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programmerhumor | MCRacen | jgq0va7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,953 |
programmerhumor | Spinnenente | jgqapwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>unless you are building trivial things this always holds true:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and bet... | 2,542 |
programmerhumor | blahblah96WasTaken | jgqiwba | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that joke:
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer
2 beers
0 beers
99999999 beer... | 1,404 |
programmerhumor | frogking | jgq2jn8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never, EVER, trust the specifications. Look both ways AND up and down, no matter where you are going<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | Ecstatic_Falcon_4128 | jgq2k7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>And you might want to check if the street is solid or just texture<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmerhumor | TheTerrasque | jgqghi2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>unless you are building trivial things this always holds true:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and bet... | 628 |
programmerhumor | Dmayak | jgq3xyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good developer saves before crossing the street.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | Inaeipathy | jgq5wxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never, EVER, trust the specifications. Look both ways AND up and down, no matter where you are going<|eor|><|sor|>Look inside too, that's where the real enemy is!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | Wisest_Hipocrates | jgq4m97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, I'm not a good developer, I just live in Brazil, where drivers don't exactly know how to drive nor care about the pedestrians<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | jgq6tow | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>And you might want to check if the street is solid or just texture<|eor|><|sor|>It's lava with the road texture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | ausdoug | jgq3z9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I currently live in Vietnam, and the streets here are very indicative of the average software user<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | zshift | jgrjtgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that joke:
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer
2 beers
0 beers
99999999 beer... | 233 |
programmerhumor | JATC1024 | jgq7bq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>And you might want to check if the street is solid or just texture<|eor|><|sor|>It's lava with the road texture.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry do you mean java!<|... | 212 |
programmerhumor | heep1r | jgqjx5y | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>unless you are building trivial things this always holds true:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and bet... | 207 |
programmerhumor | RealAstroTimeYT | jgqm0pi | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>unless you are building trivial things this always holds true:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and bet... | 165 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | jgq6wsm | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>And you might want to check if the street is solid or just texture<|eor|><|sor|>It's lava with the road texture.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry do you mean java!<|... | 164 |
programmerhumor | TENTAtheSane | jgqa0n8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I currently live in Vietnam, and the streets here are very indicative of the average software user<|eor|><|sor|>I'm from Bangalore, and you have to look both ways before crossing the footpath<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 125 |
programmerhumor | Rainymood_XI | 8inqk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,942 |
programmerhumor | JuvenileEloquent | dyt5qnc | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had to read 10,000 other jokes before I recognized this was funny.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,306 |
programmerhumor | AES512 | dyt6woh | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6881 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/87906)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,640 |
programmerhumor | Aistar | dyt8tpx | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6881 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/87906)<|eor|><|sor|>I think your learning coefficient is way too high. You'll never get a good convergence ... | 960 |
programmerhumor | MrQuickLine | dytoafq | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>INTERVIEWER
> Can you tell me about one of your strengths?
ME
> I'm very quick at math
INTERVIEWER
> What's 43 * 248?
ME
> 912
INTERVIEWER
> What? That's not even close to right.
ME
> ... | 953 |
programmerhumor | SurprisinglyInformed | dytggb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like :
....
I: "it's 121! "
Me: It's 78!
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 125!
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 117!
( x100 times)
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 121!
<|eor|><|eols|><... | 720 |
programmerhumor | ryantwopointo | dytiuew | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I'm a good swimmer.
Interviewer: What's 11 * 11?<|eor|><|sor|>No kidding, why would the interviewer respond with a random multiplication problem after his initial response? Its completely ir... | 567 |
programmerhumor | Aistar | dytck29 | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6881 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/87906)<|eor|><|sor|>I think your learning coefficient is way too high. You'll never get a good convergence ... | 283 |
programmerhumor | Scytheon | dytmwel | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had to read 10,000 other jokes before I recognized this was funny.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I recognized this one as funny, and the next one, but not the next to next joke. Now I'm d... | 275 |
programmerhumor | derpderp3200 | dytn0mw | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had to read 10,000 other jokes before I recognized this was funny.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I recognized this one as funny, and the next one, but not the next to next joke. Now I'm d... | 228 |
programmerhumor | Un4GivN_X | dytl474 | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL
Multiplying by 11 is easy
Ex.: 32 x 11
3 3+2 2
3 5 2
352<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | JaytleBee | dyti03q | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like :
....
I: "it's 121! "
Me: It's 78!
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 125!
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 117!
( x100 times)
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 121!
<|eor|><|sor|>[d... | 163 |
programmerhumor | nicocappa | dytqnae | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL
Multiplying by 11 is easy
Ex.: 32 x 11
3 3+2 2
3 5 2
352<|eor|><|sor|>Multiplying by any number is easy. I just have my computer do it for me. <|eor|><|eol... | 151 |
programmerhumor | DTF_20170515 | dytu2wg | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I'm a good swimmer.
