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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? | Nothing, she's been told twice | |
not as effective when its another minority saying it | this is good TA, thanks | |
Given how low volume was yesterday (and today, so far), that sounds plausible. What do you expect their decisions will be? | TSLA to Mars. | |
We actually still do real DD here? | Still? This might be a first. | |
Because a 14% rise in one day will correct itself. It's still shitty pizza. | I’d be buying puts too if IV on those faggies wasn’t stupidly high. No way they end tomorrow in the green. | |
NATE SILVER SAID NO ONE WOULD WIN | *Triggers election flashbacks* | |
yessir up 60%. i dont have enough cash for some rn :(. u gonna sell em or hold until ER im getting nervy | I'm gonna sell some and hold some. Depending on tomorrows numbers if I hold thru weekend | |
Bought right at the tip? Making this sub proud. I'm right there with you though. Been averaging down and praying to the tendie gods the past couple weeks. | yup converted a decent profit from AMD calls into IQ at peak. | |
that's smart, im sure there will be a dip on earnings, briefly. thats the theme with killer earnings this year. my V at +77% now. now i'm fighting the FOMO urge to average UP lol. | I hear you, just trying to stay disciplined honestly. Still holding 14 contracts of my original 34, the previous 20 were already ~$10k profit. | |
No shit good job making money man. My dumb ass is down 75% since starting this whole thing. Now I need to decide if I'm putting more in to try to make more a little more sensibly, or just take my 25 cents on the dollar and go home. | Maybe do some more homework then reassess. | |
Stocks go up, stocks go down. You can't explain that. | Sometimes you think it don't be like it is, but it do. | |
Muh decentralization | BENKS R EVUL | |
I hope you held that $UXIN brother, 8.8%+ today. | Holding til it gets investigated by SEC fraud. YOLO amirite? | |
Honestly they'd be much better off if we liberated their commie asses. Yes it would be painful at first but I'm sure people would stop complaining about how their uncle got lit up by a predator drone once the first McDonald's opens up and the iPhones start coming in. | Active in bestgunnit; checks out. | |
Would also like to hear how you get >1 kid to nap simultaneously. The holy grail. | My secret is put them down now. It’s Mountian Time and they have been up since 0600, I put them down tired as heck. | |
And we need to listen to the opposite of what he says | Nah what he says is based on who he’s interviewing so it’s random | |
*IHOB | It doesn't really matter what they're called as long as they serve tendies. | |
Broadconn | Brawdkalm | |
Ahh, that makes sense. How does that affect options? Any idea? | Pls hlp. | |
Lol not at all Belgium outplayed Brazil and then defended their two goal lead for the rest of the game. If they didn't score earlier they would not try to park the bus hence all these 'almost' moments wouldn't even have occurred. | Right. They had two shots on target, and Brazil missed a shit ton of sitters. Courteous had a monster of a game, and without that, they would have lost. Miranda kept lukaku in his pocket all game, and there was an uncalled penalty, and an unlucky own goal. Brazil dominated by practically every metric, we’re just unlucky in front of goal. Idk how you see Belgium having outplayed Brazil at all. | |
Don’t know, what wha your percent gain yesterday. Gotta go by percent because I don’t have as much money as you. https://i.imgur.com/7TdluJc.jpg | well it looks like he turned $4100 into just shy of $22000. Im not very good at math but im like 70% sure that is more than a 70.30% gain | |
What makes you think this is a bit near ATH? Genuinely curious | Just look at all the media companies trying to buy their way into the steaming game. People are comfortable with Netflix, first mover advantage and content is king here ( like all tablets are referred to as iPads) | |
Why do you two like WFC? | we gay | |
I don’t know if I can take this sub seriously | What are you trying to say | |
_T is reaching for his twitter app..._ | Papa John is reaching for his whip... | |
True. It is fast. You cant just go any where with a 1 hour lunch break. | True. A classy establishment like Applebees is reserved for the Illuminati | |
Me irl. Got caught in a meeting so looks like I'm holding my 10 MSFT and FB calls into tmo. Luckily theyre octobers so Theta wont ream me as much as its going to ream you but I need agent orange to staay off twitter. | Why not hold the FB options? You planning to buy back in after earnings? | |
Ended the day NOT RED! Guess its time to double down! | I’m freeing up cash for the next dip. | |
Imagine your stock grant now lmao. | Oh I know, but the FOMO position I took on AMZN at LTCG rates covers off on 2/3 of the excess gains I would have seen to net pay above my target four year comp. So I didn't lose out on much. And the company I went to exited with a nice options payout. So it all worked out. | |
So not like musk at all? | Bizarro musk | |
