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programmerhumor
Riposte4400
hii1lgu
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>While it's technologically interesting, I can't imagine myself ever wanting to use it personally - there's no way I'd ever trust it enough to not screw things up, or to not give functions that are named similarly but don't actually do what I want them to do, and I think I'd spend more time double checking everything it's doing than I would to just code it myself most of the time. I think anything that's complicated enough that it would save time by not needing to code it would either be too specific to my program for it to be able to solve it or would be better solved just by importing a library instead of relying on copilot for it.<|eor|><|sor|>It seems more like a toy.<|eor|><|soopr|>I think it's settled : https://i.imgur.com/VSwIGTV.mp4<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
292
programmerhumor
nmkd
hiifmjt
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked for it.](https://i.imgur.com/b4Oi7vS.mp4)<|eoopr|><|sor|>bruh<|eor|><|soopr|>Bruh https://i.imgur.com/XQJS06p.mp4<|eoopr|><|sor|>Holy shit this is endless entertainment<|eor|><|sor|>It's official, they've automated r/ProgrammerHumor. This is now a branch of r/SubredditSimulator.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean r/SubSimulatorGPT2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
280
programmerhumor
Riposte4400
hii0fqj
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>While it's technologically interesting, I can't imagine myself ever wanting to use it personally - there's no way I'd ever trust it enough to not screw things up, or to not give functions that are named similarly but don't actually do what I want them to do, and I think I'd spend more time double checking everything it's doing than I would to just code it myself most of the time. I think anything that's complicated enough that it would save time by not needing to code it would either be too specific to my program for it to be able to solve it or would be better solved just by importing a library instead of relying on copilot for it.<|eor|><|soopr|>It's just like the Gmail autocomplete. honestly, it's AMAZING at how good it is at predicting what you want to type. In a large project it actually WILL correctly use objects and call the right methods. Sometimes you have to guide it with comments, sometimes it spits out nonsence, but in a lot of cases I simply press tab and move faster.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
234
programmerhumor
Riposte4400
hiimfbh
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked for it.](https://i.imgur.com/b4Oi7vS.mp4)<|eoopr|><|sor|>bruh<|eor|><|soopr|>Bruh https://i.imgur.com/XQJS06p.mp4<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Holy shit, IT DOES ! https://i.imgur.com/WotMZUG.mp4<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
hamiecod
hiie427
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>That is nothing compared to my copilot autocompletions. I got rickrolled by github copilot once [https://youtu.be/y9jcHC7xLgM](https://youtu.be/y9jcHC7xLgM) and ever since I have stopped usin github copilot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
228
programmerhumor
mycommentsaccount
hiifkp7
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What one developer can complete in one day, a million developers can complete in a million days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
213
programmerhumor
PiRSquared2
fer5dm
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,649
programmerhumor
cjbee9891
fjqc6jc
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh, so it all makes sense now! They were spending all of their money on gym memberships instead of Bandicam licenses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
621
programmerhumor
WhoRuleTheWorld
fjqi8uz
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience, Indians are considered extremely cool and desirable, when they have no accent.<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong. I have no accent and Im not desired:(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
466
programmerhumor
Time_Terminal
fjqjlrf
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience, Indians are considered extremely cool and desirable, when they have no accent.<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong. I have no accent and Im not desired:(<|eor|><|sor|>Don't feel sad. I desire you regardless of your accent.<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there fella. Dinner and a movie first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
339
programmerhumor
Rumbleroar1
fjr16ti
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Hello friends, my name is Tushar" I had a slight Indian accent in high school when speaking English because I watched his algorithm tutorials a lot and it was easily more than half of my English intake because I'm not native.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
332
programmerhumor
stpaulgym
fjqj1s6
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience, Indians are considered extremely cool and desirable, when they have no accent.<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong. I have no accent and Im not desired:(<|eor|><|sor|>Don't feel sad. I desire you regardless of your accent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
291
programmerhumor
Nixavee
fjq1qd9
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume that they arent the same person...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
