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Tell him about SELLING options. | Naked options, it's basically free money | |
We did it bro it's over 420, now a push to 425 by EOD and I'll be happy my fds I bought yesterday won't expire worthless 😁 | Sell me on it, besides the fact you holding contracts, you see it as a good long term play? And I hope you sold those options ASAP today. | |
Would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger? | Buried alive in a minefield is what it sounds like | |
why did i let the $70/$75 julys entice me | The siren song singing tendy tunes has lured many a sailor in her days. | |
How many dollars is a dollar worth in Venezuela? Think I found a way to get more profits from stocks guys I'm working something out in my head | 1 dollar = 1 dollar. Bolivares on the other hand... | |
So short TSLA? What you suggest? | Short yourself and do us a favor | |
Buddy, i'm not a fucking Sogou executive, im here for the Chinese money too. | Well then... goodluck | |
Whoops. [Sided with South Dakota.](https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/politics/2018/06/21/us-supreme-court-wayfair-south-dakota-sales-tax/720789002/) | yeah oh well | |
Can I sue the market for bodily harm?? | as soon as im done with your asshole | |
Oh for sure, but the guy in OP definitely was picturing himself in a Warren Miller video when he dove off that mountain. | ended up looking like he came from a Frank Miller comic after doe | |
Fall right into his trap | The 10q says he’s willing to sell for 15m.....lol | |
It's right in the name. | EA SPORTS Ahahaha | |
Nah was underground | just to know what it's like to be your portfolio? | |
last ER was exactly the same, but it dropped over 10% in the first 2-3 days | You think this is people selling at a 'peak' to recognize maximum gainz short term, or something else? | |
Is Stubhub or Wish even publicly traded? | Wish is traded on otcmkts and stubhub is part of eBay | |
thanks for being relatable buddy ol' pal xD just tying my shoe laces so I can go run in traffic | If you braid them you can make a pretty reliable noose. | |
He was a piece of shit CEO this is good for Intel | What was their stock price when he started? | |
Tbh idk I deleted RH off my phone. | These are the pro plays I read this subreddit for | |
3k write off till u die tho | I made it back already haha but it was nice making 100k in the last year or two in cap gains without getting taxed on it.. im paying estimated now for this year and hate it.. | |
Those are selling for $5 right now. Where’d you get in? | 4.90 on the 18th. | |
Agreed, not sure who's in the wrong here.... | Dude, the guy fucked with your tendies and disregarded his employment contract. Its obvious. | |
He’s gonna close a loophole that every other industrialized country in the world has closed, effectively sending the bill to the owners of the job stealing robots | There isn't a single industrialized nation that has implemented a universal basic income program. | |
This list is solely based on the volume of options. It’s not ranking them based on the collective $ amount of premiums or the underlying, although that would be interesting to see. | Yeah that's what I'm getting at. I think activity in terms of volume of money is interesting. | |
[Proof of Autism](https://imgur.com/0KiNRRH) | Thank you AnusBlaster5000 | |
A watched stonk never moons | Hence why i sold NVDA at 180 fml | |
Is that your official statement? 'I sad'? | He had to sell the rest of his letters to release his margin call. | |
I think it's day traders and MM's keeping price down due to massive call OI | I agree. Hoping they let off a bit after friday so my 7/20s can breathe. | |
this is more like the fake bar fight scene in GWH. | Do you like apples? | |
It's cause they're in China. You have to adjust for being on the other side of the earth. | Bruh they still in the northern hemisphere. | |
Buy low, sell lower | Innovation | |
Papa jay and Su bae should mate and discuss a merger today. Then rename the company to 'Advanced Micron Devices' so that both my MU and AMD calls shoot to the MUUUUUn | No I don’t want gaymd anywhere near MU. | |
What was their stock price when he started? | It more than doubled under his tenure. These guys saying things about how bad he was at leading the company are just PCMR nerds I'm sure | |
As long as there are tranny hookers nearby. Pretty sure my wife is gonna leave me after this. | With nearby tranny hookers nearby you'll have a qt trap wife in no time. | |
I guess what I've learned from this is to just short EVERYTHING | What goes up must come down | |
you little bitch | luls but profit doe - gonna reload on this dip | |
Too late, we never got out from the first one. | crisis-ception. We'd make it happen. | |
Naked options, it's basically free money | I'm tempted | |
