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programmerhumor | MCRacen | jgq0va7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,953 |
programmerhumor | Spinnenente | jgqapwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>unless you are building trivial things this always holds true:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,542 |
programmerhumor | blahblah96WasTaken | jgqiwba | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that joke:
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer
2 beers
0 beers
99999999 beers
a lizard in a beer glass
-1 beer
"qwertyuiop" beers
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,404 |
programmerhumor | frogking | jgq2jn8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never, EVER, trust the specifications. Look both ways AND up and down, no matter where you are going<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | Ecstatic_Falcon_4128 | jgq2k7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>And you might want to check if the street is solid or just texture<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmerhumor | TheTerrasque | jgqghi2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>unless you are building trivial things this always holds true:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you know that was coined in the 1980s? It could have been written yesterday<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | Dmayak | jgq3xyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good developer saves before crossing the street.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | Inaeipathy | jgq5wxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never, EVER, trust the specifications. Look both ways AND up and down, no matter where you are going<|eor|><|sor|>Look inside too, that's where the real enemy is!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | Wisest_Hipocrates | jgq4m97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, I'm not a good developer, I just live in Brazil, where drivers don't exactly know how to drive nor care about the pedestrians<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | jgq6tow | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>And you might want to check if the street is solid or just texture<|eor|><|sor|>It's lava with the road texture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | ausdoug | jgq3z9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I currently live in Vietnam, and the streets here are very indicative of the average software user<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | zshift | jgrjtgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that joke:
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer
2 beers
0 beers
99999999 beers
a lizard in a beer glass
-1 beer
"qwertyuiop" beers
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames.<|eor|><|sor|>Works in my bar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | JATC1024 | jgq7bq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>And you might want to check if the street is solid or just texture<|eor|><|sor|>It's lava with the road texture.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry do you mean java!<|eor|><|sor|>The floor is java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | heep1r | jgqjx5y | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>unless you are building trivial things this always holds true:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you know that was coined in the 1980s? It could have been written yesterday<|eor|><|sor|>Its actually causal. The easier it is to use the dumber the users get. Humour me and imagine if a cartoonishly stupid presidents interactions through information technology were mediated through a LLM rather than a touchscreen?<|eor|><|sor|>> Its actually causal. The easier it is to use the dumber the users get.
So much this. Code quality is the smallest aspect contributing to (commercial) success of software.
It's a curse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | RealAstroTimeYT | jgqm0pi | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because a good developer understands user behavior.<|eor|><|sor|>unless you are building trivial things this always holds true:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you know that was coined in the 1980s? It could have been written yesterday<|eor|><|sor|>Its actually causal. The easier it is to use the dumber the users get. Humour me and imagine if a cartoonishly stupid presidents interactions through information technology were mediated through a LLM rather than a touchscreen?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not necessarily that the users get dumber. It just gets more accessible, which means new users, many of whom are dumb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | Strange_Dragonfly964 | jgq6wsm | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then gets hit by an airplane because Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>And you might want to check if the street is solid or just texture<|eor|><|sor|>It's lava with the road texture.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry do you mean java!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | TENTAtheSane | jgqa0n8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you a good developer ?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uo0znuwcnua1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I currently live in Vietnam, and the streets here are very indicative of the average software user<|eor|><|sor|>I'm from Bangalore, and you have to look both ways before crossing the footpath<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | Rainymood_XI | 8inqk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,942 |
programmerhumor | JuvenileEloquent | dyt5qnc | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had to read 10,000 other jokes before I recognized this was funny.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,306 |
programmerhumor | AES512 | dyt6woh | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6881 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/87906)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,640 |
programmerhumor | Aistar | dyt8tpx | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6881 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/87906)<|eor|><|sor|>I think your learning coefficient is way too high. You'll never get a good convergence this way. Me, I think this joke is a tiny bit funny. But if the interviewer says it to me 1000 more times, *then* I'll agree is is actually funny.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 960 |
programmerhumor | MrQuickLine | dytoafq | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>INTERVIEWER
> Can you tell me about one of your strengths?
ME
> I'm very quick at math
INTERVIEWER
> What's 43 * 248?
