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Nothing like a guy that gets unbelievably lucky, winning the lottery of timing, to spend the rest of his days giving advice like he's a genius | Lol fewer bankruptcies than trump. | |
i want someone to make a correlation matrix comparing the daily volume of trumps tweets and implied volatility of spy puts | All you need to do is see when he eats Mexican food, and then you know he'll be on the toilet at 5 am throwing shade. | |
I was looking at Fidelity. | You don’t pay for it until you are leveraging up like a lehman brother | |
ahhh, I started small after reading up a bit about options. Still am small, but learning the basics and am up a decent amount (percentage wise). | It’s not as good as wallstreetbetsapedia | |
MAIN, O, LTC, WSR, GOOD, SCM, APLE, GAIN, yah I actually have been doing some DD | Thanks for the list, I'll look into these | |
You must be new here | No, I’m lamenting the fact that there’s been a massive uptick in pathetic ‘OPTION BOIZ LMAO LETS ALL TALK ABOUT OUR DAY’ bullshit on here over the past year or so | |
Your Mom is my weekly | Take your upvote and get outta here chief | |
E | T | |
I'll see you loser on my Tesla yacht | I would buy this | |
Straddle?? | What's the benefits of a stradlle against say selling a short spread for sideways/bullish bet in NKE faggies? | |
It'll bottom at $55. | Lol nah dude. You all memed MU too highly and now that we are in the trade wars, everything is crashing down. Probably won't be good until a month or so. If you still have profits then I would liquidate *now* before the anal rape really begins. | |
So are all of those people selling mortgage back securities too huh | Yes. Despite as butthurt as you all want to be they're all doing fine and made a lot of money doing that. Smart doesn't mean you can't be a piece of shit. | |
The thing is that that's happening. It all starts with medical | Yeah we are nowhere close to worldwide legalization. | |
Anyone saying oh 'you can just grow it yourself' has never attempted to grow it and is spewing nonsense. | All my friends who have tried that or beer gave up after their first time or in the middle of it. | |
Buy LEAPS then. Ride out the dip. | Lol, or just dont buy calls when you dont think the price is going to rise. | |
So does my ass but only of them does something useful. | None of the hairs on my ass do anything useful | |
I think it's under settings where you can apply. I don't remember what all they asked. | I had to email them and ask about being able to buy spreads. I said I wanted spreads to ~~have more leverage~~ reduce my risk. | |
Very nice! What’s your exit plan? | Keep riding it down. I’ll short more and then close part of my position when I feel shit is dropping fast. That’s what I did this past Friday. | |
Any chance I could commission a picture of my dick? | Not sure if there are small enough pixels but can try | |
And maybe more willing to vote it legal if they are hurting for $$ | You get +Tax revenue, + jobs, - crime, - admin/law enforcement costs, - social benefits costs, and - healthcare costs. Anyone who votes against this for anything other than 'moral' reasons is a fool. | |
This..If you're going to buy $v calls you might as well just buy the underlying and sell puts..Visa isn't going anywhere but up...just very slowly. | How about Verizon? | |
how the f are you getting 10x shorts? | ETC (i think its called in english) | |
this is good advice. was up bigly on my JD calls, didnt sell because I got greedy, and now they're in a dumpster fire. | My $45 7/6 JD calls are going to go back up, surely. | |
I don't care about the rest of market. I see our friends RAD is up tho | I’ll buy hookers for us all with the profits I’m taking on $RAD | |
Longterm they do. They make options that aren't FDs, and it turns out they work out a lot more often. | Hi. I bought options that were not FDs, on MU, and I’ll soon be homeless. | |
yeah i got this friday for 200. paid like $2 each... | Mine was $3.20. I would have gone all in (in stages) but my funds are still settling for withdraw in my PDT locked out account . | |
Already bought and sold puts for profit. Thinking of jumping backing with the profit. | I already took some of mine and dumped them into these calls for next week that are on fucking S A L E right now. Glad to see I'm not alone on this trade the money is almost toooooo easy | |
Yeah this is exactly like a game of poker where everyone is raising their stakes pre-flop. China repeatedly said that they will 100% retaliate and EU has made similar statements. Very bad for the market so the question is how to play volatility. | Stay on the sidelines with cash until everything is on sale | |
