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S&P down .73% now. Look what you did. | Shit | |
I guarantee you they prefer the circus show than anything real. There has to be a real critical mass of 401k losses for them to realize they've been fucked and even then they'll just blame Chyyyna for it. | I agree. Just like the Venezuelans blaming US right now | |
Yes, you have to stick to a plan. The reasoning is because others have pointed out here, it works until it doesn't. And when it doesn't you need to be able to figure out why. And you can't figure out why if you're not following a system. You also need to be open to change. When people with a system that works stops working, the worst thing you can do is keep trying the same pattern. This is how you blow up your account. That's the reason I started with XLK covered calls. Good luck to you! | So was that AMZN weekly the cause for that $3k p/l gain in one day? | |
I cant remember exact number but was around 120-150 contracts. | This is gold | |
I don't fuck with the giant Netflix with puts but it hit like 419, close to ath, and I've held calls waiting for the second pop, sooo I decided to do the opposite of my retarded usual self | Nice. I bought calls sold high and bought when it dipped. Too bad it kept dipping | |
I will stick with What I’m comfortable with. After option, down in individual stock is nothing. | Sell options against your dividend positions. There you go. | |
don't forget the sub you're in. This is 100% acceptable response and is welcome here. | We say it out of excitement instead of concern | |
But the entire Chinese economy IS heading lower. Chinese composite index is down 20% of the past years ATH. | By lower do you mean it’s only going to be double the US GDP growth rate instead of triple? | |
Okay, is that where the superstition came from? Show me 2018 then. | ||
r e v e n u e g r o w t h | uh WB and YY both have insane revenue growth (like 40%+ YoY). guess you didnt even google them? | |
Thats why I chose decemeber 150's for my QQQ bear play. Maybe the 4th rate hike will do it, maybe the mid term elections, or trade war escalation. Who knows. But at $2 a pop right now, i'll gladly pay the premium and hope the market goes to shit. | I have QQQ calls lmao | |
Tomorrow | DD? | |
Well, I appreciate the help man. It all worked out. I took some gains and walked away unscathed | Nice... someone who knows when to take a profit and run | |
I would rather buy lotto tickets than bet on shld | No shit, your odds are better in lotto. | |
FLUGLE! | Can you use it in a sentence? | |
You playing straight puts/verticals or preparing for a rebound? | I am buying both next expiration puts and calls since they are relatively cheap compare to the moves it had last few days. | |
Yeah I love it. Make sure you download active trader pro. Trading through the website is gay. If you have any specific questions about them feel free to ask I might be able to answer | I think most people in this sub would prefer trading through the website then. Thanks for the heads up! | |
I know, it's fucking retarded, always tomorrow. Puts dont expire till Friday | We rallying, dumbass | |
Im glad you are disappointed papi👌 | I think you have this English thing down | |
Beets | Battlestar Galactica | |
Super simple: Bonds & Equities have strong negative correlation in the short term, no discernible correlation long-term. Nuff said. | There is a record short bet against treasuries. When Trump administration announced additional tariffs worth $200b, treasuries went sinking. They take effect August 15-20. This could result in one of the largest short squeezes you will lay eyes on in the bond market. There are 3x leveraged ETF for non big-dogs to get exposure. | |
Ah yes, the other FD that I love so much. | Ha I always think that when I see FD | |
It was $30,500 | Serious! $30,500?! Jeesus. You do belong on this sub. | |
man when and what calls were u buying? | I had 20 of the $50c expiring next week. Bought yesterday. | |
thats not fixing flints water but ok | Boring, boneheaded details are not cool. | |
# MeToo | You forgot the pound sign. | |
9/21 $32. 🤷🏻♂️ | Those are dead as fuck | |
Are you kidding me you don't know what a potato is? | It’s not his fault. He can’t afford anything more than ramen after the 9th Recession this year | |
I said that past 2 month and finally quitting | See you tomorrow dog. They say don’t try heroin but nobody ever warns you about the faggy D’s | |
Yeah but that’s A lot of work and a lot of risk. My “job” rn is to basically manage and trade for one of my family’s funds. Push money around and I live a comfortable life supported while I grow wealth with little investment of my own. | nvm wish I could do that. | |
I like money. | So, what are you doing here then? | |
No it’s free don’t tell too many people about it. Get as much as you can while the getting is good. | I love this place | |
Bro it's better ingredients AND better pizza. Buy low, buy high, buy Papa. | They use soybean oil in everything - worst for you/ cheapest oil you can use | |
Already done. We close red tomorrow. It is Thursday after all. | Well that’s not a jinx that’s just tradition | |
My plan was to do the same but it's not going nearly as well as my 8-17 $50 AA calls I snapped up today on the dip. | Nice good luck with those i dont understand options at all yet how much profit do you make if the stock price hasn't even reached 50 yet that always stumps me | |
What happened in 2005? | Nothing. That’s the point. | |
His portfolio looks like a chinese phone book | So, just full of wangs? | |
