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Spend five years in prison, but return to your old life with no ill consequences. | 720,845 | Never go to prison, but move every year for the rest of your life. | 594,620 |
Be able to control/talk to machines | 407,066 | Be able to produce an unlimited amount electricity | 825,402 |
Have sex with your mom | 87,680 | Have sex with a group of little boys | 117,446 |
Have sex with your mom | 85,909 | Have sex with a group of little boys | 115,961 |
Feel like you have to sneeze all the time | 608,828 | Feel like you're about to fall all the time | 606,767 |
Have a 5 year, absurdly sexual relationship with Clay Aiken | 106,963 | Have a one night stand with Clay Aiken, professionally video taped, and released via a major porn distributor | 91,810 |
Be permanently mute | 644,859 | Amputate one of your arms | 573,718 |
Be able to kill anyone by writing their name in a notebook | 316,332 | Be able to heal anyone of any injury/illness, or revive the dead via a kiss | 952,509 |
Live in a foreign city and not know the language | 842,146 | Live on an island, alone | 389,266 |
Not wear shoes for the rest of your life | 737,135 | Not drive a car for the rest of your life | 513,443 |
Be a virgin for the rest of your life | 169,297 | Have AIDS until the day you die | 74,512 |
Have a one inch penis | 159,266 | Have penile cancer | 68,759 |
Be able to speak every language in the world fluently | 600,534 | Be the best in the world in one category of your choosing | 639,711 |
Wear nothing but jeans | 721,459 | Wear nothing but shorts | 546,763 |
Live in a library, where books are your only form of entertainment | 716,225 | Live in a prison cell, where you have access to any channel on TV | 512,693 |
Have to live Adolf Hitler's Life | 478,792 | Have to live Joseph Stalin's Life | 673,422 |
Be deaf | 584,898 | Be Amish | 616,670 |
Find $1 | 767,650 | Read a book | 547,897 |
Have sex with a fat ugly person | 145,424 | Have sex with a hot person that has an STD | 96,409 |
Be handcuffed to your worst enemy for life | 854,441 | Be separated from your entire family for life | 361,676 |
Drink the same thing | 1,037,339 | Eat the same meal | 222,354 |
Non-stop peeing for the rest of your life | 489,740 | Non-stop crying for the rest of your life | 741,252 |
Be Buddhist | 732,085 | Be Jewish | 451,257 |
Be killed by Jason (Friday 13th) | 574,801 | Be killed by ghostface (Scream) | 541,272 |
Chill With Eminem | 847,999 | Chill With Jay-Z | 349,831 |
Be a high school or below teacher | 347,279 | Be a college professor | 888,182 |
Have your best friend be a girl | 671,955 | Have your best friend be a guy | 589,818 |
Fight Voldemort | 857,015 | Fight Freddy Krueger | 350,519 |
Burn your family to death | 50,818 | Nuke your hometown with all your friends in it | 179,518 |
Have your testicles crushed | 123,225 | Have your eyes gouged out | 63,035 |
Be a dinosaur | 835,290 | Be a narwhal | 408,732 |
Eat a quarter | 378,022 | Eat Chapstick | 822,047 |
Play for the Red Sox | 375,106 | Play for the Yankees | 693,309 |
Never be able to look in the mirror again | 442,694 | Always get dressed in complete darkness | 781,383 |
Fight 100 third graders, one at a time | 949,615 | Fight 50 third graders at the same time | 296,397 |
Be a Devil | 219,024 | Be a God | 1,050,058 |
Be forced to listen to Justin Bieber sing live | 136,175 | Have a cute person of the other gender fart in your face for the equal amount of time | 113,498 |
Have both sets of genitals | 79,838 | Become the other gender | 162,033 |
Arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns | 643,274 | Arm yourself with the most powerful Super Soakers | 559,363 |
Lick peanut butter off of a hobo's foot | 275,580 | Lose 250 dollars in the stock market | 934,661 |
Be a ghost | 815,738 | Be a demon | 449,776 |
Have it always be day | 733,826 | Have it always be night | 530,454 |
Live poor with Jesus Christ, then go to Heaven | 907,660 | Live richly with Satan, then go to Hell | 326,110 |
Die slowly but not much pain | 937,583 | Die fast with a lot of pain | 315,312 |
Hug a Panda | 913,298 | Hug a Polar Bear | 366,757 |
Smash a computer with a baseball bat | 579,191 | Smash a guitar on the floor | 662,999 |
Own a lightsaber | 293,113 | Know the ways of the force | 948,768 |
Never be able to eat Chipotle again | 1,000,076 | Never eat dessert again | 211,893 |
Watch an uninterrupted WNBA double header | 394,870 | Listen to an entire Nickleback CD in one sitting | 675,672 |