ME
> 912
INTERVIEWER
> What? That's not even close to right.
ME
> I know, but it was quick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 953 |
programmerhumor | SurprisinglyInformed | dytggb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like :
....
I: "it's 121! "
Me: It's 78!
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 125!
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 117!
( x100 times)
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 121!
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 720 |
programmerhumor | ryantwopointo | dytiuew | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I'm a good swimmer.
Interviewer: What's 11 * 11?<|eor|><|sor|>No kidding, why would the interviewer respond with a random multiplication problem after his initial response? Its completely irrelevant lol <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 567 |
programmerhumor | Aistar | dytck29 | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6881 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/87906)<|eor|><|sor|>I think your learning coefficient is way too high. You'll never get a good convergence this way. Me, I think this joke is a tiny bit funny. But if the interviewer says it to me 1000 more times, *then* I'll agree is is actually funny.<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, but how will you know who is telling you the joke is funny, and if their word is to be trusted?<|eor|><|sor|>Whoever controls the training dataset controls the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | Scytheon | dytmwel | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had to read 10,000 other jokes before I recognized this was funny.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I recognized this one as funny, and the next one, but not the next to next joke. Now I'm dead. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
programmerhumor | derpderp3200 | dytn0mw | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I had to read 10,000 other jokes before I recognized this was funny.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I recognized this one as funny, and the next one, but not the next to next joke. Now I'm dead. <|eor|><|sor|>I recognized every one as funny, my sense of humor now covers every joke that exists, surely.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | Un4GivN_X | dytl474 | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL
Multiplying by 11 is easy
Ex.: 32 x 11
3 3+2 2
3 5 2
352<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | JaytleBee | dyti03q | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>More like :
....
I: "it's 121! "
Me: It's 78!
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 125!
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 117!
( x100 times)
I: "No! it's 121! "
Me: It's 121!
<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>good bot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | nicocappa | dytqnae | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>TIL
Multiplying by 11 is easy
Ex.: 32 x 11
3 3+2 2
3 5 2
352<|eor|><|sor|>Multiplying by any number is easy. I just have my computer do it for me. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | DTF_20170515 | dytu2wg | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I'm a good swimmer.
Interviewer: What's 11 * 11?<|eor|><|sor|>No kidding, why would the interviewer respond with a random multiplication problem after his initial response? Its completely irrelevant lol <|eor|><|sor|>it's a joke? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | barzamsr | dytawwu | <|sols|><|sot|>A machine learning joke (credits to u/z0ltan_x)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5iue845oa8x01.png<|eol|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6881 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/87906)<|eor|><|sor|>I think your learning coefficient is way too high. You'll never get a good convergence this way. Me, I think this joke is a tiny bit funny. But if the interviewer says it to me 1000 more times, *then* I'll agree is is actually funny.<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, but how will you know who is telling you the joke is funny, and if their word is to be trusted?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | EdEddNEddit | 7ne9tg | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,898 |
programmerhumor | Increditastic1 | ds18qpp | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'S A FEATURE NOW<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,526 |
programmerhumor | lets_move_to_voat | ds18egc | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my examiners used LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. Or at least trimmed their fingernails<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,487 |
programmerhumor | staring_at_the_wall | ds17noq | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my examiners used LaTeX<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 972 |
programmerhumor | TomNa | ds18sar | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course this guy got the answer wrong. Anger is *before* Bargaining.<|eor|><|sor|>And he forgot the first item from his list<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 798 |
programmerhumor | LordMaska | ds199kh | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'S A FEATURE NOW<|eor|><|sor|>Seems legit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | EliteTK | ds1accm | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"THE" five key phases of development?
