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Yeah, well. That's just like your opinion man. | Is that an office space quote ? | |
Myself for 54k | You will win! | |
So far most people commenting seem to have quite small positions (as do I). If this is representative for the average shareholder then this is a bullish sign imo. My reasoning is that small retail investors are more likely to panic sell when a stonk tanks. One could argue that the recent plunge is panic selling from (small) retail investors. | No shit, all the biggest retards i know are in weed stocks. It's the first things noobs are investing in and nobs=weak hands. | |
Tbh I kinda like the fake Chinese shit. Rather pay less for fake Chinese shit ('Running Shoe') than more for real Chinese shit (Nike). | [This is a chinesium powerbank I deconstructed the other day](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368898832416636932/656662395959377960/unknown.png). Two of the batteries aren't even connected. | |
You paint a vivid picture with your words. | A fucking poet TBH. | |
🤮 | Haha. I was being sarcastic on the retirement part but I do have SPY puts. | |
He is disabled. Probably can't run | Oh shit that was hella ableist my B. Roll out of here rapidly like winker. | |
I dunno but I’m holding SPY puts. Expiring mid January. Below $300 SPY please | You sir sound even more retard then I am. Let me get 325 first. | |
Its an India specific list but shared on WSB. | Does Apple not exist in India? | |
Yeah. Even if you're among the 10% poorest you can still buy an iPhone. In an office of 80 people I think at the very least you'll find 60-70 iPhone users. In a class of 25, at least 20 of them an iPhone. Mac has a decent market share but obviously Windows is still the market leader here. Not at my college though, which is famous for having classrooms lit up by glowing Apples. So to say Apple and Amazon is only big in the US is false. | I didn’t mean it that apple and amazon are only dominant or exist in the US, but looking at any other large population areas, you’ll be hard pressed to find an amazon package or an iPhone in someones hand in comparison to any US city. | |
Premature. | The numbers are kind of shitty. | |
Raytheon is good too, but their aerospace division is small compared to these other companies. | Hmm maybe that means I can actually afford to get into Raytheon. . . Once fractional shares become a thing. | |
You kind of alluded to it, but the moneys probably not in the hardware, it’s in the data collection, hence them giving it out for free | 1000% | |
That’s...an interesting choice. Considering all the injections. | Like Federal Reserve injections? | |
Hopefully expiry is a few weeks out. TSLA always goes up! | Yes couple weeks. Always late to the party. I should really jus buy and hold... but fk it it’s not big money. | |
A simple 191-60 reverse split, I can see it. | TSLA accounting department: oh we've magic up more complicated numbers. | |
Have worked in UX. It's extremely hard. | Genuinely curious, how is it hard? I don't understand how organizations can't listen to feedback, track metrics, and over time put out the best product possible. | |
If he knows answer, he wouldn’t have dreamed of entering this trade :) | can i get a TLDR? | |
It’s only because their is still inherent risk that hedging must take place slightly. ( banks and firms have a resp to shareholders). | Some nice green candles today on uvxy | |
Maybe cause you’re stupid? | It's like this guy doesn't even understand supply and demand. You ban juuls, that means there are less of them, so they are worth a lot more, so the stock goes up. It's basic economics | |
Oh is it? Soz. I always hear congress and senate. I thought HoR was synonymous with Congress tbh all this time. Thanks TIL | No problem! | |
[This is a chinesium powerbank I deconstructed the other day](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368898832416636932/656662395959377960/unknown.png). Two of the batteries aren't even connected. | I'm sure those are real Samsung 18650s too.... | |
But buying back stock? Is FB IBM all of a sudden? | Well I guess they can wait to try to make some acquisitions.. I just don’t see many opportunities right now. They print money regardless so if they wanted to make some acquisitions they could get a loan | |
Often. It depends though. First trade of the day I tend to let run longer. Once I hit my mark for the day, I trade short bursts. Sometimes seconds. | Hey there. Nice post today. I checked out your profile and came across your website. It is very inspiring and encourages me to keep pursuing my dreams. I found your chromesthesia very interesting since I am learning how to play piano and read sheet music, about 3 months in. Did you have any special techniques or exercises that you would do often for practice? How old were you when you first started playing? | |
Sorry what? | just a racist thing | |
Regardless, it's a small percentage of the population. | Ever been to a city? Lotta rich guys | |
I hear you about the documentation side of things. My personal white whale is trying to reconcile 837i and 835 EDI files, lol. It shouldn't be that hard! | They make it hard on purpose. | |