256
programmerhumor
xtatata
fjq1uds
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Same for engineering thankq people<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
horusporcus
fjqiuxm
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its almost like a fetish. Do you have some idea why indian guides on CS and engineering are so prolific? Is it part of your education?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, it is a very important part of our education. CS and Engineering are considered to be the holy grail of success.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
Wibler77
fjqby79
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The more difficult a problem gets, the more valuable those grainy youtube videos become<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
170
programmerhumor
akashneo
fjqivze
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm an Indian and I have got maybe 14-15 scam calls up till now by other Indians. They succeeded in scamming me once and failed other times. Now when they call I just have long conversations with them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
135
programmerhumor
DangerBaba
fjqk1a2
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience, Indians are considered extremely cool and desirable, when they have no accent.<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong. I have no accent and Im not desired:(<|eor|><|sor|>Don't feel sad. I desire you regardless of your accent.<|eor|><|sor|>Woah there fella. Dinner and a movie first.<|eor|><|sor|>it's okay between homies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
ThatFag
fjr8hkk
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Hello friends, my name is Tushar" I had a slight Indian accent in high school when speaking English because I watched his algorithm tutorials a lot and it was easily more than half of my English intake because I'm not native.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao, that's hilarious. The internet is amazing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
126
programmerhumor
TheMangalorian
fjrfufy
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh, so it all makes sense now! They were spending all of their money on gym memberships instead of Bandicam licenses.<|eor|><|sor|>*unregistered hypercam*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
EirIroh
fjqgp3i
<|sols|><|sot|>Saved me a ton of times<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xz7amqd1z6l41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its almost like a fetish. Do you have some idea why indian guides on CS and engineering are so prolific? Is it part of your education?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
105
programmerhumor
4BDUL4Z1Z
ypbtax
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,642
programmerhumor
atlas_hugs
iviuqqe
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, reminds me of my workplace where I get blocked from various sites that have productivity tools. Because productivity is the last thing wed want in a workplace. Examples include: trello, Microsoft forms<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,620
programmerhumor
AlphaSparqy
iviicu6
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprise! You thought you were done jumping through hoops after you were hired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,695
programmerhumor
StormCrowMith
ivj5m24
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprise! You thought you were done jumping through hoops after you were hired.<|eor|><|sor|>Wish you now knew how to invert a linked list by heart now huh? git --gud<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,680
programmerhumor
Shrubberer
ivj6jtc
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, reminds me of my workplace where I get blocked from various sites that have productivity tools. Because productivity is the last thing wed want in a workplace. Examples include: trello, Microsoft forms<|eor|><|sor|>It's probably just the head of the IT down in the basement. Our guy didn't allow me to sketch a UML diagram with some online tool because it's unsafe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,171
programmerhumor
nolitos
ivj2j4f
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Help desk told me that they can't unblock Spotify due to security concerns they were not ready to reveal. Edit: to add details, some people could use it, some couldn't; it wasn't a universal policy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,158
programmerhumor
happy_vibes_only
ivj7n7n
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprise! You thought you were done jumping through hoops after you were hired.<|eor|><|sor|>Wish you now knew how to invert a linked list by heart now huh? git --gud<|eor|><|sor|>sudo apt-get rekt --nerd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,998
programmerhumor
magick_68
iviqipo
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pay you to code, so code. Don't waste my time and money to improve yourself and your code, which in the end would benefit me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,927
programmerhumor
Oneshotkill_2000
ivjesqv