When did you sell those? | I never had puts, just giving advice to take the 50% and run | |
Prior to ER Jan $65's and $70's were pretty sweet, will have to reevaluate after we see what happens with share price today. | Have you formulated a plan? I'm itching for some MU calls now, tested the waters with shares the last while, now I'm ready for full power. | |
Short yourself and do us a favor | That’s actually not a bad idea | |
Fiats are absolutely garbage, no way I could get behind this | Thats all the DD I need to buy. | |
I’ve learned that if I choose to buy a stock at my peak of Addy, I just write down what I was gonna buy and come back to it an hour later. | More like come back to it a couple days later. | |
A hack of user data maybe? | Yep! Data breach will fucking chaos it | |
V | V | |
You have spoken well | thank you come again | |
Most of the time, but with MU, IV was actually highest during the morning time yesterday. | Absolutely true. I kept it simple selling a call spread, and I really wish I would've pulled the trigger earlier in the day yesterday. I felt confident that there wouldn't be much of a jump post-earnings (or if there were, that there would be periods of selling today to get things back to profitable) but I wanted to sit back and watch the price action to get a feel for where things were headed. Anyhoo, I grabbed a quick 50% profit 4 minutes after open, so I have no complaints. | |
And would you believe, the day afterwards is monday which is really good cause then I can watch my money get eaten by chinese scam stocks again. | But guess what [tomorrow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0) is? | |
Long term? Yeah for sure, assuming they didn't cook the books which people on here seem to be worried about. Tomorrow? Fuck if I know, I'm selling covered weeklies. | Fuck good idea. I just tried to close out my 7/20 covered call and replace it with a weekly. Shoulda done that today as soon as they ibtroduced the wonkas | |
All good. In the military, officers lose their name in lieu of the rank half the time. I.e. instead of calling him 'Burt' or 'Colonel Catledge', most people will just go with 'Colonel.' I guess I'm just in a military bubble, because to me, it's super obvious that I'd know his rank, because it's literally his name. Happy trading, may tendies rain upon you. | Likewise to you. | |
You just gotta go for it. Save some cash and average down if you need to. I bought this option at 1000 last Thursday. | Why is your total return only $451? | |
$2.48 here.... back to bagholding... I want to buy a lot more | Me too. But the MU bags are too heavy to reach my wallet. | |
If I calculated correctly it’s over a quarter mil in bets just on that one play. | Could it be a hedge? | |
So pullback and still bull? | Idk, maybe? All these Chinese IPOs are kinda in uncharted territory. I don't have a position in any of them. | |
If you braid them you can make a pretty reliable noose. | Just tuck them into your shoes. Guarantees you’ll be successful. | |
r/wholesomestreetbets | Make it real | |
Wouldn't it be covered by the first contract (I would have the right to buy shares at 1745, then sell them again at 1760 up until the expiry of the first contract)? Robinhood was going to let me do this exact deal for $1400 | Oh maybe if you have spreads enabled with the new update it lets you | |
lol you must be in Vancouver, we should set up a local WSB meet up lol | yoooo hmu | |
Summoning the 'socks in courtroom guy' at your request. /u/NOVACPA | Yea that’s him | |
I'm steady at -40% | I ended at -44% so all in all not absolutely horrible. It can be saved within the week. | |
I’m getting worried. OP hasn’t responded to his thread in awhile .... | Hard to text from the tree out back. | |
Right? Glad I scooped those. | oct19/jan calls? | |
Hitler did nothing wrong! | Legally speaking? No he really didn't. | |
I have a few quadplex and it’s pretty just good for racking up huge deductions. 50k deductions off shiny new f150 caz it’s business expense. | Yeah that's good shit | |
Buying rope solves the problem too ... | Long ROPE | |
I think it bounces at the end of the day, won't see $14 again unless subae whips one out in an earning call. Company is doing everything right, soon to take cpu crown from Intel. I'm long tho, nothing shorter than 1/19 positions. | soon™ | |
That is true it is mathematically much harder... a 1% chance of making gains turned into a 3% you have tripled your chances... they are still shit but you tripped them. | its like those scratch-offs that offer the killer triple play | |
Sure, that's WHY they need a payday loan so they can trade their way out of a job. Risky perhaps, but you don't lose until you sell. Interest on payday loans are very reasonable too, how else would they market them to poor people? | 'just sign here sir' | |
