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Bloody Loftus !
Following a party at Loftus ' house , Duncan wakes up in the spare room , naked except for woollen gloves and wellington boots . What has happened here ? As it turns out , those arch-jokers Dick and Paul have struck again . The Chairman of the Board tells Loftus that he is being considered for a knighthood . To boost h...
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Upton In Living Colour !
London Television wants to come to St . Swithins to record an item for a current affairs programme about the state of the N . H . S . Loftus asks Dick and Mike to appear with him . Both are naturally thrilled . But the other students are unhappy about being left out and try to disrupt the proceedings , firstly by paint...
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Upton In Love
Mike Upton asks the attractive Valerie out on a date . They go to a park . Escorting her home , he is invited in for tea . But he has a shock in store - she is Professor Loftus ' daughter . Mrs . Loftus is polite to Upton , while her husband treats him disdainfully . Suddenly , talk of marriage is in the air , and the ...
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The idea for this story . . .
At a lavish showbiz party in the late ' 70's , Roald Dahl approached film producer and television executive Sir John Woolf and made him an offer he could not refuse : " How would you like to make a series out of all my stories ? " . Sir John jumped at the chance . As well as a bestselling writer of children's books , D...
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I always wanted to do that !
Duncan is shocked to find himself overdrawn at the bank . The culprit - one Dick Stuart-Clark , stole Duncan's credit cards while he was drunk . Dick is being threatened by a bookie to whom he owes money . Andy is not exactly solvent either . Acting on a tip off from Gascoigne , the trio volunteer to be guinea pigs at ...
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A Present For Loftus
While researching in the St . Swithins library , Duncan and Dick read in ' Who's Who ' that Loftus has been Professor of Surgery for nearly twenty years . Duncan decides to commemorate the occasion by giving him a special gift . He and Dick pay Lady Loftus a visit . Spotting them leaving his house , he asks his wife wh...
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Is he the peeping tom ?
Their adventures at sea over , Duncan and Dick return to St . Swithins . They are late for the interview as they came across a road accident . Duncan wanted to help , but Dick drove on . Loftus commends Stuart-Clark for doing so . The Board Of Governors does not remember them . Senile Mr . Reeves ( Harold Bennett ) thi...
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Tony Hates Virgins !
Duncan needs to pass a vital exam , which means he has to put in a lot of studying . But Stuart-Clark and MacKenzie lead such active social lives it becomes impossible for Duncan to work . Finding him on the London Underground , Kate takes pity and offers him a room at her flat . He accepts . Her boyfriend Barry shows ...
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Skate and I are going kating !
Duncan is suffering from depression and does not know why , so he goes to see psychiatrist Professor Browning , who advises him to change his lifestyle , to become more ' with it ' . He does so , and his friends are amazed at the change . MacKenzie and Stuart-Clark are so impressed they go to see the Professor themselv...
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On the one hand . . .
For the first time in his life , Duncan Waring is in love and seriously contemplating marriage . But then he and Gascoigne argue over a patient's diagnosis in front of students . Embarrassed , Duncan snaps and calls Kate a ' stupid cow ' . She storms off . So that appears to be that . Depressed , Duncan finds he cannot...
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The Tables Are Turned !
Duncan is in charge of a group of young male students , and plays the clown at every opportunity . He turns the operating theatre into a music hall with a constant barrage of jokes . But the smile vanishes from his face when he finds a gall bladder left over from what was supposed to be a tonsil operation . A terrified...
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Hair Raising !
Mr . Hedges is out with Penny when he notices they are being followed by a strange character in a trench-coat and fedora , and sporting a most unconvincing moustache . It is Frankie , living out his fantasy of being the new Bogart . Abbott begins stalking Potter , and draws swastikas on his greenhouse tomatoes . The ca...
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Frankie Says . . .
At long last , Duffy asks Sharon to go on a date . They go to a posh restaurant where they bump into - surprise , surprise - Mr . Hedges , Mr . Hodges and the rest of the Fenn Street School staff . Meanwhile , Maureen has taken pity on Frankie and agreed to a date . It is a disaster . Frankie is more interested in a pi...
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Casino Capers !