there's some legit traders in the subreddit though - | Every serious investor has already killed themselves. | |
How long | If theres an actual full blown trade war you might be waiting til the next president | |
Probably going to be a recession | MAGA by stopping the bull market. | |
I only know Seppuku | Ugh, my JD bruh. Shoulda sold all of it last week and just re-entered. Was up over 10k in profits. Now, I might have 3. Think these September calls have hope or we going sideways till then homie? | |
Trump’s tariffs | Blocking China from investing into us tech.... That one's unexpected | |
She says she likes the whole steak not just steak tips | A Vienna sausage is still a sausage | |
Right now, can you sell? | Yes plz, OP do it now | |
'Standard' monthly. | What I mean is people were saying this about June calls. Now it's July calls... | |
You gotta love the ignorance here. Without wallstreet they wouldn’t have had a job. What killed Toys R Us is the same thing that killed Blockbuster. Poor ability to keep up with the times and management that was unwilling to take a chance. | Also why would a firm buy a company for 6 billion and then intentionally bankrupt it? Shit makes no sense you would lose billions. | |
Still 0.09 better than me lol got a few at 1.14 and averaged down to 1.10. It'll jump 6% in under a month..right? | Idk man I closed out all of my positions except for QQQ 177 6/29 puts. Down 5000 dollars in a week. Fuck Trump. | |
Greatly depressed | Bigly depressed | |
Not sure if there are small enough pixels but can try | ENHANCE | |
Probably the best use of this meme I've ever seen | I am bleeding, making me the victor. | |
Don't let your memes be dreams Chosen One. | WeeeeooooWeeeeoooo | |
It would've gone up then | wish he had taken one for the team. RIP 7/20 $45 call | |
Why did they chew you out? | cuz theyre usually scams | |
It already hit -5% today | I just don’t see it hitting previous quarter low but who knows. | |
Yeah, they overdubbed a movie called, 'Savage Killers' and added some new scenes with Oedenkirk. I was disappointed they never did a sequel. | I thought they dubbed tiger and crane fist? | |
Trade war doesn’t change the fundamentals or growth of IQ. Hold | It does though, trade war slows down Chinese’s economy and affectseverything. | |
Snap is going straight in the trash with Vine | Disagree. Comments just like yours were made about Twitter a year ago. Snap has positioned itself alongside Apple in terms of being the ultimate winner in AR. Financials don’t show it yet, and they usually don’t (re: Twitter). | |
2 SHOP calls killing me. Hold until they expire worthless. | I'm thinking of buying more shares today once it bottoms out. | |
Start chugging with your asshole and you'll never have to worry about that again. | New solutions beget new problems. Where are my clean pants? | |
:) | : ) | |
At least you have 52% left | i got $1000 on no | |
Now we’re talking :) | /r/frugal_jerk | |
These days whenever I remember that first tweet, I get irrationally angry | Is that your secret? Are you always angry? | |
We keep finding new bottoms every five minutes | grindr profile or ban | |
Seriously. You cannot make this shit up. These fucking idiots will probably still find a way blame Hillary or Obama for this. | Whataboutism is pretty much all Trump supporters are capable of | |
Could be, but I'm holding shares and not really worried. Just bought my calls back at $54. Sell-off is overblown. | Edit: Plz send lube. | |
Link? | Time in the market is better than timing the market? | |
New Netflix hasn't hit $100 yet you're thinking of Netflix Classic. | I love Nintendo classic | |
AMD | AMD can go fuck itself | |
What's dates for V? I'm hoping this is a temporary overreaction. | $140 7/20 | |
My guess is most of WSB is under 35, which is the minimum age for a pres. | I'd vote for any of the gay retards here before I vote for Trump. | |
Jeez man. Sad to hear. Hopefully this recovers soon | I've got a little time (Aug expiry) but still, feels bad | |
You are psychoanalyzing a joke. How does that make you feel? | Retarded as usual | |
LOL, I still got 2k shares in my IRA. I'm considering selling and locking in my loss. (avg share price 3.20) | 8k shares, avg. share price@3.26 and I feel the same temptation...$10k loss sure beats a $15k loss... | |
Yup. Should have gotten out last week | So fucking glad I got out then. Selling some of my other calls that are in red now. Cleaning house time. | |
What strategy is 'buy a shitload of calls?' | The only one | |
