manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I buy every dip. Won't be seeing SPY under 300 until after the election.	The recession is officially canceled boys
I’d like to get a lil piece of daddy fed money.	You'll be on food stamps soon enough...
Seems like people are to broken to comment much on $AMRN, from 200+ yesterday down to 29 today.	Honestly I didn't get on the bandwagon until November, but it's the first time I've ever been so sure about a stock. Told everyone and their momma to get on board. Got burned after adcom and once again after FDA approval. No lie, am a little broken.
No once sells that far out	IT'S PRICED IN
LINE?	DiCaprio in once upon a time in Hollywood
Rocket league	bro i just rebuilt a suspension while you drove your car into a soccer ball. child 😂
How about “Buying Low” and “Selling High”	We don't do that here
Anyone with an IQ over 70 knows that he’ll get impeached but he won’t get removed from office. He’ll be finishing out his term regardless	Terms*
But that's like every other month	Not really
But at the current rate of increase? No. Years of low interest rates has led to billions of borrowed dollars being fed back in. I'm in Canada and most people live off credit. Not quite as bad tmas the USA. Any financial difficulties and you have exploding personal insolvency and then no one will be spending and the bubble pops. Getting closer and closer.	I disagree
HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDSSS	Too soon. RIP
MCD Beckys < SBUX Beckys though	Agreed
Pure autism here	What am I missing
Sleep in your car, I did it too for a while. Becomes a home oddly enough. I don't know whether you can flatten / rip out your back seats though, I could.	Sadly they fold down there just at an angle. An yes I had to sleep in my car last year briefly. We’ve all been there at some point. Just gotta stay strong during these times you feel me I just want WSB friends to hit a bull run on there stocks before Christmas
Ohhh I'm gonna have to try that. I never eat at Burger King so their locations are like black holes in my mental map. So I always forget they're even there. I'm going to continue to make poor ~~investing~~ gambling decisions so I should probably get my breakfast spending under control and BK is a good option.	There's rarely a line too or at least for the ones near me.
You'll be on food stamps soon enough...	Didn't you hear? They cut those benefits.
The most fucking retarded one can be on a Wednesday.	A hump day. Well my puts are fucked
Why did you reply to yourself???	i remember the first time you replied to yourself
I needed this	You got this
No. the 82 is the total amount of buys and sells op made. He says his avg trade was about 200k so to get to 82 mil he made \~410 200k trades that resulted in a profit total of \~1.2 mil. He never held even close to 82mil worth of anything	410 trades
You should just buy a Mar a Lago membership and he'll tell you before he tweets. You'll have 5 min to make your trade. $$$	smart man \^\^\^
Something something daily settlement	At least I bought calls at EOD yesterday ;)
And how has this been working for you?	Give me a minute and I'll tell you.
200k to 1mil is 400% return.	400% or 5X
Snitch	On my own link??
Some beckys will fuck you up	BECKY ain't fuckin me. I just watch as LULU and EL reaches new highs while I miss out. Then I buy equity at the top and then they go down for someone else T_T
iphone sales are down 30% in China. It’s going to bleed a bit more. 🩸	Last weeks news
I think Bernie will be one of the front runners, and what he said at previous debates sent UNH tumbling	If he can't win any of the first four states which is looking like a possibility his momentum will be dead.
Pulling some off the table, but I think they’ll have a good report & raise guidance.	Then let em run brother 💸💸💸📈📈📈
\-300% isnt a bit.	Ok, I'll Byte then... What's a bit?
Dude. That’s not cool. Penny stocks aren’t real stocks.	I’m up $700 so it’s real to me
Same, I'm thinking of selling ITM calls for MU at close too	Just did.
Majority of Reddit has been a drag since the tumblr invasion	Don’t forget the GIF invasion. That shit was terrible.
It's not always what you think it is. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/eaa272/how\_did\_you\_transition\_from\_95\_to\_trading\_for\_a/fat2qua/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/eaa272/how_did_you_transition_from_95_to_trading_for_a/fat2qua/?context=3)	I hear you about the documentation side of things. My personal white whale is trying to reconcile 837i and 835 EDI files, lol. It shouldn't be that hard!
That’s debatable, LOL	Debatable as fuck
Up 67% for the day, 20% total because of spread fuckery from yesterday.	yeah there's a wide bid/ask, i'm going with bid price. prob a bit more if i sell in mid point but ill just hold. only a few contracts
I hate to say this but is it not priced in already?	There's an argument there!
I like that a lot , hopefully the high implied v doesn’t destroy ur call buy	I should make a profit if the stock ends anywhere between $99 and $105. Feeling pretty good about it, but we’ll see.
why you taking large doses of magnesium?	For the poops
The psychologist wsb has been asking for.	thanks, I guess? Wanted to say something snarky, But something something something.
They always are, low share price plus very large market cap. It just hasn't given a fuck since august	Ok well I'm in so expect the rally to die
correct - Full movie on youtube: Rouge Trader - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds)	In the first 2 minutes of this movie you can see l2fmw in his natural habitat
Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke...	Joe Rogan podcast Game Changers Debate
This stock is so retarded it drops to 270 and pops back up despite nothing really changing.	Disagree, people have stopped talking about Disney+ and that helps take the pressure off NFLX. But also, it's always been a volatile stock 🥰
We know how this ends.	Something something pigs get slaughtered
So he started with 200k?!	Step 1: don't be poor
half of my portfolio is now in 12/20/19 $56 Calls ... wish me luck	You'll die bravely.
I disagree	Time will tell. Look at all time charts. Everything falls. Just when and why