Dave turns the students ' flat into a casino , and puts out leaflets advertising it as such . During a game of cards , Duncan is so hard up he gambles medical books instead of money . The leaflets attract the attention of local gangsters Malcolm ( Bernard Bresslaw ) and The Boss ( John Barcroft ) , and they warn the bo...
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An Outbreak Of Dix !
Fenn Street School's new P . E . teacher is Mr . Gregory Dix , who rules his class with a rod of bamboo . He enforces discipline to such an extent that even the teachers are terrified of him . Vain , arrogant , rude ( he openly sneers at Potter's war record ) , Dix canes anyone who dares disagree with him . Then he pic...
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Wedding Bells For Duncan & Kate ?
Duncan stuns his friends ( as well as Gascoigne ) by announcing his engagement to Kate . Dick sees a golden opportunity to clear his slate at the hospital bar by arranging a wedding reception . Andy does not understand why Duncan should want to get married , seeing how his own marriage has been a disaster . Gascoigne s...
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Like Father , Like Son !
Gascoigne's fabulously wealthy - not to mention insufferably rude and pompous - father is at St . Swithins , being treated for a head injury . He manages to make everyone around him miserable , including Loftus , with whom his wife had once had an affair . He refers to James somewhat disparagingly as ' Florence ' . Stu...
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Art For Art's Sake
Hedges tries to interest 5C in art , and asks each pupil to produce a picture . Most are awful , particularly Duffy's ( of traffic lights ) , Abbott's ( a man hanging from gallows ) , and Dennis's ( of his Auntie Flo - it bears a startling resemblance to the children's T . V . character ' Tivvy ' ) . Mr . Dowling , the...
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You've got a potato in your shoe !
Hedges tries to interest 5C in politics by staging a mock debate in class , but Maureen is totally disinterested . Disillusioned with life , she has taken to dressing like an American hippie , and disrupts class by go-go dancing . She has fallen under the spell of a strange individual called ' Dorian ' , who urges her ...
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Dennis Does A Steptoe !
Its the start of a new school term . Due to a monumental cock-up on Potter's part , none of the classrooms has desks or chairs . Hedges has an even bigger problem - apart from Maureen , 5C has failed to turn up for lessons . He finds most of them in a café , while Sharon is sunbathing on a boating lake . Being so close...
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There's a banana sticking out of your pocket !
The Purser finds a pair of trousers on deck . Inside is written the name ' Manuel Sanchez ' . Checking the passenger list , he finds no-one of that name is officially aboard , hence the M . S . Begonia has acquired a stowaway . As a hunt gets underway , Dick goes back to his cabin . Manuel is hiding in the wardrobe . T...
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There is no such thing as a strike at sea !
Concerned at the number of chitties ( medical certificates ) being issued to the ship's crew , Captain Loftus orders that the practice must cease . Dick persuades Duncan that the chitties have been issued for legitimate reasons , namely that the crew really are ill . An angry Duncan protests against Loftus ' decision b...
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Stranded !
Captain Loftus summons Duncan to his cabin . He is fed up at both him and Stuart-Clark forever being late to return to the ship whenever it docks at some sun-kissed port . Dick uses the same excuse every time : " I was at my grandmother's funeral ! " . Actually , the doctors are always drunk and enjoying the company of...
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I want to see the Major !
Upton and Paul join Dr . Maxwell's practice , located in a shabby part of London . The retired army major has a beautiful daughter ( Zsuzonga , whom everyone calls Sue ) to whom Mike is instantly attracted . But Maxwell's patients , including a small boy , think that because Upton is young he isn't sufficiently qualifi...
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This isn't medicine !
Upton goes after a job at Dr . Whiteland's Harley Street practice . He turns up for the interview in casual clothes . Dick , who works there already , gives Upton his suit and tells him what to say . Dr . Whiteland turns out to be a snobbish elderly woman whose patients are mainly rich hypochondriacs . He gets the job ...
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Night Of The Croaking Terror !
Paul brings a sack of toads to Dr . Maxwell's surgery , intending to use them in pregnancy tests . But these all prove wildly inaccurate , mainly due to his ' toads ' being frogs , and male ones at that ! Soon the creatures are hopping all over the place , turning up in the bath , and laying frog spawn in saucepans and...
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The wart ! Its coming back !
