sold it at a discount bc no material, shipping that would destroy GameStop | |
G | G | |
U must be new | nobody tell him | |
Goodbye | F | |
rip | It is really turning now | |
that's why they've committed to returning 50% of FCF to shareholders | Guidance $3.30 good ? | |
Yes. But I don't know what any of this means. | I caught a forecast of $3.30 earnings per share for next quarter (plus or minus 7 cents) | |
I'm thinking of doing the same. | Let's step into the abyss together :D | |
Rolling my JD profits into MU Januarys If this shits the bed tomorrow at open. | This seems like a wise play. The relatively low PE of MU is.... surprising. | |
This seems really smart honestly. I would follow suit but I’m happy with my positions at the moment, just gonna watch the shitshow from the sidelines | I'm short 6/22 OTM calls and ITM puts. Literally feels like printing money (the short calls are covered with longer expiration ITM calls). | |
I'm concerned they didn't have guidance in slide deck | What are your thoughts on the $3.30 guidance? | |
Hold me Marty | Hold us all in your huge 2million dollar arms | |
To be fair we're all options traders, I bet shareholders are very happy considering December the stock was like $40 | I sometimes forget that people out there actually trade the underlying. | |
Just the way the prophecy goes eh. | It is known | |
Leave him alone, being autist is hard enough | True autists know their way around a computer cmon bro | |
Insignificant amount* | Loss* | |
You're fu king rich | Two contracts? You poorfag now you're even poorer. | |
No. Use the link. | Why didn’t you just post the link on its own then ffs? | |
U | M | |
Yeah seriously, anyone know what happened? | He survived, this was in my country, Uruguay. | |
Ironic how even Marx had to be subsidized by Captalist profits to survive. | Not really. Socialism can only spend the wealth capitalism creates. | |
How about now? I have to know. | Down 60% but that was at market close when it was $59 - find out tomorrow when market opens | |
Use the link. | I can't cuz I have eye cancer now | |
Meh. It's down a bit, but nothing too bad. We'll see how guidance and trading tomorrow goes. | and its back up | |
Link? | https://www.reddit.com/r/options/comments/8sjt7c/options_heavy_portfolio_gains_nearly_200k_in_one/?st=JINNRSQ7&sh=b239eb8a | |
I could screen shot my portfolio from the past two days, and post it to that sub. And they would upvote it all day .... | no more reddit for tonight | |
Dude you can literally see the sole leaving the body | Ayyyy lmao | |
The fact that this company only gets rewarded with a PE of 7 blows my fucking mind. | I'd take 7, would be in the low $70s | |
Mine are 282 but don't expire till the end of July. | I have July 285s wasn’t a bad buy when spy was trading about 280 but not now. | |
same here we should be good | Don't count your tendies before they're cooked. | |
This comment always reminds me of the gamer kid video where he stuck a phone up his ass after his dad threw away his Xbox or some shit lol | Wait, what now? | |
Oddest bot ever... | I'm programmed to refute bullshit when I see it | |
Okay you win | I would give up stocks to live on Guam. | |
It goes so fucking far lol | Think his foot is still in it? Forsure right? | |
that rule is for fags | I'm helping him out | |
ER dump would have started already if it was going to happen dont you think? | no | |
Depends on where we open in the morning and how the day goes. | I read that as 'how the gay does' | |
watch the analysts reiterate their $60s PT's | Well, since our eps is growing quarter after quarter, I think that kind of bs only works once or twice for a certain price point. We are good until they say $70 when we are at $80. | |
And washing machine. And treadmill. And vaccum. And car. | I put 16GB of RAM in my toothbrush and it spins way faster now. Thanks MU | |
This fag does not remember the AMD effect. This cunt goes down on ER until it doesnt.. then what you gonna say faggoit. | 9:30 tomorrow will decide who is pitchin and who is catchin. | |
I have July 285s wasn’t a bad buy when spy was trading about 280 but not now. | Tell me about it ugh. | |
Or sideways | NO STONKS ONLY GO UP | |
Lmfao no you will not. | He's gonna be pissed when markets open and his 6/22's drop. | |
I can still close it myself on 6/22 prior to 1 hour before end of day right? | Don’t be a fool, you still have theta decay to account for, so sell tomorrow at 10. | |
Too volatile, and if MU doesn't get bought up from 4.5 forward p/e, then I don't know what counts as a catalyst for them. Just hold on and wait for the rocket ship to take off. | Buy jan 19 calls, easy money. | |
Yeah, selling the 6/22s was smart. Still holding my 6/29 $60's, probably gonna sell in the morning though. | I’ll sell as soon as stock goes down after 10. Only way i don’t sell is if it keeps creeping up. | |
F | A | |
Loss* | Bought to cover before the call to avoid additional volatility | |
Same minus the options | same same | |
Wow very bad entries. 140s were like .90 yesterday | I bought them on Monday | |
Or people that bought shit 3+ months out. | Or people that simply bought 6/29 for a fraction more | |
Take that filthy fuckin mouth over to personal finance and blow a clown on the way | Hahhhhhahhaa | |
Oh my god, this is awesome. Somebody's field of fucks is completely barren. | 'The ACCR shareholder's MOTTO during the ONSLAUGHT: PAIN!' | |
It happens with iMessages too | That’s happened with my Verizon too. It’s just Apple being fucky | |
Nice thanks. What is a good daily volume? | more than 3, which is what this has -- I generally don't trade options under 500 volume and that's thin. | |
The one that matters. | Username relevant af | |
people who speak romance languages like spanish | Paint me like one of your French girls |
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