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Buy that shit. Right now. $43.35, It’s a fucking gift.	Fuck I hope so. Don’t see why it would be affected by the tariffs.
every tesla engineer gets a divorce from stress so they support two families.	Holy shit, I'm dying over here, take an upvote
Either one. It looks really cool but it just doesn't charge like you would think it should.	This is good for TSLA
While vacationing in Australia, my gf cut her foot and we went to a pharmacy for bandaids. iirc, the cheapest single bandaid I purchased was 3.50. Fuckin racket.	Man, I'm in the wrong business.
He was only a VP.	But it was Mergers & Acquisitions, son.
$T bay-beeeee	$T gonna bounce around $32-$33 for the next four years. Calm down.
Hasn’t it always been 140?	Yeah. I think it was 140. Just remember hearing the whole appeal about Twitter was the character limit
dang, that sucks to hear, she's trying to get out as soon as she can cause its really just that bad. Its the only store for the county so they get even more than the usual amount.	It wouldn’t have been as bad if they weren’t so bogged down by corporate nonsense. It’s hard enough to get into that profession. But when the biggest pharmacy in the country won’t provide their staff with adequate support to do their jobs, it’s easy to see why they look for other opportunities elsewhere. Hopefully y’all figure it out!
my 7/20 fd's went from 95% down to 80% down	I don’t think you know what FDs are
I was gonna go all in on some FD's but I'm a puss	Market might shake it off by morning if nothing happens
Honestly that term doesn't even mean anything anymore. Modern 'liberals' are basically libertarians.	Damn are you in bizarro world?
Don’t forget, those companies were failing before the wahmen took over. Now they are a beacon of success to show all wahmen are good and successful leaders. Wahmen are never wrong.	You know what it tells me? That we need some more pussy on the block.
Thats not what wsb is about	But how will we fund our YOLO's if we don't collect some premium?
lol probably been the same since 1978. There's so many great houses in Laguna for $3-$5 million $11 million is outrageous. South Laguna is nice Three Arch is a cool private community	Everything in Laguna is awesome. Even my shitty cottage is awesome, notwithstanding that it can easily be mistaken for a well-aged storage shed. This place is so nice you almost forget about the high rent and outrageous taxes.
If MU nails a few more ER's, we might see the price hit $30.	I hate that this is true
The recession ended 8 years ago, the fuck are you talking about?	From President Obama, to his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. I stand in awe of such a radical shift
I too loaded up on Amazon today.	Rip
If you like it 30 , you are gonna love it at 25	Says the guy holding puts
Imagine thinking	Imagine
Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular	Kid at work casually mentioned that he trades on Robinhood and that he wants 'to get Musky' with Tesla stocks. I just chuckled and told him that he needs to keep me updated on the reg.
Well now they're the strongest kids	Give this man a PhD
my 7/20 $45 puts I bought for lulz after 10 seconds of research are almost ITM	I probably read the same things you did. A rev miss combined with a drop after that run up was a pretty good guess. I missed the damn puts by being cheap by a few cents. Nice job! I think the drop will stick.
Did you sell? wonder what tomoro will bring	According to my prediction, which has been correct so far, we have a selloff tomorrow https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8wotnt/my_prediction_another_heavy_green_day_on_monday/?utm_source=reddit-android
Shippan point is a nice place in Stamford tho	agreed
It's not premature if one of them is expecting it.	No one expects the Spanish ejaculation
Add 69%	Nice.
Hate us cuz you ain't us	I think it’s hate us cuz you anus
Not sure about this whole math thing, but I'm pretty sure at least 100 people play 50v50.	/s
Blow your nutsack off with a phosphorus grenade and the govt will give you a free wheelchair.	What if I sacrifice only a solitary nut for my country?