Upton and Paul notice that their surgeries are getting decidedly smaller . They have a rival - Audrey Watt - a local widow who claims to be a white witch , and is curing people with ancient remedies . Even Dr . Griffin is receiving treatment from her for his wart . Paul is horrified to discover that by creeping around ...
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From The Crypt To The Vault
Five men enter an elevator in a London building . Instead of taking them to the ground floor , it whisks them to a basement , where they become hopelessly trapped . While they wait to be rescued , they pass the time by telling each other their most recent ( and strange ) dreams . Rogers ( Daniel Massey ) tracks down hi...
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Oh Arthur , Can I Take My Nightie Off ? . " Zzzzzzzzzzzzz " .
British working class sitcoms were in vogue in the late ' 60's and early ' 70's , such as ' Steptoe & Son ' , ' Till Death Us Do Part ' , and , of course , this . Incredibly , the B . B . C . turned ' On The Buses ' down even though the writers had devised the highly popular ' The Rag Trade ' . London Weekend Televisio...
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The Patter Of Tiny ( Badger's ) Feet !
Bingham wants to start a family , and asks Duncan to be godfather , but there's a catch - he hasn't actually told his wife . He pleads with Duncan to ask on his behalf . Reluctantly , Duncan agrees . Mary is horrified - she had banked on having a career . Duncan is caught in the crossfire as the Binghams argue in their...
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A Fete Worse Than Death !
Loftus asks Duncan , Paul , Dick and Bingham to come up with ideas for the 1973 St . Swithins Annual Garden Fete . Duncan wants a beauty contest , Paul wishes to do conjuring tricks ( as ' The Great Collieto ' ) , Dick ( rather bizarrely ) suggests a puppet show , and Bingham's big idea is . . . donkey rides . Duncan i...
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Logan Runs Out Of Time
Logan , Jessica and Rem witness the arrival of a strange machine amidst some old ruins . Inside is a box containing a rabbit . The machine vanishes - taking Logan's gun with it - reappearing in the headquarters of ' The Sanctuary Project ' - a time travel experiment some 200 years in the past . Its creator , David Eaki...
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Has Anyone Seen Kelly ?
I read recently on a ' lost shows ' website how many complete editions of Granada's T . V . ' s ' Clapperboard ' currently survive . The depressing answer was this - very few . It was a long-running children's programme about cinema . Screened on Monday afternoons , it began as an earnest look at film genres ( westerns...
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Hullo ! Siadwel here !
' A Kick Up The Eighties ' and ' Laugh ? I Nearly Paid My Licence Fee ! ' laid the groundwork for this classic sketch show which , despite spawning two spin-offs - ' Rab C . Nesbitt ' and ' The Baldy Man ' - strangely seems to have fallen off the radar . The early editions opened with Andy Gray and Helen Lederer readin...
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Ray and Alan's Funhouse
Its rare for writers ' names to be incorporated into the titles of their shows - even Johnny Speight never managed it - but by 1977 , Ray Galton and Alan Simpson had engendered enough respect and affection from within the industry and general public for it to occur . Their faces were to be seen in the opening titles , ...
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' Monty Python ' Junior
If it were possible to go through the whole of ' Monty Python ' and take out the adult material , what you'd be left with is ' Do Not Adjust Your Set ' . This delightfully anarchic show was loved by British children in the late ' 60's ( I was one ) and gave Michael Palin , Terry Jones and Eric Idle useful television ex...
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Mrs . Peel , We're Needed !
' The Avengers ' is one of the most successful television shows ever made in Britain , and stands up extremely well forty years later . It starred Ian Hendry originally as ' Dr . David Keel ' , a medic turned investigator after his fiancée is killed by the underworld . His partner ' John Steed ' was played by Patrick M...
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Robert , will you let in some fresh air ? . " No , Madam ! " .
Seeing as how no-one from the U . K . has commented on this wonderful show , I thought I'd be the first . ' Two's Company ' was a kind of British ' Odd Couple ' ; it starred Elaine Stritch as bestselling American writer ' Dorothy McNab ' , with Donald Sinden as her snooty , sarcastic English butler ' Robert ' . There w...
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Majestic Mayhem !
