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Again, negligible without the proper equipment, which 90% of phone uses don't have. Tidal Hifi streams 24bit/320kbps. | Actually Tidal hifi is muuuuuch higher than 320kbps. Given that flac (standard lossless) is 1440kbps. | |
Trump is Russia's useful idiot. | You guys give a lot of credit to a bunch of drunken Russian subhumans. | |
Tendies n chill? | 8=====D- | |
Something he didnt do? Wtf? | Pelosi said they’ve been working on this for 2.5 years (or since he was elected). But the Ukraine (bull)shit was a few months ago. It’s all bullshit. | |
The moment it hits 420, after a minute, it will skyrocket to 450 | I see news channels covering it too much so yeah can break 450 | |
Every fucking thing is priced in unless you own a supercomputer analyzing every single trade or have insider info. | What luck, I invested in a supercomputer in 1984! | |
Spoken like someone who's experienced a lot of luck | Yeah conscious decisions = luck. That makes so much sense. | |
why do u keep posting this? pton stuck in ur butt? | He got 1 put contract on his 50 dollar account. Trynna speak his 10$ gain into existence | |
One of the criteria to be added to the index are regularly occurring profits. | 3 out of the last 5 quarters good enough for you? | |
I've got one more | We're awaiting the magic drip | |
Been going to the wrong gym, my spin classes are full of manatees. | The advanced classes probably have less hamburglars | |
Be sure to switch it to pornhub gay for the quickest/best results. | I find more trap porn in the regular pornhub tho | |
I had a nightmare of a sky full of purple 747s with guns once | That is the basis of scientology | |
I love when people discover stock trading on Tuesday and hate universal healthcare by Thursday. | Not sure if you’re referring to me? I didn’t mention universal healthcare. I wouldn’t equate universal healthcare and socialism dog. | |
Yep, just got assigned 100 stonks at 130. | I just got assigned too, but I only lost $66 for 3 contracts. Thank you theta! Still holding 7 contracts. Make sure you exercise your long leg (RH should have done it for you if it was part of a spread) | |
Mr. Market is a crazy ass mofo. It doesn't matter that profit was 7 times lower, as long as it did beat expectations | How is that not 7x inflation then? | |
Bojangles is for white people that are afraid to go into Popeyes | LMAO | |
Did you listen to the call? They confidently called the bottom of the memory cycle. That means it's definitely going sub $45, maybe even $40....at least until everyone's calls expire. | I am shorting 300 Shares @ 54.10 and not worried a bit... praying for a blood bath today | |
There once was a man who broke the bank of England... | And his name was Soros | |
They are in FY20 Q2 right now and probably have seen spot and contract prices bottoming/starting to rise. That plus the quarters after that being seasonaly better means that the current quarter (the one they guided to) is the bottom. | I know they are in Q2 2020 right now, that is why I said six months from now, since that’s when we can confirm they were full of shit. Didn’t Micron say that Q2 2020 is going to be the bottom, not this quarter? They are predicting Q2 2020 is the bottom, but haven’t even started Q3 2020. That is what I’m point out to be total BS from the company guidance. | |
Not flipping me. I called him out on the first one, thinking he was pumping his sells. One of his biggest skeptics. Proved me wrong. Then Herman fucking Miller comes around and he’s got a cryptic play on that too with no DD? Had to jump on it. | i thought he was FUD'n herman...boy was i wrong | |
you can reduce delta exposure by going deeper into the money. | Are you still trading? Looks like you've learned a lot since GUH | |
I'm so retarded I don't even understand options yet. I opened my RH account 2 months ago. I am only buying a few stocks so far. Options scare the fuck out of me. | Buying options isn't too scary. You only lose what you paid for the option at most. But stocks are boring, options are the way to make money because it lets you bet on 100 shares of stock at a time. | |
Calls or puts? | Calls | |
what? 4 months? im stressed due to $thing_i_wont_mention but shit... ineed this to end sooner than later. | I means its my own damn fault, I got all hot and spicy with the wifey, then boom 9 months latter this thing is crawling out of my wife's who-ha. Now all it does is wake me up early AF, knocks over my gin&tonics constantly and poops it self. | |
post your gains | done | |
How are you making any money here? Premiums are so little. | It's not glamorous I admit, but mostly taking advantage of pullbacks and selling ATM puts with my spreads. Normally I'd consider this a little riskier but the lack of volatility has kept things pretty consistent. | |
Ugh, MU won't MOVE. | Yeah I see that, disappoint 200 dollar lost for me. My guess it was already priced in before we got the contacts so the stock will trade sideways all day | |
I wish I wasn't such a shit trader, I'd give you gold. I hate this pump bullshit. | lol 450 shares have traded today. (though that might be because it's OTC.) | |
No but a smart person has money saved up to avoid that. No matter what you guys throw at me, you’ll never be able to put me in an unprepared position. | Lol you are fucking dumb. | |
