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Bc I'm a n00b. I just wanted to be sure it would still get filled, and I wouldn't have to check on it later, and I kinda figured it would fill at the best possible price once the market opened? Silly me though, I guess...	Well congratulations on kickstarting your losses Silly Sally!
65$ calls exp 01/17?	Yeah
Endorphins	Carry on then
Interesting, I bought into NFLX & PFE a little while ago. The general sentiment towards netflix is way off imo.	I think the hedge funds shorted NFLX a lot after Disney streaming came out. Those dudes are getting squeezed.
Buy puTs pussy	I will be tomorrow
gonna be a long night	Lmao
Why sell, roku is going to 160	If it hits 160 tmmr I’ll suck your dick no cap, like deadass bring it here because I’ll suck some dick for 12 grand
Today, I don't want to be exercised on the short leg if it finishes above $402.50	You could always exercise the long leg and just sell off for the difference. I don't know how much capital you have though.
This is the way	This is the way
After the crash and inflation we'll all be sucking a Chinaman's dick for a bowl of rice.	Hey look guys , I see a 🐻
That's pretty good?	Beats losing 3k
Welcome to the group of “stocks only go up”	Stonks
I see. So I should absolutely sell my CMG calls at open tomorrow before it tanks?	Some stocks have major retard rallies and I wouldn’t count on it stopping with CMG
of course i buy the day it drops RIP coulda got cheaper	Same lmao
Yes u sheep	Look into it 👀
[?](https://media2.giphy.com/media/2XskdWuNUyqElkKe4bm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a0233955008491f26d759408195fbaee26d49f9db&rid=giphy.gif)	Try to keep up Steve.
4T that should have went into infrastructure, education, and other public works.	Because those 4T absolutely evaporated and every trade has just a buyer who takes the stock while literally burning his money.
I do love the Bull gang circlejerk over Phase One like it's not just getting us back to the 2016 status quo we had before.	Phase 1 is easier to win then trade wars
I dunno man .. I learned in r/investing that warren buffet always says “Vix up tits up” .. so I’m kinda nervous about breaking the investing nursery rhyme strategy	VIX down double down
24 years in IT or you are 24?	I am 43 - 24 years in IT.
spy 322	Good because I bought 6 321 spy calls expiring tomorrow for .14, hoping for gap up
I’m trying to run this under a guardian so it can be legal. Also no taxation without representation	Lol being 18 isn’t the requirement to run a fund*. You have to be licensed. You’re going to end up in jail.
Ribeye roast is on sale at Vons, so I'll be doing the same on Sunday.	I have like half a cow problem is idk how to cook a lot of it and if like the different cuts are good or gross 🤢
They're not allowed to do that anymore, because of the Autism.	Ghattt dayummm!
My bad, I didnt think somebody would be that fucking stupid.	I'm sorry but are you lost? This is WSB we are talking about here.
Thanks for the info. How early did you open the position?	No problem, and I opened the position just yesterday. I also sold put spreads on Boeing yesterday. I’m not big on it running up, but I don’t think it’s going to fall any lower, so I sold them for a week out to capture all the premium.
I made $2,000 overall on NFLX, but I see it as losing 8,000 since that is what I lost by selling the 332.5 (after buying the 330) yesterday.	you lose and win some
okay bro	I bought 420 calls for next week today. It can't go tits up
It’s good but it’s not needle moving imo. Too much relies on the MAX bc that’s where their credibility as a plane maker for the future comes into play.	Lockheed Martin made a 2 trillion dollar fighter jet that can’t fly in the rain. They’ll be fine
Whats stopping me from buying a share at $420.69 right now?	I have a share and am willing to sell it to you for this price. I'll print it out ... meet me at the abandoned junk yard at 2AM tonight? We can do a cash deal.
English aint the first language huh	Do you expect me to use a literature level English in WSB? But no, not the first language. Does it really matter?