Sounds like you don't need a 2nd job. | No I don’t need it. But I’d like even more disposable income | |
well calls from this morning made 1000%+ | God damn. This was such an obvious play after seeing that dip yesterday, but I pussied out. | |
I hope you get paid extra for that. | That’s what salaries are for. Work a relaxed 30-ish hours a week for a few weeks then work then when a disaster or crunch time strikes you work a 60+ hour week to get things running again. | |
Lmfao. Yes, I paid it off on Tuesday. I’m doing a ama soon | Oh shit I looked at your username and realized its Chris 'To Catch A Margin Call' Olson again! | |
G | Goodbye! | |
I think I should forget about selling my shares for the next year. | Right there with you. I’m not all in but I’m in deep. SQ! | |
This was only $335 | That’s amazing... good buy man | |
Like a woman but with the power of a man | So a dwarf woman? | |
Yes. He totally daps all the time. The state of the union. His joint press appearance with Kim Jon Un. G8 summit. | Gr8 b8 m8 | |
i hope you sold already... i truly do. SPX and NQ are both ripping and you're betting against the general market and a seriously strong ticker that hit a speed bump that big money utilized to temporarily drag down the price right before, what is expected to be, a very strong earnings report... if not... please set a stop at 33%! | Don’t be such a pussy | |
230 December | Appreciate the response | |
My $29 calls expire tomorrow. I'm seriously considering rolling them over to next week. | sold mine today and picked up 8/3 30.00’s on one of the dips. overall pretty green on BAC this week, but the next few trading days are make or break on this little party for me | |
Or maybe they just don't know enough about football to begin with. Anyone who is a fan is well-aware the only statistic that matters is 'goals'. Possession, passes, cards, goal attempts, they all show a bigger picture of how the game was played, but not who won. Football isn't baseball. | im sure they said baseball was only about hits/runs at some point | |
Allo is better but no one uses it. That's more Google's incoherent messaging strategy though. | You mean having 7 messaging apps is confusing as fuck to consumers? I'll be damned. | |
you used to be able to work on exchanges without one of those stupid degree things but computers totally ruined that career path, I know a lot of people that made millions a year now workin shit ass jobs to make ends meet, but now you need a masters in business or IT to even get an interview | masters in IT lul | |
There are infinite objectively good decisions in poker. Every hand has an objectively good decision if you know what everyone’s cards are. But yeah AA is easy to explain to people. | Yeah but you don't know what other people cards are and all in AA pre flop is the only situation where what other people's cards are don't matter. | |
exactly! In other words, China doesn't have the upper hand in this case. They will lose no matter what! | He can indeed. | |
Boy, are you dense!? | It’s just Mel Gibson in a tin foil hat.. he’s immune to losses | |
What he made $1k and he’s running in here with a boner, flopping his dick on the table? This should be ban worthy. | 1k in Cucknadian money? That's like five freedom bucks. | |
Tell your Uncle netflix original shows sucks balls | He’s in the movie department, not the show department | |
can't get an email if you delete your account | Used to work in IT. Can confirm. | |
I could see getting back into video games in my 30s once everything is more settled down but theres too much shit going on in your 20s to make any room for it idk maybe its just me | This is even more retarded than your trades. Unless your friends are a bunch of edgy hipsters or virgins, your gaming is not gonna increase. Or by settled down you mean resigned to neethood. | |
No way they added more users. | won't people continue being satisfied with their subscription as long as new stuff keeps coming to netflix? | |
Never get high on your own supply | Such wise words. CNBC needs you | |
Still? This might be a first. | What about the twitter one | |
No fees, either they’re so poor that a 5-10 dollar fee digs into their profits or they’re cheap as fuck, also some use TOS for the tools and buy on robin hood to avoid fees. So mostly that they’re cheap or poor | also the simplicity of UI. | |
Well aware. | Ok just checking | |
New Sincerity/metamodernism is the newest thing | Infinite Jest was so prescient | |
Mm I bet you're super fun to be around, what with your saving all these poor ignorant fools from their lives of ignorance. I am truly blessed on the glorious day. | Better than someone who isn't capable of understanding new information. This is WSB, maybe try being autistic instead of retarded | |
well now I know your secret and I'm gonna get an sql db thing and start my OWN service called marketbabydaddy and I will RUIN you | Savageeee | |
Just made a shit ton on UA calls from yesterday. I expect good earnings and guidance. Traffic report came out yesterday, good loads, good guidance. They laid out a growth plan in January and got hammered-but they’re sticking to it and showing success. | Do you mean UAL? | |
