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programmerhumor
SortaOdd
jej23n3
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2023 and windows STILL doesn't know what a .cpp file is.<|eor|><|sor|>Doesnt windows just do this for like any non-default extension? Like how many times do you download a new program and its like do you want to associate all .tar files with 7Zip? C++ Isnt natively installed on windows, so it doesnt know how to handle the extension without you first telling it the default application to use. Im sure Microsoft knows what a .cpp file is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
314
programmerhumor
softgripper
jej1d7j
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is what "off the grid" does.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
256
programmerhumor
clarkinum
jejb467
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programs that have registered to handle CPP are displayed on top. On bottom you get ANY app registered with this dialog or that you've manually used Open With with.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would Apex register for this? What am I supposed to open with it lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
239
programmerhumor
The_MAZZTer
jejbzxl
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programs that have registered to handle CPP are displayed on top. On bottom you get ANY app registered with this dialog or that you've manually used Open With with.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would Apex register for this? What am I supposed to open with it lol<|eor|><|sor|>Presumably it opens something. Could be this dialog also displays URL handlers (they are treated very similar to file handlers internally) and Apex handles a custom URL protocol either for its internal use (launching the game from a website link or something; not sure if it has a feature like that).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
jinxjar
jeje8gx
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* Compiles to .dll and injects *<|eor|><|sor|>oww my runtime<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
207
programmerhumor
NotActual
jejo9d9
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Need to win the tournament to save<|eor|><|sor|>You must fight the working class and save the ruling class before saving the file<|eor|><|sor|>They already bought Windows though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
200
programmerhumor
ularbeludak
jejeyik
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a *legendary* IDE<|eor|><|sor|>It's the *Apex* of IDEs<|eor|><|sor|>Its the *ultimate* IDE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
emax-gomax
jej68qa
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>2023 and windows STILL doesn't know what a .cpp file is.<|eor|><|sor|>Doesnt windows just do this for like any non-default extension? Like how many times do you download a new program and its like do you want to associate all .tar files with 7Zip? C++ Isnt natively installed on windows, so it doesnt know how to handle the extension without you first telling it the default application to use. Im sure Microsoft knows what a .cpp file is<|eor|><|sor|>it's a text file at the end of the day, why not open it with notepad by default? instead of suggesting video games<|eor|><|sor|>Correct me if I'm wrong but windows can't identify files by file contents. It's why everything is extension based. Linux uses mimetype information which reflects the contents of the file so it can adapt to files even without the correct extension.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
193
programmerhumor
Roxanne_Wolf85
jej6ax0
<|sols|><|sot|>what<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/udro8h0jcara1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wym? Apex Legends is a good IDE.<|eor|><|sor|>agreed, i use it every day for my programming projects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
kmankx2
cga4re
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,758
programmerhumor
Perhyte
eufugso
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,490
programmerhumor
DatAndre
eufqc4c
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,033
programmerhumor
LasikuidunKusilaidun
eufr2bi
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>Money<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
829
programmerhumor
kmankx2
eufqolb
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|soopr|>Probably extorted some secret formula from aliens.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
681
programmerhumor
VampireSausageTech
eufqumg
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|soopr|>Probably extorted some secret formula from aliens.<|eoopr|><|sor|>He raided area 51 a decade before us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
412
programmerhumor
moon__lander
eug1hgh
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|sor|>the integer with the smallest max value is a sized byte, which has a max value of 127, so that doesn't sound reasonable<|eor|><|sor|>Unless he was packing extra information into the byte. 5 bits for the age, 1 bit for sign, 2 bits for flags. Overflow at 32.<|eor|><|sor|>What flags would it even need? isBirthday and isDead?<|eor|><|sor|>isOnMars<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
381
programmerhumor
ConniesCurse
eufs8uk
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, what exactly he had done is hard to tell. But I think it's a safe assumption that he had *something* done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
320
programmerhumor