From my experience that would be:
1. Promising something to the customer which you don't have.
2. Scrambling to plan this new feature which nobody has a clue how to implement.
3. Spending too long writing this mess.
4. Spending even longer trying to test it.
5. Finding out the customer actually wanted something different.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | MasterFrost01 | ds191ic | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Requirements analysis, design, implementation, testing, maintenance. Or something like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | FaustinoCournoyer | ds1axk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'S A FEATURE NOW<|eor|><|sor|>Seems legit.<|eor|><|sor|>Implementation
Bug fixing
Bug fixing
Bug fixing
Bug fixing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 472 |
programmerhumor | nsfw_deadwarlock | ds19un2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course this guy got the answer wrong. Anger is *before* Bargaining.<|eor|><|sor|>And he forgot the first item from his list<|eor|><|sor|>This comment makes zero sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | michaelkens | ds19y8d | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Requirements analysis, design, implementation, testing, maintenance. Or something like that.<|eor|><|sor|>In high school, we were taught the mnemonic, "A Dance In The Dark Every Monday" (ADITDEM).
It stands for Analysis, Design, Implementation, Testing, Documentation, Evaluation, and Maintenance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | Sobsz | ds1enk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'S A FEATURE NOW<|eor|><|sor|>Acceptance: Oh, I wrote this library<|eor|><|sor|>Followed by "IT'S A FEATURE NOW".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | 1008oh | ds18kii | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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[*Exam paper with 5 answers to a question. The answers have been crossed over with a blue ballpoint pen*]
**2. Short Answer Questions**
11. (10 points) Name and describe the five key phases of software development.
* denial
* bargining
* Anger
* depression
* acceptance
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | jamesinc | ds18p01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why's the answer crossed out?<|eor|><|sor|>The marker is still in denial<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | iopq | ds1c0gm | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Denial: this isnt right
Bargaining: maybe if I change this and that it would work
Anger: WHO WROTE THIS LIBRARYY? WHY ARE THERE DEPENDENCIES EVERYWHERE?
Depression: I'm never going to fix this
Acceptance: IT'S A FEATURE NOW<|eor|><|sor|>Seems legit.<|eor|><|sor|>Implementation
Bug fixing
Bug fixing
Bug fixing
Bug fixing<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the part where you start convincing the users that they're wrong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | swyx | ds197dk | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wish my examiners used LaTeX<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. Or at least trimmed their fingernails<|eor|><|sor|>so hows that move coming along?
edit: Hey Mom! Im internet wise!
edit 2: hey /u/lets_move_to_voats mom, youve got it going on!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Desiderius_S | ds18snj | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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[*Exam paper with 5 answers to a question. The answers have been crossed over with a blue ballpoint pen*]
**2. Short Answer Questions**
11. (10 points) Name and describe the five key phases of software development.
* denial
* bargining
* Anger
* depression
* acceptance
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good bot<|eor|><|sor|>Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9995% sure that 1008oh is not a bot.
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^(I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with `!isbot <username>` |) [^Optout](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=perrycohen&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^| ^Feedback: ^/r/SpamBotDetection ^| [^GitHub](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)<|eor|><|sor|>So there *is* a chance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | roadkill-neat | ds19yov | <|sols|><|sot|>Phases of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ja6uu2a8f701.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course this guy got the answer wrong. Anger is *before* Bargaining.<|eor|><|sor|>And he forgot the first item from his list<|eor|><|sor|>This comment makes zero sense.<|eor|><|sor|>I almost didn't get this joke lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | MB-Coder | fdwqep | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,879 |
programmerhumor | Uni_Omni | fjkad7b | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,930 |
programmerhumor | ruben_deisenroth | fjkivzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 828 |
programmerhumor | ilaughforaliving | fjkmisq | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Run the program again, it might output correctly with no fucking logical explanation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | fjkqo4e | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all second year CS students.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | SUPRAP | fjkoygj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | AluminumMaiden | fjkf1w2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When did Steve Buscemi play The Hulk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | Pezdi | fjkqkdm | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me in Unity wondering why the script I just wrote isn't doing anything after I did not attach it to the GameObject.
This happens every time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | ocean_800 | fjknj25 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is my function returning Null??