You won't, pussy. Honestly its probably too late now UVXY is likely to open up big tomorrow.	I’m already short QQQ NFLX and FB as of today and yesterday. Volatility is just too illogical for me. Seems rigged
Lonely? Have you looked at half the population of this fat ass country?	He needs more. Gotta pad the future for Trump care.
even if he sold the day before earnings like he said and not the exact top he should still be laughing. unless he's still holding then yeah	I don’t like going on wsb when I’m in the red. Too busy contemplating $ROPE calls.
Meh, it's not a long term solution. I do look forward to seeing what Trumps plan is to lower drug prices but I'm not really holding by breath.	I think he plans to just call up the CEO of pharmaceutical companies and ask them to lower their prices. Why, what do other countries do?
Use the fire to cook tendies	OP doesn't have tendies.
Or a little depressing	not after tomorrow
Implying those pinko psychos are even employed.	They take offense to the idea of people being employed.
look man if you want to suck his dick I'm not going to stop you. But you sound as dumb as claiming Trump is a self made man.	Sure WSBshitposter. But there is a difference between inheriting papa's money and banking on a website you made in the dotcom frenzy.
NOtHiNg mAkEs SeNsE aNyMoRe FuCk DrUmPf	OrAnGe mAn RuInEd ThIS mArKeT!!!
We're fucked. We need the grace of God tomorrow. What the shit just happened in ah	Mine expires 8/3. I think I'll be okay.
No one expects the Spanish ejaculation	I feel like that should be a flair...
Fuck where are my liquid assets	im sure you'll have plenty of liquid cash left after you get margin called in the morning
Should more people answer their own easily searchable questions? Yes	No?
F	A
does she wear white coat or blue?	blue lmao
Buy the dips in the new few weeks before it shoots to 60+	But, tomorrow's red fo sho, then Redday, and Friday's always low volume. So, patience, young gay padawan.
Let him have fun ... This is his moment...	Thank you daddy
Are you a mod?	Maybe
Hey for your sake I hope SPY opens at $271 and then rockets to $280 just after you sell tomorrow.	👊
Imagine	I
Advertising.	“Senator, we run ads.”
thanks jelly!!	Haha good thing I opened up calls on vxx and shares on Tvix!!
Probably a ton of praise since socialists love Big Daddy Gov so much	And a whole lot more REEEEEEEEEE from the right (back when they were pro free market)
What are gold calls?	Shiny yellow calls.
Bought a couple 7/13 $315 calls because I haven't lost enough money yet.	Today was a good day for calls. Hopefully it goes your way!
Yeah same. I was looking at TWTR calls yesterday	You can still look at them today.
there is actually an alien in his car in orbit and it is churning dollars from solar radiation.	Agreed
Some of it is predictable though, like when he attacked Amazon, you would have been a fool not to have gone all in during that $1300 dip	Here we go again
Skimming is reading right?	didn't skim, too long
Or it reminds him of how his uncle touched him...	... in his assburger
I'm just waiting for the rationalization of this with Shkreli worship	You can't serve 2 masters
Enough for $ROPE	Quick, buy calls for the pope
Yea, but wallstreet decided to ignore that shit and sent the market on an algo driven run up anyway over the past week. So it was priced in, the priced right the fuck back out.	I think that may have been a large fking bull trap. 'Oh the market is going back to normal not even a trade war can stop this beast!' RIP short term bulls
yes if you want a CEO who loses 1 billion every quarter despite govt, subsidies , then you dont need to look very hard.	And what do you do?
Youre reading into it. He is literally demonstrating how his work gives work for a set numbr of families to some ignorant socialist who accuses him of being a greedy hoarder billionaire	Capitalism is evil!
Oh shit I just realized I read that completely wrong	Ban
Someone better inform the majority of conventional economic thinkers of this news	'you know what they say, the best time to ruin the economy is when it's going well!'
$3.00 stops are good, you can do $2.95.	K $3.00 stop in place. Assuming that's filled, what's next?