Friz64
eufyoam
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|sor|>the integer with the smallest max value is a sized byte, which has a max value of 127, so that doesn't sound reasonable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
311
programmerhumor
Gary_FucKing
eufwiqg
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Before and after the CSS hits...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
298
programmerhumor
Singularity42
eufup41
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He actually didn't though. He has said in many interviews that he still tries to be involved at the 'low-level' including still doing programming and engineering regularly. edit: lots of people taking my comment out of proportion. What I should have said was that he still does coding and engineering, he doesn't just do business stuff. I don't think he just sits down and starts working on a random story off the jira board, but he does still do coding and engineering, probably to test out ideas, or at least understand things at a deeper level than a purely business one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
270
programmerhumor
a74xhx
eufzcxl
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|sor|>the integer with the smallest max value is a sized byte, which has a max value of 127, so that doesn't sound reasonable<|eor|><|sor|>Unless he was packing extra information into the byte. 5 bits for the age, 1 bit for sign, 2 bits for flags. Overflow at 32.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
259
programmerhumor
idk_lets_try_this
euftbmp
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably. They have lots of good hair medicines these days too.<|eor|><|sor|>No they dont have good hair medicines, if they did they would be sold/marketed a lot more. Transplants are the only way to achieve this currently and are not scalable(you need a surgeon for every single one) and do not really make that much money for pharmaceutical companies. If there were meds it would be scalable and pharma companies wouldnt hold back on a scalable way to make money. All they need to do is make enough pills and get the money. There currently are some meds that can slow down hair loss a lot or even stop it but the downside is that they can make you impotent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
224
programmerhumor
wtmh
eug4vfq
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>Money<|eor|><|sor|>Just rub it on there<|eor|><|sor|>Apply directly to the forehead?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
flabbybumhole
eufsq3s
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|soopr|>Probably extorted some secret formula from aliens.<|eoopr|><|sor|>He raided area 51 a decade before us.<|eor|><|sor|>It was actually a decade after us, and he's come back to recreate all of the successful businesses from his time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
156
programmerhumor
MakeYourMarks
eufuwqq
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real reason: money Elon Musk was never a programmer Edit: I am wrong. Elon Musk was a developer. Quote from an interview about Zip2: > "Yeah, we had some very good software engineers at Zip2, but I mean, I could code way better than them. And I'd just go in and fix their fucking code. I would be frustrated waiting for their stuff, so I'm going to go and fix your code and now it runs five times faster, you idiot." Sounds awesome to work with. Source: https://www.inc.com/ashlee-vance/elon-musk-tough-leadership-lesson.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmerhumor
ObiWanCanShowMe
eugafro
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No really how did he regrow his hair. Transplant?<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, what exactly he had done is hard to tell. But I think it's a safe assumption that he had *something* done.<|eor|><|sor|>I just want to say that it is not hard at all to tell what he has had done, he had transplants done. Simple. There is nothing else, no supplement, no medication, nothing other than a toupee and he's not wearing a toupee. There are procedures now done by robot which eliminates scarring and patchiness that used to occur when they cut a big strip of hair from the back of the head and cut it all up into little pieces of 8, 6 or 4 hair clumps and implanted them (doll hair effect). Now they can remove and implant one by one. A doctor with skill and a suitcase full of Musk money will take his or her sweet ass time to get that hair line and fullness done correctly. A typical procedure (outside of India or Asia) of Elon's level of original baldness will cost between 10 and 20k, this is for one session, meaning one 8 hour day, one doc, one or two assistants. This level would probably need two sessions, spaced half a year to a year apart. Also, the assistants do the vast majority of the work (when you just pay the standard fee). In the case of Elon's endless checkbook, he can book a doctor with the explicit instructions that he or she perform the entire procedure, no assistants, no other hands fucking it up because they want to get to lunch. With a "Hey doc, 50k bonus if I look great next year when it grows in". In addition to that there is a new procedure called Platelet Rich Plasma that is "expensive". Elon could have ordered up an unlimited supply and application of this. With that and the new methods, inflammation after the less invasive procedure is reduced now, and time off needed is reduced, Elon could have flown to his doc on a Friday, had the procedure done and stayed in the hotel for two days and on Monday Jet back to the office with no one the wiser. In the interim months he just keeps his hair short while the new hair starts to grow in. Then if needed he can go back and have another procedure done. No one notices until they pull up an old pic. The difference between Elon's hair and a random guy getting a simple transplant (which is still good today) is a large bank account and the ability to book the best, most artistic and careful doctor available. He's also had other things done but they are not *as* obvious. Good for him though, he looks great and there's nothing wrong with any of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programmerhumor