Didn't return anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | obp5599 | fjkqquw | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all second year CS students.<|eor|><|sor|>-1 year CS students<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | Zokky1 | fjklpy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When did Steve Buscemi play The Hulk?<|eor|><|sor|>Never, The Hulk is actually a readaptation of his life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | PancakesAreEvil | fjkowkz | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Run the program again, it might output correctly with no fucking logical explanation<|eor|><|sor|>Swap files are afoot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | ProgramTheWorld | fjkrbfa | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Triple Plot twist: I was running in the wrong directory the whole time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | fjkwxa0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all second year CS students.<|eor|><|sor|>> "aRrAys StArT aT zErO"
In other news, ints can't store decimals, pointers have to be dereferenced, and semicolons are a common part of most programming languages. All of these are extremely well known to anyone with programming experience and are not funny in the slightest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | fjkqxef | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all second year CS students.<|eor|><|sor|>-1 year CS students<|eor|><|sor|>Cant tell if this is a correction or an accusation, heh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | Bollziepon | fjl0pks | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is an extreme novice in programming, I'm happy to finally really understand a meme from this subreddit<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, five years and youll wonder if the subs posters are all second year CS students.<|eor|><|sor|>> "aRrAys StArT aT zErO"
In other news, ints can't store decimals, pointers have to be dereferenced, and semicolons are a common part of most programming languages. All of these are extremely well known to anyone with programming experience and are not funny in the slightest.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget "JavaScript sucks" from people that have never touched JavaScript or any modern framework surrounding it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | Gledi277 | fjkrm2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Triple Plot twist: I was running in the wrong directory the whole time<|eor|><|sor|>Quadruple twitst : (*every IT ever) "Sir, have you tried turning it off and on again?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | Smashoody | fjl2usc | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: It's still not outputting anything<|eor|><|sor|>Double Plot twist: the function calling the function wasn't called.<|eor|><|sor|>Run the program again, it might output correctly with no fucking logical explanation<|eor|><|sor|>Swap files are afoot<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Check universe c-136. This is c-137.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | fjkwdr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why is my function not outputting anything<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is function B behaving like function A? Because I'm calling function A instead of function B.
True story on multiple occasions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmerhumor | subject_deleted | xmuwf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,863 |
programmerhumor | KeyboardStudios | ipq47by | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 969 |
programmerhumor | TerriblyCoded | ipq5x98 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also pictured - the client asking for just a few more last minute adjustments to the project scope:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | 0c4rt0l4 | ipq9fix | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | kinetic-graphics | ipr3atq | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|sor|>The artwork is mine. I take full responsibility for it.
No joke. Check the watermark in bottom right. I am so sorry for your eyes.
Edit: I am still five and get my left and rights mixed up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | Gagarin1961 | ipqk3rj | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|sor|>How are you guys getting to the point of adding finishing touches?! I cant even get close to an MVP ever!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | No-Witness2349 | ipqq08z | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|sor|>How are you guys getting to the point of adding finishing touches?! I cant even get close to an MVP ever!<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is to say fuck it and finish something which is intentionally shitty. Its the engineering equivalent of shitposting. I often force myself to rage at my projects for a second just to be able to get into that headspace. If youre bad at finishing good projects, finish bad ones instead. Your criteria for being finished is does it do the thing? but viewed through the lens of the most pedantic and lazy middle schooler possible. Think the student who would turn in 2 sentences for a 2 page essay. Thats done.
Now you have an app which has a feature set and runs. Now, your goal will never be to finish the app again. Everything is either adding a feature or refactoring existing features. Separating out the steps helps. And if you have a hard time refactoring without tearing the entire thing apart and leaving it in pieces, or if you cant seem to finish adding a new feature to an existing codebase, now youve identified the real problem that was stopping you from finishing your good apps in the first place.
Maybe you need to learn how to decouple things in your designs. Maybe you need to do some writing about the plan because youre jumping in too fast. The only way to tell is going to be to break out the problem into chunks - code a shitty app, refactor, add feature, repeat. At the end of each stage, your app should be in full working order. Thats the goal to always keep in your head.
And this whole process will get easier as you do it over and over. I actually had a lot of projects where I just bootstrapped an initial MVP and then left it alone. I practiced that stage on its own and was eventually able to add in some tooling up front without getting myself sidetracked, which was a major issue before (I want to build this app, but what linter do I use? What testing framework? Etc).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | DoctorStrange047 | ipq552c | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just five more minutes...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | kinetic-graphics | ipr4t8w | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|sor|>The artwork is mine. I take full responsibility for it.
No joke. Check the watermark in bottom right. I am so sorry for your eyes.