Eric Chappell said that he gave up writing sitcoms when the men in suits at I . T . V . began asking whenever he submitted new ideas for shows ' how is this relevant to the modern world ? ' rather than ' is it funny ? ' . This second episode of ' The Bounder ' is very funny indeed . It is Trevor and Mary's 15th wedding...
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Do you watch movies about gladiators ?
' Airplane ! ' was released in Britain in the summer of 1980 to zero publicity . The poster I saw did not even make clear it was a comedy . I bought a ticket expecting a rip-off of the ' Airport ' disaster movies , and was astounded to find an uproarious spoof , the best film Mel Brooks never made . Loosely based on Ar...
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Hullo and welcome to Dirty Dick's
I have a vague memory of watching a very funny show on New Year's Eve sometime in the early Eighties , starring the late , great Rikki Fulton . As I was in the grip of alcohol at the time , its title did not register in my memory , but I knew it to be good . Ever since then I've wanted to know , and see more about this...
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We Let People Into Our Secrets !
Those who praise modern comedies as ' dark ' and ' original ' tend to be shamefully ignorant of past achievements in the field . The 1973 B . B . C . series ' Black & Blue ' was an anthology of plays intended to showcase offbeat humour . The first of these was ' Secrets ' written by Michael Palin and Terry Jones , who ...
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A Spy Called B . O .
' The Liquidator ' was based on the first published novel by John Gardner , who'd later continue the literary James Bond saga . Its a lot more fun than his 007 books ( which to be honest are mediocre ) , and in 1965 was brought to the big screen starring Rod Taylor as ' Boysie ' Oakes . Its a splendid film which deserv...
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We Want Information , Information , Information !
I did not see ' The Prisoner ' on its original broadcast , but discovered it through one of the many repeats it enjoyed ( usually in late-night slots on I . T . V . ) in the early ' 70's . I had no real idea what it was about and did not care . I could see it was something special . Once all the fuss had died down from...
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One Of The Best Spy Spoofs Of The ' 60's
Made on a budget which wouldn't have paid for one of 007's Vodka Martinis , this little-known British film is surprisingly good . Tom Adams , as agent Charles Vine , could have made a fine Bond ( one wonders if Vine effectively ruled him out as a candidate for the role ) as he projects more than the required level of m...
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Alf Garnett - This Is Your Life !
No sooner had the television version of Johnny Speight's controversial B . B . C . sitcom ended - temporarily , as it turned out - than the cast reunited for this feature film spin-off . Interestingly , it sets itself up as a prequel , initially featuring Alf and Else in London's East End during the Forties . We see Al...
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Humphrey , are you trying to wish me a Merry Christmas !
JIM HACKER : Bernard , Sir Humphrey is not God ! BERNARD WOOLLEY : Will you tell him or shall I ? When I first saw ' Yes Minister ' many moons ago , my initial reaction was : " This will never catch on . It is too good . " . Making fun of politicians on television was not new then , of course - ' T . W . 3 ' ( which An...
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You've Forgotten Your Balls , Sir !
Whenever ' Last Of The Summer Wine ' comes on television now , I cannot change channels fast enough ( If I see Howard and Marina riding about on bikes yet again , I will chuck a chair at the screen ) . It was very different back in 1976 , though . The show had been running for three seasons , successfully replacing Mic...
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Skirt is meat !
As the ' 60's progressed , a sea change took place in British film comedy . Norman Wisdom and St . Trinians were suddenly out-of-date ( though they kept on going for a few more years ) , and a new wave of Britcoms appeared , among them ' The Knack ' . Richard Lester had just made ' A Hard Days ' Night ' and brought the...
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The Many Faces Of Richard Lynch
Jeremy Mason , master of disguise , escapes from the maximum security prison in which he was incarcerated in for three months . KARTEL hires him to impersonate a U . S . general in order to steal a top secret laser satellite system known as ' Seeker ' . The one lead to Mason's whereabouts is his ex-girlfriend , a night...
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The Zone Where Awfully Weird Things Happen !
I am too young to have seen ' Twilight Zone ' on its original transmission . I came to it in 1983 when , to tie-in with the movie's release , the B . B . C . ran repeats of the first series . I watched not really knowing what to expect . It turned out to be a stylish science fiction anthology series , mostly written by...