mgsl
eug16pl
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>His age was stored in a too-small integer type and overflowed?<|eor|><|sor|>the integer with the smallest max value is a sized byte, which has a max value of 127, so that doesn't sound reasonable<|eor|><|sor|>Unless he was packing extra information into the byte. 5 bits for the age, 1 bit for sign, 2 bits for flags. Overflow at 32.<|eor|><|sor|>What flags would it even need? isBirthday and isDead?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
Penislaser2103
eufv7aq
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>did he get a chin surgery?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
Febuso
eufy5je
<|sols|><|sot|>Aging is hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4vh850c5tb31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He actually didn't though. He has said in many interviews that he still tries to be involved at the 'low-level' including still doing programming and engineering regularly. edit: lots of people taking my comment out of proportion. What I should have said was that he still does coding and engineering, he doesn't just do business stuff. I don't think he just sits down and starts working on a random story off the jira board, but he does still do coding and engineering, probably to test out ideas, or at least understand things at a deeper level than a purely business one.<|eor|><|sor|>Long $TSLA<|eor|><|sor|>Tesla Motors, Inc. (Nasdaq: TSLA) Timeframe | TSLA | Date and Time ---|---|--- Last Price | $258.18 | as of 06:54 AM EST on Jul 22, 2019 1-wk High | $245.38 | for the week ending on Jul 19, 2019 1-wk Low | $227.28 | 1-mnth High | $234.74 | for the month of June 2019 1-mnth Low | $176.99 | 52-wk High | $387.46 | on Aug 07, 2018 52-wk Low | $176.99 | on Jun 03, 2019 P/E ratio | - | ^^I ^^am ^^a ^^new ^^bot ^^and ^^I'm ^^still ^^improving, ^^you ^^can ^^provide ^^feedback ^^and ^^suggestions ^^by ^^DMing ^^me!<|eor|><|sor|>Stonks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
Deep-Ad591
u1ld1m
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,746
programmerhumor
fordanjairbanks
i4deaxe
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,433
programmerhumor
pterodactyl_speller
i4dyi4v
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
510
programmerhumor
_codeJunkie_
i4dd5xv
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The code is the documentation, duh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
418
programmerhumor
rapsey
i4e20wi
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dunno you sound like an average professional to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
332
programmerhumor
CaptGrumpy
i4dwbnd
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Developers: we use the agile development method. Translation: yeeehaw!!!1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
301
programmerhumor
Puzzled_Bandicoot_66
i4dqepw
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I use documatic lol, it uses AI/ML to generate automatic documentation for code and from experience, it's really thoroughly written in 1s! it's a pretty useful tool, you can check it out at https://www.documatic.com edit: not endorsed by documatic lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
131
programmerhumor
Retbull
i4e0mq8
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|sor|>I ensured we'd have speed by porting the image to alpine Linux then used my workstation set up script to install all the depencies I thought we might need at some point on first start. GGEZ<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
frwyy
i4dnwi9
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would u make documentation and comments that makes u replaceable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
122
programmerhumor
stifflizerd
i4e2wo5
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|sor|>I ensured we'd have speed by porting the image to alpine Linux then used my workstation set up script to install all the depencies I thought we might need at some point on first start. GGEZ<|eor|><|sor|>"npm install all"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
88
programmerhumor
GargantuanCake
i4e75pg
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Writes unmaintainable code. Refuses to elaborate further. Leaves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
73
programmerhumor
KKunst
i4e1zkf
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The code is the documentation, duh.<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically how I had to do it for SQL stored procedures...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
73
programmerhumor
hahahahastayingalive
i4dxcqf
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would u make documentation and comments that makes u replaceable<|eor|><|sor|>Leaving obfuscated code and binaries makes you unreplaceable. Skipping documentation just means your replacement will have to actually read your code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