Bro my paper trading account is on MarketWatch and they don’t do options. Also I’m not gonna do stupid things like that on my paper trading cause I’m trying to win this simulator game because if I don’t people are gonna think I’m a shitty club president	The Sims?
I’ll try to prove to you guys I’m serious about this although my post seems not so serious. I came here because it looks like many of you throw money at a chance to make big bucks and I need to money to make you big bucks	No proof needed the other guy said you seem legit
What did you have? Calls or puts?	A few FD 100c
credit immediately	Nice. Might have to start doing that.
No end to the line if we're in the circle. Mods love giving and receiving at the same time.	Nice, that means I'm at the front of the line too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What’s your cost basis?	15...I know F !!!
Yes - random forest (light gbm)	Random forest. Interesting. My initial thought was to use transformers and LSTM RNNs.
Having trouble here	Then you need to only trade shares and/or futures.
well its kinda risky to bet on that 1%, as 95% of the time the market is in contango.	That's true but if I wanted safety I would have put my money in an Ally savings account.
You really think its going all the way up to 65?	After earnings maybe. I shouldn’t have bought $65 calls though, but drunk me did it anyways. My plan was to wait until about now to buy but drunk me had other plans
RH takes your order and sells it to a dark pool, which then finds a better price and profits from the difference.	omg , no!!!!
Mostly thinking a small spread play as a gamble, see if the memes want it bad enough. Looks messy though.	Call credit spread. Sell 420 / Buy 425. Easy money.
I could see this hitting 170 sometime in Jan easily hoenstly.	What makes you think that?
That would have put me down only -$8000 im trying to make a comeback here mann but i'm an autard	Wtf ur all time is gay
Same lmao	Profit takers, it was expected no doubt
I'll believe it when I see it. Market flexing to tawk from Mnuchin saying 'it'll be signed in January' is a farce... Like I believe anything out that dick wads mouth	Ur taking this conversation pretty seriously aren’t ya ? Chill out man.. be easy .. like trade wars
VIX down double down	^yeah this lol
It's ok bro. $BA is a fickle b	Undoubtedly. Brothers in financial ruin ✊✊✌
Victory royale	does epic fortnite dance
But did you actually get back in under $230?	Yes but no.
Yea. Using options for constant gains is like snorting coke to make you get that feel everyday. Not a happy ending.	Yet you keep doing it. The first ones free
In the 2 out of the last 3 ex-dividend dates, SPY dropped by the dividend amount (about $1.5) but the last quarter it didn't drop at all, so who knows.	It’s going to drop by the dividend amount no matter what. If it goes back up then it’s positive.
Which Post	[just got assigned help me mitigate the blast area](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ect7yh/just_got_assigned_help_me_mitigate_the_blast_area/)
Haha, Probably, we should do a threesome but no mod stuff aka no me & you :)	So just our wife. Got it.
Right, I want that general tsao tendies allowance, otherwise I will enjoy 4 more years of dads stock market pumping	I’m fine with 48k in next four years or 0$ in four years but atleast the Dow is at 34k
Lol imagine having losses in this market.	Oof. I feel like it’s hard to do, but very possible. Also, we can’t be hard on em, I’ve had losing years when I first started too. Or maybe it was months? Dno if having a full losing year happened. 🤔
How far out do you buy? Leaps? Half year? A month? Weeklie?	/u/yungbillionaire suggestion: 2-3 weeks out if you know it's going up in period because it's been flat or declining for the past 2-3 weeks.
What makes you think that?	Check the DD in my history. Lots of potential catalysts, and it just bounced off a strong floor. Analysts actively pump this, CFO announcement potentially, holiday sales, strong ER, etc.
These aren’t naked puts. Your max loss is capped, along with your max gain.	Care to lay out an example for an idiot?