Scottrade doesn't even exist anymore. You got played	robinhood was decommissioned months ago. the version in its place is just a pyramid scheme
K $3.00 stop in place. Assuming that's filled, what's next?	Only waiting on AAPL for now.
I'm so happy I didn't invest in AMZN, NFLX, TWTR, any biotech, etc. It may have returned 10x, but P/E is the only metric that matters. You're like a dumb David Einhorn.	Am I dumb like Seth Klarman, Warren B, Guy Spier, Irving Kahn, Michael F Price, David Loeb. Yeah value investing is clearly retarded. Keep buying blind calls on the same 5 stocks like every other idiot. See what happens in the next year.
Why? It’s going to cost you minimum hundreds of millions	with a nearly $40 billion endowment, it's going to start considerably higher
ouch	oof
We buy puts!	Burn baby burn, burn baby burn
You're projecting your wannabe gayness.	maybe i was getting him mixed up with your dads
I see your absolute guarantee and raise you tree fiddy and twelve tendies.	Okay I’ll sell you calls
she's been around the block	She’s been around the cock FTFY
And what do you do?	Probably cold calls old people to sell high speed dial up internet for the mlm that's gonna make him his first 20 thousand
They take offense to the idea of people being employed.	Yeah, cuz work’s not fun, yo!
Kid at work casually mentioned that he trades on Robinhood and that he wants 'to get Musky' with Tesla stocks. I just chuckled and told him that he needs to keep me updated on the reg.	Wtf is a chuckle
The ONLY bad thing could be the tariffs but it sounds like they won’t affect much. Should see a good pop this morning during/post call.	anyone on the call? it just mooned again
My bodies ready	How many bodies would you say you have?
Famous last words.	V ain't going nowhere. It's a monopoly. They will beat earnings unless AMEX / MA pull a miracle.
Why?	Dip in on the friday dip bro.
You must be new here.	No. Just dumb.
Wtf... why is it still being pumped. The tencent deal?	i have no idea
Enron?	Papa Elon? $TSLA puts?
Could be, but if you look at the weekly downside seems more likely.	Yea weekly looks chopped 😂
Daddy musk 🍰	Elon Kilmer
Thanks! It's worth it to spend the $25 on a book and learn how to manage the positions and what to look for in terms of profit, risk, spread width, etc. TW has a lot of good videos too if you can get over the people presenting.	I’ve been listening to a lot of Options Alpha and it seems to be quality stuff. They definitely follow a strict system.
Fuck that, I'll just drive five minutes and eat at the country club. Annoying fucks aren't getting extra for treating me like a peasant	If you're trying to brag about having dinner at a country club, yet you can't even get the pizza delivery guy to come to your home we can all assume you are indeed a peasant.
I saw a picture of him a couple of minutes ago. I have not heard anything but he looks like he's using vast amounts of drugs. Fucker might even be lurking in wsb	A buddy of my works at their corporate HQ and said he drives around in a golf cart with a keg in tow giving beer to people sometimes.
How do people deal with the commissions?	Probably by making trades that make you money. I wouldn't know though I just lose money on RH.
I was gonna, but then I went balls deep on nvda 1.5 years ago instead	So what color is your yacht?
Fuck I’m so nervous for dude. Not looking great so far!	Honestly if I was playing FD I'll cash out right away at 15% gain on a 20k bet.
any moment bro	$41.50 is support.
Well my USO calls are worthless.	When do they expire? Oil is still on the way up! Just a short term pullback
You can't read worth of shit. And you obviously don't know how wsb works at all. Imbecile	You sound like a fat pice of shit.
Accepted is the last step, welcome home son.	Thanks dad!
Down $2.50. I seriously would be concerned holding thru earnings. A drop would make it safe buy again but all just my .02 brah.	bro, it's all about percentages, not dollars. it's a 400 dollar stock, 2.50 is nothing. it's down literally a fraction of 1 single percentage point.
Nah. Naivety is more like it	I’d hold onto it. They own LARGE oil and gas reserves