72
programmerhumor
sabouleux
i4eauz3
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|sor|>I ensured we'd have speed by porting the image to alpine Linux then used my workstation set up script to install all the depencies I thought we might need at some point on first start. GGEZ<|eor|><|sor|>"npm install all"<|eor|><|sor|>You just need one package tho: https://www.npmjs.com/package/npm-all-packages<|eor|><|sor|>18 weekly downloads<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
68
programmerhumor
Kengriffinspimp
i4ebjy2
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Developers: we use the agile development method. Translation: yeeehaw!!!1<|eor|><|sor|>Leeeerooooyyyy jeeennnkkkinnnssss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
65
programmerhumor
AnEmortalKid
i4e3oty
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>"But the code is only 20 lines?"<|eor|><|sor|>First line calls a docker image on some random repository. Cya<|eor|><|sor|>I ensured we'd have speed by porting the image to alpine Linux then used my workstation set up script to install all the depencies I thought we might need at some point on first start. GGEZ<|eor|><|sor|>"npm install all"<|eor|><|sor|>You just need one package tho: https://www.npmjs.com/package/npm-all-packages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
65
programmerhumor
hosehliao
i4e3pgt
<|sols|><|sot|>Hey, where are you going?!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8a16xve5nzs81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I left a 2 paragraph README.md with a few hyperlinks. Good luck!<|eor|><|sor|>Or go the passive aggressive route and create too many descriptive comments like > create variable called A<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
58
programmerhumor
adhdeveloper_dude
pkcoaa
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,740
programmerhumor
RoughDevelopment9235
hc2i8t7
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,692
programmerhumor
Shanmukha_Repaka
hc3cuyz
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 5 years experience in the same project you guys need devs for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,369
programmerhumor
krazyhawk
hc2n9ig
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had to explain JSON to another developer at my uni. She makes 25k more than me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,324
programmerhumor
sulerin-pulerin
hc3jhjv
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 5 years experience in the same project you guys need devs for<|eor|><|sor|>I literally told them this when I re-applied to be hired and they took it and gave me a raise after one year of being away. Went back on the same project. It totally works<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,202
programmerhumor
DilettanteGonePro
hc2wtdh
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there someone from a management stand point explain this shit??<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone up and down the leadership chain can understand what is wrong but no one wants to be the person to make the decision to increase payroll in the department by hundreds of thousands of dollars. So they do stupid half measures like "we have to pay new hires market rate or we won't get good candidates" but pretend the existing employee retention issue doesn't exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,116
programmerhumor
ech0_matrix
hc2qe7h
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't humor. This is literally happening right now where I'm at.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
811
programmerhumor
akashy12
hc2vxnv
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had to explain JSON to another developer at my uni. She makes 25k more than me.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck do you get a job and not know JSON?!<|eor|><|sor|>There are six fig engineers out there that have never heard of JSON. I've worked with them. They have no idea what they're doing and large corporations love paying them $100k-$200k+. Your most personal data is in their hands, daily.<|eor|><|sor|>There are many software domains where you don't need to know JSON. Edit: auto correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
756
programmerhumor
Eraknelo
hc2zkzh
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>Legendary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
735
programmerhumor
AmazinglyBad
hc2q72k
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there someone from a management stand point explain this shit??<|eor|><|sor|>*Management gestures vaguely at leadership*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
646
programmerhumor
beiherhund
hc39kbg
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>It's like when you say you're resigning and they ask you how much money it'd take to get you to stay. Clearly that must mean you're worth more than they're paying you but they choose not to pay you that to save a buck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
584
programmerhumor
Swifty299
hc2nu8b
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is true in every field. Im explaining to a new hire how two objects cant occupy the same space in engineering cad modeling. They make what I make.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
580
programmerhumor
ANUS_FACTS_BOT
hc3u4oj