Edit: I am still five and get my left and rights mixed up.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao
I have nothing against you, internet person, but god dammit<|eor|><|sor|>I just wanted to make a neat loop haha. Like 90% of the comments I get are "oh make it stop" and "fuck whoever made this"
In the end, all I want is for people to have an emotional reaction to my artwork. If that reaction is magma-hot hatred, then it's still a win I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | webworks2000 | ipqbqdn | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just five more minutes...<|eor|><|sor|>This was my quote to my mom when I was growing up. That, and "ok I'm shutting down." she didn't use computers and so she thought shutting down windows took 30 minutes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | aurinxki | ipq7r5v | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I knew that it was never going to be finished, yet I watched for 5 minutes just in case it had a resolution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | TheRavenSayeth | ipqxett | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also pictured - the client asking for just a few more last minute adjustments to the project scope:<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like were all set for our app to hire local clowns for tomorrows launch. Quick thing though, can you tack on something where you can find local singles in your area that are left handed but they also must have 2 dogs minimum?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | Thebombuknow | ipqs2sz | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|sor|>How are you guys getting to the point of adding finishing touches?! I cant even get close to an MVP ever!<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is to say fuck it and finish something which is intentionally shitty. Its the engineering equivalent of shitposting. I often force myself to rage at my projects for a second just to be able to get into that headspace. If youre bad at finishing good projects, finish bad ones instead. Your criteria for being finished is does it do the thing? but viewed through the lens of the most pedantic and lazy middle schooler possible. Think the student who would turn in 2 sentences for a 2 page essay. Thats done.
Now you have an app which has a feature set and runs. Now, your goal will never be to finish the app again. Everything is either adding a feature or refactoring existing features. Separating out the steps helps. And if you have a hard time refactoring without tearing the entire thing apart and leaving it in pieces, or if you cant seem to finish adding a new feature to an existing codebase, now youve identified the real problem that was stopping you from finishing your good apps in the first place.
Maybe you need to learn how to decouple things in your designs. Maybe you need to do some writing about the plan because youre jumping in too fast. The only way to tell is going to be to break out the problem into chunks - code a shitty app, refactor, add feature, repeat. At the end of each stage, your app should be in full working order. Thats the goal to always keep in your head.
And this whole process will get easier as you do it over and over. I actually had a lot of projects where I just bootstrapped an initial MVP and then left it alone. I practiced that stage on its own and was eventually able to add in some tooling up front without getting myself sidetracked, which was a major issue before (I want to build this app, but what linter do I use? What testing framework? Etc).<|eor|><|sor|>Just a few days ago I made an app that was really janky, buggy, and required you to do very specific things to get it to work, but it otherwise did what it was supposed to.
In the past few days I have fixed all the bugs with it and made it look a lot nicer, but that's purely out of boredom.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | 0c4rt0l4 | ipr4ec3 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|sor|>The artwork is mine. I take full responsibility for it.
No joke. Check the watermark in bottom right. I am so sorry for your eyes.
Edit: I am still five and get my left and rights mixed up.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao
I have nothing against you, internet person, but god dammit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | ifrem | ipqizd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>90% done. 90% more to go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | McBurger | ipqz5l4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also pictured - the client asking for just a few more last minute adjustments to the project scope:<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like were all set for our app to hire local clowns for tomorrows launch. Quick thing though, can you tack on something where you can find local singles in your area that are left handed but they also must have 2 dogs minimum?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, heres another idea, shouldnt be too hard, it would be extra cool if it could check both users calendars to suggest a time youre both available to meet!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | Peep_The_Technique_ | ipqu59k | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>But it's not dooonnnneeee!!<|eor|><|sor|>How are you guys getting to the point of adding finishing touches?! I cant even get close to an MVP ever!<|eor|><|sor|>The trick is to say fuck it and finish something which is intentionally shitty. Its the engineering equivalent of shitposting. I often force myself to rage at my projects for a second just to be able to get into that headspace. If youre bad at finishing good projects, finish bad ones instead. Your criteria for being finished is does it do the thing? but viewed through the lens of the most pedantic and lazy middle schooler possible. Think the student who would turn in 2 sentences for a 2 page essay. Thats done.