Nothing little about 240%. Congrats.	A supportive tweet‽ Am I on the right sub‽
Haha are you drunk?	$80k is when you lose student loan deduction, traditional IRA, 22% tax bracket, etc.
Step 1: don't be poor	Ya working on that part.
I'd rather make money being stress free than making more money being stressed	Yeah, trading the stress of job loss with the stress of not being able to pay some bills potentially for a little bit
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ecb6pt/daily_discussion_thread_december_18_2019/fbay6tx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf	So they released better AirPod sales?
what're the jobs? need more info before we steer you in the wrong direction	14.50/hour working the holiday season at the mall vs. 12/hour at McDonald's.
HAHA ... 'blind leading the blind'	lmao. w.e. you're one of the most decent guys in here so I trust you more than most at the very least. But good point
No problem, let me know when you want to buy calls on something and I’ll just sell some calls. :)	Nice try
I almost bought a bunch of stocks in 2016, so I really want this shit to collapse.	lol what? collapse?
Literally cant go tits up	Stonks only go up
Odds they really wrap up the repo aid in January? Or will they just keep extending it indefinitely?	keep doing it till inflation starts looking ugly. I'm going cash gang mid Jan though.
lmao that shit was so cringe	As cringe as daddy Powell licking your fart hole?
Wait, really? Aren't they hoping for the option they wrote to expire worthless?	They wait for extrinsic value to decay, which you will give them instantly when exercising. Seller would then just have the “inconvenience” of dealing with shares if they usually avoid that.
Nah just visited a couple massages parlours for the old rub n tug	Is that you Robert Kraft?
Wait, the goal is to make money? I thought we were supposed to be propping up the market.	The goal is to make money this month.
except options decay and price changes on them drastically and shares actually hold their value forever until a company goes bankrupt.	There are few things as technically true but deeply misleading as telling people that 'this call spread has a maximum potential loss, holding stock has unlimited risk!'
Fuck you buddy!	The day isn’t over!!
At least wsb can be non partisan and down vote us both	The only balance left is the partisan politics now. This is what the old handcocks warned us about. It’s no longer branches checking each other it’s partisans all over them fighting each other from within. At this rate it will prolly spread into an all out civil war in a few years.
Alexa, play despacito.	Alexa, set volume to 10.
What exp/price	145 call, exp 12/20 .48 cost
lol [true story](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4ei2ha/i_won_the_wsb_limerick_contest_here_is_proof_of/). NSFW	Who the fuck has that many plants in their room?
41400% return? I find that hard to believe.	He did not earn 82 million. You are terrible at maths.
Pretty new to all this but I thought it was free to trade on etrade and ToS now?	I dunno about Etrade. I just meant isn’t $5 typically the ceiling in general at various brokers, no matter how many shares you buy.
$13 calls bought at the top. Jesus Christ you’re autistic	Hes up 47% thats really good!
\#freeshrekli	Amen
Cuz life sucks and then you die.	It appears to me that the most highly evolved Earthling creatures find being alive embarrassing or much worse.
Joe Rogan podcast Game Changers Debate	Lmao. That dude got embarrassed.
Why the fuck do people in here keep thinking impeachment vote everyone already knows the results of will have any effect whatsoever on the markets.	trump can drop the market by tweeting china is poo poo. u dont think algos will react to 'president of us impeached'? its not fully priced in. we will see tomorrow sir.
Killing my covered calls. Guess I'm losing my shares this week.	Just roll them out to a later date?
regale me. i need it	Sold AAPL SPY SHOP Calls and PCG Puts totaling about 4300 last Tuesday to buy calls on a stock that has since dropped about 9%. Still holding cause I'm still wanting to fuck a concrete wall. Expirations were all 12/20. I'd be between 11 and 20K easy - I haven't and will not be doing the math.
Bro I’m lieing. But I’ll take tendies	So was I ;)
Y	Goodbye
sometimes the mutant shoots at you :(	Spoiler alter -- the mutants were WSBers
Second.	🤗 🤗 🤗
squadW	ApeGang
Days like this don't help anyone except sellers	that's a bingo!
This sub is like a freshman that learns a new term in his 101 investing class and looks for any opportunity to use it.	This type of thinking is already priced in
They're suspiciously cheap compared to puts (was looking at 12/31 and 01/03)	I guess more people think $320 is the resistance instead of the support 🤷🏻‍♀️
What platforms allow you to trade after hours? I don't think RH does.	RH absolutely does allow AH trades
I think I’m selling before earnings. Don’t trust it and also 🧻 🤲	Hold them stop being a pussy
Revealing what indicators you use will make it less effective or something?	if you take the kid, whose kid am I supposed to get drawings from?
Delta and gamma gang? Please. Vega and Psi gang represent!	Vanna gang
Well 3200>2700 isn't it?	Very true
You mean Cory and Trevor stole the gas.. because that’s highly illegal. You shouldn’t be stealing gas Cory and Trevor..	I was really hoping someone would chime in with this line. Thanks you, sir.
not tax efficient tho -- you are gaining at the short term cap gains rate. Why even bother	Good point. 0 is way better than 0.76
I don't know man, they recently released Amazon Music HD and it's killer.	But is it killer enough to switch or is it the exact same thing with a different logo slapped on?
Who doesnt love America?!	Liberals shakes fist
Fingers crossed man but I'm out at 400	good shit man
'CarpetThrob' would've been such an appropriate username	Also TwoGrinders
Yes hello this is irs	Yes, I want the entire sum in gift cards.
Options or stock?	Options. Bought when stock was around $.70, but theta has burned me waiting for a rise.
How though? Short interest is all the way down to 20%. Doesn't that mean that the squeeze potential is pretty low?	The amount of short interest is only a portion of the picture