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>Legendary<|eor|><|sor|>At my company we hire people contract and keep them that way for a year or two before we hire them full time. It's always funny to me that the company also makes the contractor apply and interview then for their job when we bump them to full time. I have to review their resume and submit a report/recommendation up to my manager who then approves the hire. I literally just go to the contractor and give them a copy of the report for each job and say "update your resume so it matches these qualifications" lol. My manager is fully aware I do this too, he also thinks its stupid to make them jump through the extra hoops.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
543
programmerhumor
Emergency_Paperclip
hc2o0b5
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had to explain JSON to another developer at my uni. She makes 25k more than me.<|eor|><|sor|>How the fuck do you get a job and not know JSON?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
542
programmerhumor
allelsefaild
hc2tahf
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't humor. This is literally happening right now where I'm at.<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I left my former company along with a whole bunch of other devs. Because most of us went to the same place, former company decided to: 1. Sue new company to try to ban them from hiring their employees 2. Making a rule that if you left old company for new you couldn't go back to old company. Wanna guess how many employees that went to new company have ever expressed a desire to go back? Zero. And as far as I can tell rule 2 hasn't stopped anyone from leaving.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
537
programmerhumor
macromoog
hc3pzcs
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is there someone from a management stand point explain this shit??<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone up and down the leadership chain can understand what is wrong but no one wants to be the person to make the decision to increase payroll in the department by hundreds of thousands of dollars. So they do stupid half measures like "we have to pay new hires market rate or we won't get good candidates" but pretend the existing employee retention issue doesn't exist.<|eor|><|sor|>This is exactly it. Actually fixing the problem would require a gigantic new ongoing expense that NO ONE is going to approve. The trickle of devs leaving is (usually) a small price to pay vs. the gigantic savings from stiffing all of them as the market evolves. The best move financially for the company is to bring only the really good / indispensable devs up to market value, and accept the risk of the mediocre devs trickling out. Which they will, but usually not so quickly that it overcomes the savings above.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
461
programmerhumor
Broken-Butterfly
hc3wg6e
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just turn in your letter of resignation and then give them your resume.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 5 years experience in the same project you guys need devs for<|eor|><|sor|>I literally told them this when I re-applied to be hired and they took it and gave me a raise after one year of being away. Went back on the same project. It totally works<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Nonrehirability is usually due to misconduct. That company is going to lose a lot of people with that policy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
444
programmerhumor
Go_Big
hc2qe4o
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can somebody post this in my companies slack channel?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
424
programmerhumor
jmack2424
hc3ceuf
<|sols|><|sot|>Really it is a mystery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mz4dneroram71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I worked as a developer at a small business in a small town for over 10 years. I always thought if I worked hard, it would justify a big raise; I always got 5%. The boss thought I was happy because he was giving me the "max". I left, moved to a bigger city, and immediately got a 70% raise. A year and a half later, I left again and got a 40% raise. Don't wait for years thinking they'll see what you're worth. THEY DON'T CARE. If you work hard, and think you're worth more, start making calls now. Find a headhunter where you want to live and ask what kinds of jobs and requirements there are and aim high.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
406
programmerhumor
ifezueyoung
u2q4w1
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,718
programmerhumor
Sycherthrou
i4ka9ks
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,466
programmerhumor
HiPoojan
i4kactw
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way he didn't need to use StackOverflow to make it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,189
programmerhumor
p37r05
i4kai2t
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,798
programmerhumor
Defiant-Peace-493
i4kbzmy
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Increasing your comprehension of the copied code, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,673
programmerhumor
solarized_penguin
i4k9mzd
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company installs plugin on all PCs. Step two: company goes out of business<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,474
programmerhumor
kayden_polaris
i4kbh2i
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Even better, automatically import code from stack overflow in your program: [https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import](https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,252
