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programmerhumor | SortaOdd | jej23n3 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2023 and windows STILL doesn't know what a .cpp file is.<|eor|><|sor|>Doesnt windows just do this for like any non-default extension? Like how many times do you download a new program and its like do you want to associate all .tar files w... | 314 |
programmerhumor | softgripper | jej1d7j | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is what "off the grid" does.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | clarkinum | jejb467 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programs that have registered to handle CPP are displayed on top. On bottom you get ANY app registered with this dialog or that you've manually used Open With with.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would Apex register for this? What am I supposed to open... | 239 |
programmerhumor | The_MAZZTer | jejbzxl | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programs that have registered to handle CPP are displayed on top. On bottom you get ANY app registered with this dialog or that you've manually used Open With with.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would Apex register for this? What am I supposed to open... | 227 |
programmerhumor | jinxjar | jeje8gx | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Compiles to .dll and injects *<|eor|><|sor|>oww my runtime<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | NotActual | jejo9d9 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Need to win the tournament to save<|eor|><|sor|>You must fight the working class and save the ruling class before saving the file<|eor|><|sor|>They already bought Windows though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | ularbeludak | jejeyik | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a *legendary* IDE<|eor|><|sor|>It's the *Apex* of IDEs<|eor|><|sor|>Its the *ultimate* IDE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | emax-gomax | jej68qa | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2023 and windows STILL doesn't know what a .cpp file is.<|eor|><|sor|>Doesnt windows just do this for like any non-default extension? Like how many times do you download a new program and its like do you want to associate all .tar files w... | 193 |
programmerhumor | Roxanne_Wolf85 | jej6ax0 | <|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>agreed, i use it every day for my programming projects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | kmankx2 | cga4re | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,758 |
programmerhumor | Perhyte | eufugso | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,490 |
programmerhumor | DatAndre | eufqc4c | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,033 |
programmerhumor | LasikuidunKusilaidun | eufr2bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>Money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 829 |
programmerhumor | kmankx2 | eufqolb | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|soopr|>Probably extorted some secret formula from aliens.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 681 |
programmerhumor | VampireSausageTech | eufqumg | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|soopr|>Probably extorted some secret formula from aliens.<|eoopr|><|sor|>He raided area 51 a decade before us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | moon__lander | eug1hgh | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|sor|>the integer with the smallest max value is a sized byte, which has a max value of 127, so that doesn't sound reasonable<|eor|><|sor|>Unless he was packin... | 381 |
programmerhumor | ConniesCurse | eufs8uk | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, what exactly he had done is hard to tell.
But I think it's a safe assumption that he had *something* done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | Friz64 | eufyoam | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|sor|>the integer with the smallest max value is a sized byte, which has a max value of 127, so that doesn't sound reasonable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 311 |
programmerhumor | Gary_FucKing | eufwiqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before and after the CSS hits...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | Singularity42 | eufup41 | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He actually didn't though. He has said in many interviews that he still tries to be involved at the 'low-level' including still doing programming and engineering regularly.
edit: lots of people taking my comment out of proportio... | 270 |
programmerhumor | a74xhx | eufzcxl | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|sor|>the integer with the smallest max value is a sized byte, which has a max value of 127, so that doesn't sound reasonable<|eor|><|sor|>Unless he was packin... | 259 |
programmerhumor | idk_lets_try_this | euftbmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably. They have lots of good hair medicines these days too.<|eor|><|sor|>No they dont have good hair medicines, if they did they would be sold/marketed a lot mor... | 224 |
programmerhumor | wtmh | eug4vfq | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>Money<|eor|><|sor|>Just rub it on there<|eor|><|sor|>Apply directly to the forehead?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | flabbybumhole | eufsq3s | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|soopr|>Probably extorted some secret formula from aliens.<|eoopr|><|sor|>He raided area 51 a decade before us.<|eor|><|sor|>It was actually a decade after us, and he's com... | 156 |
programmerhumor | MakeYourMarks | eufuwqq | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real reason: money
Elon Musk was never a programmer
Edit: I am wrong. Elon Musk was a developer. Quote from an interview about Zip2:
> "Yeah, we had some very good software engineers at Zip2, but I mean, I could code way ... | 154 |
programmerhumor | ObiWanCanShowMe | eugafro | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, what exactly he had done is hard to tell.