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, reminds me of my workplace where I get blocked from various sites that have productivity tools. Because productivity is the last thing wed want in a workplace. Examples include: trello, Microsoft forms<|eor|><|sor|>It's probably just the head of the IT down in the basement. Our guy didn't allow me to sketch a UML diagram with some online tool because it's unsafe<|eor|><|sor|>I once hacked into the pentagon using an online UML tool. It's scary what you can do with them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,874
programmerhumor
Vaguely_accurate
ivj9e6p
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Help desk told me that they can't unblock Spotify due to security concerns they were not ready to reveal. Edit: to add details, some people could use it, some couldn't; it wasn't a universal policy.<|eor|><|sor|>That's probably management hiding behind security. We had two teams who sat near each other. One dealt with inbound calls. The other didn't. They had to keep reasonably quiet to not disrupt calls, so mostly sat with headphones on listening to music. The calls team got jealous and it started causing management problems. So they request IT block all streaming media to prevent the second team listening to music while avoiding needing to confront them and be the bad guys. It's a terrible idea in general though. Any use of security tools will piss someone off and make them think how to evade them. Any use for non-security purposes - especially those obviously not about security - will only increase/encourage evasion. That turns otherwise good employees into security risks, just over management not wanting to find a human solution to a human problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,342
programmerhumor
kaerfkeerg
iviwpf6
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Protect you from internet threats Bitch, the only thing threatened by blocking stack overflow is employees mental health<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,111
programmerhumor
4BDUL4Z1Z
iviuh2e
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guess you're using your phone then...<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, Before This: Copy From SO > Past into VS Code. After This: Copy From SO on Mobile > Past in Google Chat Group (With only one participant i.e, me) > Send > Open Google Chat on PC > Copy from Google Chat> Past in VS Code.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
924
programmerhumor
route-my-lans
ivitusq
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guess you're using your phone then...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
786
programmerhumor
Natomiast
ivimt22
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>who does that? research and online documentation is necessary tool for developer, it's like to forbid using ide at work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
700
programmerhumor
Timah158
ivj84in
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pay you to code, so code. Don't waste my time and money to improve yourself and your code, which in the end would benefit me.<|eor|><|sor|>"We hire the top 10% of coders. You should have every language and library memorized by now! Quit being lazy and get back to coding!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
625
programmerhumor
StatisticianKey2323
ivjfsgd
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, reminds me of my workplace where I get blocked from various sites that have productivity tools. Because productivity is the last thing wed want in a workplace. Examples include: trello, Microsoft forms<|eor|><|sor|>It's probably just the head of the IT down in the basement. Our guy didn't allow me to sketch a UML diagram with some online tool because it's unsafe<|eor|><|sor|>I once hacked into the pentagon using an online UML tool. It's scary what you can do with them<|eor|><|sor|>I once hacked into the FBI with a USB stick. Crazy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
603
programmerhumor
nc_bruh
ivixlfq
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I know a company that blocks github.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
575
programmerhumor
_Didds_
ivjalta
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, reminds me of my workplace where I get blocked from various sites that have productivity tools. Because productivity is the last thing wed want in a workplace. Examples include: trello, Microsoft forms<|eor|><|sor|>My IT guy blocked YouTube and we create a lot of content for that platform, so research is essential, let alone the ability to post videos. Meanwhile we have most streaming platforms unlocked and I can just log in and whatch whatever I want with my personal accounts. Also we get threatening emails from the dude every month with bullshit security threats that live rent free on his mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
490
programmerhumor
_GCastilho_
ivjdh5n
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Help desk told me that they can't unblock Spotify due to security concerns they were not ready to reveal. Edit: to add details, some people could use it, some couldn't; it wasn't a universal policy.<|eor|><|sor|>That's probably management hiding behind security. We had two teams who sat near each other. One dealt with inbound calls. The other didn't. They had to keep reasonably quiet to not disrupt calls, so mostly sat with headphones on listening to music. The calls team got jealous and it started causing management problems. So they request IT block all streaming media to prevent the second team listening to music while avoiding needing to confront them and be the bad guys. It's a terrible idea in general though. Any use of security tools will piss someone off and make them think how to evade them. Any use for non-security purposes - especially those obviously not about security - will only increase/encourage evasion. That turns otherwise good employees into security risks, just over management not wanting to find a human solution to a human problem.<|eor|><|sor|>> just over management not wanting to find a human solution to a human problem Isn't that main the JOB of management?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