programmerhumor
del620
i4k96pj
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A special place in the boiler room of hell is reserved for such people Edit: Holy shit the comments on this turned in to an all out war over pronouns. I think I'm gonna take the suggestion of u/webDreamer420 and use the dragon pronoun for myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
912
programmerhumor
rmenai
i4ktyrx
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Even better, automatically import code from stack overflow in your program: [https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import](https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import)<|eor|><|sor|>Let me introduce you to [GitHub Copilot](https://copilot.github.com/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
896
programmerhumor
Various_Counter_9569
i4kd1ib
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Increasing your comprehension of the copied code, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Will agree with you, i usually dont copy/paste, but try to realize how i can implement the best solutions in my dev. environment. Thats not to say I "never" have (and modified), but i prefer not to usually.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
682
programmerhumor
vthex
i4khyw3
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way he didn't need to use StackOverflow to make it<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl shift I then copy the code after selecting it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
501
programmerhumor
EnsignElessar
i4kjs1e
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you still right click to copy? Like a scribe from the 1980s?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
454
programmerhumor
Tim-orius
i4kbk2m
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Company installs plugin on all PCs. Step two: company goes out of business<|eor|><|sor|>Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
344
programmerhumor
IcyDefiance
i4l7qsf
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Even better, automatically import code from stack overflow in your program: [https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import](https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import)<|eor|><|sor|>Let me introduce you to [GitHub Copilot](https://copilot.github.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>This is awesome but could it become a crutch? Im a novice dev so Im just a noob. Curious what a sr dev would think<|eor|><|sor|>I've been using it for a while on php and typescript projects, and it's really good at filling in boilerplate or repetitive code, but it's about as annoying as it is helpful if you're writing anything unique. That's the code that you actually have to think about, so it definitely doesn't qualify as a crutch. Plus I don't think it would be bad if it was one. That would just mean I can move faster and spend my time thinking about bigger problems.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
dasookwat
i4kj8t1
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Increasing your comprehension of the copied code, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Will agree with you, i usually dont copy/paste, but try to realize how i can implement the best solutions in my dev. environment. Thats not to say I "never" have (and modified), but i prefer not to usually.<|eor|><|sor|>i prefer doing this the other way around: i never copy paste stuff i don't completely comprehend. So usually this means i only copy paste parts of a line cause i'm to lazy to type, or i copy paste a block, to put above my own code so i don't have to have 2 screens besides eachother.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
239
programmerhumor
properu
i4k9yp2
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/alexjgarrett/status/1514219804391059462) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
MsPenguinette
i4ksca0
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Increasing your comprehension of the copied code, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Will agree with you, i usually dont copy/paste, but try to realize how i can implement the best solutions in my dev. environment. Thats not to say I "never" have (and modified), but i prefer not to usually.<|eor|><|sor|>My work flow is something like this - I copy the code over, - comment it out, - write the code myself using that code as reference - delete the commented out code - code doesn't work - copy and paste the code - add a `#TODO: rewrite this` - never rewrite it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
207
programmerhumor
BlobbyBlue02
i4kkdpl
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This was the last thing he made because he cant use stackoverflow anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
206
programmerhumor
Bossen640
i4kj1hb
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No way he didn't need to use StackOverflow to make it<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl shift I then copy the code after selecting it<|eor|><|sor|>f12 masterrace<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
205
programmerhumor
zodar
i4l5jai
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't prevent copying, it just prevents ctrl-c. Now you get to roleplay being a scribe from the 1400s.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you still right click to copy? Like a scribe from the 1980s?<|eor|><|sor|>or hit F12 and copy from the source lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