FFVII Remake calls 03/03/2020.	Finna buy that and keep it in the plastic seal to sell for 1000x to some nerd wanting an original copy 10 years later
Maybe another time when I'm at a hotel	lemme know bb
THE QUEEN BANNED A TRANSITION PERIOD BEYOND 2020	Okay. I’ve no idea what this means. Hard brexit end of 2019?
Oh shit	Yea the technicals about busted my scanner on the AH buying, should be fun to see what happens. I can’t recall any other time a company has done such an unusual buy back. Obviously with the only intention to raise the SP. Unless anyone else can think of a reason, would gladly entertain it?
u have 2 whole stonk 😳	No I have 17 stocks and they been mostly read all week. It’s literally Tesla that’s growing my portfolio by itself.
Doesn’t mean that we are gonna repeat of 08 though. Could just flatten and likely will. Wtf do I know thiugh	It doesn't have to be a repeat of 2008 to believe that buying near all-time highs is a bad idea
“The contracts are voided? The contracts are voided?! Holy shit! Agh motherfucker!”	I wanted to fight that guy
Clearly you weren't watching the debate when I wrote that	no I wasn't, unlike you I have important things to do in my life that doesn't include watching idiots debate the unimportant issues
If I cash out now, I'll realize my losses. No way Jose. Full steam ahead.	Buy my SPY 12/20 321 calls please
when does it come in?	[https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/)
12,400% for the last two. Nice gain!!	All three
Timber=trees=weed	Hell yeah brother cheers from Iraq
I don’t want to type out the whole thing since this is a family friendly sub, but you’ll recognize him by his username, which is along the lines of L2F bear shoe 😳	Wtf why you talking shit
because touching urself during the day is perfectly acceptable xD	Duly noted
So ur saying I should hold over the weekend	All I’m saying is that I’m an idiot for selling on Wednesday and not Thursdays 😂
Good find though. I think I'll be in for a few calls	This is like poker right? I'll sell you the calls, and raise by one put
So just our wife. Got it.	Eiffel tower coming up
Information for information's sake is a perfectly good reason to comment. My apologies.	I'm ejaculating to you guys' harmony
What the fuck do I know either!	what the fuck do we know?!
Nah, not the older broad. The younger cute one with the short brunette hair.	Didn't even know she was a thing. Now I'm curious
You just murdered /r/investing	No stocks allowed! Only VTSAX!
You should write children's books	That’s a swell idea, I could buy Capri Suns and cookiez with muh royalties 🍪🧒🧃
Buy my SPY 12/20 321 calls please	Those will print, only takes 5 more points
Perfect, The Mandalorian season finale is next week, gotta pick up something new to watch and engulf myself with	expanse season 4 dropped lil' bit ago too, good show to binge
Straight to $4	$40
Should of bought calls further out	yeah like I did allll the way at 1/10/20....haha^haha^haha^:(
Have L2FMW’s mum buy you one in exchange for 🅿️🅿️	Good idea she just left the house to go drop him off at school too
grindr	You got issues man
I am thinking that actually.	Yesssss...join us
[nice](https://youtu.be/zYt0WbDjJ4E)	[nice](https://youtu.be/UBX8MWYel3s)
What? The inverse Jim Cramer is always outperforming the market.	Got any actual numbers?
Lol told ya, bud	PrIcEd In
Ex-dividend today, no idea after open. Recession or Moon :)	Hopin its the ladder :/
Right there with you buddy. I was wondering why i was getting so much credit. Green Day for spy could save us	So you’re saying there’s a chance.
Pretty sure he’s taking the piss mate.	Cool story though. 👍👍👍
either that or the algos gonna fucking yeet it to 430	My magnum bull dong thanks you
How do I deduct my donation in my taxes though	You get a donation report
Amazon partners up with companies like a [wasp partners up with a caterpillar.](https://www.wired.com/2014/10/absurd-creature-week-glyptapanteles-wasp-caterpillar-bodyguard/)	Thanks. Think I'll skip lunch today.
Yea, keep em calls dw	im down $1300 rn lol
its a pump and dump u tard	so buy low sell high?