Dude is the long con genius, for like 2 fucking decades he promised investors that he could turn on the profit switch if he just stopped investing all he could into infrastructure and expansion. And these past few years he finally did | The investors could see the financials, there was no con, it was pretty straightforward, despite idiots on the internet calling Amazon a charity. | |
Cheers mate, hope it’s close to what you were looking for | Yeah the discord looks really cool. I just feel like it's so tedious to sort through SO MUCH new music these days and all the streaming services new music playlists are so generic with a few gems. | |
idiots should have spent 7.5 B when it was at 35 wtf are they saving it for? Fucked all us long term holders in the process having to wait out the fucking 50% plummet | Not that I agree with them but they’d probably say getting investment grade credit rating maintain positive net cash positive through memory cycle down turn. | |
Us bears are way ahead of you! | I’ve got some puts. Will be watching the casino we call the stock market over the next 30 days | |
Because the market is on drugs and refuses to go to rehab | AMD AVGO TSM going to go to moon tomorrow because of MU | |
Priced in idiots | Tards | |
Ever been to a city? Lotta rich guys | And 10x as many poor people, therefore it is a small percentage of people. | |
Azure winning a $10 billion government contract isn't major? | Major for Azure, not major for AWS. It's 10 billion over like 10 years, so it would make up a minority of AWS's revenue. | |
It’s tested that bottom trend multiple times and ever test has been a higher low, it’s a strong support | Of it hits 1730 buy some more for sure, but are too buying more calls here? | |
Grooveshark was great but it wasn't legal. There were official uploads, but they also let basically anyone upload whatever they wanted. Which meant a ton of pirated stuff was there and they shut down because they got sued. | No ads were pretty badass though | |
Username checks out | Hahe. Normally hate when people say this, but he actually gobbles balls | |
'SAY 什么 AGAIN, MOTHER FUCKER, I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!' | BUT DID YOU DIE?!?!? | |
I feel like this is a highly outdated graphic as well as selective. I'm not sure on how recent some of these Amazon acquisitions have been but there are some competitors on this list that don't even exist anymore and it's not because Amazon ate them up. | It's not outdated it's India specific, but title didn't make that clear. | |
Vanna gang | Vienna sauage gang | |
It's almost painfully easy to offend Apple users. Why are you so quick to defend your shitty purchase? | Why are you so quick to diss Apple? | |
Oh yeah that's true. He sounded so confused I just assumed the price went in his direction and he still lost. | Yea I understand IV crush. I just don't know why my calls and puts are constantly being inversed lately. | |
Link? | [Here you go](https://youtu.be/PBoz2XigTFA) | |
Especially after futures open | The daily play posts have turned into ritual drooling, mouth breather gatherings. | |
Oh so if you put in your own sell/close order will robinhood not automatically close it? | If you're lucky. They probably still will but there's a chance they won't close it if you have an open order. | |
Stonks only go up :(? | Yooooo you did it buddy, nice! Hope you didn't sell based on what I said! | |
Impressive losses this year, just not as impressive as that guy who lost 3 mil of other peoples money in 2k18. | Holy shit....totally forgot that dude. | |
Damn. I wish apple did this. It's my only complaint. | But why can’t I search my liked/saved songs on Spotify? Seems like a very easy feature to implement. | |
Where | I'm saying the difference in deposits + gains (or probably losses for wsb) vs. your net liquidating value is all due to commissions. | |
Seen it where. I wanna read more | https://imgur.com/a/zW9eOXD | |
Spotify has the best sound. You could use bandcamp and get .flac, but be paying way more. | Tidal Hifi has the best sound. which doesn't matter anyway because Android doesn't allow for anything higher than 48Khz sample rate, unless you root the phone, use a DAC, or have a phone with a built-in DAC like the LG V20 or V40. | |
It has 320 kbps playback. I dont think any others do except Tidal (but tidal came in wayyyyy to late). That was the main reason I had it. And it makes a difference. | Tidal and Amazon music Hd have better quality | |
He'll likely make a vieled reference to it on twitter that is vague enough to deny. | His pot smoking photo would be perfect for this. | |
I feel like we just pushed a giant rock up a hill for no reason and pulled some muscles along the way. | 😅 | |
Oh ok. Even still, i'm going to figure it out myself, i like the challenge. | EAT MY SHIT AND DIE. | |
220/216 fuuuu | The votes go after the time.. it’s politics lol | |
How many do they need? | 216. | |
I have a hunch it’ll prolly open again at some point | Maybe...I wonder if Trump will cancel the trafind day tomorrow | |
This is finally happening. Can’t wait for the flood to invade my Starbucks so I can short the SPY | Lmfao | |
