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Speak for yourself
I am ALL one of those kids on this glorious day
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It's Friday, so you kinda have to.
i-i'm clearly an autist.
Hard
actually soft. if you ask how big something is from 1-10. 10 would be the biggest obv
AMD was penny stock 2 years ago
But AMD has Sue Bae your argument is invalid
IV vs. HV and covering your options with equity stakes for when shit dont play out.
i'm hiv negative, so buy IQ calls then?
I'm pretty sure I heard about $IQ from this sub and my entry average was like $23
You are among the minority. Take profit while you still can
Wouldn't be suprised if tsla started making more money on tours than selling cars
Even if tours are free they will make more money out of them.
Chevy is known for their reliability, right?
Compared to a foreign made vehicle, or a Ford Coffin? These are two very different things.
Just put 3000 in on 250 7/27 calls
I said 2-3 months, bitch
I’d wait a little bit to see what happens with this trade war bullshit first...maybe walk it in in small batches, but I wouldn’t straight dump 50K at once.
But then it won't be $50
[/u/haupt91 IRL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCIh8QPaha0)
yeaaaaa!
Can u explain this to a noob, if you own 100 shares you write a call, the premium goes to you?
Yes.
Classic gamblers' fallacy. I like it.
Make it back like by working at a job.
NOW
you don't gotta yell man he just wants to know the ticker
ETrade was down at 9:30 and cucked me hardcore. Had my finger on the button to sell MU FDs and I lost 3G because of them.
Sue
I mean it had a massive Doji at peak. Then a hanging man candle where you could literally watch it run out of steam and than it dumped the next day. Today was obvious if you’ve ever see. A candle stick chart. Its risky to bet against momentum but this is a classic running outta steam chart on such a quick runup.
Lol, “but technical analysis is bullshit” - every fundamentals investor
Yeah I started looking at salaries and it doesn't seem like I'd necessarily make more that route. I live in a low COL area so 90k isnt bad
Are you planning on transitioning to trading to make a living to get away from engineering?
Are you?
You're the one who thinks 'market makers' are stealing your tendies
were you in a coma for the last 10 years? why would you put any money near blackberry
They essentially switched industries a couple years ago and are b2b
do it for daddy
it's one of wizdaddy's plays? lol ok.
Lolollollllllllloloollllll sure
he was being sarcastic
At the analyst day the cfo basically said the share price was too low so they were going to do buybacks now instead of divs
Well it doesn't have to be all one or the other, and i agree a buyback is more potent to true shareholder value at the current valuation. I mean to say a dividend would force it to be valued by the div yield. I would think whatever div they give the price would move so yield is 3-5%
Dave & Busters really figured this thing out!
The money keeps moving...
I saw this on TSLA today, the 342.5 call was cheaper than 340 but the 345 was more expensive. Somehow 342 was cheaper than the below and above both
That could have been people liquidating and running over the market makers if that was a popular contract.
You know what that means, right? Elon browses WSB
Elon is probably the one that gilded him for his brilliance.
#metoo
this still gets me everytime. especially whenever the letters are really big
To laugh at retards nuking their accounts but then you gaze too long into the abyss...
The abyss then gazed back into you...
Holy fuck.....youre crazy. Good luck but that is very close exp
How is that crazy? It was literally at $60 yesterday.
Probably thinks it's another mistress. Miss Managing
that would be Miss Maganizsky
Youre a cuck, bro.
You're a jackass for using the word 'cuck'.
How does one blabber out of their asshole? Asking for a friend
i think it's kind of like a shart, but with more butt-cheek slapping
[uhh](https://i.imgur.com/HjDZIcX.jpg)
i think he has a butter fetish
Damn you win, so sorry man - hope you make it back and more.
All good. The market gives, the market takes.
Nothing more intense than betting the line on a Kent State vs. C. Michigan game...
Ahh man, that Antonio Brown game against Ball State in 2009. What a classic! I get a dopamine rush just thinking about it how much I made that night! Unfortunately, after that I realized had a gambling problem so I switched to OTM options trading, and I've never felt better! Thanks WSB!
[Pascal's Wager.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager)
That was a nice review. Phil. of Reg. 215 was a long time ago. Thanks.
Is this DiCaprio?
It's Alex Jones dumbass
This is what we've become
Wednesday my dudes.
Not just the childmen, but the childwomen and childchildren, too!
I hate them!
Wow what a heterosexual non fag good job mods.
You have it all wrong. If he's doing a good job he's a fag.
You can't tell me I'm not a people.
There are but only two genders. Left, and right handed people.
Sixteen thousand upvotes, eighty comments. 🤔
M A R K E T M A N I P U L A T I O N
POS questrade won't let me trade faggy Ds. What gives?!
You need Robinhood pro-weekend version
Unload the toad
One lily pad at a time
Both. I switch positions about 3-4 times a day covering gains and playing pullbacks.
What leverage and stocks do you usually trade?
Weak hand insurance
😂
I was hoping you were trying to be cheeky and use the negative sign to subtract the cost to show wins.
I havent sold yet so maybe this week will be different. Like 50 cent always says, get rich or die cryin'
Where the big boy money is made
This is a strictly big boy operation
He needs to start spending some time on this sub, get some perspective on where his priorities really **should be.**
MU
It's in the shop again
Never left the shop.
When I read AMD and NVDA I almost fell down laughing. May he YOLO trade forever in heaven and/or hell.
Don’t forget rad
Or did he say it with an -er sound?
Yes. The funny part was that the first time he said it, two black HR folks scheduled a meeting to tell him not to say it. And during that meeting he said it again, and then got fired lol. What an idiot
Risky. Talc litigation is killing them. For every dollar they pay to a plaintiff they pay 2 to their lawyers.