Do options have an impact on stock price at all? If you wear a tin-foil hat, you would say they have the opposite impact... | Technically? No. In reality it’s the implication of more calls than puts, etc. | |
Same yo... got up to 16.2K, got stuck in a work meeting when I wanted to sell my options, and then they tanked... bought more for a further date, and still tanking... portfolio is sitting at 6K now. Need to buy $ROPE | f | |
mods change his flair to patient rich person please, thanks! | Patient jaded rich person | |
also no capital gains if you sell to buy more real estate and depreciation | Ya but I like to bag hold my property and rent them out. I can write off those rent gains with MU losses | |
No joke I think WSB is the BEST place to learn this. You get to see a lot of different option plays and get to see exactly how much you can lose, as long as you let other people do the losing | Lol truu. Learn lots about FDs | |
Holy fuck, this dude is the ideal WSB goodboi | Will trade 5 tendies 4 a goodboi flair | |
!redditgarlic | *hisses in vampire | |
Would you like to reconsider? | It’s gonna be close. | |
400% loss wew | Wtf do you know what numbers are? How the fuck do you have 400% loss | |
Not this time it seems but we have ~20 mins to go. | Yeah I got killed today. Minus 2300 | |
I didn't invest, I basically shorted. | You spent money looking for a return. That’s investing. | |
Imma gild this once im back in front of my desktop | Five hours this guy has been waddling from his couch towards the computer | |
It's Arabic, you heathen | Luckily, there are no stock markets in Arabia. | |
If it its 20 im all in | The only way you can buy IQ on 20 is to build a time machine | |
I understand why, who wouldn't want a Tesla? They're fucking nice, but Tesla is bleeding cash. | I’ve seen model 3’s with increasing frequency here in Miami, and fuck me they’re actually nice. | |
what is the minimum net worth requirement because mine is negative | Nigga just leverage yourself to the tits and you're good | |
lol was this 2 years ago or what. | Yes | |
Dude just post the positions | You right. Just did | |
Jim Chanos ? | No bad blood. Just making money with options. I hope Tesla wins in the end. | |
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee | So I’m just a damn libtard, right? Who has no neurological function but screaming about how this and that is racist/sexist/whateverist, and wants everybody to be gay - your average soyboy simpleton. Then my questions should just be easy to answer, but all you can say is “reeeeeeeeeee”? What hipocrisy... | |
He didn't want margin emails | Naw man they call your cell phone .. hence the name margin 'call' | |
Make it a 3some | [Smoke some fucking crack with me bro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS61wYjFCws#t=33s) | |
I recommend doubling-up, provides double ups in your portfolio. | I checked the maths and it says that 2x OP’s portfolio value is still $0. | |
I have been down $8k and even then didn't panic. This shit doesn't scare me at all it's just my learning style is odd. Options DO NOT MAKE SENSE to me at all. So I want to get in and watch what happens with something that won't totally clean me out. | Bruh this will expire worthless try anything a lot further out. Premium might be higher but it wont go to zero next friday unless its really further away from the strike price | |
2019?! Who the fuck cares about a year from now? | Only UBS retards... | |
Those words? 'Yer a fukin dingo cunt' | Fuckin’ Galahs. | |
it's ok, we all make mistakes | It’s cool how you repeat things your parents say, kinda like an autistic parrot! | |
Reason why? | Newest meme stonk this sub has yet to discover | |
Yup holding defense and industrials is getting painful | What do you think the realistic chances of Raytheon going back to at least 207 by July 20? I need that just to break even on everything. Looking to add to LMT or ITA as well but for August. Seems too late to add into NOC as it seems to be already bouncing. | |
Seems like a good way to tie yourself to sex trafficking | 'No officer, i was YOLOBLASTING to get tendies so i could get a yacht and throw poontang parties, i wasnt directly purchasing taco-time.' | |
Yea that’s him | Hey! | |
Blessed be upon your calls my brother 🙏 | My calls are all lost causes. But I’m seriously considering a whole fuck load of puts. This market is all type of fucked up. Will there be a trade war? was there already a trade war and we won? Will be there be one and everybody loses? I’m starting to think otm dirt cheap puts on everything like six months out is the smartest thing I can do. Or the fucking dumbest. | |
Red Hat sucks balls and flopped on their earnings, therefore MSFT is fucked | Why is MSFT fucked |
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