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Spend five years in prison, but return to your old life with no ill consequences.
720,845
Never go to prison, but move every year for the rest of your life.
594,620
Be able to control/talk to machines
407,066
Be able to produce an unlimited amount electricity
825,402
Have sex with your mom
87,680
Have sex with a group of little boys
117,446
Have sex with your mom
85,909
Have sex with a group of little boys
115,961
Feel like you have to sneeze all the time
608,828
Feel like you're about to fall all the time
606,767
Have a 5 year, absurdly sexual relationship with Clay Aiken
106,963
Have a one night stand with Clay Aiken, professionally video taped, and released via a major porn distributor
91,810
Be permanently mute
644,859
Amputate one of your arms
573,718
Be able to kill anyone by writing their name in a notebook
316,332
Be able to heal anyone of any injury/illness, or revive the dead via a kiss
952,509
Live in a foreign city and not know the language
842,146
Live on an island, alone
389,266
Not wear shoes for the rest of your life
737,135
Not drive a car for the rest of your life
513,443
Be a virgin for the rest of your life
169,297
Have AIDS until the day you die
74,512
Have a one inch penis
159,266
Have penile cancer
68,759
Be able to speak every language in the world fluently
600,534
Be the best in the world in one category of your choosing
639,711
Wear nothing but jeans
721,459
Wear nothing but shorts
546,763
Live in a library, where books are your only form of entertainment
716,225
Live in a prison cell, where you have access to any channel on TV
512,693
Have to live Adolf Hitler's Life
478,792
Have to live Joseph Stalin's Life
673,422
Be deaf
584,898
Be Amish
616,670
Find $1
767,650
Read a book
547,897
Have sex with a fat ugly person
145,424
Have sex with a hot person that has an STD
96,409
Be handcuffed to your worst enemy for life
854,441
Be separated from your entire family for life
361,676
Drink the same thing
1,037,339
Eat the same meal
222,354
Non-stop peeing for the rest of your life
489,740
Non-stop crying for the rest of your life
741,252
Be Buddhist
732,085
Be Jewish
451,257
Be killed by Jason (Friday 13th)
574,801
Be killed by ghostface (Scream)
541,272
Chill With Eminem
847,999
Chill With Jay-Z
349,831
Be a high school or below teacher
347,279
Be a college professor
888,182
Have your best friend be a girl
671,955
Have your best friend be a guy
589,818
Fight Voldemort
857,015
Fight Freddy Krueger
350,519
Burn your family to death
50,818
Nuke your hometown with all your friends in it
179,518
Have your testicles crushed
123,225
Have your eyes gouged out
63,035
Be a dinosaur
835,290
Be a narwhal
408,732
Eat a quarter
378,022
Eat Chapstick
822,047
Play for the Red Sox
375,106
Play for the Yankees
693,309
Never be able to look in the mirror again
442,694
Always get dressed in complete darkness
781,383
Fight 100 third graders, one at a time
949,615
Fight 50 third graders at the same time
296,397
Be a Devil
219,024
Be a God
1,050,058
Be forced to listen to Justin Bieber sing live
136,175
Have a cute person of the other gender fart in your face for the equal amount of time
113,498
Have both sets of genitals
79,838
Become the other gender
162,033
Arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns
643,274
Arm yourself with the most powerful Super Soakers
559,363
Lick peanut butter off of a hobo's foot
275,580
Lose 250 dollars in the stock market
934,661
Be a ghost
815,738
Be a demon
449,776
Have it always be day
733,826
Have it always be night
530,454
Live poor with Jesus Christ, then go to Heaven
907,660
Live richly with Satan, then go to Hell
326,110
Die slowly but not much pain
937,583
Die fast with a lot of pain
315,312
Hug a Panda
913,298
Hug a Polar Bear
366,757
Smash a computer with a baseball bat
579,191
Smash a guitar on the floor
662,999
Own a lightsaber
293,113
Know the ways of the force
948,768
Never be able to eat Chipotle again
1,000,076
Never eat dessert again
211,893
Watch an uninterrupted WNBA double header
394,870