VXX charging up for a spike or a drop. | ⤵️ | |
Can retail investors access the repo market | you have to write a nice letter to the new york market operations desk | |
You're probably not wrong. They're feeling ballsy lately; saying they will 'lap' Amazon and all. | I entered the spread the day before their earnings. They took a 10% haircut yesterday and took UPS with them. | |
If their 'analysis' were worth anything they wouldn't publish it for free. | I actually wish I had access to the sell-side research reports, because they are quite in-depth and it'll give you a look at their full analysis, which you can then call bullshit on if you don't agree with their thesis. I just don't think it's wise to blindly accept their ratings without knowing more. | |
Your supposed to diversify asset classes as well, but who's counting anyway. | Those companies own a lot of different assets -- LULU and SBUX own very different things. I think he's good | |
Almost at that 5 year low baby... All aboard the ST VIX call train. Horizon has a VIX-based volatility ETF that looks hella attractive at the moment. | I dunno man .. I learned in r/investing that warren buffet always says “Vix up tits up” .. so I’m kinda nervous about breaking the investing nursery rhyme strategy | |
It never is, until it is. | It's only financial advice when it works. | |
It worked for me! | He now lives in a Chinese internment camp. Unrelated. | |
oh man..conservative 'humor' | Oh man.. relax some ffs | |
i think the premium we sold for did not justify the jump, i think we fine hopefully it still fades tho | I do believe we are screwed good sir. | |
What luck, I invested in a supercomputer in 1984! | That was priced that you'd get a super computer. | |
I got calls in it 2 days ago. It bounced off the 200SMA | Enjoying a nice return I see | |
Not when have the dis subscribers got it free for a year | Just enough time to watch it all | |
you either want market share or you don’t. Find a new slant | r/NBA is leaking | |
Tulsi's base is internet basement dwellers with Tulsi waifu pillows. | I feel personally attacked | |
Ye boi, santa better bring me 105$ NKE stock for xmas. | I'll give you $300 for your option play if you promise to keep trading further, try and turn it into $10.000 by making the most autistic trades ever. Deal? | |
yep I'm in finance (software role tho). The psychological aspect of a wildly fluctuating account is definitely taxing, and is probably worth the missed gains to not have to deal with. If I ever set something up maybe I'll have two accounts, and hide one of them and just never look at the balance for a few years and see if that will prevent me from stressing over it | Nice, I've through about moving to finance but have trouble leaving the biotech domain as I generally love it. Dude if you hide and never look at the balance for years you've got leaps and bounds more self control than me I get email alerts when things start dropping rapidly because i'm such a neurotic psycho. | |
For strategies that don’t take off, what’s your stop loss? Are you doing many trades a year or a more buy and hold style? Are you confident in your model or do you feel luck is simply on your side? I’m merely asking because I am interested in options myself but currently paying off debt. I appreciate the response, cheers and best of luck. | There's a lot of dumbasses here and there's a lot of smart dumbasses too. Learn proper risk management and you'll be better than 98% of the people here and in general | |
did you hold? | Yeah I held. Sold for a break even and rolled 1 call for $140 two weeks out. | |
Only 84 open interest on that, how many do you have? I might buy $27c | I have 8...so not a shit ton but definitely a nice size for me!! | |
you cant import them, but you can enter them in turbo tax. Its not that hard to do. The shitty thing is most mlps send you the K1 a week before filing deadline (or after) so you are up against the wall to file, or you end up filing an extension. shit is stupid. | Well that sounds like a PITA. | |
I sold my $60 calls for 380% profit on Friday with the plan to wait for the dip this week and buy more $65 calls. Drunk me bought 120 $65 calls last Friday, and sure enough, now the dip I was waiting for is here:/ | 65$ calls exp 01/17? | |
Still down $12k since the peak last october, but up $52k since the valley last December 😅😅😅 | That’s the glass half full attitude that I like to see, not too bad but still ouch. Very ouch | |
Just remember - no teeth 🦷🦷🦷 | Where? | |
Great country to short shipping stocks | And piracy! Short MAERSK-B | |
Why not but puts for the dip? | Big brain time | |
ABUS off of that one guys DD? | ABUS because I had it on my watch list on RH. Best DD. | |
Dudes gonna win it all back, just wait | !remindme heat death of the universe | |
Just because I let Mr. Market have my ass doesn’t mean I’m gay | That's slightly gay | |
True in general, but LEAPs bought this summer are up +1,000% and more ... | I bought some Jan 2021 $200C for $65 lol | |
What delta do you usually go for? | Depends on trade type and context. No clear cut answer. | |
QE is good for gold and silver | I want to believe | |
all i learned there is that orange man = bad | Except when trade talks are going well. | |