But I think it's a safe assumption that he had *something* done.<|eor|><|sor|>I just want to say that it is not har... | 153 |
programmerhumor | mgsl | eug16pl | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|sor|>the integer with the smallest max value is a sized byte, which has a max value of 127, so that doesn't sound reasonable<|eor|><|sor|>Unless he was packin... | 142 |
programmerhumor | Penislaser2103 | eufv7aq | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>did he get a chin surgery?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | Febuso | eufy5je | <|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He actually didn't though. He has said in many interviews that he still tries to be involved at the 'low-level' including still doing programming and engineering regularly.
edit: lots of people taking my comment out of proportio... | 118 |
programmerhumor | Deep-Ad591 | u1ld1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,746 |
programmerhumor | fordanjairbanks | i4deaxe | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,433 |
programmerhumor | pterodactyl_speller | i4dyi4v | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | _codeJunkie_ | i4dd5xv | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The code is the documentation, duh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | rapsey | i4e20wi | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dunno you sound like an average professional to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | CaptGrumpy | i4dwbnd | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Developers: we use the agile development method.
Translation: yeeehaw!!!1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | Puzzled_Bandicoot_66 | i4dqepw | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I use documatic lol, it uses AI/ML to generate automatic documentation for code and from experience, it's really thoroughly written in 1s! it's a pretty useful tool, you can check it out at https://www.do... | 131 |
programmerhumor | Retbull | i4e0mq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|sor|>I ensured we'd h... | 129 |
programmerhumor | frwyy | i4dnwi9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would u make documentation and comments that makes u replaceable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | stifflizerd | i4e2wo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|sor|>I ensured we'd h... | 88 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | i4e75pg | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writes unmaintainable code.
Refuses to elaborate further.
Leaves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | KKunst | i4e1zkf | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The code is the documentation, duh.<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically how I had to do it for SQL stored procedures...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | hahahahastayingalive | i4dxcqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would u make documentation and comments that makes u replaceable<|eor|><|sor|>Leaving obfuscated code and binaries makes you unreplaceable.
Skipping documentation just means your replacement will have to actuall... | 72 |
programmerhumor | sabouleux | i4eauz3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|sor|>I ensured we'd h... | 68 |
programmerhumor | Kengriffinspimp | i4ebjy2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Developers: we use the agile development method.
Translation: yeeehaw!!!1<|eor|><|sor|>Leeeerooooyyyy jeeennnkkkinnnssss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | AnEmortalKid | i4e3oty | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|sor|>I ensured we'd h... | 65 |
programmerhumor | hosehliao | i4e3pgt | <|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>Or go the passive aggressive route and create too many descriptive comments like
> create variable called A<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | adhdeveloper_dude | pkcoaa | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,740 |
programmerhumor | RoughDevelopment9235 | hc2i8t7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,692 |
programmerhumor | Shanmukha_Repaka | hc3cuyz | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 5 years experience in the same project you guys need devs for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,369 |
programmerhumor | krazyhawk | hc2n9ig | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had to explain JSON to another developer at my uni. She makes 25k more than me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,324 |
programmerhumor | sulerin-pulerin | hc3jhjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 5 years experience in the same project you guys need devs for<|eor|><|sor|>I literally told them this when I re-applied to be hi... | 1,202 |
programmerhumor | DilettanteGonePro | hc2wtdh | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there someone from a management stand point explain this shit??<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone up and down the leadership chain can understand what is wrong but no one wants to be the person to make the decision to increase pa... | 1,116 |
programmerhumor | ech0_matrix | hc2qe7h | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't humor. This is literally happening right now where I'm at.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 811 |
programmerhumor | akashy12 | hc2vxnv | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had to explain JSON to another developer at my uni. She makes 25k more than me.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck do you get a job and not know JSON?!<|eor|><|sor|>There are six fig engineers out there that have never heard of... | 756 |
programmerhumor | Eraknelo | hc2zkzh | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>Legendary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 735 |
programmerhumor | AmazinglyBad | hc2q72k | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there someone from a management stand point explain this shit??<|eor|><|sor|>*Management gestures vaguely at leadership*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 646 |
programmerhumor | beiherhund | hc39kbg | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>It's like when you say you're resigning and they ask you how much money it'd take to get you to stay.