Listen to an entire Nickleback CD in one sitting
675,672
Be a slave in the pre-Civil War south
728,020
Be a slave in Ancient Egypt
424,189
Have a Pinocchio nose
579,937
Have Dumbo ears
611,003
Have to wear a Barney costume for the rest of your life
489,542
Have to eat a bowl of cereal and mustard every morning
678,833
Become a Spartan (Halo)
905,410
Become a Cog (Gears of War)
186,583
Be allergic to sugar
390,368
Be forced to wear ponchos 24/7
843,677
Have a massive head compared to your body
442,276
Always have a bowl cut
711,993
Watch the sad SPCA comercial over and over
313,583
Watch bad workout infomercials over and over
737,117
Be a professional skier
268,495
Be a professional snowboarder
928,068
Take 3 shots of dip (tobacco) spit
424,422
Take 3 shots of dirty bong water
627,286
Only be able to meow yet live nine lives
337,288
Be able to talk and live once
891,847
Light your hands on fire for a minute
440,857
Light your feet on fire for a minute
760,656
Start every sentence with "if"
688,786
Start every sentence with "but"
471,148
Say YES (or similar words) to everything
863,592
Say NO (or similar words) to everything
341,781
Have an urge to poop for a full day in a small room alone
154,219
Have an erection with your mom in a small room
78,570
Be sent into space without enough oxygen
822,876
Be thrown naked into a pit of deadly scorpions
385,176
Be a Hippie
602,046
Be a Gangsta
645,100
Fight Spock
503,877
Fight Kirk
549,303
Lose an eye and a hand
400,971
Lose a leg and an ear
786,764
Live in a penthouse in L.A.
755,529
Live in a townhouse in London
456,136
Have ice breath
666,884
Have fire breath
609,537
Have all your limbs cut off by a very dull butter knife
175,679
Have to go to every single local WNBA game for the rest of your life
975,765
Live with no electronics
836,170
Live with no friends
429,120
Have sex with two transvestites
171,079
Have sex with a dog
57,980
Fight Cybermen
597,845
Fight Daleks
372,861
Drive a smart car
552,491
Drive a Lamborghini and fill up 4 times a week
676,150
Have a pet monkey
742,305
Have a talking parrot
502,472
Live in a Toyota Prius
682,362
Live in your bathroom for the rest of your life
500,795
Be stranded alone
415,624
Be stranded with someone that you hate
820,926
Be naked all the time
728,659
Never leave your house/apartment
509,633
Smoke pot with Batman
157,509
Smoke pot with Spiderman
91,059
Get 4 hours of sleep per night
509,679
Get 15 hours of sleep per night
742,852
Be an amazing security guard
853,682
Be a terrible FBI agent
389,811
Slam your penis in the car door once
123,999
Get kicked in the balls every day for two weeks
70,097
Be barefoot for the rest of your life
688,283
Wear Crocks for the rest of your life
532,374
Be really fat
336,027
Be really hairy
887,643
Be addicted to steroids
521,954
Be incredibly frail
600,586
Your piss smells like McDonalds French fries
635,690
Your poop smells like Burger King whopper.
582,870
Have the first dibs every time
535,877
Always have the last laugh
653,610
Eat every meal mixed with Carbonara sauce
497,896
Drink every drink mixed with Four Loco
510,572
Have a huge head and a small neck
776,946
Have a huge neck and a small head
384,201
Get your kidney ripped out
103,915
Get raped by someone you hate
133,646
"Get Funky" with Beyoncé
57,560
"Rock the Casbah" with Megan Fox
159,134
Live in Hyrule
467,515
Live in the Mushroom Kingdom
624,081
Be punched in the face with brass knuckles by Mike Tyson
565,699
Punch a toddler and be seen by thousands of people
612,014
Be fed to a Rancor
504,589
Be fed to a Sarlacc
407,573
Always watch Nicolas Cage movies
629,894
Always watch Owen Wilson movies
484,458
Never eat pizza again
505,009
Never drink another soda
755,918
Be known as a dick for life
136,615
Be known to have a small dick
60,547
Be accomplished and famous, then die at 18
233,276
Be ordinary and die at a reasonable age
994,961
Eat a spoonful of cinnamon
903,580
Snort mustard
257,171
Be awake during spine surgery and hear the bones crunching
339,470
Be awake when they twisted a extremely broken arm back into place
800,040