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Definitely the right play to hold it over the last few days instead of selling. This way you can still wipe your ass with the .01 contract. | That single-ply life | |
Which was totally possible. Dude got lucky AF | Right, especially with Musk calling out the shorts | |
And $JD recovers to $30. | This is real possibility, FML | |
I think they can to some degree. Option market makers often buy or sell the underlying to be net neutral. | That’s why it’s not technically true, You could argue that you existing impacts the stock market but in reality it’s just the last price someone was willing to sell/buy a single share. | |
I don't have my health or a big dick. Can you help me out? | I don't have my health, but I am a big dick. Maybe we can work something out. | |
It's down a dollar, don't be a pussy | Well I’m down several, even dozens ! | |
Seriously though, how you holding up? Is this lunchmoney to you, or is it a year's salary, like it is for me? 😂 | Considering he took a $3k cash advance against his credit card <1yr ago leads me to believe he’s going to be dumping it all in ROPE | |
stocks go up, stocks go down, you can't explain that | So sell low and buy high | |
Yes. No. Maybe. Idk | Can you repeat the question? | |
Doubled up and sold, if I would have held until 330 I would have made 450%, I know I shouldn’t chase profits but fuck me if it’s not frustrating that I blew my load too early | Yeah. Just gotta remind myself it's like leaving the craps table once you have a few cold shooters. Yeah, you might win a little bit more on the next guy, or you might keep losing $50 a throw. | |
Agreed. I don't think wizdaddy has technically been proven wrong yet. | if you ever go red, just drink more of daddy's juice. Foolproof. | |
The trick is to predict the market reaction to earnings, not the earnings themselves. | This sub is so retarded | |
I think this is the scene he can tell the kid is in trouble and right before he heads back to the resort. | That makes sense but how did he know? Was it like a supernatural thing? | |
Maybe everyone pulled their money out of the stock in order to buy weeklies and crashed the stock... 🤔 | Really activates the almonds | |
Shut the fuck up, Donnie! | Calmer’n you are. | |
Not sure if tightening bolts can really be considered 'Assembling cars' | I took an aspirin today because I am CURING SICKNESS AND PROLONGING HUMAN LIFE | |
They have to survive. Also, I have nowhere else to go, I'd end up on the street. I've busted my ass for years, and was a pretty good programmer. I'm getting to the point where it takes me at least twice as long to do what I used to do, and I can't keep up at work anymore. I'm trying to turn $400 into a miraculous bankroll. I'm not deluded, it just gets me through the day. I'm know I'm fucked. The wise would go short on me. :) | Yo, not sure if you’re serious but real talk, you’re worth a lot more to your kids than your life insurance payout. At worst case you can make some meme stock automated trader and sell it to us so we can play the panda market. | |
Or he’s committed to what he stands for. Two ways to look at it depending on which koolaid you drink. | Whatever koolaid makes me money. | |
Margin Call. It's good. A lot slower and drier than The Big Short but good. | I liked *Margin Call* significantly more than *The Big Short*—does that make me a bad person? | |
When you're up 45% you should probably set a stop loss order | You never sell until your up at least 60%. | |
I know of those! One of my coworkers spent $300 on one. We all thought she was nuts. She was an overweight lady with lots of cats, and a very large collection if beanie toys. | [can't be worse than this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgDsyj5eLmo) | |
Thanks for reminding me. I like to go *thru and downvote everything he posts from time to time. | Like a lot of other people | |
What would be your advice? | Buy MU | |
Nope, theta and I've crush, you'd be down too | 57.5 calls were up 20%-25% around 2 today if you bought Monday | |
And then short SBUX, cause they make shit coffee, I'd rather drink Elon's protein shake. | I'd do that anyway. | |
Good luck, just take out a $200k loan and buy a DB11, you'll be shooing them away. | 200? You really want to buy the lowest floor spec of that car? You gotta put some more dollars into it to get the higher specced version. | |
$SQ right? | That's my jam. And SHOP anytime left shit's on it. | |
incomplete thought on my part. I met cuts to their production limits they put in place in 2014 | 600k Bpd realistic increase. Lol that’s so good oil right now. 600k isn’t much at all on the grand scheme. I like this news | |