Downfall of many company was a powdered vagina
What if trump tweets and therefore tech decides to sell off?
Hmmmm more IQ otm calls
But she covered Micron FOREVER, she must actually know what she's talking about /s
Just like Cramer has been a MU bull forever
It stays irrational for a long time
Get a hot one now. Time is never a woman's friend.
What Bob said. But also show us your puts or STFU
Im not buyin jack shit on a stonk with 100% volitility u dumpster fuck
no take backsies
But rh told me I had 30 days
WSB has autism but CNBC has Down's syndrome.
This times a million.
Tesla is American
Op refers to different kinds of options.
I don't shop at grocery stores that don't have this. Fuck waiting like 15 minutes for a slow ass checker to scan my items and very slowly and shittily bag them.
Old people avoid them like the plague because they don't know how to use them, it's fucking brilliant.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8q64c7/round_3_msft_entering_by_zone/
It's deleted anyone here have the text?
It was.
Because Belize doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US. I so wanted to see what would have happened if he won the Libertarian nomination while still being banned from the US.
Oo mr I can afford 4G over here
He didn't have any $IQ calls.
Individual retail is always the dumb unsophisticated money.
https://www.google.com/search?q=sarcasm
I think financials are long term holds. I don't see much reason for quick plays there. Any money I'd put in the bank I throw into BAC.
6 months ago BAC was $29.88. It's now $29.99. Plenty of YOLO's out there, but I really don't think banks are where it's at.
As a white man, these crackas be clownin
God damn crackas! Giving us recklessly gambling white folk a bad name!
Was my first thought as well. Problem is that the drinks get warmer the longer you wait for the price to increase.
i'd just bring a cooler with some ice as an investment.
This. I can't wait for the day every single burger flipper is replaced by attractive submissive female androids like in Westworld. Or kiosks. I don't care. 99% of them are bitter lazy pieces of shit.
Hard to find pride in your work when you make minimum wage.. Been there before, the difference between people who stay and those who move on is that some use it as a stepping stone and others it's a final resting place... RIP mimimum wage workers
In ‘99 Bill was boinking interns in the White House.
Ol' Slick Willy
Open a bar next to that one that is empty and only sells calls and puts on drinks on the other one. Contracts are for 100 drinks
Lol OTM calls you get Burnetts
There are no tendies like homemade ones made by your mom though... :(
I too enjoy the taste of your mom's tendies
Tendies are burnt. Incoming depression
They’re not burnt, they’re brûlé
“I thought the waz murica”
not since JFK son
It is Phillip mcrevvis calling
Is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt.
T
Goodbye.
I love how it takes a YouTube documentary trailer for the sub to turn bearish on China stocks. Baba BIDU tencent iq all going to run this year.
How you think they’re gonna run up to lockout 9/25? Trying to gauge my plays here.
Think they would let you do a futures contract during one of the pullbacks?
ALL PUTS ON PBR CALLS ON GUINESS
Literally fucking same.
Exactly the same here also, and pretty much all Chinese calls.
How do you think sonic will play out?
I’m thinking they’ll go down. Yuuuuge runup the last month based on new buyback increases from $160m to $500m and no other financial changes. Sure they have great marketing, but it’s overbought af. Planning on $35 July 20 puts they’re pretty cheap at $1.20
They also charge out the ass if you sell anything on their site
That’s the thing. If they didnt charge so much on damn selling fees then I wouldn’t mind the occasional loss. Now scumbags on eBay are more prevalent than ever before.
they tank your portfolio
Shit
They deduct the dumbness but I can’t tell if some DDs aren’t wishful thinking.
Its true that a lot of people only want to think hard about the upsides and don't want to think of associated risks.
I would feel safer with V calls too
Effin dat. Sell V puts, then buy V calls. This iz wsb. Not r/options
If you were my client I’d say bend over
Suckering Succatash!
[chart](https://imgur.com/a/4uGNLls)
What the fuck am I looking at?
Agreed. Jans make way more sense (saying this as a guy who bought Octs on Friday).
Its cool. I bought Octs like....a month ago. Fuck me, right?
I second this. You have much better odds playing craps. Place 6 and 8 and make big Field bets. Martingale yourself into 6 figures. I’ve seen people do this in real life.
Field bet is a suckers bet, just play the 6 and 8 and back your bet for the best odds in the house
That was cheap. Try 6B for broadcast.com
What the fuck is broadcast.com
You’re smart. This is actually what I’ve been going by recently. But you also gotta look at what has happened in the past with past earnings reports, that’s the key to success
Key to success lol
Spread? Or naked?
Spread, of course. Takes way too much buying power to sell it naked. Futures aren't looking good, so the 2770 is gonna be worth a lot less at the open. Will probably move down to 2760 or 2755. We'll see..
Same
Twinsies 😘
He isn’t a forward thinker, don’t give him that kind of credit.
Don't underestimate the number of people that have to tell him what to do on a daily basis. He's an idiot and one of the most powerful people on the planet. A tool to be wielded.
Shut up nerd
I fucking love this place
Market is very efficient in reacting to news. The magnitude/direction could be wrong or inadequate though.
'Wrong or inadequate' != efficient
its owns part of alibaba i think. i think its worth exactly what the stake it owns in alibaba or something.
Yahoo owns tumblr iirc
Agreed on none being profitable, but pure did have a profitable Q4 - but probably the result of seasonality. I think the stock price will keep increasing for at least another quarter. Do you see a correction happening in 2018?
Just negative on both. Tintri has shown the path for go it alone IT.
Man, I’m right there with you. Should we just back out and try again? Or supplement with puts?
Considering either - but with IQ its either up and/or down 5% within the first few minutes, so have to choose quickly
Also not a stock.
Yet
He has great hair tho...
So does my ass but only of them does something useful.