You fuckin liar. You constantly reenact the hooker scene where she pulls the candle out of his ass. | SO! | |
ill loan u my student loans to sell and when u feel the balance has dropped far enough buy em back and return em to me | This guy robinhoods | |
Can you trade at your job at least? I always try to find some time at mine to do it. | I’m able too. I can’t really do much DD. I plan out my trades and take a few minutes to “do work on my phone” when I can. | |
Please tell me you did | Nah I didn't | |
Dear sir, we tried contacting you at your email address: [yourgayasfuckifyouactuallytypethisandtrytoemailme@gmail.com](mailto:yourgayasfuckifyouactuallytypethisandtrytoemailme@gmail.com) | You're\* | |
lamo | rofl | |
Sounds like the perfect set up tbh, almost 100% of the time I buy options they plummet for weeks straight after. If I could somehow buy 30 days after my original desire to purchase I’d always get the bottom.. | Can you post your trade 30 days later? | |
This isn't true and is against the law in most jurisdictions, not to mention technically infeasible. Reddit needs to calm down about this | Wikileaks CIA file leaks shows that Samsung products DO do this... | |
that's why the name is so genius. | Should be hoodinrob | |
sorry about the layoff but +1 to lack of pants. now you're truly free. | Needs more stress sponsored drinking. | |
Small if like my dik | Average if like my life | |
if only the deal didnt include cnn... | I look forward to Wolf Blitzer telling me all about how Avengers 17 was so awesome that it made him pee his grandkid's pants. | |
Which is a partial truth. The American work ethic exceeds many parts of Europe. | If you have no problem working overtime with minimal pay, pretty much no vacation and a shitty insurance, then okay, you got better work ethic, just not one I'd want. | |
damn if I was 'tarded and had a shit ton of debt this would sound like a really good idea. | Halfway there | |
Yep, not sorry. It's fucking exhausting trying to give a shit about it how a company makes money. | This is how VRX happens | |
This fucking sub... | i think the overall age of it goes down every passing day | |
supply demand curve tho, more inventory | ...which is good for TSLA. | |
I might in a couple days (this weekend)! | Cool, would give me something to do this weekend. | |
I bought 104 7/27 puts. | May the best man come out on top this morning. | |
Delta stock doesn’t usually bounce up and down like UAL does. Plus UA put a growth plan in place that is working -I except solid earnings (despite what BS motley fool wants you to believe—-they’re long DAL) | Username checks out, going all in. | |
Maybe do some more homework then reassess. | I was told acquiring tendies would be easy. ^^/s | |
That insulting feel when the bid is 0.01 | That just means I should buy 250 contracts, right? | |
Oh nice man | I get a lot of enjoyment out of this community so I figure it’s good to give back | |
Im also gay | But do you have THREE extra chromosomes like I do? | |
I’m freeing up cash for the next dip. | 1 Day Later.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZVGKG30s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZVGKG30s) | |
Infinite Jest was so prescient | Johnny Gentle is Trump prove me wrong | |
Take out a $20K bank loan and go all-in | I see nothing wrong with this plan | |
Autism spoke. | And we listened. | |
Might be, I'm not really educated in that matter. I just see people here on reddit complain how they can't take their vacation, how they are employed-at-will and can be fired anytime, how medical bills force them to work two jobs and everytime I think I'm happy to be born into Europe. | Oh for sure man. It’s not like most people are happy about the way it is lol. But they do it efficiently. It’s really the pinnacle of capitalism. | |
You said what :)? | Prime Now -> 12 pack KY | |
The weird chicks are worth it tho. | More big tiddy goth gfs per capita. Easily drives prices higher | |
Spent all night making this shit instead of doing my typical DDs on fucking Brazil not going BK, appreciate the love fam | Nanny is from Brazil, can confirm broke. | |
I believe they will demolish earnings / sub growth. I also believe Deutsche Bank is s joke. | I sold. Biggest loss yet. Took away my whole week of earnings. Ugh. | |
Thanks man...I did tag it as DD. But it's many times better than others I've seen tagged as DD. I'll try submitting it with no flair. | penny stock with no volume | |
Those are for fleet vehicle a only, so rentals & company cars. | I just figured since Robinhood's color scheme was red it they would get the plates to match. | |
Im still on for my tattoo if MU hits $65 in 2 weeks. | Lol if MU hits 65 in 2 weeks, I'll move to Idaho to get an apprenticeship with Sanjay | |
O | Z | |
Thanks bby, will consider your advice | Taking BMW advice from the guy who drives a civic, good choice. | |
I have 10 $110c expiring jul 20 so I’m ready for my deluxe chicken tenders for lunch | Looser, looser, no chicken tendies dinner |
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