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We'll meet again ! , " Not at these prices , you won't ! "
The first episode of ' The Galton & Simpson Playhouse ' , an anthology of six one-off comedy plays made by Yorkshire Television in 1977 . ' Car Along The Pass ' got the series off to a cracking start . Arthur Lowe is ' Henry Duckworth ' , a pompous British tourist on a camping holiday in Switzerland with his wife , Eth...
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A Fool And His Money
Albert Cakebread ( Warren Mitchell ) , who describes himself as being in the ' eels ' business , loves a flutter on the horses . Following a successful day at York races , he buys drinks for strangers and boards a train . Three smartly dressed men ( Gerald Flood , Robert Dorning and Alistair Williamson ) watch him stup...
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David Vincent Has Seen Them !
Quite simply , this is the best show of its kind . Created by Larry Cohen ( maverick film maker responsible for ' Its Alive ! ' and ' Q - The Winged Serpent ' ) and produced by Quinn Martin , it features the most popular story in the whole of science fiction - the Earth under attack . Roy Thinnes plays architect ' Davi...
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He went thataway !
Sloane and Torque are at a power station in Germany , investigating a tip-off about a possible sabotage attempt . All appears normal , until an engineer acts strangely after hearing a sequence of musical notes on his computer pen . He pushes the controls well beyond the ' safety ' level , and explosions start to go off...
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It is ! It is ! I tell you !
You know how it is when someone gets an idea , and - no matter how daft it may be - refuses to let it go ? ( I used to know an old man named Bert , who kept insisting Clint Eastwood was Stan Laurel's illegitimate son . " So that's why ' Dirty Harry ' is always scratching his head and crying ! " , I once told him ) . Th...
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Sellers Behind Bars !
Peter Sellers in the innocent days before Hollywood got hold of him . ' Two Way Stretch ' is a bright and breezy British comedy typical of the period . He plays ' Dodger Lane ' , a Cockney crook imprisoned at H . M . P . Huntleigh , along with safe cracker ' Jelly ' Knight ( David Lodge ) and pickpocket ' Lennie The Di...
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Come Along , Miriam ! Chop ! Chop !
I've never been fond of cricket , so I was tempted to give ' Outside Edge ' a miss . I only watched because of the presence of Timothy Spaull ( of ' Auf Pet ' fame ) and the scrumptious Josie Lawrence . I'm glad I tuned in because if I hadn't I'd have missed I . T . V . ' s last truly great sitcom , a delightful show c...
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' The Memory Kinda Lingers '
Ten years after ' Monty Python ' , another sketch show revolutionised British comedy . ' Not The Nine O'Clock News ' was ' T . W . 3 ' with a harder edge . It didn't merely offend , but horrified . What became known later on as ' alternative comedy ' started here . Public figures such as Reagan , Thatcher and The Queen...
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Would You Buy Tobacco From This Man ?
Along with ' Whose Line ' co-star Josie Lawrence , Paul Merton landed his own show on Channel 4 in the early ' 90's . It was a deliberate throwback to the madcap sketch shows of the ' 60's , such as ' At Last The 1948 Show ' and ' Marty ' . Merton would take a situation , such as a father telling his daughter she's ado...
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We Are Not Alone !
Along with ' Star Wars ' , ' Close Encounters Of The Third Kind ' broke with the tradition of ' 70's science fiction movies . ' Soylent Green ' , ' No Blade Of Grass ' , ' A Clockwork Orange ' , ' Zardoz ' , ' Rollerball ' , ' The Final Programme ' - good though they were - were bleak and depressing in that they predic...
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Kids Today Like To Have Their Own Way
Memories of this charming show were rekindled recently when I bought a video tape from a charity shop . Only five episodes were on it , but they were enough to make me realise that the overpraised ' The Simpsons ' was not the first series about an animated dysfunctional family . What I found refreshing is that the show...
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Papers Arrived Yet , Fawlty ?
I missed the first three ' Fawlty Towers ' episodes on its original run ( I was hooked on the I . T . V . series ' Beryl's Lot ' ) so my first encounter with Basil was the fourth episode ' The Hotel Inspectors ' . Even now I can feel the pain in my side from laughing too hard . I spent the next few days telling everyon...