482
programmerhumor
realluca009
ivjo114
<|sols|><|sot|>Today I became an Employed Jobless Programmer.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7t0snu46bpy91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprise! You thought you were done jumping through hoops after you were hired.<|eor|><|sor|>Wish you now knew how to invert a linked list by heart now huh? git --gud<|eor|><|sor|>sudo apt-get rekt --nerd<|eor|><|sor|>surprise, no debian package manager, it's arch btw<|eor|><|sor|>sudo pacman -S top --trying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
472
programmerhumor
ioncodes
auk94z
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,642
programmerhumor
Imported_Thighs
eh8n237
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>You can solve this problem by using JQuery. It is amazing and does everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,316
programmerhumor
holi0317
eh8s4g6
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>nvm i've figured it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,884
programmerhumor
Liesmith424
eh8sraz
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I got it working, but it could probably use a few list comprehensions: global local global error global syntax global Error global e e = lambda e : ':'.join(e) Error = lambda e : e + u' ' local = r'SyntaxError' error = u'placeholder' #delete in final version syntax = (local[0]+'invalid syntax')[1:] error = lambda e : e.strip(' ') dictionary = [local, syntax] print(Error(e(dictionary).strip(syntax))+dictionary[1])<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,116
programmerhumor
gandalfx
eh8sepv
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>You can solve this problem by using JQuery. It is amazing and does everything.<|eor|><|sor|> $("SyntaxError").throw("invalid syntax")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,031
programmerhumor
LawLombie
eh8ukh4
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a programming equivalent of r/madlads?<|eor|><|sor|>/r/ProgrammerHumor<|eor|><|sor|>recursion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
948
programmerhumor
xigoi
eh8tueu
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>I got it working, but it could probably use a few list comprehensions: global local global error global syntax global Error global e e = lambda e : ':'.join(e) Error = lambda e : e + u' ' local = r'SyntaxError' error = u'placeholder' #delete in final version syntax = (local[0]+'invalid syntax')[1:] error = lambda e : e.strip(' ') dictionary = [local, syntax] print(Error(e(dictionary).strip(syntax))+dictionary[1])<|eor|><|sor|>Calm down Satan.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
634
programmerhumor
shmorky
eh8o7q6
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>-2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
560
programmerhumor
lekkerwarm
eh8nlec
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>so Python will just output the two words in different colors?<|eor|><|sor|>That's done by stackoverflow to make code more readable. Would be different if it was a screenshot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
554
programmerhumor
rangent
eh8tdc5
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>nvm i've figured it out<|eor|><|sor|>*internal rage building* Im having the same problem! What was the solution?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
386
programmerhumor
TheCommoner282
eh8p1ku
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>so Python will just output the two words in different colors?<|eor|><|sor|>That's done by stackoverflow to make code more readable. Would be different if it was a screenshot<|eor|><|sor|>Or he runs it with python 3 and actually gets a syntax error <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
347
programmerhumor
chrismit3s
eh8tn9e
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>You can solve this problem by using JQuery. It is amazing and does everything.<|eor|><|sor|> $("SyntaxError").throw("invalid syntax")<|eor|><|sor|> `Expected ';' and instead saw '(end)'.` `$("SyntaxError").throw("invalid syntax")` <|eor|><|sor|>Semicolons are often optional in JS<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>JS is optional in JS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
320
programmerhumor
aristofanis
eh8y3o0
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>-2<|eor|><|sor|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
300
programmerhumor
Imported_Thighs
eh8so9t
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>You can solve this problem by using JQuery. It is amazing and does everything.<|eor|><|sor|> $("SyntaxError").throw("invalid syntax")<|eor|><|sor|> `Expected ';' and instead saw '(end)'.` `$("SyntaxError").throw("invalid syntax")` <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
273
programmerhumor
DeeSnow97
eh8ve1w