I buy every dip. Won't be seeing SPY under 300 until after the election.

The recession is officially canceled boys

I’d like to get a lil piece of daddy fed money.

You'll be on food stamps soon enough...

Seems like people are to broken to comment much on $AMRN, from 200+ yesterday down to 29 today.

Honestly I didn't get on the bandwagon until November, but it's the first time I've ever been so sure about a stock. Told everyone and their momma to get on board. Got burned after adcom and once again after FDA approval. No lie, am a little broken.

No once sells that far out

IT'S PRICED IN

LINE?

DiCaprio in once upon a time in Hollywood

Rocket league

bro i just rebuilt a suspension while you drove your car into a soccer ball. child 😂

How about “Buying Low” and “Selling High”

We don't do that here

Anyone with an IQ over 70 knows that he’ll get impeached but he won’t get removed from office. He’ll be finishing out his term regardless

Terms*

But that's like every other month

Not really

But at the current rate of increase? No. Years of low interest rates has led to billions of borrowed dollars being fed back in. I'm in Canada and most people live off credit. Not quite as bad tmas the USA. Any financial difficulties and you have exploding personal insolvency and then no one will be spending and the bubble pops. Getting closer and closer.

I disagree

HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDSSS

Too soon. RIP

MCD Beckys < SBUX Beckys though

Agreed

Pure autism here

What am I missing

Sleep in your car, I did it too for a while. Becomes a home oddly enough. I don't know whether you can flatten / rip out your back seats though, I could.

Sadly they fold down there just at an angle. An yes I had to sleep in my car last year briefly. We’ve all been there at some point. Just gotta stay strong during these times you feel me I just want WSB friends to hit a bull run on there stocks before Christmas

Ohhh I'm gonna have to try that. I never eat at Burger King so their locations are like black holes in my mental map. So I always forget they're even there. I'm going to continue to make poor ~~investing~~ gambling decisions so I should probably get my breakfast spending under control and BK is a good option.

There's rarely a line too or at least for the ones near me.

You'll be on food stamps soon enough...

Didn't you hear? They cut those benefits.

The most fucking retarded one can be on a Wednesday.