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The Unlikely Lads
When I wrote my I . M . D . B . review ' A Forgotten Comedy Masterpiece ' two years ago , ' The Other One ' was just that - a sitcom no-one remembered or liked , not even it seems by one of its stars . Richard Briers ' unhappy memories may be attributable to the critical mauling it endured , rather than the show itself...
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There's Only One Way To Get Out And That's To . . .
John Esmonde and Bob Larbey's ' Get Some In ' was one of several military-themed sitcoms inspired by the success of ' Dad's Army ' . The main difference being that while the latter was about old men training for combat , the former concerned young men ( teddy boy Jakey , vicar's son Lilley , academic Ken , and Scot Lec...
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Could you live in a world without machines ?
1975 was a vintage year for British sci-fi television drama ; I . T . V . had ( and squandered ) the first season of Gerry Anderson's ' Space : 1999 ' , while over on the B . B . C . Tom Baker was well into his first season as ' Dr . Who ' , Terry Nation gave us ' Survivors ' , and then there was ' The Changes ' . Base...
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Presient Political Satire
I saw this on late-night television in the ' 70's , and as well as making me laugh out loud it also made me think . You cannot say that about modern British comedies . Rimmer is an enigma , not evil , just amoral . He could be George Spiggot from ' Bedazzled ' , making good on his threat to ruin the world . Cook might ...
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Dear Mister Echo . . .
' The Young Ones ' polarised audiences when it first appeared in 1982 , if you were over thirty you regarded it , as Malcolm Allison did , ' utter rubbish ' , but if you were under thirty you loved it ! I have to admit I was not an immediate fan , but took to it after several viewings . ' The Young Ones ' was all about...
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Coogan's Latin Lothario
Back in the ' 70's , the B . B . C . used to screen music shows on Saturday nights based around popular singers such as Cilla Black , Lulu and Shirley Bassey . With their garish , tacky sets , outrageously attired dancers , unctuous guest-stars , cheesy songs , and unfunny links , they were absolute hell to sit through...
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The money's in , we're made of tin , we're here to give you more !
There are two ways to regard ' Head ' . Either it is a dazzling , mind-blowing collage of music , old film clips , psychedelia and T . V . sitcom-style comedy , or a plot less , pretentious , rambling mess . The truth probably lies somewhere in between . It is also one of the best movies of all time . ' The Monkees ' -...
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You've Stood For It Again , Budge .
When ' Budgie ' was repeated by Channel 4 in the mid-80's , a disgruntled viewer complained : " Blimey ! They've copied ' Minder ! " . He was wrong , of course . ' Minder ' debuted on I . T . V . in 1979 , a good seven years after ' Budgie ' ended . But it was easy to see why he made the mistake , as the two shows are ...
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Julie Andrews !
Stanley Moon , a short ( in more ways than one ) order cook in a London Wimpy bar , is suicidally depressed because he is infatuated with flighty waitress Margaret Spencer , and lacks the courage to ask her out . Then a mysterious stranger by the name of George Spiggot enters his life . Spiggot is The Devil , and in re...
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Quintessentially English !
Stephen Potter's witty books were unfilmable as they stood , so top marks to Hal E . Chester and Patricia Moyes for coming up with a workable script . ' School ' centres on one Henry Palfrey , one of life's failures , who enrols at The School Of Lifemanship in Yeovil to learn how to become a success . The scene where h...
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Scientifically Impossible - But Who Cares ?
In their book ' Fantastic Television ' , Gary Gerani and Paul H . Schulman took ' Space : 1999 ' to task for its apparent contempt for the laws of physics , and made the somewhat extraordinary claim that ' these days audiences are used to heavy dollops of science with their science fiction ' . Really ? Well , I do not ...
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Please . . . don't let me be the only one !
A Chinese scientist accidentally smashes a flask . Some time later , he collapses at an airport and dies . Within hours , the terrible plague he has inadvertently unleashed spreads across the world . Millions die . Only a handful survive - and they band together in an attempt to rebuild civilization . . . So began Terr...
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May God Forgive You , Because I Certainly Won't !
Funny how some old movies , dismissed as rubbish at the time of their release , can become important years later . ' Billion Dollar Brain , based on the novel by Len Deighton , was the third and last film in the ' Harry Palmer ' series , and once more starred Michael Caine as the intrepid Cockney spy . At the start of ...