I’ve seen model 3’s with increasing frequency here in Miami, and fuck me they’re actually nice. | Yea I've been seeing a lot more in the DC area. A couple years ago I saw one once a month maybe. I've seen multiple every day lately. | |
Trying to add if I can. | I'm hoping you did. This morning's action would've been a solid exit op | |
oct19/jan calls? | Shares, I'm not that bold yet. | |
Got a small action on it, need it to recover some more too | I like the movement on it so far today. Seems to be holding well. I’d rather it creep up slowly than jump back | |
At the same time , failed upside movement has me worried this will tank too. Been holding at least | It's been more or less stagnant since 5/31. Great earnings, multiple upgrades, price sitting around where it was the previous earnings, RSI chilling in the 50s... Everything points to good times ahead. | |
Repeat after me. Sell it at open and buy back cheaper later in the day. That's not panic selling that's smart day trading to minimize your losses on a long position. | HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO SMART. I would have never thought to do that. What about the days it dropped 3-5% only to close +7% do I still sell at open and buy at close? | |
Conspiracy me says to wait a couple weeks until there's less interest in MU. Then the MMs have less incentive to pin the stock sideways. | For the sake of a few 7/6 calls, I hope the stock is being pinned just to crush FD's and next week will be a good one | |
I would buy more too if I was liquid...but I’m balls deep in $V calls atm. | now I am too after today | |
fuck my life, fuck the market, fuck these morning dumps | I dunno, I always kinda enjoy starting the day with a nice dump... | |
If it hits 230-240 range I'm going all in on leaps. | I was looking at 265C 9/12 but want to see at least 240 | |
There's no reason to hold it through these huge drops in price though. You can always buy back in at a lower price if you still like the company | I assumed it would bounce back today. It’s nearly impossible to time the market. What if I sell today, and tomorrow it goes up 10%? Then when I buy back it drops again? | |
Get on MU FD's ASAP | Puts hopefully | |
If it wasn’t for gangs catering to the populations drug need how would we get our fix? Gotta take the good with the bad. | By legalizing all drugs? | |
I'm hoping you did. This morning's action would've been a solid exit op | I added 2 August 52.5 but was in margin call, so that was that. I hope you did big. I'd have gone 1000 more. Hate RH for babysitting the ratio. | |
A | Does not approve this drug. | |
My portfolio is up $16k in the last month, but okay | You judge current market performance in months? lol. Ok. Good one. Maybe you do need fundamentals. My bad. | |
Same. Or you're like me and Fidelity won't let you do anything besides covered calls for the time being. | Nothing wrong with covered calls. If the stock goes down, you at least made some money from renting it out. If it goes up, you sell at a profit and do it again. Win-win. | |
https://youtu.be/ieV1HpAfi1k | You think they have a special room just for their Quaaludes stash or is that too old school? | |
We all are one of those kids on this glorious day | Speak for yourself | |
I love you both | now kiss | |
[hey that was me ! ](https://imgur.com/a/Ivou8RD) | My man. We feast together | |
Fuck MSFT. Boring-ass stock. | o-ok.. | |
Too old school. But if they're anything like the Pike where I went to school they've got a room full of roofies and tapes of them raping women. | Good ol' Pikes, a rapin' and a druggin'. Just like their pappies before them. | |
I think it applies to Pikes everywhere, its not really school specific. | The video is of FSU PIKE. | |
Only degenerate gamblers watch the MACtion...I never take the under. | Nothing more intense than betting the line on a Kent State vs. C. Michigan game... | |
There’s already a six-month waiting list. | No shit they need to make the car after you order it | |
Beer, jeans, wwe, guns, McDonald’s, etc... | Yeah I figured the basic products that would get hit, but I’m wondering what specific companies stand to lose most from losing American sales. | |
When do they expire? | Octobers mostly | |
u forgot to circle the ballin $300 they have in that PREMIERE checking acc. | Down 25% in two days, dat cash burn tho | |
6/29s are totally fucked | My October’s feel safe 💁🏻♀️ | |
it’s either going to 30 or 40 | this guy.. buffet jr. over here. | |
But can it beat Baidu? | It doesn't have to yet to raise the stock price but it's already beating BIDU in market share for input method. | |
Can I drive the boat? I’ll bring beer. | Can I come? I'll bring the hookers. | |
50%? When did it hit $70? | but if it can even come close to 50% of amazons price per share well be ok | |
Is that open interest? | ||