Buy that shit. Right now. $43.35, It’s a fucking gift.

Fuck I hope so. Don’t see why it would be affected by the tariffs.

every tesla engineer gets a divorce from stress so they support two families.

Holy shit, I'm dying over here, take an upvote

Either one. It looks really cool but it just doesn't charge like you would think it should.

This is good for TSLA

While vacationing in Australia, my gf cut her foot and we went to a pharmacy for bandaids. iirc, the cheapest single bandaid I purchased was 3.50. Fuckin racket.

Man, I'm in the wrong business.

He was only a VP.

But it was Mergers & Acquisitions, son.

$T bay-beeeee

$T gonna bounce around $32-$33 for the next four years. Calm down.

Hasn’t it always been 140?

Yeah. I think it was 140. Just remember hearing the whole appeal about Twitter was the character limit

dang, that sucks to hear, she's trying to get out as soon as she can cause its really just that bad. Its the only store for the county so they get even more than the usual amount.

It wouldn’t have been as bad if they weren’t so bogged down by corporate nonsense. It’s hard enough to get into that profession. But when the biggest pharmacy in the country won’t provide their staff with adequate support to do their jobs, it’s easy to see why they look for other opportunities elsewhere. Hopefully y’all figure it out!

my 7/20 fd's went from 95% down to 80% down

I don’t think you know what FDs are

I was gonna go all in on some FD's but I'm a puss

Market might shake it off by morning if nothing happens

Honestly that term doesn't even mean anything anymore. Modern 'liberals' are basically libertarians.

Damn are you in bizarro world?

Don’t forget, those companies were failing before the wahmen took over. Now they are a beacon of success to show all wahmen are good and successful leaders. Wahmen are never wrong.

You know what it tells me? That we need some more pussy on the block.

Thats not what wsb is about

But how will we fund our YOLO's if we don't collect some premium?

lol probably been the same since 1978. There's so many great houses in Laguna for $3-$5 million $11 million is outrageous. South Laguna is nice Three Arch is a cool private community

Everything in Laguna is awesome. Even my shitty cottage is awesome, notwithstanding that it can easily be mistaken for a well-aged storage shed. This place is so nice you almost forget about the high rent and outrageous taxes.

If MU nails a few more ER's, we might see the price hit $30.

I hate that this is true

The recession ended 8 years ago, the fuck are you talking about?

From President Obama, to his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. I stand in awe of such a radical shift

I too loaded up on Amazon today.

Rip

If you like it 30 , you are gonna love it at 25

Says the guy holding puts

Imagine thinking

Imagine

Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular

Kid at work casually mentioned that he trades on Robinhood and that he wants 'to get Musky' with Tesla stocks. I just chuckled and told him that he needs to keep me updated on the reg.

Well now they're the strongest kids

Give this man a PhD

my 7/20 $45 puts I bought for lulz after 10 seconds of research are almost ITM

I probably read the same things you did. A rev miss combined with a drop after that run up was a pretty good guess. I missed the damn puts by being cheap by a few cents. Nice job! I think the drop will stick.

Did you sell? wonder what tomoro will bring

According to my prediction, which has been correct so far, we have a selloff tomorrow https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8wotnt/my_prediction_another_heavy_green_day_on_monday/?utm_source=reddit-android

Shippan point is a nice place in Stamford tho

agreed

It's not premature if *one* of them is expecting it.

No one expects the Spanish ejaculation

Add 69%

Nice.

Hate us cuz you ain't us

I think it’s hate us cuz you anus

Not sure about this whole math thing, but I'm pretty sure at least 100 people play 50v50.

/s

Blow your nutsack off with a phosphorus grenade and the govt will give you a free wheelchair.

What if I sacrifice only a solitary nut for my country?

You won't, pussy. Honestly its probably too late now UVXY is likely to open up big tomorrow.