Interviewer: What's 11 * 11?<|eor|><|sor|>No kidding, why would the interviewer respond with a random multiplication problem after his initial response? Its completely ir... | 151 |
programmerhumor | barzamsr | dytawwu | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6881 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/87906)<|eor|><|sor|>I think your learning coefficient is way too high. You'll never get a good convergence ... | 138 |
programmerhumor | EdEddNEddit | 7ne9tg | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,898 |
programmerhumor | Increditastic1 | ds18qpp | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'... | 5,526 |
programmerhumor | lets_move_to_voat | ds18egc | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my examiners used LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. Or at least trimmed their fingernails<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,487 |
programmerhumor | staring_at_the_wall | ds17noq | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my examiners used LaTeX<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 972 |
programmerhumor | TomNa | ds18sar | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course this guy got the answer wrong. Anger is *before* Bargaining.<|eor|><|sor|>And he forgot the first item from his list<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 798 |
programmerhumor | LordMaska | ds199kh | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'... | 637 |
programmerhumor | EliteTK | ds1accm | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"THE" five key phases of development?
From my experience that would be:
1. Promising something to the customer which you don't have.
2. Scrambling to plan this new feature which nobody has a clue how to impleme... | 629 |
programmerhumor | MasterFrost01 | ds191ic | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Requirements analysis, design, implementation, testing, maintenance. Or something like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | FaustinoCournoyer | ds1axk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'... | 472 |
programmerhumor | nsfw_deadwarlock | ds19un2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course this guy got the answer wrong. Anger is *before* Bargaining.<|eor|><|sor|>And he forgot the first item from his list<|eor|><|sor|>This comment makes zero sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | michaelkens | ds19y8d | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Requirements analysis, design, implementation, testing, maintenance. Or something like that.<|eor|><|sor|>In high school, we were taught the mnemonic, "A Dance In The Dark Every Monday" (AD... | 278 |
programmerhumor | Sobsz | ds1enk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'... | 245 |
programmerhumor | 1008oh | ds18kii | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
---
[*Exam paper with 5 answers to a question. The answers have been crossed over with a blue ballpoint pen*]
**2. Short Answer Questions**
11. (10 points) Name and describe the five k... | 224 |
programmerhumor | jamesinc | ds18p01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why's the answer crossed out?<|eor|><|sor|>The marker is still in denial<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | iopq | ds1c0gm | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'... | 188 |
programmerhumor | swyx | ds197dk | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my examiners used LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. Or at least trimmed their fingernails<|eor|><|sor|>so hows that move coming along?
edit: Hey Mom! Im internet wise!
edit 2: hey /u/lets_move_to_voats mom, you... | 166 |
programmerhumor | Desiderius_S | ds18snj | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
---
[*Exam paper with 5 answers to a question. The answers have been crossed over with a blue ballpoint pen*]
**2. Short Answer Questions**
11. (10 points) Name and describe the five k... | 155 |
programmerhumor | roadkill-neat | ds19yov | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course this guy got the answer wrong. Anger is *before* Bargaining.<|eor|><|sor|>And he forgot the first item from his list<|eor|><|sor|>This comment makes zero sense.<|eor|><|sor|>I almost didn't get this jok... | 152 |
programmerhumor | MB-Coder | fdwqep | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,879 |
programmerhumor | Uni_Omni | fjkad7b | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,930 |
programmerhumor | ruben_deisenroth | fjkivzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | ilaughforaliving | fjkmisq | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Run the program again, it might output correctly with no fu... | 456 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | fjkqo4e | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all s... | 407 |
programmerhumor | SUPRAP | fjkoygj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | AluminumMaiden | fjkf1w2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When did Steve Buscemi play The Hulk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | Pezdi | fjkqkdm | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me in Unity wondering why the script I just wrote isn't doing anything after I did not attach it to the GameObject.
This happens every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | ocean_800 | fjknj25 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is my function returning Null??
Didn't return anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | obp5599 | fjkqquw | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all s... | 158 |
programmerhumor | Zokky1 | fjklpy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When did Steve Buscemi play The Hulk?<|eor|><|sor|>Never, The Hulk is actually a readaptation of his life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | PancakesAreEvil | fjkowkz | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Run the program again, it might output correctly with no fu... | 111 |
programmerhumor | ProgramTheWorld | fjkrbfa | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Triple Plot twist: I was running in the wrong directory the... | 62 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | fjkwxa0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all s... | 61 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | fjkqxef | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all s... | 49 |
programmerhumor | Bollziepon | fjl0pks | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all s... | 45 |
programmerhumor | Gledi277 | fjkrm2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Triple Plot twist: I was running in the wrong directory the... | 40 |
programmerhumor | Smashoody | fjl2usc | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Run the program again, it might output correctly with no fu... | 37 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | fjkwdr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is function B behaving like function A? Because I'm calling function A instead of function B.