Serious question, how fucked is the guy who gets his naked $420 TSLA call exercised on? | gayly fucked | |
yah its on my list. ill check it out. | Yeah you’ll love that shit especially if you’re into finance shit | |
Tl;dr Open source streaming standard will be what kills Roku | And those companies are coming together to make one? | |
Uppies | Idk | |
But is it killer enough to switch or is it the exact same thing with a different logo slapped on? | theyll entice the switchover by only needing to pay the flat amazon prime membership | |
Almost everyone in here is saying sell, guess I'm holding. Thanks WSB. | You think you're smarter than their CFO? Good luck | |
https://imgur.com/a/zW9eOXD | That it dropped after lowered guidance after its last report? What? | |
When did thease algorithms take effect? | 1990-present day with a small gap in 2008-2010. | |
$BECKY always goes long on the Bull market | The British Broadcasting Corporation needs to go public | |
How will my $110C .03 12/27 do? | Should make you some money I guess! | |
so your break even price is 486.15 right? If that's the case, easy money(hopefully I don't jinx it) | Jesus fuck | |
Alexa, set volume to 10. | . . . this goes to 11 | |
I'm saying the difference in deposits + gains (or probably losses for wsb) vs. your net liquidating value is all due to commissions. | What commissions? I don’t think I pay commissions. It says $0 | |
really? why is that? | Because that's the way the tax laws are written.....? | |
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/PBoz2XigTFA) | So much fucking bullshit. just get to the point man. why the fuck are the successful | |
Is that you Robert Kraft? | The sad part is that everything I said was 100% accurate lol | |
I have a huge library of liked songs (kind of like a liked playlist), but I don’t think I can search my liked songs by artist etc. | I just tried it. It pulled by artist, album, and track name. Is your Spotify app up to date? | |
bro 😎💪 | Bro 🐃 | |
I’m doubling down at open because U MADE ME DO IT. | Buy /zs futures while you’re at it too | |
I know but fuck it I still bought some 4/20 calls so I can ride the pump up when it happens | yea that's super long dated you're definitely fine | |
What’s your venmo | Messaged you | |
They make me want to kill myself lol, but i don’t do DD off my jaded pretentious taste | lmao that's honest af i'm legit loling | |
When the CFO sells off, it’s time to get outta dodge | Yawn. In the past five years, the CFOs of Amazon, Netflix and Google have all quit and sold significant amounts of their shares. No one cared. One dude wanted to travel the world with his wife, another one wanted to be a full time philanthropist. A CFO quitting in and of itself is meaningless, it only raises red flags if the context is fishy. Like if he leaves suddenly with no succession plan, if he quits right before an IPO, if he quits within months of joining, etc. | |
I thought u of all people would know 😭 ya win some ya lose some lol | I saw the easy karma to take lol | |
I didn't even know about PTI..... that's a pretty crazy 1 month chart. What made you get interested in that one? | Looking for repeat of AUPH and got sucked into a bullish echo chamber saying it was going to 30. | |
I still thitk you've lost, and they gained. | I still don't get why you think that though | |
Your stocks are still in a bubble. You're fine for now | Can you at least tell me when it's going to pop? | |
No I bought micron puts two days ago, I'm pretty sure that's wrong. Stocks stop trading at 4pm EST right? | F | |
I guess I was asking about the justification as why it's different for taxes than other financial instruments | It's tax law. No justification needed. | |
486? | 386 | |
How far out expiration | 3 days | |
poor u/martymoho may he RIP. I am sure he took his own life. he lost a fortune on MU. | Looks like all he talked about in the end.. Hope he isn't actually dead. Jesus. | |
Vienna sauage gang | thanks for lunch tip | |
I wanted to get 12/20 puts at $395 but chickened out. Probably for the better | 100% for the better | |
My next comment on the thread said that it saves you $3. $15.99 > $12.99 Not everything can just be folded into a prime membership without raising its price. | When self-driving cars become trusted, Amazon is going to kill Uber and Lyft by offering Prime members 2 free Amazon Zip rides per month. Amazon has cyborgs studying Uber and Lyft learning from their successes and mistakes. | |
Too late? I just bought a space suit | I am in space | |
Yea someone making 45k is not on the same level as someone making 300k. | Dentist salary vs high school teacher | |
Sub 50 by Friday. Mark. Ma. Wurds... | Did you listen to the call? They confidently called the bottom of the memory cycle. That means it's definitely going sub $45, maybe even $40....at least until everyone's calls expire. | |
Federal legalization | usa or are you talking about canada's '2.0' | |
He is not wrong. It would take 3 months to learn and net you conservatively 25% annual in any market condition for life. Probably closer to 40%. | I’ll take 25% annually. What are you referring to that would take 3 months to learn? Selling covered calls? |
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