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a programming equivalent of r/madlads?<|eor|><|sor|>/r/ProgrammerHumor<|eor|><|sor|>recursion<|eor|><|sor|>[recursion](https://old.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/auk94z/someone_please_help_this_man/eh8ve1w/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
269
programmerhumor
AyrA_ch
eh8t64w
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone please help this man!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jrc1plsv9pi21.png<|eol|><|sor|>You can solve this problem by using JQuery. It is amazing and does everything.<|eor|><|sor|> $("SyntaxError").throw("invalid syntax")<|eor|><|sor|> `Expected ';' and instead saw '(end)'.` `$("SyntaxError").throw("invalid syntax")` <|eor|><|sor|>Semicolons are often optional in JS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
264
programmerhumor
MaheshtheDev
uk4259
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,627
programmerhumor
kinokomushroom
i7mz5v4
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great, now we need to develop a UI styling language that supports any kind of topological shape imaginable, including non-Euclidean geometry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,059
programmerhumor
rdditer
i7mw9sn
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forever job security... being positive here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,637
programmerhumor
Ozymandias-X
i7nfgms
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forever job security... being positive here<|eor|><|sor|>In other news: hatecrimes within the Developer community rises by 1200%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,125
programmerhumor
StenSoft
i7n606d
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you throw it does it come back like a boomerang with a broken screen?<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on whether it hits a kangaroo or not<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,087
programmerhumor
asianabsinthe
i7n6aad
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great, now we need to develop a UI styling language that supports any kind of topological shape imaginable, including non-Euclidean geometry.<|eor|><|sor|>**Next year**: Introducing the all new POS phone... now 9 different!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
858
programmerhumor
Bizzle_worldwide
i7n17nz
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Idea: modular phones that you can click together in any screen configuration that is up to 12 blocks wide. Each block will resemble one of the Tetris shape pieces. Blocks will only be purchasable in bags of 12, pieces will be randomized and unknowable. UI will all adhere to 12 col, as 12 block units will be the maximum width the device will allow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
758
programmerhumor
kinokomushroom
i7n6nan
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great, now we need to develop a UI styling language that supports any kind of topological shape imaginable, including non-Euclidean geometry.<|eor|><|sor|>**Next year**: Introducing the all new POS phone... now 9 different!<|eor|><|sor|>^(also curves slightly into the fifth dimension)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
685
programmerhumor
obscurityceo
i7nad22
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the shape of an L on my forehead.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
515
programmerhumor
rinnakan
i7nkse1
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forever job security... being positive here<|eor|><|sor|>In other news: hatecrimes within the Developer community rises by 1200%<|eor|><|sor|>Btw this device runs on javascript in IE8 only. In other news, word war 4 reportedly started by insane devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
515
programmerhumor
saltaspertaste
i7n3zhh
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see pants with weird pockets in the future<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
454
programmerhumor
savvykms
i7n6dv8
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great, now we need to develop a UI styling language that supports any kind of topological shape imaginable, including non-Euclidean geometry.<|eor|><|sor|>https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS/shape-outside Not sure if concave polygons work, I'm mostly familiar with CSS2 lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
284
programmerhumor
shauntmw2
i7n8rtr
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see pants with weird pockets in the future<|eor|><|sor|>Sir is that an LPhone in your pocket or are you happy to see me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
268
programmerhumor
Oponik
i7n8ty6
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Great, now we need to develop a UI styling language that supports any kind of topological shape imaginable, including non-Euclidean geometry.<|eor|><|sor|>**Next year**: Introducing the all new POS phone... now 9 different!<|eor|><|sor|>^(also curves slightly into the fifth dimension)<|eor|><|sor|>"Today, we reveal 3 new phone shapes. These are 'Cubical square', 'rectangular circle', and our most anticipated and proudest creation 'Cockus longinus'"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
258
programmerhumor
KeeganY_SR-UVB76
i7n3aca
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unbalanced, Tetromino looking ass. Just bring back the slide keyboard except its another display like a DS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
229
programmerhumor
MimikPanik
i7n074a