Sure, but you also need them to maintain your prices cheap. You're not going to be better off not buying from China. | Manufacturing has been shifting to other places with lower labor costs. The trend probably jusy got expedited because of tariff talks. | |
This is such a nice online autism support group. | Some people pay way more for treatment, therapy, and buying fake friends. This might just be +ev sub. | |
You’ve been waiting for the day to be right. 👏👏 | I bought my puts at 17. Im up 230% and was never negative. Been right the whole time bud | |
My $45 7/6 JD calls are going to go back up, surely. | 😂 | |
I wouldn't go into Tech right now, if anything I would go into the Dow or SPY | Nah time to put all the chips in chips. | |
I've got a lot of different calls out for 7/20 and I'm just holding onto them because they're all down like 90% anyway. All that's left to lose is my pride. | Honestly was considering asking about this, both my MU 7/20s (65 and 70 lololol) are down 90%. There is no reason to sell them, right? I mean just hold at least for a few more weeks to see what happens? | |
New solutions beget new problems. Where are my clean pants? | In the drawer where mummy put them | |
Minimum wage in my state is 8 dollars so I made about double that. And 1,000 is about 10% of my total wealth , so today I increased my total wealth by 1% while you fags lost 10% of yours. | It would take us all losing 90% to get on your level, well be okay. | |
Not everyone has a Sugar Daddy. They come in handy... | Can I be your sugar daddy? I'll have you know I have $1000 in my Robinhood account! | |
I feel like that's the opposite of how it should be but then again I don't know jack shit. | No they’re afraid you’re gonna lose all their money and not pay. US laws dont have juridistion overseas. So Its just them looking out for themselves. | |
The trick here was to start out poor. I've only lost $200. | Like the trick to affording university is to be old. I paid $444 per semester for SDSU back in the day (late 80s/early 90s). | |
What got us through the 90s? | rugrats with timmy tommy and chuckie | |
140s aren't going to work out. V moves very slow. Like it gains $2/week on a good week. $135s are a better bet. | 170 for september biznatch | |
the economy is greater than it's ever been before, 4% GDP boi | Wut | |
Yes , do you think this is the end of red days ? | I'm not sure you know how the greeks, specifically Theta works. | |
It does though, trade war slows down Chinese’s economy and affectseverything. | That’s like saying Chinese tariffs affect the number of active users on Netflix. People are canceling their subscriptions because of tech sell offs | |
For puts??? | Yeah couple week out. Pull the trigger | |
I will try this tomorrow. Sold them for 70% gain! | I mean, I do feel like eventually this wonr work and I will lose money, but for now, I do not complain. | |
The week has just begun. | Fuck don’t say that I’m down $4k should I sell or dig deeper into the crevasse | |
Does that matter tho tbh | Yes. Check out what the hell Nassim Taleb said about 'lucky idiots'. | |
People think that millenials cant afford houses today. Wait until their meager portfolios crash and burn. | >$2000 | |
Dude.... | Would have been nice to have the same person to comment this. | |
SPORIN | Da na na na na na na | |
: ) | 8==================D | |
That's the only thing you're gonna be able to afford to eat if you keep holding. | >actually believing this | |
To $1400 we go. I’ll pick up a couple more shares for that. | Hahahah not a chance. | |
Right after the CEO stepped down. Seemed like it was really oversold so i was like ok sure lets buy some | Ughhh I've been watching this one too and didn't pull the trigger. Well done sir. | |
What blows my mind is that even AFTER microns shitty month, it still falls more than anyone else. funds must be scrambling to get the fuck out. Volume today is insane. | Good riddance | |
Why would you have Intel calls wtf | everyone said do the opposite of wsb so he bought intel calls instead of mu | |
Comcast profits while the world burns, that sounds about right. | Well even the poor have some kind of digital access | |
Up to what? | What’s up dog? | |
Some people didn't get vaccinated like the rest of us, so they had cash in their account | Damn their savvy anti-vax parents! | |
Well you know how people always talk about digging holes to china | Are you saying IQ is going to pop out somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean in the near future? |
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