I incepted myself. Going there for lunch now | I went to Tampa a few weeks ago and think I ate there 3 times lol. Can't get shit that good on the west coast. | |
are you retarded | arent we all | |
Sold all my Chinese memestocks. It's kinda of therapeutic to see my portfolio going sideways and not down for the first time in days. | It's nice to sit on the sidelines for a day or two. | |
Heh Im not the only one, call volume pre ER was pretty high, mine expire in a month ill just ride it out. | were you in a coma for the last 10 years? why would you put any money near blackberry | |
318% | changing my diaper now | |
Yah. Literally I thought I knew this company inside out. I even was even tracking short interest day by day..fck it. I'ma going all in on stock and buying the dip | Some good news, Market Edge changed their rating today from 'avoid' to 'Long' | |
They aren't, because us americans are heavily armed and violent. If we ever declared MS-13 tatooers are immune to protection of the law like Duerte in the Philippines, they would be hunted to extinction faster than you can say Morgan Stanley. | Can we get Duerte in Chicago for a year or two? I think we could at least get him on retainer. | |
They sold the call options and realize how fucked they all are when $MU goes to $75+ EOY | So they're manipulating 6+ months out? Wouldn't it be way more effective to halt the momentum by dumping when it's actual closing in on their strike price? They couldn't possibly hope to keep people off the stock for months on end. | |
Yep. He is officially my enemy. | He needs to start spending some time on this sub, get some perspective on where his priorities really **should be.** | |
I'd bet heavily on it. | I already threw my last tendies on October Calls | |
The only difference is AMD P/E is 200 something, MU like 5. | we playin golf or football? | |
Now 25%. Lol this is fun. | hold it thru the weekend | |
Then for sure market will recover, sometimes you just need to take the day off and clear your mind | Do it for us | |
That's a perfect segway into becoming a Trump supporter | Or a r/latestagecapitalism moderator. | |
fuck | Don’t worry he wouldn’t buy anything sooner. But I would. And did | |
...that's enough reddit for me today | You need a nice delicious r/tendies nightcap | |
Or a pint of whiskey | Can someone please make a gif of the 'Who does #2 work for?' scene from Austin Powers but with the dude being murdered in the toilet represents all $MU 6/22 call holders? I'm too lazy (and not talented enough). | |
Careful! Or you might become President one day | DUDE! too soon broseph, too soon! | |
Doesn’t that just signal strength ! | that stonk is on a stairway to heaven | |
That makes sense but how did he know? Was it like a supernatural thing? | They have a telepathic connection? Haven't seen it in a while. The whole movie is trippy. | |
Wait until you're in the red tho | it's not a meme until you sell | |
No u | no mu | |
Thanks, glad it'll go up 15% on Monday. | YUUUUUUUURP | |
Profit is profit | he needs someone to talk to instead of a bank account | |
A | G | |
No I'm a fggt and pre 2005 was the golden years for Honda dependency | 2002 Honda Civic reporting in | |
Nigga you know there is a some Morgan Stanley fags monitoring and laughing at the wsb meltdown over MU. | Lol. Can confirm. | |
He rebought at the top, sold the bottom, are you blind? | If there was any 'selling' you can't be broke. | |
Or 3 figures | This is also true ☝ | |
Man I really think this shit gonna soar netflix style tbh. Im debating on yoloing like 5k on august calls. Might just yolo on margin. | Do it. This is the last dip before lift off. | |
Japan has a real problem with overworking their employees. This is well known. So the problem probably isn't lazy workers so much as insane Japanese work/life expectations. | That too, but the difference is significant, not a measly percent or two. I've worked in and seen enough production/fabrication shops/plants to know that the average American worker isn't some brimming example of efficiency and hard work. | |
AMD and TWTR calls I got on sale and stayed greedy. And then after the tariff announcement, I couldn't sell em for shit. | Well there is your problem. Twitter absolutely SUCKS | |
Yeah, tried not to think about messing with FDs. | Post results at closing | |
I was still under the impression that it was still all Polish work over there. | The big car manufacturers are one of the best paying employers in germany, you wont get a job there unless you have very good grades. | |
I wonder what broker did it. | Col Mustard with the candlestick in the library. | |
Wsb shitposting during a meeting. Incredible | Is there any other way? | |
guess i've been leveled | I have triple autism |
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