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We can just play Tetris with weird shaped phones!!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
212
programmerhumor
Exciting_Tie_2191
i7mwojf
<|sols|><|sot|>How To Ruin FrontEnd Developer Peace <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gqrmliotyyx81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>``` .container { overflow: hidden; width: var(--mobile-width); height: var(--mobile-height); }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
207
programmerhumor
yuva-krishna-memes
x5fli8
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,618
programmerhumor
Teraconic
in0zwd5
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Presenting something to the team, we all see a bug happen, boss says "someone look into that," spend the next sprint trying to reproduce but fail. Next time we're presenting the bug happens again... It's Teams screenshare, I swear. It breaks things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,665
programmerhumor
Duven64
in0xykl
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cosmic ray induced bit flips man...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
840
programmerhumor
Smooth_Ad_6894
in14qvd
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Product Manager: Can you make a bug ticket Me: Sure can someone tell me what the repro steps were -Sounds of crickets Product Manager: You know what it was probably a one off situation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
587
programmerhumor
Hidesuru
in10gjh
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Presenting something to the team, we all see a bug happen, boss says "someone look into that," spend the next sprint trying to reproduce but fail. Next time we're presenting the bug happens again... It's Teams screenshare, I swear. It breaks things<|eor|><|sor|>Nah it's just the power of observers...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
552
programmerhumor
Banaharama
in18p0s
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Presenting something to the team, we all see a bug happen, boss says "someone look into that," spend the next sprint trying to reproduce but fail. Next time we're presenting the bug happens again... It's Teams screenshare, I swear. It breaks things<|eor|><|sor|>Nah it's just the power of observers...<|eor|><|sor|>Quantum computing arrived sooner than expected!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
364
programmerhumor
DoktorMerlin
in1agwt
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Presenting something to the team, we all see a bug happen, boss says "someone look into that," spend the next sprint trying to reproduce but fail. Next time we're presenting the bug happens again... It's Teams screenshare, I swear. It breaks things<|eor|><|sor|>We started looking at DNS first whenever something like this happens. If you are in development, you might have the correct DNS cache because you are constantly accessing the website/api. But in the demo, you let the DNS cache run empty before showing, a lot of times the DNS entry returned was pointing to the wrong IP, which resulted in the bug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
246
programmerhumor
DogzOnFire
in1cxyo
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Product Manager: Can you make a bug ticket Me: Sure can someone tell me what the repro steps were -Sounds of crickets Product Manager: You know what it was probably a one off situation<|eor|><|sor|>This hurts because of how true it is. Another one is "X isn't working as intended, please fix". I forgot I had "Mind Reader" in my job spec.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
243
programmerhumor
eanat
in1aacb
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cosmic ray induced bit flips man...<|eor|><|sor|>[for the people who don't know what this is meaning](https://hackaday.com/2021/02/17/cosmic-ray-flips-bit-assists-mario-64-speedrunner/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
238
programmerhumor
Muziah
in164jq
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The "video evidence" part got me. Can't swindle your way out of this fix.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
phaemoor
in1e0x4
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Presenting something to the team, we all see a bug happen, boss says "someone look into that," spend the next sprint trying to reproduce but fail. Next time we're presenting the bug happens again... It's Teams screenshare, I swear. It breaks things<|eor|><|sor|>We started looking at DNS first whenever something like this happens. If you are in development, you might have the correct DNS cache because you are constantly accessing the website/api. But in the demo, you let the DNS cache run empty before showing, a lot of times the DNS entry returned was pointing to the wrong IP, which resulted in the bug<|eor|><|sor|>[It's always DNS.](https://i.imgur.com/UaVf22U.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
187
programmerhumor
mattaugamer
in1nrvn
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Product Manager: Can you make a bug ticket Me: Sure can someone tell me what the repro steps were -Sounds of crickets Product Manager: You know what it was probably a one off situation<|eor|><|sor|>This hurts because of how true it is. Another one is "X isn't working as intended, please fix". I forgot I had "Mind Reader" in my job spec.<|eor|><|sor|>This is broken No, its not. Its always worked that way. Its wrong. It shouldnt work that way. That doesnt make it broken. Its not a bug just because you think it should be different. Its wrong. Thats not what it should be doing. Here is the documentation for the original design. Here is the test suite that confirms that the current behaviour is correct. This is broken.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