Yohder
i4l4uj8
<|sols|><|sot|>a developers worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xrnxl5w3rat81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now we need a plugin that automatically copies the most accepted answer.<|eor|><|sor|>Even better, automatically import code from stack overflow in your program: [https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import](https://github.com/drathier/stack-overflow-import)<|eor|><|sor|>Let me introduce you to [GitHub Copilot](https://copilot.github.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>This is awesome but could it become a crutch? Im a novice dev so Im just a noob. Curious what a sr dev would think<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
Riposte4400
qi91jc
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,693
programmerhumor
dandcx_
hihssq9
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,232
programmerhumor
Riposte4400
hihu5t9
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked for it.](https://i.imgur.com/b4Oi7vS.mp4)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,970
programmerhumor
Riposte4400
hihyu3h
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked for it.](https://i.imgur.com/b4Oi7vS.mp4)<|eoopr|><|sor|>bruh<|eor|><|soopr|>Bruh https://i.imgur.com/XQJS06p.mp4<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,904
programmerhumor
auxiliary-username
hii703s
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like it's been trained on *my* code...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,879
programmerhumor
Runixo
hiiczpv
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked for it.](https://i.imgur.com/b4Oi7vS.mp4)<|eoopr|><|sor|>bruh<|eor|><|soopr|>Bruh https://i.imgur.com/XQJS06p.mp4<|eoopr|><|sor|>Holy shit this is endless entertainment<|eor|><|sor|>It's official, they've automated r/ProgrammerHumor. This is now a branch of r/SubredditSimulator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,202
programmerhumor
WhatsWasMyUsername
hihwdii
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked for it.](https://i.imgur.com/b4Oi7vS.mp4)<|eoopr|><|sor|>bruh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,083
programmerhumor
Riposte4400
hii7zfs
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like it's been trained on *my* code...<|eor|><|soopr|>Welp, I guess it's got a strong opinion about your code : https://i.imgur.com/9PYyiAu.mp4<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
802
programmerhumor
crankbot2000
hii8ux9
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked for it.](https://i.imgur.com/b4Oi7vS.mp4)<|eoopr|><|sor|>bruh<|eor|><|soopr|>Bruh https://i.imgur.com/XQJS06p.mp4<|eoopr|><|sor|>Holy shit this is endless entertainment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
785
programmerhumor
SpupsiWuschuk
hiia4rc
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first step to replace human programmers. Someone starts explaining the problem and code completion writes the whole program. I guess managers assume that it will be available tomorrow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
576
programmerhumor
laundmo
hiidtyf
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>while yes copilot is amazing it also copy pasted verbatim with comments the [famous quake 3 fast inverse square root,](https://mobile.twitter.com/mitsuhiko/status/1410886329924194309) a piece of GPL licensed code. fun, yes useable in projects without licensing hell, no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
459
programmerhumor
elconcho
hiicfk7
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>This is the first step to replace human programmers. Someone starts explaining the problem and code completion writes the whole program. I guess managers assume that it will be available tomorrow.<|eor|><|sor|>Just ask your manager to write emails by only using iOS keyboard autocomplete suggestions from now on and theyll get the picture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
422
programmerhumor
Riposte4400
hihzdar
<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like I would just keep auto completing until I got a working program<|eor|><|soopr|>[You asked for it.](https://i.imgur.com/b4Oi7vS.mp4)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well, it would not work as the main function has not been called.<|eor|><|soopr|>Let's let Copilot handle the rest. [https://i.imgur.com/4g1KBok.mp4](https://i.imgur.com/4g1KBok.mp4)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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<|sols|><|sot|>"Github Copilot is an AI trained on billions of lines of code written by millions of developers all over the world that can predict what developers want to type next"<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/i3wsqolb0dw71<|eol|><|sor|>While it's technologically interesting, I can't imagine myself ever wanting to use it personally - there's no way I'd ever trust it enough to not screw things up, or to not give functions that are named similarly but don't actually do what I want them to do, and I think I'd spend more time double checking everything it's doing than I would to just code it myself most of the time. I think anything that's complicated enough that it would save time by not needing to code it would either be too specific to my program for it to be able to solve it or would be better solved just by importing a library instead of relying on copilot for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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