Bc I'm a n00b. I just wanted to be sure it would still get filled, and I wouldn't have to check on it later, and I kinda figured it would fill at the best possible price once the market opened? Silly me though, I guess...

Well congratulations on kickstarting your losses Silly Sally!

65$ calls exp 01/17?

Yeah

Endorphins

Carry on then

Interesting, I bought into NFLX & PFE a little while ago. The general sentiment towards netflix is way off imo.

I think the hedge funds shorted NFLX a lot after Disney streaming came out. Those dudes are getting squeezed.

Buy puTs pussy

I will be tomorrow

gonna be a long night

Lmao

Why sell, roku is going to 160

If it hits 160 tmmr I’ll suck your dick no cap, like deadass bring it here because I’ll suck some dick for 12 grand

Today, I don't want to be exercised on the short leg if it finishes above $402.50

You could always exercise the long leg and just sell off for the difference. I don't know how much capital you have though.

This is the way

After the crash and inflation we'll all be sucking a Chinaman's dick for a bowl of rice.

Hey look guys , I see a 🐻

That's pretty good?

Beats losing 3k

Welcome to the group of “stocks only go up”

Stonks

I see. So I should absolutely sell my CMG calls at open tomorrow before it tanks?

Some stocks have major retard rallies and I wouldn’t count on it stopping with CMG

of course i buy the day it drops RIP coulda got cheaper

Same lmao

Yes u sheep

Look into it 👀

[?](https://media2.giphy.com/media/2XskdWuNUyqElkKe4bm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a0233955008491f26d759408195fbaee26d49f9db&rid=giphy.gif)

Try to keep up Steve.

4T that should have went into infrastructure, education, and other public works.

Because those 4T absolutely evaporated and every trade has just a buyer who takes the stock while literally burning his money.

I do love the Bull gang circlejerk over Phase One like it's not just getting us back to the 2016 status quo we had before.

Phase 1 is easier to win then trade wars

I dunno man .. I learned in r/investing that warren buffet always says “Vix up tits up” .. so I’m kinda nervous about breaking the investing nursery rhyme strategy

VIX down double down

24 years in IT or you are 24?

I am 43 - 24 years in IT.

spy 322

Good because I bought 6 321 spy calls expiring tomorrow for .14, hoping for gap up

I’m trying to run this under a guardian so it can be legal. Also no taxation without representation

Lol being 18 isn’t the requirement to run a fund*. You have to be licensed. You’re going to end up in jail.

Ribeye roast is on sale at Vons, so I'll be doing the same on Sunday.

I have like half a cow problem is idk how to cook a lot of it and if like the different cuts are good or gross 🤢

They're not allowed to do that anymore, because of the Autism.

Ghattt dayummm!

My bad, I didnt think somebody would be that fucking stupid.

I'm sorry but are you lost? This is WSB we are talking about here.

Thanks for the info. How early did you open the position?

No problem, and I opened the position just yesterday. I also sold put spreads on Boeing yesterday. I’m not big on it running up, but I don’t think it’s going to fall any lower, so I sold them for a week out to capture all the premium.

I made $2,000 overall on NFLX, but I see it as losing 8,000 since that is what I lost by selling the 332.5 (after buying the 330) yesterday.

you lose and win some

okay bro

I bought 420 calls for next week today. It can't go tits up

It’s good but it’s not needle moving imo. Too much relies on the MAX bc that’s where their credibility as a plane maker for the future comes into play.

Lockheed Martin made a 2 trillion dollar fighter jet that can’t fly in the rain. They’ll be fine

Whats stopping me from buying a share at $420.69 right now?

I have a share and am willing to sell it to you for this price. I'll print it out ... meet me at the abandoned junk yard at 2AM tonight? We can do a cash deal.

English aint the first language huh

Do you expect me to use a literature level English in WSB? But no, not the first language. Does it really matter?