That say it can’t be done | Dan halen is that you | |
So should I buy more or sell my moral panic FD's? Plz respond | I would stay long moral panic for now but the cycle is nearing its peak so plan an exit. | |
They could hit a lower amount with higher rates, agree that they're unlikely to go tit-for-tat though. | If they do, they know Trump's just going to hot 'em right back with higher and higher tarrifs. They'll probably do it anyway, tho. | |
Just say no homo you still have time | No | |
KFC A&W combo ftw | Zaxbys tho | |
Sell options against your dividend positions. There you go. | Sell call options until you get them called away then sell puts until you get assigned, rinse and repeat | |
Some people prefer to stick to their beliefs even if it costs them money. You can’t put a price on satisfaction with who you are. | yeah, some people, but not many | |
Dude is literally the face of Papa John's. By acting like an idiot he basically allowed that shit. | I’m gonna need to see some proof that Papa John is the face of Papa John’s | |
Time to short that lil nigga $papa | Nah this nigga gonna grow up without john around no more. | |
I do it | Everyone I know does it. What color is your lambo? | |
Lmao some Japanese soccer player said basically this on Twitter but unironically. Some people actually think he saved all those kids. | Incredible pr move tbh. Not like anyone reads articles. They're just going to remember seeing the headline 'musk to build submarine to save Thai boys' and that's all they need. | |
Figger Nagget | Shniggie | |
My account isn’t valuable enough for me to say that yet. Only been at it for less than a year. | Git gud | |
But they aren't unlimited! | Hmm, I've been crunching the numbers for the last few hours, and it looks like this is a great deal. Even if they're just serving Wal-Mart Tyson Foods tendies, you'd only need two refills to break even, and they're probably at least 2-3x higher quality than that | |
Have made a profit? | Fake news. He entered the RobinHood cheat code. | |
I love seeing the negative dollars | Future mod | |
You can tell right when you started! My chart looks like that too except without the recovery part | Yup steady graph and suddenly shit goes down and skyrocketing. It will be steady from now on. | |
Day trading SPY calls is real fun in small positions. Sucks that I can't do it more else PDT | It's fun to play option call with SPY. it's easy to liquidate too. But not fun when you lose money. :( | |
nigga it's Wednesday | Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America. | |
Whatever your life’s work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better. | Is this a bot that just replies with MLK quotes to people saying nigger? Lmao | |
Honestly if I was playing FD I'll cash out right away at 15% gain on a 20k bet. | Right? Profits are profits, no matter how small. | |
You forgot the pound sign. | Actually, he forgot the backslash | |
They started a witchhunt and caught everyone in the village doing everything except witchcraft, you mean. | Big surprise that the guy making multiple comments about how Papa John said nothing wrong and everyone shouldnt be upset that used a racial slur in a conference call is also suckling at the Trump teat. Shhhhhhhhhhhocking | |
As a Californian, it is night and day. Your palate isn’t as developed; it’s a byproduct of poor Mexican food education systems on the east cost. Not your fault buddy, not your fault 😭 | Possibly.... | |
I suppose it depends on how you define contribute but I understand and can agree with what you’re saying | Finding common ground on WSB? | |
They are doing a 250 to 1 reverse split | Ahh, that makes sense. How does that affect options? Any idea? | |
Wheel n deal | Run n gun | |
Gotcha thanks. That dividend yield looks too juicy to ignore. | Yeah I couldn’t ignore too. I personally bought 100 shares with that gains recently. Merge with Time Warner should be good move in the future. | |
From my understanding, yes. Could be wrong. Ask the guy above | Advanced analytics folks aren't really considered IT. The IT folks set up the infrastructure for these types of simulations but it is usually the data science folks who code it. | |
This should be upvoted way more. The tax advantages are YUGE | Can you share a little bit of info here? Are they taxed a different rate? | |
You can have a best guess with a shit confidence interval | Yeah we don't know how many of their simulation picked Brazil or Germany. Soccer is high variance game played in single elimination brackets. I'd assume that most Markov chain Monte Carlo simulations won't have the best team win. These aren't NBA best of 7s. It's literally much easier to predict a high earning stock than the winner of the world cup. | |
Reminder, youre an idiot | >ReMINDer, well played | |
all my trades are going against me right now but in particular on one ticker i bought calls 12 months out, and i'm down about 50% pretty quickly. only 10% otm or so, but this stock doesn't like to move usually. anyway this morning i was starting to think about what moves I can make to adjust. | if you've still got that long to expiry and still believe in your strike but don't see it moving anytime soon use your leap as cover to to sell faggy d's and collect premium to make up for your loss instead of just holding and continuing to get your ass ripped out. I don't know what stonk you're talking about though so be careful if it just had a quick drop and is going to recover just as fast this is a good way to cuck yourself. | |