A hump day. Well my puts are fucked

Why did you reply to yourself???

i remember the first time you replied to yourself

I needed this

You got this

No. the 82 is the total amount of buys and sells op made. He says his avg trade was about 200k so to get to 82 mil he made \~410 200k trades that resulted in a profit total of \~1.2 mil. He never held even close to 82mil worth of anything

410 trades

You should just buy a Mar a Lago membership and he'll tell you before he tweets. You'll have 5 min to make your trade. $$$

smart man \^\^\^

Something something daily settlement

At least I bought calls at EOD yesterday ;)

And how has this been working for you?

Give me a minute and I'll tell you.

200k to 1mil is 400% return.

400% or 5X

Snitch

On my own link??

Some beckys will fuck you up

BECKY ain't fuckin me. I just watch as LULU and EL reaches new highs while I miss out. Then I buy equity at the top and then they go down for someone else T_T

iphone sales are down 30% in China. It’s going to bleed a bit more. 🩸

Last weeks news

I think Bernie will be one of the front runners, and what he said at previous debates sent UNH tumbling

If he can't win any of the first four states which is looking like a possibility his momentum will be dead.

Pulling some off the table, but I think they’ll have a good report & raise guidance.

Then let em run brother 💸💸💸📈📈📈

\-300% isnt a bit.

Ok, I'll Byte then... What's a bit?

Dude. That’s not cool. Penny stocks aren’t real stocks.

I’m up $700 so it’s real to me

Same, I'm thinking of selling ITM calls for MU at close too

Just did.

Majority of Reddit has been a drag since the tumblr invasion

Don’t forget the GIF invasion. That shit was terrible.

It's not always what you think it is. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/eaa272/how\_did\_you\_transition\_from\_95\_to\_trading\_for\_a/fat2qua/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/eaa272/how_did_you_transition_from_95_to_trading_for_a/fat2qua/?context=3)

I hear you about the documentation side of things. My personal white whale is trying to reconcile 837i and 835 EDI files, lol. It shouldn't be that hard!

That’s debatable, LOL

Debatable as fuck

Up 67% for the day, 20% total because of spread fuckery from yesterday.

yeah there's a wide bid/ask, i'm going with bid price. prob a bit more if i sell in mid point but ill just hold. only a few contracts

I hate to say this but is it not priced in already?

There's an argument there!

I like that a lot , hopefully the high implied v doesn’t destroy ur call buy

I should make a profit if the stock ends anywhere between $99 and $105. Feeling pretty good about it, but we’ll see.

why you taking large doses of magnesium?

For the poops

The psychologist wsb has been asking for.

thanks, I guess? Wanted to say something snarky, But something something something.

They always are, low share price plus very large market cap. It just hasn't given a fuck since august

Ok well I'm in so expect the rally to die

correct - Full movie on youtube: Rouge Trader - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds)

In the first 2 minutes of this movie you can see l2fmw in his natural habitat

Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke...

Joe Rogan podcast Game Changers Debate

This stock is so retarded it drops to 270 and pops back up despite nothing really changing.

Disagree, people have stopped talking about Disney+ and that helps take the pressure off NFLX. But also, it's always been a volatile stock 🥰

We know how this ends.

Something something pigs get slaughtered

So he started with 200k?!

Step 1: don't be poor

half of my portfolio is now in 12/20/19 $56 Calls ... wish me luck

You'll die bravely.

I disagree

Time will tell. Look at all time charts. Everything falls. Just when and why

Nothing little about 240%. Congrats.

A supportive tweet‽ Am I on the right sub‽

Haha are you drunk?

$80k is when you lose student loan deduction, traditional IRA, 22% tax bracket, etc.

Step 1: don't be poor

Ya working on that part.

I'd rather make money being stress free than making more money being stressed

Yeah, trading the stress of job loss with the stress of not being able to pay some bills potentially for a little bit

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ecb6pt/daily_discussion_thread_december_18_2019/fbay6tx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

So they released better AirPod sales?

what're the jobs? need more info before we steer you in the wrong direction

14.50/hour working the holiday season at the mall vs. 12/hour at McDonald's.

HAHA ... 'blind leading the blind'

lmao. w.e. you're one of the most decent guys in here so I trust you more than most at the very least. But good point

No problem, let me know when you want to buy calls on something and I’ll just sell some calls. :)

Nice try

I almost bought a bunch of stocks in 2016, so I really want this shit to collapse.

lol what? collapse?

Literally cant go tits up

Stonks only go up

Odds they really wrap up the repo aid in January? Or will they just keep extending it indefinitely?

keep doing it till inflation starts looking ugly. I'm going cash gang mid Jan though.

lmao that shit was so cringe

As cringe as daddy Powell licking your fart hole?