True story on multiple occasions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmerhumor | subject_deleted | xmuwf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,863 |
programmerhumor | KeyboardStudios | ipq47by | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 969 |
programmerhumor | TerriblyCoded | ipq5x98 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also pictured - the client asking for just a few more last minute adjustments to the project scope:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | 0c4rt0l4 | ipq9fix | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | kinetic-graphics | ipr3atq | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|sor|>The artwork is mine. I take full responsibility for it.
No joke. Check the watermark in bottom right. I am so sorry for your eyes.
Edit: I am sti... | 286 |
programmerhumor | Gagarin1961 | ipqk3rj | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|sor|>How are you guys getting to the point of adding finishing touches?! I cant even get close to an MVP ever!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | No-Witness2349 | ipqq08z | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|sor|>How are you guys getting to the point of adding finishing touches?! I cant even get close to an MVP ever!<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is to say fuc... | 261 |
programmerhumor | DoctorStrange047 | ipq552c | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just five more minutes...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | kinetic-graphics | ipr4t8w | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|sor|>The artwork is mine. I take full responsibility for it.
No joke. Check the watermark in bottom right. I am so sorry for your eyes.
Edit: I am sti... | 172 |
programmerhumor | webworks2000 | ipqbqdn | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just five more minutes...<|eor|><|sor|>This was my quote to my mom when I was growing up. That, and "ok I'm shutting down." she didn't use computers and so she thought shutting down w... | 142 |
programmerhumor | aurinxki | ipq7r5v | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I knew that it was never going to be finished, yet I watched for 5 minutes just in case it had a resolution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | TheRavenSayeth | ipqxett | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also pictured - the client asking for just a few more last minute adjustments to the project scope:<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like were all set for our app to hire local clowns for tomorrows... | 117 |
programmerhumor | Thebombuknow | ipqs2sz | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|sor|>How are you guys getting to the point of adding finishing touches?! I cant even get close to an MVP ever!<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is to say fuc... | 102 |
programmerhumor | 0c4rt0l4 | ipr4ec3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|sor|>The artwork is mine. I take full responsibility for it.
No joke. Check the watermark in bottom right. I am so sorry for your eyes.
Edit: I am sti... | 100 |
programmerhumor | ifrem | ipqizd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>90% done. 90% more to go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | McBurger | ipqz5l4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also pictured - the client asking for just a few more last minute adjustments to the project scope:<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like were all set for our app to hire local clowns for tomorrows... | 64 |
programmerhumor | Peep_The_Technique_ | ipqu59k | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|sor|>How are you guys getting to the point of adding finishing touches?! I cant even get close to an MVP ever!<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is to say fuc... | 60 |
programmerhumor | Unlikely-Storage-156 | ipq6f9n | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This gives me anxiety <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | iMrParker | ipr58aq | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|sor|>The artwork is mine. I take full responsibility for it.
No joke. Check the watermark in bottom right. I am so sorry for your eyes.
Edit: I am sti... | 50 |
programmerhumor | g000r | ipr1v42 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also pictured - the client asking for just a few more last minute adjustments to the project scope:<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like were all set for our app to hire local clowns for tomorrows... | 45 |
programmerhumor | oobie_boobie | 128hb7z | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,772 |
programmerhumor | Seirxus | jeipkz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Need to win the tournament to save<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,005 |
programmerhumor | jimbowqc | jeiv26o | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,188 |
programmerhumor | HazirBot | jeisp7p | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>do it for the science<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,192 |
programmerhumor | DoTheyKeepYouInACell | jej152z | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a *legendary* IDE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,487 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | jej4q7g | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Need to win the tournament to save<|eor|><|sor|>You must fight the working class and save the ruling class before saving the file<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,120 |
programmerhumor | Wawwior | jeiuj0o | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Compiles to .dll and injects *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 966 |
programmerhumor | JusHerForTheComments | jej3itx | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a *legendary* IDE<|eor|><|sor|>It's the *Apex* of IDEs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | The_MAZZTer | jej9rsb | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programs that have registered to handle CPP are displayed on top. On bottom you get ANY app registered with this dialog or that you've manually used Open With with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | HonoraryRadish | jeixfr2 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>do it for the science<|eor|><|sor|>Im curious do it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | ElectromechSuper | jeitbk8 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2023 and windows STILL doesn't know what a .cpp file is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
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