Bro my paper trading account is on MarketWatch and they don’t do options. Also I’m not gonna do stupid things like that on my paper trading cause I’m trying to win this simulator game because if I don’t people are gonna think I’m a shitty club president

The Sims?

I’ll try to prove to you guys I’m serious about this although my post seems not so serious. I came here because it looks like many of you throw money at a chance to make big bucks and I need to money to make you big bucks

No proof needed the other guy said you seem legit

What did you have? Calls or puts?

A few FD 100c

credit immediately

Nice. Might have to start doing that.

No end to the line if we're in the circle. Mods love giving and receiving at the same time.

Nice, that means I'm at the front of the line too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What’s your cost basis?

15...I know F !!!

Yes - random forest (light gbm)

Random forest. Interesting. My initial thought was to use transformers and LSTM RNNs.

Having trouble here

Then you need to only trade shares and/or futures.

well its kinda risky to bet on that 1%, as 95% of the time the market is in contango.

That's true but if I wanted safety I would have put my money in an Ally savings account.

You really think its going all the way up to 65?

After earnings maybe. I shouldn’t have bought $65 calls though, but drunk me did it anyways. My plan was to wait until about now to buy but drunk me had other plans

RH takes your order and sells it to a dark pool, which then finds a better price and profits from the difference.

omg , no!!!!

Mostly thinking a small spread play as a gamble, see if the memes want it bad enough. Looks messy though.

Call credit spread. Sell 420 / Buy 425. Easy money.

I could see this hitting 170 sometime in Jan easily hoenstly.

What makes you think that?

That would have put me down only -$8000 im trying to make a comeback here mann but i'm an autard

Wtf ur all time is gay

Same lmao

Profit takers, it was expected no doubt

I'll believe it when I see it. Market flexing to tawk from Mnuchin saying 'it'll be signed in January' is a farce... Like I believe anything out that dick wads mouth

Ur taking this conversation pretty seriously aren’t ya ? Chill out man.. be easy .. like trade wars

VIX down double down

^yeah this lol

It's ok bro. $BA is a fickle b

Undoubtedly. Brothers in financial ruin ✊✊✌

Victory royale

*does epic fortnite dance*

But did you actually get back in under $230?

Yes but no.

Yea. Using options for constant gains is like snorting coke to make you get that feel everyday. Not a happy ending.

Yet you keep doing it. The first ones free

In the 2 out of the last 3 ex-dividend dates, SPY dropped by the dividend amount (about $1.5) but the last quarter it didn't drop at all, so who knows.

It’s going to drop by the dividend amount no matter what. If it goes back up then it’s positive.

Which Post

[just got assigned help me mitigate the blast area](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ect7yh/just_got_assigned_help_me_mitigate_the_blast_area/)

Haha, Probably, we should do a threesome but no mod stuff aka no me & you :)

So just our wife. Got it.

Right, I want that general tsao tendies allowance, otherwise I will enjoy 4 more years of dads stock market pumping

I’m fine with 48k in next four years or 0$ in four years but atleast the Dow is at 34k

Lol imagine having losses in this market.

Oof. I feel like it’s hard to do, but very possible. Also, we can’t be hard on em, I’ve had losing years when I first started too. Or maybe it was months? Dno if having a full losing year happened. 🤔

How far out do you buy? Leaps? Half year? A month? Weeklie?

/u/yungbillionaire suggestion: 2-3 weeks out if you know it's going up in period because it's been flat or declining for the past 2-3 weeks.

What makes you think that?

Check the DD in my history. Lots of potential catalysts, and it just bounced off a strong floor. Analysts actively pump this, CFO announcement potentially, holiday sales, strong ER, etc.

These aren’t naked puts. Your max loss is capped, along with your max gain.

Care to lay out an example for an idiot?

FFVII Remake calls 03/03/2020.