I’m already short QQQ NFLX and FB as of today and yesterday. Volatility is just too illogical for me. Seems rigged

Lonely? Have you looked at half the population of this fat ass country?

He needs more. Gotta pad the future for Trump care.

even if he sold the day before earnings like he said and not the exact top he should still be laughing. unless he's still holding then yeah

I don’t like going on wsb when I’m in the red. Too busy contemplating $ROPE calls.

Meh, it's not a long term solution. I do look forward to seeing what Trumps plan is to lower drug prices but I'm not really holding by breath.

I think he plans to just call up the CEO of pharmaceutical companies and ask them to lower their prices. Why, what do other countries do?

Use the fire to cook tendies

OP doesn't have tendies.

Or a little depressing

not after tomorrow

Implying those pinko psychos are even employed.

They take offense to the idea of people being employed.

look man if you want to suck his dick I'm not going to stop you. But you sound as dumb as claiming Trump is a self made man.

Sure WSBshitposter. But there is a difference between inheriting papa's money and banking on a website you made in the dotcom frenzy.

NOtHiNg mAkEs SeNsE aNyMoRe FuCk DrUmPf

OrAnGe mAn RuInEd ThIS mArKeT!!!

We're fucked. We need the grace of God tomorrow. What the shit just happened in ah

Mine expires 8/3. I think I'll be okay.

No one expects the Spanish ejaculation

I feel like that should be a flair...

Fuck where are my liquid assets

im sure you'll have plenty of liquid cash left after you get margin called in the morning

Should more people answer their own easily searchable questions? Yes

No?

F

A

does she wear white coat or blue?

blue lmao

Buy the dips in the new few weeks before it shoots to 60+

But, tomorrow's red fo sho, then Redday, and Friday's always low volume. So, patience, young gay padawan.

Let him have fun ... This is his moment...

Thank you daddy

Are you a mod?

Maybe

Hey for your sake I hope SPY opens at $271 and then rockets to $280 just after you sell tomorrow.

👊

Imagine

I

Advertising.

“Senator, we run ads.”

thanks jelly!!

Haha good thing I opened up calls on vxx and shares on Tvix!!

Probably a ton of praise since socialists love Big Daddy Gov so much

And a whole lot more REEEEEEEEEE from the right (back when they were pro free market)

What are gold calls?

Shiny yellow calls.

Bought a couple 7/13 $315 calls because I haven't lost enough money yet.

Today was a good day for calls. Hopefully it goes your way!

Yeah same. I was looking at TWTR calls yesterday

You can still look at them today.

there is actually an alien in his car in orbit and it is churning dollars from solar radiation.

Agreed

Some of it is predictable though, like when he attacked Amazon, you would have been a fool not to have gone all in during that $1300 dip

Here we go again

Skimming is reading right?

didn't skim, too long

Or it reminds him of how his uncle touched him...

... in his assburger

I'm just waiting for the rationalization of this with Shkreli worship

You can't serve 2 masters

Enough for $ROPE

Quick, buy calls for the pope

Yea, but wallstreet decided to ignore that shit and sent the market on an algo driven run up anyway over the past week. So it was priced in, the priced right the fuck back out.

I think that may have been a large fking bull trap. 'Oh the market is going back to normal not even a trade war can stop this beast!' RIP short term bulls

yes if you want a CEO who loses 1 billion every quarter despite govt, subsidies , then you dont need to look very hard.

And what do you do?

Youre reading into it. He is literally demonstrating how his work gives work for a set numbr of families to some ignorant socialist who accuses him of being a greedy hoarder billionaire

Capitalism is evil!

Oh shit I just realized I read that completely wrong

Ban

Someone better inform the majority of conventional economic thinkers of this news

'you know what they say, the best time to ruin the economy is when it's going well!'

$3.00 stops are good, you can do $2.95.

K $3.00 stop in place. Assuming that's filled, what's next?

Scottrade doesn't even exist anymore. You got played

robinhood was decommissioned months ago. the version in its place is just a pyramid scheme

K $3.00 stop in place. Assuming that's filled, what's next?