Wait, really? Aren't they hoping for the option they wrote to expire worthless?

They wait for extrinsic value to decay, which you will give them instantly when exercising. Seller would then just have the “inconvenience” of dealing with shares if they usually avoid that.

Nah just visited a couple massages parlours for the old rub n tug

Is that you Robert Kraft?

Wait, the goal is to *make* money? I thought we were supposed to be propping up the market.

The goal is to make money this month.

except options decay and price changes on them drastically and shares actually hold their value forever until a company goes bankrupt.

There are few things as technically true but deeply misleading as telling people that 'this call spread has a maximum potential loss, holding stock has *unlimited risk*!'

Fuck you buddy!

The day isn’t over!!

At least wsb can be non partisan and down vote us both

The only balance left is the partisan politics now. This is what the old handcocks warned us about. It’s no longer branches checking each other it’s partisans all over them fighting each other from within. At this rate it will prolly spread into an all out civil war in a few years.

Alexa, play despacito.

Alexa, set volume to 10.

What exp/price

145 call, exp 12/20 .48 cost

lol [true story](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4ei2ha/i_won_the_wsb_limerick_contest_here_is_proof_of/). NSFW

Who the fuck has that many plants in their room?

41400% return? I find that hard to believe.

He did not earn 82 million. You are terrible at maths.

Pretty new to all this but I thought it was free to trade on etrade and ToS now?

I dunno about Etrade. I just meant isn’t $5 typically the ceiling in general at various brokers, no matter how many shares you buy.

$13 calls bought at the top. Jesus Christ you’re autistic

Hes up 47% thats really good!

\#freeshrekli

Amen

Cuz life sucks and then you die.

It appears to me that the most highly evolved Earthling creatures find being alive embarrassing or much worse.

Joe Rogan podcast Game Changers Debate

Lmao. That dude got embarrassed.

Why the fuck do people in here keep thinking impeachment vote everyone already knows the results of will have any effect whatsoever on the markets.

trump can drop the market by tweeting china is poo poo. u dont think algos will react to 'president of us impeached'? its not fully priced in. we will see tomorrow sir.

Killing my covered calls. Guess I'm losing my shares this week.

Just roll them out to a later date?

regale me. i need it

Sold AAPL SPY SHOP Calls and PCG Puts totaling about 4300 last Tuesday to buy calls on a stock that has since dropped about 9%. Still holding cause I'm still wanting to fuck a concrete wall. Expirations were all 12/20. I'd be between 11 and 20K easy - I haven't and will not be doing the math.

Bro I’m lieing. But I’ll take tendies

So was I ;)

Y

Goodbye

sometimes the mutant shoots at you :(

Spoiler alter -- the mutants were WSBers

Second.

🤗 🤗 🤗

squadW

ApeGang

Days like this don't help anyone except sellers

that's a bingo!

This sub is like a freshman that learns a new term in his 101 investing class and looks for any opportunity to use it.

This type of thinking is already priced in

They're suspiciously cheap compared to puts (was looking at 12/31 and 01/03)

I guess more people think $320 is the resistance instead of the support 🤷🏻‍♀️

What platforms allow you to trade after hours? I don't think RH does.

RH absolutely does allow AH trades

I think I’m selling before earnings. Don’t trust it and also 🧻 🤲

Hold them stop being a pussy

Revealing what indicators you use will make it less effective or something?

if you take the kid, whose kid am I supposed to get drawings from?

Delta and gamma gang? Please. Vega and Psi gang represent!

Vanna gang

Well 3200>2700 isn't it?

Very true

You mean Cory and Trevor stole the gas.. because that’s highly illegal. You shouldn’t be stealing gas Cory and Trevor..

I was really hoping someone would chime in with this line. Thanks you, sir.

not tax efficient tho -- you are gaining at the short term cap gains rate. Why even bother

Good point. 0 is way better than 0.76

I don't know man, they recently released Amazon Music HD and it's killer.

But is it killer enough to switch or is it the exact same thing with a different logo slapped on?

Who doesnt love America?!

Liberals *shakes fist*

Fingers crossed man but I'm out at 400

good shit man

'CarpetThrob' would've been such an appropriate username

Also TwoGrinders

Yes hello this is irs

Yes, I want the entire sum in gift cards.

Options or stock?

Options. Bought when stock was around $.70, but theta has burned me waiting for a rise.

How though? Short interest is all the way down to 20%. Doesn't that mean that the squeeze potential is pretty low?

The amount of short interest is only a portion of the picture