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In Colour !
Two years after ' Airplane ! ' took off , Jim Abrahams , Jerry and David Zucker cast one of its stars - Leslie Nielsen - in this hilarious television series , a glorious take-off of old U . S . detective shows such as ' Dragnet ' . Nielsen played Frank Drebin , America's answer to ' Inspector Clouseau ' . It had the sa...
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Nothing's Going To Change The Way I Feel About You !
You couldn't turn on a television in the ' 70's without seeing John Alderton . He was everywhere ; ' Please Sir ! ' , ' The Fenn Street Gang ' , ' Upstairs , Downstairs ' , ' My Wife Next Door ' , ' Wodehouse Playhouse ' , ' Thomas & Sarah ' and , of course this , in which he co-starred with wife Pauline Collins . They...
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Wildly Funny
A middle-aged couple visit a posh restaurant . A sign reads : All Patrons Must Be Dressed For Dinner . A toffee-nosed waiter approaches , looks them up and down , before clicking his fingers . A tailor rushes over , takes the couple's measurements and leaves . " Your clothes will be ready next Tuesday . " , he tells th...
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Are you a friendly carrot ?
The first series of ' Rutland Weekend Television ' inherited the time-slot ( Monday , B . B . C . - 2 , 9 P . M . ) of the brilliant fifth season of ' The Goodies ' , and was just as funny in its own way . ' Monty Python ' had ended the year before , and its members were keen to try out different comedy styles . John C...
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How Now Brown Cow !
The 1990's saw a vogue for making motion pictures based on vintage television shows , ' such as ' The Fugitive ' , ' Mission : Impossible ' , ' Sergeant Bilko ' , ' Lost In Space ' , ' The Beverly Hillbillies ' and ' The Saint ' . Most ( though not all ) were not terribly good , for the simple reason that their makers ...
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Why Didn't Jeremy Paxman Sue ?
Watching I . T . N . nowadays one can't help but be reminded of ' The Day Today ' . Smug , patronising presenters , gaudy sets , cheesy links , gimmicky presentation , an unmistakable political bias , all were hilariously parodied by Armando Ianucci and Chris Morris over a decade ago . Morris himself is superb as the a...
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First And Best Of The ' Matt Helm ' Movies
This was the last ' Matt Helm ' I saw ( the first being ' Murderers ' Row ) and I was surprised at how different it was compared to the others . Though a comedy , occasionally it gets rough . Take the hotel room scene where Matt is questioning Gail . Frustrated by her refusal to give a straight answer , he rips off her...
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Mind my leg !
Six months after the pilot episode for ' A Sharp Intake Of Breath ' was broadcast on I . T . V . on / 77 ( as part of ' The Sound Of Laughter ' anthology ) , a full series appeared , with David Jason once more playing ' Peter Barnes ' , middle-aged , happily married , a good man in an insane world . Replacing Patricia ...
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Frank & Betty's Second Honeymoon
A well-remembered episode of the first season of ' Some Mothers Do Ave Em ' . Frank and Betty are on their second honeymoon ( what must have the first have been like ? ) . After narrowly catching the train , Frank takes his poor spouse to a drab looking guest house , run by Mr . Bedford ( Neil McCarthy ) who seems abou...
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The Men Who Put Cricklewood On The Map !
The Beatles broke up in 1970 , but another Fab Four were waiting in the wings to take their place - Tim Brooke-Taylor , Graeme Garden , Bill Oddie , and director Jim Franklin . They created some of the funniest and most memorable television comedy of the ' 70's . It was not their first series for the B . B . C . ' Broa...
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You have to make gravy . It doesn't just come !
I saw this many years after the television series and , initially , I didn't care for it . Then , as my memory of the series receded with the passage of time , I watched again , and found it absolutely hilarious . Based on the stage play by Neil Simon , it has not been ' opened out ' much for the big screen , and that'...
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Excellent !
I've never understood the school of thought which says all prime time comedy is ' bland ' whilst anything post-watershed is ' dark ' and ' original ' . ' The Brittas Empire ' was enjoyed by a family audience , yet also managed to be ' dark ' ; people got shot , electrocuted , decapitated etc . Chris Barrie played ' Gor...