Clearly that must mean you'r... | 584 |
programmerhumor | Swifty299 | hc2nu8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is true in every field. Im explaining to a new hire how two objects cant occupy the same space in engineering cad modeling. They make what I make.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | ANUS_FACTS_BOT | hc3u4oj | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>Legendary<|eor|><|sor|>At my company we hire people contract and keep them that way for a year or two before we hire them full time. I... | 543 |
programmerhumor | Emergency_Paperclip | hc2o0b5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had to explain JSON to another developer at my uni. She makes 25k more than me.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck do you get a job and not know JSON?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 542 |
programmerhumor | allelsefaild | hc2tahf | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't humor. This is literally happening right now where I'm at.<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I left my former company along with a whole bunch of other devs. Because most of us went to the same place, former company de... | 537 |
programmerhumor | macromoog | hc3pzcs | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there someone from a management stand point explain this shit??<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone up and down the leadership chain can understand what is wrong but no one wants to be the person to make the decision to increase pa... | 461 |
programmerhumor | Broken-Butterfly | hc3wg6e | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 5 years experience in the same project you guys need devs for<|eor|><|sor|>I literally told them this when I re-applied to be hi... | 444 |
programmerhumor | Go_Big | hc2qe4o | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can somebody post this in my companies slack channel?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
programmerhumor | jmack2424 | hc3ceuf | <|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked as a developer at a small business in a small town for over 10 years. I always thought if I worked hard, it would justify a big raise; I always got 5%. The boss thought I was happy because he was giving me the "... | 406 |
programmerhumor | ifezueyoung | u2q4w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,718 |
programmerhumor | Sycherthrou | i4ka9ks | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,466 |
programmerhumor | HiPoojan | i4kactw | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way he didn't need to use StackOverflow to make it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,189 |
programmerhumor | p37r05 | i4kai2t | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,798 |
programmerhumor | Defiant-Peace-493 | i4kbzmy | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Increasing your comprehension of the copied code, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,673 |
programmerhumor | solarized_penguin | i4k9mzd | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company installs plugin on all PCs. Step two: company goes out of business<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,474 |
programmerhumor | kayden_polaris | i4kbh2i | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Even better, automatically import code from stack overflow in your program:
[https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import]... | 1,252 |
programmerhumor | del620 | i4k96pj | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A special place in the boiler room of hell is reserved for such people
Edit: Holy shit the comments on this turned in to an all out war over pronouns. I think I'm gonna take the suggestion of u/webDreamer420 and u... | 912 |
programmerhumor | rmenai | i4ktyrx | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Even better, automatically import code from stack overflow in your program:
[https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import]... | 896 |
programmerhumor | Various_Counter_9569 | i4kd1ib | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Increasing your comprehension of the copied code, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Will agree with you, i ... | 682 |
programmerhumor | vthex | i4khyw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way he didn't need to use StackOverflow to make it<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl shift I then copy the code after selecting it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | EnsignElessar | i4kjs1e | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you still right click to copy? Like a scribe from the 1980s?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | Tim-orius | i4kbk2m | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company installs plugin on all PCs. Step two: company goes out of business<|eor|><|sor|>Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | IcyDefiance | i4l7qsf | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Even better, automatically import code from stack overflow in your program:
[https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import]... | 272 |
programmerhumor | dasookwat | i4kj8t1 | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Increasing your comprehension of the copied code, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Will agree with you, i ... | 239 |
programmerhumor | properu | i4k9yp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/alexjgarrett/status/1514219804391059462) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 227 |
programmerhumor | MsPenguinette | i4ksca0 | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Increasing your comprehension of the copied code, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Will agree with you, i ... | 207 |
programmerhumor | BlobbyBlue02 | i4kkdpl | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This was the last thing he made because he cant use stackoverflow anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | Bossen640 | i4kj1hb | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way he didn't need to use StackOverflow to make it<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl shift I then copy the code after selecting it<|eor|><|sor|>f12 masterrace<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | zodar | i4l5jai | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you still right click to copy? Like a scribe from the 1980s?<|eor|><|sor|>or hit F12 and ... | 182 |
programmerhumor | Yohder | i4l4uj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Even better, automatically import code from stack overflow in your program:
[https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import]... | 176 |
programmerhumor | Riposte4400 | qi91jc | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,693 |
programmerhumor | dandcx_ | hihssq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor... | 3,232 |
programmerhumor | Riposte4400 | hihu5t9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor... | 2,970 |
programmerhumor | Riposte4400 | hihyu3h | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor... | 1,904 |
programmerhumor | auxiliary-username | hii703s | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like it's been trained on *my* code...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,879 |
programmerhumor | Runixo | hiiczpv | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor... | 1,202 |
programmerhumor | WhatsWasMyUsername | hihwdii | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor... | 1,083 |
programmerhumor | Riposte4400 | hii7zfs | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like it's been trained on *my* code...<|eor|><|soopr|>Welp, I guess it's g... | 802 |
programmerhumor | crankbot2000 | hii8ux9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor... | 785 |
programmerhumor | SpupsiWuschuk | hiia4rc | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first step to replace human programmers.
Someone starts explaining ... | 576 |
programmerhumor | laundmo | hiidtyf | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>while yes copilot is amazing it also copy pasted verbatim with comments the [fam... | 459 |
programmerhumor | elconcho | hiicfk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first step to replace human programmers.
Someone starts explaining ... | 422 |
programmerhumor | Riposte4400 | hihzdar | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor... | 379 |
programmerhumor | asdf43798 | hihxyxd | <|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>While it's technologically interesting, I can't imagine myself ever wanting to u... | 373 |
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