Be a slave in the pre-Civil War south | 728,020 | Be a slave in Ancient Egypt | 424,189 |
Have a Pinocchio nose | 579,937 | Have Dumbo ears | 611,003 |
Have to wear a Barney costume for the rest of your life | 489,542 | Have to eat a bowl of cereal and mustard every morning | 678,833 |
Become a Spartan (Halo) | 905,410 | Become a Cog (Gears of War) | 186,583 |
Be allergic to sugar | 390,368 | Be forced to wear ponchos 24/7 | 843,677 |
Have a massive head compared to your body | 442,276 | Always have a bowl cut | 711,993 |
Watch the sad SPCA comercial over and over | 313,583 | Watch bad workout infomercials over and over | 737,117 |
Be a professional skier | 268,495 | Be a professional snowboarder | 928,068 |
Take 3 shots of dip (tobacco) spit | 424,422 | Take 3 shots of dirty bong water | 627,286 |
Only be able to meow yet live nine lives | 337,288 | Be able to talk and live once | 891,847 |
Light your hands on fire for a minute | 440,857 | Light your feet on fire for a minute | 760,656 |
Start every sentence with "if" | 688,786 | Start every sentence with "but" | 471,148 |
Say YES (or similar words) to everything | 863,592 | Say NO (or similar words) to everything | 341,781 |
Have an urge to poop for a full day in a small room alone | 154,219 | Have an erection with your mom in a small room | 78,570 |
Be sent into space without enough oxygen | 822,876 | Be thrown naked into a pit of deadly scorpions | 385,176 |
Be a Hippie | 602,046 | Be a Gangsta | 645,100 |
Fight Spock | 503,877 | Fight Kirk | 549,303 |
Lose an eye and a hand | 400,971 | Lose a leg and an ear | 786,764 |
Live in a penthouse in L.A. | 755,529 | Live in a townhouse in London | 456,136 |
Have ice breath | 666,884 | Have fire breath | 609,537 |
Have all your limbs cut off by a very dull butter knife | 175,679 | Have to go to every single local WNBA game for the rest of your life | 975,765 |
Live with no electronics | 836,170 | Live with no friends | 429,120 |
Have sex with two transvestites | 171,079 | Have sex with a dog | 57,980 |
Fight Cybermen | 597,845 | Fight Daleks | 372,861 |
Drive a smart car | 552,491 | Drive a Lamborghini and fill up 4 times a week | 676,150 |
Have a pet monkey | 742,305 | Have a talking parrot | 502,472 |
Live in a Toyota Prius | 682,362 | Live in your bathroom for the rest of your life | 500,795 |
Be stranded alone | 415,624 | Be stranded with someone that you hate | 820,926 |
Be naked all the time | 728,659 | Never leave your house/apartment | 509,633 |
Smoke pot with Batman | 157,509 | Smoke pot with Spiderman | 91,059 |
Get 4 hours of sleep per night | 509,679 | Get 15 hours of sleep per night | 742,852 |
Be an amazing security guard | 853,682 | Be a terrible FBI agent | 389,811 |
Slam your penis in the car door once | 123,999 | Get kicked in the balls every day for two weeks | 70,097 |
Be barefoot for the rest of your life | 688,283 | Wear Crocks for the rest of your life | 532,374 |
Be really fat | 336,027 | Be really hairy | 887,643 |
Be addicted to steroids | 521,954 | Be incredibly frail | 600,586 |
Your piss smells like McDonalds French fries | 635,690 | Your poop smells like Burger King whopper. | 582,870 |
Have the first dibs every time | 535,877 | Always have the last laugh | 653,610 |
Eat every meal mixed with Carbonara sauce | 497,896 | Drink every drink mixed with Four Loco | 510,572 |
Have a huge head and a small neck | 776,946 | Have a huge neck and a small head | 384,201 |
Get your kidney ripped out | 103,915 | Get raped by someone you hate | 133,646 |
"Get Funky" with Beyoncé | 57,560 | "Rock the Casbah" with Megan Fox | 159,134 |
Live in Hyrule | 467,515 | Live in the Mushroom Kingdom | 624,081 |
Be punched in the face with brass knuckles by Mike Tyson | 565,699 | Punch a toddler and be seen by thousands of people | 612,014 |
Be fed to a Rancor | 504,589 | Be fed to a Sarlacc | 407,573 |
Always watch Nicolas Cage movies | 629,894 | Always watch Owen Wilson movies | 484,458 |
Never eat pizza again | 505,009 | Never drink another soda | 755,918 |
Be known as a dick for life | 136,615 | Be known to have a small dick | 60,547 |
Be accomplished and famous, then die at 18 | 233,276 | Be ordinary and die at a reasonable age | 994,961 |
Eat a spoonful of cinnamon | 903,580 | Snort mustard | 257,171 |
Be awake during spine surgery and hear the bones crunching | 339,470 | Be awake when they twisted a extremely broken arm back into place | 800,040 |
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