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My name is Ben Elton . Goodnight !
When Anne Robinson made that now infamous ' Room 101 ' appearance , she lambasted Ben Elton for ' selling out ' - becoming part of the showbiz establishment he had spent much of his career railing against in shows such as ' Filthy , Rich & Catflap ' - the Forsyths , the Tarbucks , the O'Connors etc . A clip from The Ro...
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Kippers , Cocoa & Your Mother's Bloomers !
Stan is unhappy when he learns he has a new conductor . He brightens up when he finds out it is none other than Iris ( Gwendolyn Watts ) from Basildon , a girl who , according to Jack , has worn out more drivers than the five o'clock rush hour ! Iris is not terribly good at the job - she puts make-up on when she is mea...
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Two Men And An Ampersand
Amidst the ' alternative ' comedy chaos of the ' 80's , ' A Bit Of Fry & Laurie ' arrived almost unnoticed . Unlike ' The Young Ones ' , it had no ambitions to ' tear up the rule book book of comedy ' , but simply to present funny , surreal sketches . ' Not Only But Also ' was undoubtedly an influence ; highlights incl...
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Has The Swine Finished ?
Frankie Howerd was enjoying a career renaissance in the early ' 70's , thanks to ' Up Pompeii ! ' , going on to star in three feature length spin-offs , the last of which was ' Up The Front ! ' in 1973 . Also that year he starred in this curio , a delightfully old fashioned comedy thriller in the mold of ' The Cat And ...
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Another key unturned
Welcome to the most chilling science fiction movie you will ever see . ' Seconds ' is based on a quite plausible premise , that somewhere out there is an underground organisation known as ' The Company ' , which specialises in giving people new identities , fresh starts in life . Arthur Hamilton , a middle-aged busines...
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Step Back In Time , Adam
Only Adam Adamant knows the whereabouts of an African leader named Hinkaya , currently somewhere in the U . K . A gang of assassins are on his trail . Adam is knocked out - and awakens in a 1902 hospital . He is confused - were his exploits in 1966 all a dream ? He meets up with Louise , his lady love , and starts to d...
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One Of The Greatest U . S . Sitcoms Of All Time !
I saw ' The Odd Couple ' television series before the movie . I took to it straight away . Tony Randall played ' Felix Unger ' a man so fussy about his personal habits ( he insists on washing playing cards before they're used in poker ) that one day his wife decides she can take no more , and throws him out . So he mov...
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Now I Don't Believe You Wanted To Do That !
It seems like only yesterday that Harry Enfield was the brightest comedy star on British television . His appearances on ' Saturday Live ' ( as ' Stavros ' and ' Loadsamoney ' ) and ' Filthy , Rich & Catflap ' , as well as the brilliant ' Norbert Smith - A Life ? ' seemed to confirm him as the natural successor to the ...
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Are We Going To See The Hippopotamus On Sunday ? .
Not many British sitcoms have been inspired by novels . In 1976 , David Nobbs adapted ' The Death Of Reginald Perrin ' for the B . B . C . . He had Ronnie Barker in mind for the title role , but ultimately ( and rightly so in my opinion ) it went to Leonard Rossiter . ' Perrin ' is a serial not a series . The premise i...
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Dick Turns Surgeon !
Loftus invites Dick to a game of poker . Ignoring the advice of Nurse Wynton , Dick goes along . After being stung by insults from Duncan concerning his medical prowess , he decides to prove he is good at something , and cleans Loftus out . Duncan uses his day off to visit sunny Medeiros , where he is reunited with his...
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Henry Meets His Match
By this point in the series , complaints about the sexist content had reached such a level that the B . B . C . felt it had to take action . The show was pulled from its 8 P . M . Thursday evening slot , and moved to 9 . 25 on Monday nights , just after the news . Replacing it on Thursdays was a new quiz show hosted by...
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The Colditz Code
The 1970's were the hey-day of British wartime drama serials . ' Manhunt ' , ' Pathfinders ' , ' Secret Army ' , ' Enemy At The Door ' , ' Danger U . X . B . ' and , of course , ' Colditz ' kept viewers enthralled with well-crafted tales , some based on actual events . Major Pat Reid's ' The Colditz Story ' had already...