Only waiting on AAPL for now.

I'm so happy I didn't invest in AMZN, NFLX, TWTR, any biotech, etc. It may have returned 10x, but P/E is the only metric that matters. You're like a dumb David Einhorn.

Am I dumb like Seth Klarman, Warren B, Guy Spier, Irving Kahn, Michael F Price, David Loeb. Yeah value investing is clearly retarded. Keep buying blind calls on the same 5 stocks like every other idiot. See what happens in the next year.

Why? It’s going to cost you minimum hundreds of millions

with a nearly $40 billion endowment, it's going to start considerably higher

ouch

oof

We buy puts!

Burn baby burn, burn baby burn

You're projecting your wannabe gayness.

maybe i was getting him mixed up with your dads

I see your absolute guarantee and raise you tree fiddy and twelve tendies.

Okay I’ll sell you calls

she's been around the block

She’s been around the cock FTFY

And what do you do?

Probably cold calls old people to sell high speed dial up internet for the mlm that's gonna make him his first 20 thousand

They take offense to the idea of people being employed.

Yeah, cuz work’s not fun, yo!

Kid at work casually mentioned that he trades on Robinhood and that he wants 'to get Musky' with Tesla stocks. I just chuckled and told him that he needs to keep me updated on the reg.

Wtf is a chuckle

The ONLY bad thing could be the tariffs but it sounds like they won’t affect much. Should see a good pop this morning during/post call.

anyone on the call? it just mooned again

My bodies ready

How many bodies would you say you have?

Famous last words.

V ain't going nowhere. It's a monopoly. They will beat earnings unless AMEX / MA pull a miracle.

Why?

Dip in on the friday dip bro.

You must be new here.

No. Just dumb.

Wtf... why is it still being pumped. The tencent deal?

i have no idea

Enron?

Papa Elon? $TSLA puts?

Could be, but if you look at the weekly downside seems more likely.

Yea weekly looks chopped 😂

Daddy musk 🍰

Elon Kilmer

Thanks! It's worth it to spend the $25 on a book and learn how to manage the positions and what to look for in terms of profit, risk, spread width, etc. TW has a lot of good videos too if you can get over the people presenting.

I’ve been listening to a lot of Options Alpha and it seems to be quality stuff. They definitely follow a strict system.

Fuck that, I'll just drive five minutes and eat at the country club. Annoying fucks aren't getting extra for treating me like a peasant

If you're trying to brag about having dinner at a country club, yet you can't even get the pizza delivery guy to come to your home we can all assume you are indeed a peasant.

I saw a picture of him a couple of minutes ago. I have not heard anything but he looks like he's using vast amounts of drugs. Fucker might even be lurking in wsb

A buddy of my works at their corporate HQ and said he drives around in a golf cart with a keg in tow giving beer to people sometimes.

How do people deal with the commissions?

Probably by making trades that make you money. I wouldn't know though I just lose money on RH.

I was gonna, but then I went balls deep on nvda 1.5 years ago instead

So what color is your yacht?

Fuck I’m so nervous for dude. Not looking great so far!

Honestly if I was playing FD I'll cash out right away at 15% gain on a 20k bet.

any moment bro

$41.50 is support.

Well my USO calls are worthless.

When do they expire? Oil is still on the way up! Just a short term pullback

You can't read worth of shit. And you obviously don't know how wsb works at all. Imbecile

You sound like a fat pice of shit.

Accepted is the last step, welcome home son.

Thanks dad!

Down $2.50. I seriously would be concerned holding thru earnings. A drop would make it safe buy again but all just my .02 brah.

bro, it's all about percentages, not dollars. it's a 400 dollar stock, 2.50 is nothing. it's down literally a fraction of 1 single percentage point.

Nah. Naivety is more like it

I’d hold onto it. They own LARGE oil and gas reserves