EnglishMobster
in1eu8a
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Presenting something to the team, we all see a bug happen, boss says "someone look into that," spend the next sprint trying to reproduce but fail. Next time we're presenting the bug happens again... It's Teams screenshare, I swear. It breaks things<|eor|><|sor|>I have seen timing bugs that happen when screensharing and no other times. If you're overtaxing the CPU/GPU then sometimes you run into threading issues which cause a thread to complete earlier/later than it "usually" does. Other culprits might be network latency/bandwidth. Generally in my experience timing thread issues it's.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
124
programmerhumor
someacnt
in1bzhi
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cosmic ray induced bit flips man...<|eor|><|sor|>[for the people who don't know what this is meaning](https://hackaday.com/2021/02/17/cosmic-ray-flips-bit-assists-mario-64-speedrunner/).<|eor|><|sor|>When the entire universe goes to help you out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
FirstFlight
in13r1o
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im currently having a bug on one of my apps that I cant reproduce on any web browser, and it only appears to happen on Safari on a friends iPhone. I dont know how to fix it because I cant even get it to happen on my iPhone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programmerhumor
reusens
in17s4l
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im currently having a bug on one of my apps that I cant reproduce on any web browser, and it only appears to happen on Safari on a friends iPhone. I dont know how to fix it because I cant even get it to happen on my iPhone.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you tried this? If user==friends_iPhone: bug.fix()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
91
programmerhumor
capi1500
in0xbwk
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mulithreaded bugs be like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
66
programmerhumor
Xevailo
in1f3rr
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cosmic ray induced bit flips man...<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant(ish) xkcd](https://xkcd.com/378/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
64
programmerhumor
imwearingyourpants
in1x5kw
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Presenting something to the team, we all see a bug happen, boss says "someone look into that," spend the next sprint trying to reproduce but fail. Next time we're presenting the bug happens again... It's Teams screenshare, I swear. It breaks things<|eor|><|sor|>Nah it's just the power of observers...<|eor|><|sor|>Quantum computing arrived sooner than expected!<|eor|><|sor|>It has always been here! Also it has never been here!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
62
programmerhumor
Grabsch
in1rdt1
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The "video evidence" part got me. Can't swindle your way out of this fix.<|eor|><|sor|>Whenever I'm reporting a defect I cannot replicate it anymore when the dev team asks for a screenshot. It makes me wonder if I lost my mind the first time it occurred. While the dev team thinks I was huffing glue at the time. Maybe taking a video whilst testing is the way to go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
proverbialbunny
in1l0s4
<|sols|><|sot|>Where are you?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y4rxif9n9sl91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Presenting something to the team, we all see a bug happen, boss says "someone look into that," spend the next sprint trying to reproduce but fail. Next time we're presenting the bug happens again... It's Teams screenshare, I swear. It breaks things<|eor|><|sor|>I have seen timing bugs that happen when screensharing and no other times. If you're overtaxing the CPU/GPU then sometimes you run into threading issues which cause a thread to complete earlier/later than it "usually" does. Other culprits might be network latency/bandwidth. Generally in my experience timing thread issues it's.<|eor|><|sor|>> Generally in my experience timing thread issues it's. ^ Accidentally hilarious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54
programmerhumor
SunnyTheHippie
f51c34
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,605
programmerhumor
SineApps
fhw3voe
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,854
programmerhumor
mooseable
fhwd65e
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>My speculative execution predicted the output after two characters.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,230
programmerhumor
pwnrzero
fhw56d0
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python" b = "is" c = "excellent" d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b print(d) Output: >!penis!<<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,618
programmerhumor
SunnyTheHippie
fhw7qgw
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|sor|>5 is average. Shut up.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thank god 5 is average, I was really worried. Unrelated, how many inches is 5 cm?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,168