Even when you change to a higher quality stream on Spotify? Genuinely curious | Yes - I'm usually listening to music at work with nice headphones and the difference is notable. | |
You too? | it's a GUH'fest | |
My understanding is that they 'could' become a C-Corp but have not yet. But i'm not long so i havent looked at their filings. So don't trust me. | I checked they’re filings and they’re definitely still a partnership so I believe you’re correct. | |
“bUt tHaT’S oBaMa’S eCoNoMy” | TBF, that's true. | |
Clinton won the next election after being impeached though | Yeah but his error was a different kind. | |
His pot smoking photo would be perfect for this. | That incident caused SpaceX AND Boeing to go under thourough review by NASA and SpaceX by the military. | |
Wsb will still lose money | feeling personally attacked rn | |
NKE is near ATH 1.5 hours before market close and ER. If I was going to play this run-up I would have started this morning. | So puts? | |
you must be printing on those 317's right now | Yeah the 317 has some gains on it but gains still under 2k since the premium was 3.14 if we go 321 tomorrow that will be nice but at the same time I'm considering taking the minimal profit for Christmas.. | |
I think it will rise, trump only has the market on his side right now so they gonna pump this bad boy | I want to believe | |
Priced in | That’s what they said last quarter and Walmart jumped like 10% | |
right there with ya pal. | We can do this. P/C ratio is too damn low. These bubble followers are going to get fucked up by theta gang. I just hope we don’t too | |
I was selling 390 puts yesterday man sorry for ur loss | ? I was wrong, they were 392.50. I crushed it haha I bought back my short 390 puts this morning for 98 cents then closed the spreads for like 30ish%. | |
if you bought when i posted, you should have your $10 if not more by now | I was late. I made $5 just sold when it bounced down off of ~278.72. Lol trying to slowly rebuild my small $380 account. | |
Did your coworkers report you to HR? | They're not allowed to do that anymore, because of the Autism. | |
Probably because it's part of a hedge. | Yeah, I only played twice with small amounts of money just to see how it went. companies with less volume that I thought were due to make an announcement. | |
Lol you are fucking dumb. | Yeah, what 27 year-old *doesn't* have 6 months of expenses saved up and a side gig while recovering from a major illness? | |
They’re always going well because trade wars are easy to win .. where have u been bro? | I do love the Bull gang circlejerk over Phase One like it's not just getting us back to the 2016 status quo we had before. | |
US companies spent $4T buying back their own stock | 4T that should have went into infrastructure, education, and other public works. | |
That’s how the game always works IIRC. The first offer is EV+ when you have a shit load of $5 and $10 size briefcases on the board and then more and more EV- as the game goes on. | Actually the shit is random as fuck... I once saw the banker offer them way over EV with 3 cases left. | |
We will brother! Just stay positive | of course i buy the day it drops RIP coulda got cheaper | |
looks like MSFT may lay some ATH pipe | Let’s go msft!! 💪 | |
I do believe we are screwed good sir. | yeah i sold for 2k lost its alright i'll get them next Q | |
Put in a notification and light up your stuff the moment it hits 420. Bonus if you also buy a share at 420.69 and selfie the whole seance. | Whats stopping me from buying a share at $420.69 right now? | |
There’s a reason why their wages are low though. Education, geography, etc. All things that are choices. You have to have a really good excuse not to have anything saved up. My parents always lived paycheck to paycheck and I saw the reason why. Bad financial choices. | Ah right, I forgot it was individuals *choosing* to be paid less yoy for the past few decades. Silly me! | |
sorry, $ulta | I was just hoping for a bigger move for the day but didnt realize it had fallen and rocketed back up midday, my bad. | |
It was down to 98 at one point. I have 99P that looked like they were gonna print. Now it looks like it’s recovering and I’m just gonna lose to theta again 🤷♂️ | 99p aren’t fucking lottos lol. It’s $1 off the close price | |
Is this on RBH? I can't seem to find it? | **CIICU ticker** | |
I dgaf bout money I just want to look cool. | You’ll fit right in | |
Impeachment means nothing. He will be acquitted by the Senate like Clinton was. | Good for you lol? | |
Fair enough. Good luck to you on the next one sir! | Appreciate it. Likewise | |
There is gonna be a rug pull, but timing it is so fucking hard. Lost over 90% of my account trying to do it | Instead of trying to time it, just long gold which one assumes should moon when it happens, but is also supported in the mean time, unlike short SPY which continues to go tits up as we wait | |
Fuck you | Ho | |
If you had IRon condors you would be printing. Better luck next time bud | bro im up 12k today alone. I lost 2k, oh well | |
Yes its priced into options | is it priced into SPY share price ? | |
On god | This is ridiculous. Nike is such a tease | |
I know what I said. LHM is a penny stock: Lo-Hwang Miritarry. They make knock-of military gear and sell it on Craigslist | lol |
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