Finna buy that and keep it in the plastic seal to sell for 1000x to some nerd wanting an original copy 10 years later

Maybe another time when I'm at a hotel

lemme know bb

THE QUEEN BANNED A TRANSITION PERIOD BEYOND 2020

Okay. I’ve no idea what this means. Hard brexit end of 2019?

Oh shit

Yea the technicals about busted my scanner on the AH buying, should be fun to see what happens. I can’t recall any other time a company has done such an unusual buy back. Obviously with the only intention to raise the SP. Unless anyone else can think of a reason, would gladly entertain it?

u have 2 whole stonk 😳

No I have 17 stocks and they been mostly read all week. It’s literally Tesla that’s growing my portfolio by itself.

Doesn’t mean that we are gonna repeat of 08 though. Could just flatten and likely will. Wtf do I know thiugh

It doesn't have to be a repeat of 2008 to believe that buying near all-time highs is a bad idea

“The contracts are voided? The contracts are voided?! Holy shit! Agh motherfucker!”

I wanted to fight that guy

Clearly you weren't watching the debate when I wrote that

no I wasn't, unlike you I have important things to do in my life that doesn't include watching idiots debate the unimportant issues

If I cash out now, I'll realize my losses. No way Jose. Full steam ahead.

Buy my SPY 12/20 321 calls please

when does it come in?

[https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/)

12,400% for the last two. Nice gain!!

All three

Timber=trees=weed

Hell yeah brother cheers from Iraq

I don’t want to type out the whole thing since this is a family friendly sub, but you’ll recognize him by his username, which is along the lines of L2F bear shoe 😳

Wtf why you talking shit

because touching urself during the day is perfectly acceptable xD

Duly noted

So ur saying I should hold over the weekend

All I’m saying is that I’m an idiot for selling on Wednesday and not Thursdays 😂

Good find though. I think I'll be in for a few calls

This is like poker right? I'll sell you the calls, and raise by one put

So just our wife. Got it.

Eiffel tower coming up

Information for information's sake is a perfectly good reason to comment. My apologies.

I'm ejaculating to you guys' harmony

What the fuck do I know either!

what the fuck do we know?!

Nah, not the older broad. The younger cute one with the short brunette hair.

Didn't even know she was a thing. Now I'm curious

You just murdered /r/investing

No stocks allowed! Only VTSAX!

You should write children's books

That’s a swell idea, I could buy Capri Suns and cookiez with muh royalties 🍪🧒🧃

Buy my SPY 12/20 321 calls please

Those will print, only takes 5 more points

Perfect, The Mandalorian season finale is next week, gotta pick up something new to watch and engulf myself with

expanse season 4 dropped lil' bit ago too, good show to binge

Straight to $4

$40

Should of bought calls further out

yeah like I did allll the way at 1/10/20....haha^haha^haha^:(

Have L2FMW’s mum buy you one in exchange for 🅿️🅿️

Good idea she just left the house to go drop him off at school too

grindr

You got issues man

I am thinking that actually.

Yesssss...join us

[nice](https://youtu.be/zYt0WbDjJ4E)

[nice](https://youtu.be/UBX8MWYel3s)

What? The inverse Jim Cramer is always outperforming the market.

Got any actual numbers?

Lol told ya, bud

PrIcEd In

Ex-dividend today, no idea after open. Recession or Moon :)

Hopin its the ladder :/

Right there with you buddy. I was wondering why i was getting so much credit. Green Day for spy could save us

So you’re saying there’s a chance.

Pretty sure he’s taking the piss mate.

Cool story though. 👍👍👍

either that or the algos gonna fucking yeet it to 430

My magnum bull dong thanks you

How do I deduct my donation in my taxes though

You get a donation report

Amazon partners up with companies like a [wasp partners up with a caterpillar.](https://www.wired.com/2014/10/absurd-creature-week-glyptapanteles-wasp-caterpillar-bodyguard/)

Thanks. Think I'll skip lunch today.

Yea, keep em calls dw

im down $1300 rn lol

its a pump and dump u tard

so buy low sell high?