This guy lambos | Hi Lambo, I'm game theory. | |
think he had like a 700k kill last year | Oh wait this dude had like a 200k HUYA yolo. Yeah dude's playing with diff amount of money heh. | |
come on aboard, we are up 1.7% pre market | Wow this is beautiful. | |
Weak Hands | Tiny hands. | |
Honestly, I thought about PZZA. The huge drop seems to be immediately because of Papa Johns dumb statements it could be recoverable, at least to where it was a few days ago. | The dude resigned today, stock shot up | |
Poor mothers apparently. We recieved it after donating a bunch of kids clothes and toys. | Can feed a lot more with $25 cash than $25 Applebee’s gift card | |
Former Michigander here. Flints lead problem was a very neccesary bit of natural selection and if they havnt fixed it by now, even more so. Im really sad hes wasting his time fixing this instead of a real issue. | the fuck is this social darwinism, racist bullshit | |
Idk why i keep buying TEVA calls, they keep burning my ass | Yep. They've been sideways for more than a month. They absolutely do not want to break out of the mid $23 range. | |
Nah, hind sight is 2020, could have gone the other way and you'd be singing a different song | Stonks go up, stonks go down. You can't explain that. | |
*remplace I'm not grammar nazi just helping | Sure, just a grammar collaborator. | |
Ohh I totally agree, the question was 'why are people shitting on him' and I offered a slight reason. From a shareholder standpoint, in any company, halting operations to create something that cost a lot of money, to find out it was 'useless' would cause shareholders to be upset. I don't hate Musk at all, I was saying there is a reason that people are shitting on him. | I don't think any of the people shitting are him are doing because they are shareholders mad he spent money trying to save Thai kids. | |
You mean investors. I haven't seen any evidence that spaceX is traded internally. | Private companies can still have shares even though they aren't traded. Therefore, calling them shareholders is still correct. | |
solid DD would invest again | fucking lucky ass | |
Fair enough man, good luck to ya though. | WELP | |
What are you thinking today? That little jump came the way I was hoping, but debating pressing my luck and riding until 140. | I have (had) 34, so I'm taking profits on the way up and letting some ride. | |
Sold house and yolo'd, now what? | Start lookin for a yacht | |
up 60% boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. theta is for math class only | Lol good on you man im happy for you but remember just because it worked once doesnt make it the play to make statistically over time. Trade smarter than wsb and make that money. | |
You got the $45 calls? I'm surprised those didn't hit your limit this morning when it popped up to $45.30. Unless you didn't have it set yet? Very real chance this hits $46 tomorrow if Trump doesn't shit on us with tariff tweets before then. Hold it until tomorrow, if there's another morning pop, that's the time to let it go. | Set my limit at 1 | |
lmaooooo july 20 | So far so good. I’m not mad. Was it a wild choice based solely on emotion and fomo? Bet your ass it was. Will it work out? Guess we’ll find out once Prime Day happens. | |
depends, I don't really believe in max pain pinning but it seems to happen a lot with BAC and I like where it is on 8/17 right now. If we don't get into mid/high 29's I'll probably hold through ER | I have a $28c and $31c for Sept 18. Holding through earnings and hoping for a quick spike to unload. Best of luck to ya | |
Wow.. yes.. are you guys from robinhood?? I'm holding $8300 of $TVIX.. | Boy, are you dense!? | |
ya i am almost certainly going to lose this money | Next time I'll just send you my banks account and routing number and you can just send it my way. | |
Amazon has a couple of failures such as firephone and amazon pay but aws alone is probably worth 300billion. | Firephone was a failure true, but most of the tech and engineering that transferred directly over to the fire tablets which is making them plenty of money. | |
wait what? $MCD has an app? I have 2 apps. Calculator and Reddit | Yes with a $1 deal sandwich you can use daily. I get the grilled artisan chicken sandwich (reg 4.69) which is only 160 cal without the bun 😜 | |
Good job, next time use more money | What he made $1k and he’s running in here with a boner, flopping his dick on the table? This should be ban worthy. | |
Just above my break even, whatever that was. Jumped out a bit too early. | Yeah. I still think it’s a good deal but I’m not in it any more. Good luck on this one. | |
You are right, this is a support group. Support group for men who like to blow each other and occasionally lose money in the stock market. Unless you plan to blow one of us, you should do your own DD. | Oh man I was so obviously joking. Usually WSB members understand this type of stupid humour but I suppose it’s gone downhill lately | |
Private companies can still have shares even though they aren't traded. Therefore, calling them shareholders is still correct. | I understand that, my company has an ESOP. They can as an s or c corporation, but I haven't seen that info. | |
Looking for anything over 210 today, likely I'll hold overnight because short lockup but if we do see 210+ I'll sell | just got out with tendies in hand, going to buy more if it dips further | |
When it hits $0. Guaranteed. | Well Facebook stock is currently at an all-time high so I doubt that is happening soon |
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