Now you have an app which has a feature set and runs. Now, your goal will never be to finish the app again. Everything is either adding a feature or refactoring existing features. Separating out the steps helps. And if you have a hard time refactoring without tearing the entire thing apart and leaving it in pieces, or if you cant seem to finish adding a new feature to an existing codebase, now youve identified the real problem that was stopping you from finishing your good apps in the first place.
Maybe you need to learn how to decouple things in your designs. Maybe you need to do some writing about the plan because youre jumping in too fast. The only way to tell is going to be to break out the problem into chunks - code a shitty app, refactor, add feature, repeat. At the end of each stage, your app should be in full working order. Thats the goal to always keep in your head.
And this whole process will get easier as you do it over and over. I actually had a lot of projects where I just bootstrapped an initial MVP and then left it alone. I practiced that stage on its own and was eventually able to add in some tooling up front without getting myself sidetracked, which was a major issue before (I want to build this app, but what linter do I use? What testing framework? Etc).<|eor|><|sor|>Just a few days ago I made an app that was really janky, buggy, and required you to do very specific things to get it to work, but it otherwise did what it was supposed to.
In the past few days I have fixed all the bugs with it and made it look a lot nicer, but that's purely out of boredom.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the process. Complete it, refactor it.
Personally, I've learned more doing this than just trying to do the absolute best I can on first try.
My spaghetti code turns into a less tangled spaghetti code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | Unlikely-Storage-156 | ipq6f9n | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This gives me anxiety <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | iMrParker | ipr58aq | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Fuck whoever made this<|eor|><|sor|>The artwork is mine. I take full responsibility for it.
No joke. Check the watermark in bottom right. I am so sorry for your eyes.
Edit: I am still five and get my left and rights mixed up.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao
I have nothing against you, internet person, but god dammit<|eor|><|sor|>I just wanted to make a neat loop haha. Like 90% of the comments I get are "oh make it stop" and "fuck whoever made this"
In the end, all I want is for people to have an emotional reaction to my artwork. If that reaction is magma-hot hatred, then it's still a win I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it goes to show how well you made it! I bet you wanted to make something that kinda twists your brain and it's definitely doing that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | g000r | ipr1v42 | <|sols|><|sot|>A visualization of adding the last few touches to your app.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lsvthhx1tsp91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Also pictured - the client asking for just a few more last minute adjustments to the project scope:<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like were all set for our app to hire local clowns for tomorrows launch. Quick thing though, can you tack on something where you can find local singles in your area that are left handed but they also must have 2 dogs minimum?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, heres another idea, shouldnt be too hard, it would be extra cool if it could check both users calendars to suggest a time youre both available to meet!<|eor|><|sor|>Then trawl the users' search history to build a profile on a mutually preferable restaurant; look up the restaurant's proprietor and send them a request for a kickback on what ever the person spends? You'll probably need to spend 5 mins or so adding a Stripe integration to take payment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | oobie_boobie | 128hb7z | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,772 |
programmerhumor | Seirxus | jeipkz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Need to win the tournament to save<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,005 |
programmerhumor | jimbowqc | jeiv26o | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,188 |
programmerhumor | HazirBot | jeisp7p | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>do it for the science<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,192 |
programmerhumor | DoTheyKeepYouInACell | jej152z | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a *legendary* IDE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,487 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | jej4q7g | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Need to win the tournament to save<|eor|><|sor|>You must fight the working class and save the ruling class before saving the file<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,120 |
programmerhumor | Wawwior | jeiuj0o | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Compiles to .dll and injects *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 966 |
programmerhumor | JusHerForTheComments | jej3itx | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a *legendary* IDE<|eor|><|sor|>It's the *Apex* of IDEs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | The_MAZZTer | jej9rsb | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programs that have registered to handle CPP are displayed on top. On bottom you get ANY app registered with this dialog or that you've manually used Open With with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 684 |
programmerhumor | HonoraryRadish | jeixfr2 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>do it for the science<|eor|><|sor|>Im curious do it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | ElectromechSuper | jeitbk8 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2023 and windows STILL doesn't know what a .cpp file is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
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